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How different would privacy be if Jodie were Liza?


by Anonymousreply 2401/16/2013

Dahling pick me up another bottle of vodka on your way over

by Anonymousreply 101/14/2013

They're both very lonely women.

by Anonymousreply 201/14/2013

Girls would love girls

by Anonymousreply 301/15/2013


by Anonymousreply 401/15/2013

Taxi Driver would be a sassy musical.

by Anonymousreply 501/15/2013

The difference between them is that Liza HAS a cunt, and Jodie....

by Anonymousreply 601/15/2013

Ha. These threads crack me up.

by Anonymousreply 701/15/2013

Liza would have rambled incoherently too but then at least done a knockout musical number.

by Anonymousreply 801/15/2013

Hannibal Lecter would be David Gest.

by Anonymousreply 901/15/2013

It's Jody with a J not Jody with a G

by Anonymousreply 1101/15/2013

Instead of President Reagan, John Hinckley would have tried to assassinate Bob Fosse.

by Anonymousreply 1201/15/2013

I used to have a girlfriend known as Cydney...

with whom I shared four sordid rooms in the San Fernando Valley.

(I've gotta work on the rhyme.)

by Anonymousreply 1301/15/2013

Please can't we add Anne Hathaway to this. What if Liza and Jodie and Anne were made into one cunt we can hunt to extinction.

by Anonymousreply 1401/15/2013

That fancy space pod that took he to another world would have come in pill form.

by Anonymousreply 1501/15/2013


With whom I shared some children and a kidney...

by Anonymousreply 1601/15/2013

"The Accused" would be "J'Accuse!", a lively romp of a musical with music by Gershwin, costumes by Edith Head and a hilarious penal servitude rape sequence choreographed by a young, eager Stephen Sondheim.

by Anonymousreply 1701/15/2013

Jodie is so fucked up. I want my privacy. Yet she goes on TV and describes in detail her vagina and the birth process she went through.

It's like when Eve Plumb goes on TV and doesn't want to talk about the Brady Bunch.

Well I have news for you honey, if you don't want to talk about the Brady Bunch, AIN'T NO ONE CARES.

Same for you Judy (that is her real name you know), if you don't want to talk about bumping uglies with your Sappho sister, AIN'T NO ONE CARES

by Anonymousreply 1801/15/2013

I like plaid.

by Anonymousreply 1901/15/2013

[quote]It's Jody with a J not Jody with a G

You spell Jody with a y and those are the lyrics you come up with?

by Anonymousreply 2001/15/2013


by Anonymousreply 2101/16/2013

[quote] I'm gonna hunt you all down and suck out all of your semen for the rest of your lives.

Hiyar sexsi!

by Anonymousreply 2201/16/2013

[quote]Jodie is so fucked up. I want my privacy. Yet she goes on TV and describes in detail her vagina and the birth process she went through.

Link? Though I suspect this never happened.

by Anonymousreply 2301/16/2013

"Lambsh. They were shcreaming. Shome kind of shcreaming, like a childsh voish."

by Anonymousreply 2401/16/2013
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