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Russell Crow and Dita Von Teese?

So says the NY Post.

Anyone else think she's a total butterface?

by Anonymousreply 2801/19/2013

I wonder what she looks like when you strip off the paint.

by Anonymousreply 101/15/2013

His name is CROWE.

by Anonymousreply 201/15/2013

Makes you wonder R1. It must take her hours to get ready. Too high maintenance. Most straight guys may fantasize about someone like that but in reality they want women who are capable of getting up and out quickly. They get impatient waiting on women like her.

by Anonymousreply 301/15/2013

As if it matters R2.

by Anonymousreply 401/15/2013

SHE has a broke face? What about him?

by Anonymousreply 501/15/2013

She's a "classy stripper." And people hate on Kardashian for being famous for no reason.

by Anonymousreply 601/15/2013

R3 that is the difference between a mistress and a wife.

by Anonymousreply 701/15/2013

Maybe R7. I didn't think of it like that.

R5, yes he's broke but, damn, you'd think with those thick layers of makeup she could manage to not look so pie-faced. She looks like someone hit her with a frying pan.

by Anonymousreply 801/15/2013

carnie wilson

by Anonymousreply 901/15/2013

Can someone explain to me what this Dita woman actually does??? Does she work at all at anything except at being a celeb?

I'm asking seriously.

by Anonymousreply 1001/15/2013

[quote] Can someone explain to me what this Dita woman actually does??? Does she work at all at anything except at being a celeb?

She's the Gypsy Rose Lee for the new generation.

by Anonymousreply 1101/15/2013

She has a very odd oblong shape face. Cheek implants can't fix a misshaped jaw line. Its a flaw a makeup job can't hide.

by Anonymousreply 1201/15/2013

She's a burlesque stripper.

by Anonymousreply 1301/15/2013

"She's a burlesque stripper"

And he's an ugly shit who pissed away his looks and talent.

Your point?

by Anonymousreply 1401/15/2013

R14? I believe that R13's point is that he was responding to R10's post

by Anonymousreply 1501/15/2013

The hairstyle isn't flattering. If she had her hair down I think she'd look much better.

by Anonymousreply 1601/15/2013

R6, she's a performer, who uses skill and imagination in her act. Kim Kardashian is a whore who had her sex act taped and sold. Oh, and I'll bet if you mentioned it to her, she'd be insulted. She's a phony whore.

by Anonymousreply 1701/15/2013

I like it. It reminds me of Boy George in the '80s.

by Anonymousreply 1801/15/2013

She isn't picky, is she?

Marilyn Manson, and now fat old Crowe.

by Anonymousreply 1901/15/2013

Here's a picture of her with relatively little makeup. She's petite, stacked, immaculately turned out and really has the vintage pin-up girl look down pat. Hence, her appeal.

by Anonymousreply 2001/15/2013

Ugh. She's a dead ringer for SJP here:

by Anonymousreply 2101/15/2013

She's a stripper as in retro-burlesque. It's a form of entertainment. What's not to get?

I think she is quite attractive.

by Anonymousreply 2201/15/2013

I've met her. It was a meeting in a private home. She had no makeup on, she was wearing a robe and nothing else. She's an ok looking woman, late thirties, with INCREDIBLE porcelain skin. That's where the beauty is, I guess.

by Anonymousreply 2301/15/2013

Without makeup she looks like Rumer Willis. I guess people are paying to see that? Strange.

by Anonymousreply 2401/15/2013

R[24]yeah, people are paying cuz that's how she's been making a living at it.

by Anonymousreply 2501/15/2013

This gives hope to schlubs everywhere: no you too can land a hot stripper, regardless of looks.

by Anonymousreply 2601/15/2013

Russell Crowe, who looks like a gassy old drunk, is by FAR the uglier of the pair. Dita Von Teese has beautiful skin and a very nice body. What is good looking about Russell Crowe? Nothing.

by Anonymousreply 2701/15/2013

[quote]What is good looking about Russell Crowe?

He's not Marilyn Manson, that's what.

by Anonymousreply 2801/19/2013
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