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So I am thinking about trying stand-up comedy, and I will use some of the wit on this board for material...

Is that OK?

by Anonymousreply 1801/16/2013

OK, but you might have to explain to the heteros in the audience what a mussy is.

by Anonymousreply 101/14/2013

OK. We'll heckle.

by Anonymousreply 201/14/2013

No problem, hun, just mention where you got your material.

by Anonymousreply 401/14/2013

BOOO! When's the show starting? This place sucks. YOU SUCK!

by Anonymousreply 501/14/2013

Don't do it, pussycat!

by Anonymousreply 601/14/2013

The wit on this board should get you about 90 seconds into your act. What will you do the rest of the time?

by Anonymousreply 701/14/2013

If someone heckles you, you can point at him and shout, "Freaks and Flames!"

by Anonymousreply 801/14/2013

And then the other big inconsistency about the Golden Girls is...

... and then the frau says, "The Aristocrats!"

by Anonymousreply 901/14/2013

"We are not amused."

by Anonymousreply 1001/14/2013


by Anonymousreply 1101/14/2013

Good luck, Ms. Keller.

by Anonymousreply 1201/14/2013

i personally want to be cited for my work.

by Anonymousreply 1301/15/2013

Isn't that how Rosie O'Donnell started?

by Anonymousreply 1401/15/2013

There's a lot of good "stuff" on DL for a stanup comic. You could do a heck of a lot worse and spend a lot of money too. Many of us think in terms of a comedy writer, but unfortunately there are so many bitter shrill dumb gays and straights that are too dour to appreciate most of the humor.

Good luck.

by Anonymousreply 1501/15/2013

Will your stage name be Slim Pickins, OP?

by Anonymousreply 1601/15/2013

Wait. Before we started handing over the 'A' material to you, why don't you show us if you got the skill. How's your stage presence, delivery, your voice?

Link to your audition please.

by Anonymousreply 1701/16/2013

Be sure to ask if anyone's name is Cheryl. If someone says yes, point at them and say, "Your pussy stinks!"

by Anonymousreply 1801/16/2013
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