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Do you realize that it's been two weeks since I've enjoyed the company of a man?

Damn this aching back. I'm like car up on blocks with its engine revving and its wheels spinning. I'm going out of my mind. You've got to help've got to do something.

by Anonymousreply 701/16/2013

Your back hasn't been stretched properly. Bring out the rack!

by Anonymousreply 101/16/2013

OP, you have a real blast if you get your dick hard, tape a firecracker to it, and light it.


Get well soon!

by Anonymousreply 201/16/2013

how about a mercy blow job?

by Anonymousreply 301/16/2013

Enjoyed the company of a man? Well I do declare, Mary Lou, you are sufferin' the tortures of the DAMNED!

by Anonymousreply 401/16/2013

Just say a prayer that [italic]I[/italic] find a little something. Why, I haven't fallen in love in [italic]three whole days.[/italic] I'm just ITCHIN' to find somebody with a little imagination!

by Anonymousreply 501/16/2013

Yes, I know, Blanche. I've been marking off the days on my Big Ships of the Navy calendar.

by Anonymousreply 601/16/2013

LOL r6

by Anonymousreply 701/16/2013
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