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On another thread, someone said his penis was only an inch long when hard. How can that be? That's the size of a peanut. Is that considered a birth defect?

What is the smallest cock you have ever sucked or received? What did it feel like, a tickle?

by Anonymousreply 6904/24/2013

One inch? I've seen clits bigger than that.

by Anonymousreply 101/15/2013

I've been with guys who were about 3 inches. 1 inch doesn't seem right unless he's extremely overweight and the fat "overcomes" his penis.

I think I heard once that for every 50 pounds of weight, you lose an inch off of your penis.

by Anonymousreply 201/15/2013

I've never actually measured, but mine is only about four inches fully erect. I've been with at least two men who are smaller and several which are about the same. I've heard about "micropenis" which is what you describe, but I have only seen pix on the internet. I've also never seen the very big ones like in the pictures on the internet.

by Anonymousreply 401/15/2013

About 2 inches. And it had a gritty texture.

by Anonymousreply 501/15/2013

R6 - Oh damn that's awful. I'm average, but I really feel for the guys with small or no junk at all.

When soft, although it's rare, some guys don't get much bigger. Most do - and some to extraordinary lengths. Where the HELL DID THAT COME FROM?

Some really big penises soft don't get much bigger when hard - some do.

It's weird. You really can't tell how large a guy's penis actually is until you're into it.

by Anonymousreply 701/15/2013

Size really does not matter to me.

by Anonymousreply 901/15/2013

[quote]A little cock stabbing the wrong spot is like a dicky-noogie. NO.

r10 is my new favorite poster. LOL.

by Anonymousreply 1101/15/2013

I played with a guy in a bathhouse once who had one that was smaller than my thumb (length and girth.)

by Anonymousreply 1201/15/2013

Maybe just a coincidence, but the couple of times I played with smaller dicks in the wee range, they were both VERY heavy cummers. I was amazed at how much the smaller equipment produced huge loads of semen.

by Anonymousreply 1301/16/2013

R10 was trying too hard. I bet he snapped his fingers after he hit 'Save Post'.

by Anonymousreply 1401/16/2013

I have a pretty average dick, about 7.5 inches, and I enjoy playing with micro dicks in the 5-6 inch range. I don't believe that dicks under 5 inches exist. Sounds like an urban myth.

by Anonymousreply 1501/16/2013

R15 your 7.5 is the urban myth.

I love the tiny ones as long as they leave the pubes alone.

If they shave they look like little boys, total turn off.

by Anonymousreply 1601/16/2013

Sorry to disappoint you, r16, but I am a true 7.5. Kind of on the small side, I realize, but it still gets me a lot of play.

by Anonymousreply 1701/16/2013

MICROPENIS FOR BEGINNERS

by Anonymousreply 1801/16/2013

I like R10's pragmatism.

by Anonymousreply 1901/16/2013

I too have noticed that smaller cocks seem to have more powerful cumshots.

by Anonymousreply 2001/16/2013

I have an admirer, he's a great guy, really intelligent and a HUGE wall of muscle, 6'2" 260. He looks like a bear who could knock down walls with his shoulder. He's totally into me too (but lives really far away). He's got a very very small penis, even hard it is barely a hand-full. He's terribly self-conscious of it and though i really don't mind, I mind that he's always so upset about it.

by Anonymousreply 2101/16/2013

I love R17's false modesty - kind of on the small size I realize.

You're an asshole.

by Anonymousreply 2201/16/2013

R15 was being silly. Why take it serious?

by Anonymousreply 2301/16/2013

Every micropenis I've seen has been attached to an obese man.

by Anonymousreply 2401/16/2013

I love this topic!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 2501/16/2013

Jerry, dear if you love this thread, the Syracuse/naked jocks videotaping thread will leave you positively orgasmic. See you visiting day Sunday. This time I promise to drop the photos in the batter and bake the cake with the photos instead, instead of stupidly trying to conceal them under the base of the cake.

by Anonymousreply 2601/16/2013

Can you fucking imagine?

by Anonymousreply 2701/16/2013

Napoleon had an extremely tiny penis, at least his doctor said so. I once read he raped Josephine in a carriage the first time she was alone with him. I've always wondered how he managed that with his one inch cock.

by Anonymousreply 2801/16/2013

Do you prefer a wee cock to a peacock?

by Anonymousreply 2901/16/2013

R25 If it was that small, did she even know she was being raped?

by Anonymousreply 3001/16/2013

I dated a gymnast once. Amazing body! Pecs and bubble butt and cum gutters, the whole package. That is, except for a package. Couldn't have been more than two inches fully erect. Poor thing, if he ever gets fat, his boner will be an "innie".

by Anonymousreply 3101/16/2013

[quote] I don't believe that dicks under 5 inches exist. Sounds like an urban myth

No myth, they are some micro men out there. Two guys that I have dated had tiny meat.

Tiny meat #1: Timothy 6'2" and a big gym rat, blond, blue, very anglo, macho, his dick was about 3 inches hard and skinny like a pinky. *He had the nerve to tell me my hole was loose*(see last entry)*

Tiny meat #2: Bruce, 6'1"nice body, soft spoken, yet a dick smaller than I ever could imagine. He was maybe and inch and a half, much like a pacifier.

Of course, some guys are the opposite. I dated this one bloke for a while, his cock was huge, like a paint roller. Damn.* After him, I dated tiny meat #1!*

by Anonymousreply 3201/16/2013

I saw that post. It was signed 'Sausages McGee'. Isn't that the name that ayb uses on the Datalounge Facebook site that he runs???

by Anonymousreply 3501/16/2013

The average erect penis is 5.1 inches.

(Yeah, we know you think you're bigger. You're not.)

by Anonymousreply 3601/16/2013

I actually prefer guys who are a bit on the smaller size. I've never been with anyone who would qualify as "micro" so I don't know about that, but there's nothing sexier than an attractive guy with a 4-5 incher, in my opinion.

by Anonymousreply 3701/16/2013

Once in college. The size of my pinky. I gasped.

He seemed to fare well in SF. I always hoped for his sake, he really was a bottom.

by Anonymousreply 3801/16/2013

R15 In what universe is a 5-6" cock a "micropenis"? That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Micro would be under three inches erect. Look up the definition, dude.

by Anonymousreply 3901/16/2013

I fooled around with a guy whose dick was the size of my pinky in both length and girth. I almost said "awwwwww, it's so cuuuute!" and/or "what the fuck?!" but caught myself.

And to echo R13 and R20, it was dripping with precum and he came like a geyser.

I guess I was kind of turned off because I couldn't cum to save my life after I got him off. He was a good kisser and a great sucker of my dick, but I never heard from pinky-dick again.

by Anonymousreply 4001/16/2013

I've often heard that the average penis is just over five inches. That amazes me. I'm 6 inches, and most of the guys I've been with have been bigger than me. So I've always had the feeling that average is probably more like 6 or 6.5. Or maybe I just always pick the big-dicked boys.

by Anonymousreply 4101/16/2013

How is he with his tongue?

by Anonymousreply 4201/16/2013

Micropenis is an unusually small penis. A common criterion is a dorsal (measured on top) erect penile length of at least 2.5 standard deviations smaller than the mean human penis size, or smaller than about 7cm (3 inches) for an adult when compared to an average erection of 12.5cm (5 inches).

The condition is usually recognized shortly after birth. The term is most often used medically when the rest of the penis, scrotum, and perineum are without ambiguity, such as hypospadias. Micropenis occurs in about 0.6% of males.

by Anonymousreply 4301/16/2013

My ex was 5' 10" and weighted about 140 pounds. There was no fat on his body. Fully hard he was 4" but his knob was really wide. Worked perfectly fine since it rubbed my prostate perfectly

by Anonymousreply 4401/16/2013

This thread needs more pics

by Anonymousreply 4501/16/2013

I'd nibble on that, R45.

by Anonymousreply 4601/16/2013

I work downtown; my gym is also downtown. There are a bunch of hetero lawyers and judges who work out at lunch, same time as I do. I ofetn see a few of them on television when there's a big trial happening and it's reported on the news.

I often socialize downtown and go to the theatre, where I happen to run into several of legal hot shots with their wives. In a weird perverted way, I get a kick out of seeing their wives and knowing that I've seen their husbands' cocks--all shapes and sizes.

by Anonymousreply 4701/16/2013

If the guy is small -- less than 5'8" tall or so, then a smaller dick seems "right" to me.

I do feel sorry for some of the men you all have described here -- a guy who is over six feet tall should have a bigger dick.

It's all about proportions for me.

by Anonymousreply 4801/16/2013

[R46] a squirrel couldn't nibble on that!

by Anonymousreply 4901/16/2013

R47 - but flaccid cocks mean nothing. Some grow very large, others not at all.

by Anonymousreply 5001/16/2013

I dated two guys back to back with tiny dicks. Both were short guys, slightly pudgy, 20-somethings. Their dicks were approximately the size of my thumb, when hard. Thin and short.

by Anonymousreply 5101/16/2013

I prefer small dicks with unshaven pubes. About 3.5 inches is the perfect length for me.

by Anonymousreply 5201/16/2013

There is a guy who works out at my gym who is tall (at least 6'7"), blond with a lean, sinewy build. My dickdar is thinking he's either really tiny or really big, but he never changes at the gym, which makes me lean towards him being um, not very proportionate. For those of you who have been with tall, lean men, were they hung low or hung like a light switch?

Height used to throw me off before I knew better.

by Anonymousreply 5301/16/2013

R53: you must factor in race. For example if black, italian or jewish the odds go up at different rates respectively. If asian then the odds must be adjusted down. (Not the facts, the odds.)

by Anonymousreply 5401/16/2013

R54 - He's blond, blue-eyed, and looks to be either Scandinavian or German descent.

by Anonymousreply 5501/16/2013

This thread makes me feel like a fuckin' STUD!

by Anonymousreply 5601/17/2013

R56. Me too!

by Anonymousreply 5701/17/2013

How wee is wee?

by Anonymousreply 5801/17/2013

R55- i would say the odds are 60% he's average decent size. Go for it!

by Anonymousreply 5901/19/2013

He's so happy!

by Anonymousreply 6002/27/2013

Trans cock

by Anonymousreply 6104/19/2013

#2

by Anonymousreply 6204/19/2013

Where are those pics from, r61/r62?

by Anonymousreply 6304/24/2013

Thanks to all who posted photos. I thought I had seen small until I came upon this thread.

If anyone cares to respond, are gay guys as picky about wanting lots of girth as we women are?? Or are you more into length? To me, a 7" dick which is slender is worse than a 4 1/2" one with a nice amount of girth.

by Anonymousreply 6404/24/2013

THANK GOD FOR GRINDR AND CRAIGSLIST. I HAVE ALWAYS CRAVED MASSIVE COCKS (9-10" LONG AND SUPER, SUPER, SUPER THICK) AND NOW I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE A CHANCE THAT A GUY I AM SEEING HAS WHAT I REQUIRE. I JUST PLACE MY AD AND VOILA! I GET THE FAT TEN INCHER OF MY DREAMS. ANYTHING SMALLER IS A JOKE AND A WASTE OF MY TIME. YOU GUYS SETTLE FOR YOUR TINY 6 & 7 INCHERS WHILE I GETS THE GOOD STUFF.

by Anonymousreply 6504/24/2013

I'm not a size queen by any measure of the word but I can't fathom a one Incher. Unless of course Mr One Incher gives the best blow job I've ever got. Or he has a clean,douched, tight and hungry hole to fuck. Oh he has to rim like a champ as well. Even though I'm a top I could become versatile for a One Incher. It would be like a butt plug at worst, it wouldn't hurt that much either.

by Anonymousreply 6604/24/2013

R65 If you consider six and seven inch penises to be 'small', you must have a shitter the size of Carlsbad Caverns. Six or seven inches is more than enough for me. Thickness isn't that big of a deal to me either. I can't imagine a gargantuan arm & fist sized monster ripping my ass to shreds and calling it pleasure.

To each their own, but I hate monster-sized penises. They can be fun to watch in pornos, but they are not practical in real life (unless you can drive a fleet of trucks through your rectum). If so, that's sad.

by Anonymousreply 6704/24/2013

R61/62 - that is a genuine FTM tran? wow? not bad looking at all!

by Anonymousreply 6804/24/2013

As far as I am concerned, anything under 8" is tinymeat. I have a beautiful 8.5" myself and I will reject any so called "man" who whips out anything smaller than 8". I laugh at little 7" pee-pees, I would be on the floor in hysterics over a 1" wee-wee. I might even cry for the poor girl, I mean guy.

by Anonymousreply 6904/24/2013
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