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I'm a man with a gunt

How do I get rid of it? My legs and arms are in good shape, however. I'm in my mid 40s and I look like a lesbian. Please help.

by Anonymousreply 1701/17/2013


by Anonymousreply 101/16/2013

no surgery

by Anonymousreply 201/16/2013

How big is your gunt?

by Anonymousreply 301/17/2013

You hide it behind a caftan, silly!

by Anonymousreply 401/17/2013

Try to get some of Dorothy Zbornak's old outfits.

by Anonymousreply 501/17/2013

I'm the man with a gunt

Covering my shit

Won't you come and save me, save me?

by Anonymousreply 601/17/2013

Or, eat less, work out a lot and get the hell off of Datalounge, because typing does not make you sweat out the calories!

by Anonymousreply 701/17/2013

Cut it off with a pair of rusty scissors.

by Anonymousreply 801/17/2013

Tear down that bitch of a bearing gunt....and put a six pack where it OUGHT to be!

by Anonymousreply 901/17/2013

What is a gunt? I am so out of the loop.

by Anonymousreply 1001/17/2013

Where a fat gut and a cunt meet. Usually the upper pubic area above one's genitalia.

by Anonymousreply 1101/17/2013

You'll need to ask Pat Robertson

by Anonymousreply 1201/17/2013

Well, you let yourself get that way! 40s is not so old that you can use your age for an excuse. Go to a gym, eat less and do some crunches at home! It's your body, you own it and its you responsibility to maintain it.

by Anonymousreply 1301/17/2013

Exactly how BIG is this gunt of yours? When was the last time you saw your penis? Your feet? Size matters here as you may be beyond our help.

by Anonymousreply 1401/17/2013

I look pregnant, R14. I have to lift my gunt like its a coiled fire hose in order to wash myself.

by Anonymousreply 1501/17/2013

Ew is that that pudge around the pelvis? That's gross (no disrespect intended). Umm..just try to lose weight. Core work would do well there. Kicking I've found works really great, better than sit ups. They have a video called Hapkido Essentials on amazon prime that would help you lose that. 20 minutes to HIIT cardio (30 secs high intensity, 60 seconds mid level) it works better than doing an hour the regular way. Eat one small meal earlier on and one bigger meal in the evening, fast in the middle.

by Anonymousreply 1601/17/2013

It's not a gunt, OP. You're not a woe-man. you're a guy.

So it's a pelly. A penised-person's belly.

by Anonymousreply 1701/17/2013
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