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What makes a cock ugly?

One that's fat at the head (not to be confused with a symmetrical mushroom head).

Also, I gag if they're too wrinkly, even when flaccid.

by Anonymousreply 5703/01/2013

denial

by Anonymousreply 1001/17/2013

No more ugliness!

I won't take it no more

I want fair, pure love.

by Anonymousreply 1101/17/2013

If it's big and dangerous looking, "ugliness" falls by the wayside.

by Anonymousreply 1201/17/2013

Who it's attached to.

by Anonymousreply 1301/17/2013

Orange dick or reddish pink circumcision scars- usually found on blonds and gingers

Excessive foreskin on uncut cocks

Boomerangitis - it's bendy and pointing at a thigh, the belly, or the floor

Bashful - so much gunt it's peeking at you

by Anonymousreply 1401/17/2013

Uncut ones, of course.

by Anonymousreply 1701/17/2013

I think my penis is ugly as fuck, but guys still love it for some reason! I can draw quite the crowd on cam4.

by Anonymousreply 1801/17/2013

The weird, leathery, red dangly thing on the head.

by Anonymousreply 1901/17/2013

i don't particularly like bald bear stud / porn star jesse jackman's cock. he has got a great body and torso, but his very large and thick cock hangs down at a curved angle, and looks very, very strange.

i also remember seeing a stripper with a cock that really was as thick as a can. it looked absolutely gross. i have no idea if that's just how it was or if he did something stupid to get it to look like that, but it wasn't at all appealing.

by Anonymousreply 2101/17/2013

Existing.

by Anonymousreply 2801/17/2013

dark purple and too big

by Anonymousreply 2901/17/2013

this is actually a good question. every cock has some redeeming qualities but there is something that makes them ugly, i just can't put my finger on it. wow, maybe it has something to do with proportions, idk. but there are cocks that are ugly but beautiful at the same time. menacing and heavy veined but also smooth, hard and very eager. and then there are some that are just plain ol' uglies. and there are cocks that don't match the character of their owners. like for instance the man is a typical good boy but his cock is obviously a bad boy.

by Anonymousreply 3001/17/2013

A really tight foreskin that doesn't retract when erect.

Wide flat penises that are usually hooked down. They look like they've been rolled under a rolling pin.

Really small penises.

by Anonymousreply 3101/17/2013

foreskin

mushroom head that's too "mushroom"

foreskin

by Anonymousreply 3201/17/2013

i have a friend who is a goofy giggly whitey white guy, and he has this enormous black dick. it's the weirdest thing, and in my opinion, very ugly due to the contrast. others love it and call him chocolate bunny

by Anonymousreply 3301/17/2013

Veins.

by Anonymousreply 3601/17/2013

R35 I love you. Hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 3701/17/2013

Ones that look like a bony old finger

by Anonymousreply 3801/17/2013

I saw a penis with a really long thin head, it was just gross.

by Anonymousreply 3901/17/2013

R9, please get professional help. No one gives a shit about Tennessee Tuxedo or Felix. Stop posting those everywhere, troll!

by Anonymousreply 4201/17/2013

I think Barrett's dick is fug, and his balls are scary looking. But somehow that makes it hot.

by Anonymousreply 4501/17/2013

Being attached to a pre-op with breasts.

by Anonymousreply 4701/17/2013

Smegma.

To say nothing of the penis having been in the presence of the person who posted R16, R20, R22 and R26.

by Anonymousreply 4801/17/2013

The fact that it's a cock.

by Anonymousreply 4901/18/2013

Misery Of the eye and of the heart

by Anonymousreply 5001/29/2013

When they don't extend from a healthy bush.

by Anonymousreply 5101/29/2013

Being in the shadow of an outie. Seriously; Michael Kors naked in the sunshine is not a pretty picture.

by Anonymousreply 5203/01/2013

Foreskin ... yuk!

by Anonymousreply 5503/01/2013

Barrett's dick is fine, it's his balls that are nasty.

by Anonymousreply 5603/01/2013

Foreskin.

I LOVE a big old head

by Anonymousreply 5703/01/2013
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