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What makes a cock ugly?

One that's fat at the head (not to be confused with a symmetrical mushroom head).

Also, I gag if they're too wrinkly, even when flaccid.

by Anonymousreply 5703/01/2013

Everything.

Sorry, I enjoy them; but for aesthetics, they'll never win any prizes.

by Anonymousreply 101/16/2013

Circumcision of course.

by Anonymousreply 201/17/2013

If it winks back.

by Anonymousreply 301/17/2013

When it coughs up phlegm.

by Anonymousreply 401/17/2013

One covered in genital warts.

by Anonymousreply 501/17/2013

ones where the head is so much larger than the shaft it looks like one of those pencils with a koush on the end.

Ones that are shaped odd, like they look like they are sloping forward..ick

Ones with tiny head and a thick shaft...looks like a pinhead.

by Anonymousreply 601/17/2013

One with signs indicating that the circumcision was a really, really rough one.

One that's extremely bent, i.e. "how is the bottom gonna enjoy a fuck from that bent thing?"

One that's unusually thin (in girth)

One that appears to have been treated extensively for warts in the past (pale pink-white scars on it)

by Anonymousreply 701/17/2013

Variations in color - not from one man to another but on the same dick. The head gets redder, of course....but big variations/spots are not pleasant looking.

And also: I love, love LOVE men of color, but if their cocks are too ashy.....it's just not pretty.

by Anonymousreply 801/17/2013

Felix the cat

The wonnerful, wonnerfullest cat

When ever he got in a fix

He reached right into his bag of tricks

Felix the cat

The wonnerful, wonnerfullest cat

You'll laugh so much, your sides will ache your heart'll go pitter pat

Watching Felix, the wonnerful cat

by Anonymousreply 901/17/2013

denial

by Anonymousreply 1001/17/2013

No more ugliness!

I won't take it no more

I want fair, pure love.

by Anonymousreply 1101/17/2013

If it's big and dangerous looking, "ugliness" falls by the wayside.

by Anonymousreply 1201/17/2013

Who it's attached to.

by Anonymousreply 1301/17/2013

Orange dick or reddish pink circumcision scars- usually found on blonds and gingers

Excessive foreskin on uncut cocks

Boomerangitis - it's bendy and pointing at a thigh, the belly, or the floor

Bashful - so much gunt it's peeking at you

by Anonymousreply 1401/17/2013

Mutilation and disease is all I know about that makes them ugly. The infant male infant mutilation is done to men against their consent, but it amazes me that a grown man will punch holes and put pieces of steel in his dick. I'm such a slut that if one of these tattooed and pierced freaks propositions me, I will propose that we can get naked and look at each other and fondle each other with latex gloves, and jack off together. But that is all that I am going to do with someone that I know is probably infected with STD.

by Anonymousreply 1501/17/2013

How gays view the vagina?

You find it ugly?

by Anonymousreply 1601/17/2013

Uncut ones, of course.

by Anonymousreply 1701/17/2013

I think my penis is ugly as fuck, but guys still love it for some reason! I can draw quite the crowd on cam4.

by Anonymousreply 1801/17/2013

The weird, leathery, red dangly thing on the head.

by Anonymousreply 1901/17/2013

why gays avoid to express their opinion about the vagina?

by Anonymousreply 2001/17/2013

i don't particularly like bald bear stud / porn star jesse jackman's cock. he has got a great body and torso, but his very large and thick cock hangs down at a curved angle, and looks very, very strange.

i also remember seeing a stripper with a cock that really was as thick as a can. it looked absolutely gross. i have no idea if that's just how it was or if he did something stupid to get it to look like that, but it wasn't at all appealing.

by Anonymousreply 2101/17/2013

Why gays can't speak about the vagina?

Why they avoid to tell what they think of it?

by Anonymousreply 2201/17/2013

Not a goddamned thing.

by Anonymousreply 2301/17/2013

V-A-G-I-N-A

by Anonymousreply 2401/17/2013

"Excessive foreskin on uncut cocks"

Those are my favorite kind.

by Anonymousreply 2501/17/2013

You are rude guys. Rude.

I thought gays could have class

by Anonymousreply 2601/17/2013

A fat belly.

by Anonymousreply 2701/17/2013

Existing.

by Anonymousreply 2801/17/2013

dark purple and too big

by Anonymousreply 2901/17/2013

this is actually a good question. every cock has some redeeming qualities but there is something that makes them ugly, i just can't put my finger on it. wow, maybe it has something to do with proportions, idk. but there are cocks that are ugly but beautiful at the same time. menacing and heavy veined but also smooth, hard and very eager. and then there are some that are just plain ol' uglies. and there are cocks that don't match the character of their owners. like for instance the man is a typical good boy but his cock is obviously a bad boy.

by Anonymousreply 3001/17/2013

A really tight foreskin that doesn't retract when erect.

Wide flat penises that are usually hooked down. They look like they've been rolled under a rolling pin.

Really small penises.

by Anonymousreply 3101/17/2013

foreskin

mushroom head that's too "mushroom"

foreskin

by Anonymousreply 3201/17/2013

i have a friend who is a goofy giggly whitey white guy, and he has this enormous black dick. it's the weirdest thing, and in my opinion, very ugly due to the contrast. others love it and call him chocolate bunny

by Anonymousreply 3301/17/2013

[R8] I have never seen a POC/Black cock that was 'ashy' (though that makes me laugh), but they do look that way AFTER the condom comes off (near the groin, not the tip)

But it's not real 'ash' (i.e., dry skin)

Thanks for the laugh, though!

by Anonymousreply 3401/17/2013

They're ALL beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love 'em big, or teeniney, in my mouth or in my hiney. Love the cock!

by Anonymousreply 3501/17/2013

Veins.

by Anonymousreply 3601/17/2013

R35 I love you. Hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 3701/17/2013

Ones that look like a bony old finger

by Anonymousreply 3801/17/2013

I saw a penis with a really long thin head, it was just gross.

by Anonymousreply 3901/17/2013

Uncut ones are gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 4001/17/2013

Some dicks are so ugly they're hot. Like Barret Long's or Matt Hughes's.

by Anonymousreply 4101/17/2013

R9, please get professional help. No one gives a shit about Tennessee Tuxedo or Felix. Stop posting those everywhere, troll!

by Anonymousreply 4201/17/2013

R41 Barrett Long's is beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 4301/17/2013

R41, Barrett Long? That's some nice penis. I could even forgive the foreskin. I like his Borstal Boy face, too.

by Anonymousreply 4401/17/2013

I think Barrett's dick is fug, and his balls are scary looking. But somehow that makes it hot.

by Anonymousreply 4501/17/2013

And the huge loads he spurts....yum.

by Anonymousreply 4601/17/2013

Being attached to a pre-op with breasts.

by Anonymousreply 4701/17/2013

Smegma.

To say nothing of the penis having been in the presence of the person who posted R16, R20, R22 and R26.

by Anonymousreply 4801/17/2013

The fact that it's a cock.

by Anonymousreply 4901/18/2013

Misery Of the eye and of the heart

by Anonymousreply 5001/29/2013

When they don't extend from a healthy bush.

by Anonymousreply 5101/29/2013

Being in the shadow of an outie. Seriously; Michael Kors naked in the sunshine is not a pretty picture.

by Anonymousreply 5203/01/2013

Little,stubby cocks on overweight bears

by Anonymousreply 5303/01/2013

Well, I think R53 is right. Curiously, though, I rather like stubby little cocks on good bodies.

by Anonymousreply 5403/01/2013

Foreskin ... yuk!

by Anonymousreply 5503/01/2013

Barrett's dick is fine, it's his balls that are nasty.

by Anonymousreply 5603/01/2013

Foreskin.

I LOVE a big old head

by Anonymousreply 5703/01/2013
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