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Could you ever date a guy named Ernie?

I couldn't. No offense if your name is Ernie. There are just certain names that make me wince upon hearing them and I have to immediately write you off as a potential mate. You know what I mean?

by Anonymousreply 6202/18/2013

I've always thought the name Nancy guaranteed menace with large dollops of insanity.

by Anonymousreply 101/15/2013

Actually I once dated a really hot Italian-American guy from New Jersey named "Ernesto" who went by "Ernie."

by Anonymousreply 201/15/2013

My neighbor's name is Ernie (white southern guy) and his partner is a hot HOT black guy. Great people, great neighbors.

I'd date him.

by Anonymousreply 301/15/2013

Oh yes R1, the name Nancy is a curse! Never knew a normal Nancy. Right up there with Betty.

When I think of Ernest I think of Bruce Willis in Death Becomes Her.

by Anonymousreply 401/15/2013

And YOUR name is...?

by Anonymousreply 501/15/2013

For fuck's sake, it's like Lady Gwendolyn Fairfax. In reverse!

by Anonymousreply 601/15/2013

Not something dorky sounding, R5. THANK GOD!

by Anonymousreply 701/15/2013

[quote]And YOUR name is...?

My Name Is Earl.

by Anonymousreply 801/15/2013

I feel the same way about guys named Chuck...and Bruce. No go! Can't do it.

by Anonymousreply 901/15/2013

No. I wouldn't be able to get hard.

by Anonymousreply 1001/15/2013

I've always based my happiness, or lack thereof, on names. I'm so glad to have priorities that make so much sense.

by Anonymousreply 1101/15/2013

I've dated an Ernie, a Chuck, and a Bruce and they were all three sex on wheels. Hot mother fuckers all. I'd do 'em all again.

by Anonymousreply 1201/15/2013

Girl, who HAVEN'T you dated R12?

by Anonymousreply 1301/15/2013

Well, OP, my long-term partner's name is Ernie. He's the funniest, tenderest, most loving individual I've ever known. We adopted awhile back, and now we're hoping to marry soon, since it recently became legal in our state.

I know it's probably not a good idea to reveal your true identity on DL, but when it's right, and if you're proud of who you are and of your "non-traditional" family, then you really want to share it with the world. We wish every gay couple the same love we've found.

by Anonymousreply 1401/15/2013

R13 I haven't dated Tom Selleck yet, but I'm working on that one. LOL.

by Anonymousreply 1501/15/2013

I once did, but I would advise against it. He wore a bad toupee and had a limp dick. After I finally got him to fuck my hungry pussy, he ran crawling back to his wife.

by Anonymousreply 1601/15/2013

It worked for Sophie Tucker.

by Anonymousreply 1701/15/2013

When I was in the Navy I had a room mate named Ernie. He was from El Paso and about the prettiest pussy hound you ever saw

by Anonymousreply 1801/15/2013

Date? No. Cohabit? Sure. Fuck?


by Anonymousreply 1901/15/2013

Not all gay guys I've known have been named Fernie, but all guys I've known named Fernie have been gay.

by Anonymousreply 2001/15/2013

Just don't marry one.

by Anonymousreply 2101/15/2013

You're luck, R18. I've been to El Paso before. Lots of ridiculously hot Latinos everywhere. And the Army guys at Ft. Bliss can send anyone's hormones into overdrive. That's one surprisingly hot Texas town.

by Anonymousreply 2201/15/2013

If he were fit and had the qualities I desired, hell yes.

by Anonymousreply 2301/15/2013

Someone's name could possibly determine whether you'd date them? Seriously?

by Anonymousreply 2401/15/2013

Did anyone think Ernie Douglas from My Three Sons was hot?

by Anonymousreply 2501/15/2013

Is anyone actually named Ernie?

by Anonymousreply 2601/15/2013

I would gladly date this adorable, little closet-case Ernie (at link):

by Anonymousreply 2701/15/2013

I have never known nor even met a male named Ernie.

The only Ernie's I've ever heard of are Ernie Kovaks and Ernie Banks and Tennessee Ernie Ford.

by Anonymousreply 2801/15/2013

I could date an Ernie before a guy with a male/female name like Taylor or Leslie.

by Anonymousreply 2901/15/2013

All should realize the importance of being Earnest.

by Anonymousreply 3001/15/2013

I dated a Bernie and a (ugh)...Sheldon.

What can I say? I like little Jewish men with bald spots.

by Anonymousreply 3101/15/2013

I love R14.

by Anonymousreply 3201/15/2013


by Anonymousreply 3301/15/2013

You're going to die alone, OP.

by Anonymousreply 3401/16/2013

Floyd is a turn-off name.

by Anonymousreply 3501/16/2013

I'd happily avoid someone like the OP

by Anonymousreply 3601/16/2013

Well ,Bert doesn`t have any problem with that.

by Anonymousreply 3701/16/2013

I'd have no problem at all with it...

by Anonymousreply 3801/16/2013

Oh Ernie

by Anonymousreply 3901/16/2013

I know an Earnie.

by Anonymousreply 4001/16/2013

Of course, I find nothing wrong with that name; if he has a nice ass to pinch, squeeze, fuck and spank and is a nice, masculine guy then what possible problem could there be? Ernest is a fine name, especially compared to alot of the shit parents name their kids nowadays.

by Anonymousreply 4101/16/2013

Ernest anus!

by Anonymousreply 4201/16/2013

I know a nice boy named Ernie! He's not a mean bitch like that nasty Dawn Slovenport!! Oh Ernie, Have a pretzyl fer christ sake!

by Anonymousreply 4301/16/2013

Unfortunately, yes. I was under contract.

by Anonymousreply 4401/16/2013

I have dated guys named Ernie.

by Anonymousreply 4501/18/2013

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by Anonymousreply 4601/18/2013

R5 - I love you. That made me laugh.

by Anonymousreply 4701/18/2013

You'd be wrong R46

by Anonymousreply 4801/18/2013

This is a special shot going out to my mama, Ms. Ernestine Charles. Mama used to do people hair in the kitchen, press and curl, hot curlers, everything! I love you mama!

by Anonymousreply 4901/18/2013

Took 19 replies but finally someone said it.

by Anonymousreply 5001/18/2013

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by Anonymousreply 5101/18/2013

ONly if he looked like Shemar Moore.

by Anonymousreply 5201/18/2013

I'm with r46 on this one.

by Anonymousreply 5301/18/2013

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by Anonymousreply 5401/18/2013

R2D2 has an 'robot arm' that comes out to 'insert' itself to a connector. I think that might give you a clue r54

by Anonymousreply 5501/18/2013

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by Anonymousreply 5601/18/2013

He would have to look like Taye Diggs.

by Anonymousreply 5702/08/2013

Not only can I date a man named Ernie, I have been in a long term, monogamous relationship for over 40 years with him.

by Anonymousreply 5802/08/2013

Don't no why no name like Ernie would be a bother. My bes friend is named Clyde but goes by Ernie cuz he dont like Clyde.

by Anonymousreply 5902/08/2013


by Anonymousreply 6002/18/2013

Earnie eats live monkey brains

by Anonymousreply 6102/18/2013

I could and would definitely date a Hispanic hottie named Ernesto. And you would too and you know it

by Anonymousreply 6202/18/2013
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