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Zoo's chimp addicted to human porn

A chimpanzee at a Spanish zoo has become addicted to human porn.

Gina the chimp's habit began after having a television installed in her enclosure at Seville Zoo.

Primatologist Pablo Herreros told El Mundo: "To enliven Gina's nights, officials decided to install a Freeview television, protected behind glass, and gave her a remote control so she could change the channels herself.

"In the early trials, her keepers visited Gina to check that everything was in order and she did not break the new toy.

"The surprise came when they found that within a few days, Gina was not only using the remote control perfectly well, but that she also chose the porn channel for entertainment, as many of us would have done."

by Anonymousreply 1001/17/2013

I remember going to the zoo with my family but wandered off by myself into some kind of monkey arena and the male monkey stared at me while jerking off. Creepy.

by Anonymousreply 201/15/2013

They're just like us.

by Anonymousreply 301/15/2013

That's hot.

by Anonymousreply 401/15/2013

"the male monkey stared at me while jerking off"

Are you simian in appearance, R2?

by Anonymousreply 501/15/2013

...and the point?

by Anonymousreply 601/16/2013

Choosing a porn channel does not mean she's addicted to porn. Moreover, if you are a chimp, don't understand human language and don't share some human's obsessions with death and violence, what other reasonable alternative for tv entertainment could there be than watching sex?

by Anonymousreply 701/16/2013

What R7 said. Do they expect the chimp to get into Dr. Phil, or Downton Abbey? Brilliant.

by Anonymousreply 801/17/2013

Fox News will now factor in the chimp demographic. Oh, wait...

by Anonymousreply 1001/17/2013
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