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What's your favorite movie line?


" “You… you just couldn’t let me go could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You are truly incorruptable aren’t you. You won’t kill me because of some misplaced sense of self-rightousness. And I won’t kill you because…you’re just too much fun. I get the feeling that you and I are destined to do this forever.” "

by Anonymousreply 14401/26/2013

"Now (sob) life (gasp) has killed (splutter) the dream (big snot inhale) I dreamed."

by Anonymousreply 101/13/2013

You see... I don't leave my diamonds in the soap dish... and when the time comes when nobody desires me... for myself... I'd rather not be... desired... at all.

by Anonymousreply 201/13/2013

Mongo like candy.

by Anonymousreply 301/13/2013

"Watch Me Faggots!"

by Anonymousreply 401/13/2013

You had me at hello. But I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to fuck me.

by Anonymousreply 501/13/2013

I chose to rise above the attitudes of this small town, while you chose to lay spread over a gravestone and take them inside you.

by Anonymousreply 601/14/2013

OP what film is that from? I want to see it.

by Anonymousreply 701/14/2013

When I married, I didn't realize that in the Czerny family there was a streak of... shall we say, eccentricity? And yet, I had warning. Why else should his grandfather have sent me, as an engagement present, one roller skate - covered with Thousand Island dressing?

by Anonymousreply 801/14/2013

OK, more than one line(from Body Heat)

Ned: I need someone to take care of me, someone to rub my tired muscles, smooth out my sheets. Matty: Get married. Ned: I just need it for tonight

by Anonymousreply 901/14/2013

Eugene? Eugene? Eugene.

by Anonymousreply 1001/14/2013

"You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow"

by Anonymousreply 1101/14/2013

ooh yea, come on....dump those fifty loads into my hungry hole."

by Anonymousreply 1201/14/2013

“We’re a generation of men raised by women. I’m wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.”

by Anonymousreply 1301/14/2013

Oh, its just these common Baltimore public schools. God, how I wish I lived in Connecticut.

by Anonymousreply 1401/14/2013

"You're after something and it sure isn't my pussy".

by Anonymousreply 1501/14/2013

You're a vile, sorry little bitch!

by Anonymousreply 1601/14/2013

It aint festive down here!

Glen Close

by Anonymousreply 1701/14/2013

"Oh, Sabrina, Sabrina! Where have you been all my life?"

"Right over the garage."

by Anonymousreply 1801/14/2013

I've always found girls fragrant in any phase of the moon.

by Anonymousreply 1901/14/2013

I have been, and always shall be, your friend.

by Anonymousreply 2001/14/2013

Nobody's perfect.

by Anonymousreply 2101/14/2013

Also from Body Heat. "You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man."

by Anonymousreply 2201/14/2013


by Anonymousreply 2301/14/2013

Green. Such a tricky color.

by Anonymousreply 2401/14/2013

"We're running a circus, not a charm school."

by Anonymousreply 2501/14/2013

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane

by Anonymousreply 2601/14/2013

Just tell me I'll never have to be out there again.

by Anonymousreply 2701/14/2013

Release the Kraken!

by Anonymousreply 2801/14/2013

His God? The priests say that Pharaoh is a god. But you are not a god. You are even less than a man! Listen to me, Rameses. You thought I was evil when I went to Moses. And you were right. Shall I tell you what happened, Rameses? He spurned me like a strumpet in the street. I, Nefretiri, Queen of Egypt! All that you wanted from me he would not even take! Do you hear laughter Pharaoh? Not the laughter of kings, but the laughter of slaves on the desert island!

by Anonymousreply 2901/14/2013

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

by Anonymousreply 3001/14/2013

Have you ever had cum in your eye? It BURRRNS!!

by Anonymousreply 3101/14/2013

Do you see that? That's how much longer you've got to be alive! And it isn't long, my pretty - it isn't long! I can't wait forever to get those shoes!

by Anonymousreply 3201/14/2013

He shot my hair! Son of a BITCH.

by Anonymousreply 3301/14/2013

"Buck never would have BEEN in the hospital".

by Anonymousreply 3401/14/2013

You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man.

by Anonymousreply 3501/14/2013

"Wherever you go, there you are" Buckaroo Banzai

by Anonymousreply 3601/14/2013

"What hump?"

by Anonymousreply 3701/14/2013

A few favorites from WHERE LOVE HAS GONE:

"When you're dying of thirst, you'll drink from a mudhole!"

"Somewhere along the line the world lost all its standards and its taste!" (Oh, the irony).

"You're not a woman. You're a disease!"

"You're not the first today. I'm just getting warmed up!" (Susan Hayward pushing off her drunk husband).

by Anonymousreply 3801/14/2013

Faith is believing when common sense tells you not to - Miracle on 34th Street

by Anonymousreply 3901/14/2013

It's shite being Scottish!

by Anonymousreply 4001/14/2013

So far, I think 36 wins. That is one of my favorites and personally most over used. I must stop.

by Anonymousreply 4101/14/2013

Oh. Where you going?... Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Oh... I think I love him.

by Anonymousreply 4201/14/2013

"And what am I? Some sparks and an old gazoo (sp?)"

"I am not 'a' Eunice Burns. I am [italic] the [/italic] Eunice Burns."

by Anonymousreply 4301/14/2013

Call it friendo - Javier Bardem in No Country for Old Men

Captain Fucking Magic - Corbin Bernson in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

A talking monkey, came here from the future, ugly sucker. Only says ficus - Val Kilmer in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Well here we all are. Ike, Mike and Mustard - also from Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

by Anonymousreply 4401/14/2013

I think books are AWFULLY decorative, don't you?

by Anonymousreply 4501/14/2013

Janice Van Meter got hit with a baseball. It was fabulous.

by Anonymousreply 4601/14/2013

I come in here and you're playing hee haw with the fuck around gang!

by Anonymousreply 4701/14/2013

Apocalypse Now

Kurtz asks Willard if he's an assassin. No, Willard replies, I'm a soldier. Kurtz disagrees at link.

by Anonymousreply 4801/14/2013

Another lump of sugar, if you would, Mr. beebe.

a room with a view

by Anonymousreply 4901/14/2013

You want to get f*cked? (knee to groin) Now you're f*cked!

by Anonymousreply 5001/14/2013

Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.

by Anonymousreply 5101/14/2013

Ouiser from Steel Magnolias -

People are only nice to me because I have more money than God.

I'm not Crazy, I have just been a very bad mood for 40 years.

I'm pleasant. Damn it! I saw Drum Eatenton this morning at the Piggly Wiggly, and I smiled at the son of a bitch 'fore I couldn't help myself.

I do not see plays, because I can nap at home for free. And I don't see movies 'cause they're trash, and they got nothin' but naked people in 'em! And I don't read books, 'cause if they're any good, they're gonna make 'em into a miniseries

Oh! He's a real gentleman! I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he PEES in it!

by Anonymousreply 5201/14/2013

"I'll admit I may have seen better days, but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail, like a salted peanut."

by Anonymousreply 5301/14/2013

"Yum, yum EEEEEAT 'em up!"

by Anonymousreply 5401/14/2013

R44 I fucking love Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang. It is a movie that a couple of friends and I quote all the time, and it seems like no one else I know has even heard of that movie. Love it, love it, love it.

by Anonymousreply 5501/14/2013

You're not taking her on that plane with you? Of course I am. Like our friends, I too believe in neatness, Leonard. This a matter best disposed of from a great height - over water.

by Anonymousreply 5601/14/2013

That's one of the tragedies of this life - that the men who are most in need of a beating up are always enormous.

by Anonymousreply 5701/14/2013

I never asked for the anal probe

by Anonymousreply 5801/14/2013

I know. You know I know. I know you know I know. We know Henry knows, and Henry knows we know it. We're a knowledgeable family.

by Anonymousreply 5901/14/2013

[post by racist shit-stain # 2 removed.]

by Anonymousreply 6001/14/2013

This is my happening and it freaks me out!

by Anonymousreply 6101/14/2013

I'm your Auntie Mame!

by Anonymousreply 6201/14/2013

"I'm a Hilton, I don't bow... but I do bend over."

by Anonymousreply 6301/14/2013

Oh, Ursula, ever since my concussion, I've learned so much about eros. I'm a sex addict, too. I'm a cunnilingus bottom, and I'm your mother. - A Dirty Shame

by Anonymousreply 6401/14/2013

I believe. I believe. It's silly, but I believe.

by Anonymousreply 6501/14/2013

I post this every time the thread comes up. But the movie has a special place in my heart for many reasons.

“Never let 'em see you ache. That's what Mr. Mayer used to say. Or was it ass? Never let 'em see your ass.”

by Anonymousreply 6601/14/2013

It'd be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further than the next wisecrack.

by Anonymousreply 6701/14/2013

Thank you, R45! I've been waiting for a Little Glory. And now, for the other bookend:

What's WRONG with Muriel Puce?

by Anonymousreply 6801/14/2013

"Mrs. Chasen: [after spotting Harold hanging from a noose in the living room] I suppose you think that's very funny, Harold... Oh, dinner at eight, Harold. And do try and be a little more vivacious."

by Anonymousreply 6901/14/2013

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!

Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

by Anonymousreply 7001/14/2013

Eve would ask Abbott to give her Costello.

You still have Rhoda!

Then I stepped on the ping-pong ball!

Hark! I hear the cannons roar! Is the king approaching?

Look a my throat; it's as red as he Daily Worker and just as sore!

And this is a friend of Mr. DeWitt's mother.

by Anonymousreply 7101/14/2013

I hate this house! I hate these walls, I hate that sofa... The only part of this dump that doesn't make me puke is that door, because THAT'S the way I'm gettin' OUT!

by Anonymousreply 7201/14/2013

"He can't even do the simple things, like fail locally."

by Anonymousreply 7301/14/2013

What a dump.

by Anonymousreply 7401/14/2013

"When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome... and then, of course, you spoke. "

by Anonymousreply 7501/14/2013

Garrett: You're just going to have to trust me about this one thing. You need a lot of drinks. Aurora: To break the ice? Garrett: To kill the bug that you have up your ass.

by Anonymousreply 7601/14/2013

R55 Best writing in a movie ever, so funny, clever, trippy, whacky and out there. LOVE IT!!!

by Anonymousreply 7701/14/2013

You were the greatest man in England, and could have been greater still. But you lacked the courage to be loyal and had only the conviction of your vanity.

by Anonymousreply 7801/14/2013

"Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night! "

by Anonymousreply 7901/14/2013

"Bill's thirty-two. He looks thirty-two. He looked it five years ago, he'll look it twenty years from now. I hate men. "

by Anonymousreply 8001/14/2013

Oh, l'amour, l'amour, how it can let you down. Hmm. How it can pick you up again.

by Anonymousreply 8101/14/2013

"People got it all wrong, you know? They say your health is the most important thing. But . . . I can lift this house off the ground. What good is it? Being with someone, sharing, that's what it's all about."

Charles Durning's character in Tootsie to Dustin Hoffman dressed as Dorothy while visiting the farm.

by Anonymousreply 8201/14/2013

Paul Moore: It must be nice to always believe you know better, to always think you're the smartest person in the room. Jane Craig: No. It's awful.

by Anonymousreply 8301/14/2013

"I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore."

by Anonymousreply 8401/14/2013

Hey thanks r83! I couldn't remember that great quote, but I checked back hoping someone had posted it! So great, huh?

by Anonymousreply 8501/14/2013


by Anonymousreply 8601/14/2013

Somebody get me a bromide! And put some gin in it!

by Anonymousreply 8701/14/2013

"And then Mister Rhett went out there an' SHOT that po' pony!"

by Anonymousreply 8801/14/2013

"Dear diary, my teen angst bullshit now has a body count."

by Anonymousreply 8901/14/2013

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the armies of the North, General of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

by Anonymousreply 9001/14/2013

She's my daughter!...She's my sister! She's my daughter! My sister, my daughter...She's my sister and my daughter!

by Anonymousreply 9101/14/2013

...Christmas in London would be like something out of Dickens

Beth Ordinary People

by Anonymousreply 9201/14/2013

" . . . all this time we could have been friends."

by Anonymousreply 9301/14/2013

Get Away From Her You BITCH!!!

by Anonymousreply 9401/14/2013

"Love don't make things perfect. It ruins everything. We aren't here to be perfect. The stars are perfect. Snowflakes are perfect.

Not us. Not us. We're here to break our hearts and love the wrong people and die. The storybooks are bullshit!

Now I want you to get upstairs and get in my bed!"

by Anonymousreply 9501/14/2013

Henry to Queen Eleanor: Will you give me a little peace ?? Eleanor: A little, why so modest ? How about I give you eternal peace ? Now there's a thought !

by Anonymousreply 9601/14/2013

A milkshake ?!?!?!

by Anonymousreply 9701/14/2013

I don't!

by Anonymousreply 9801/14/2013

R38 So, tell me--have you actually seen the movie or did you just crib those lines out of "Bad Movies We Love," where, coincidence of coincidences, they all appear?

by Anonymousreply 9901/14/2013

" I don't know which of you are the handsomer - I was awake all last night just trying to figure it out !"

by Anonymousreply 10001/14/2013

Plus, R99, I think some people are just posting memorable lines from movies. Am I really supposed to believe that "Rosebud" is someone's favorite line from all the movies they've ever seen. I call bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 10101/14/2013

[quote]Martha, will you show her where we keep the, uh, euphemism?

by Anonymousreply 10201/14/2013

"That's the trouble with the past. There's always plenty more where that shit came from."

by Anonymousreply 10301/14/2013

The world of heterosexuals is a sick and boring life.

by Anonymousreply 10401/14/2013

I was so busy being an As-tro-psys-i-cist I forgot how to be a woman.

by Anonymousreply 10501/14/2013

"jungle red."

by Anonymousreply 10601/14/2013

R106 and all the other "the Women" quoters - just LOVE that movie! L'amour, l'amour, toujours l'amour!

by Anonymousreply 10701/14/2013

Thirty-two years of torture. Thirty-two years.

by Anonymousreply 10801/14/2013

"The great and powerful Oz knows why you have come!" - To be gloated over anyone in which you have generated an orgasm.

by Anonymousreply 10901/14/2013

[quote]Am I really supposed to believe that "Rosebud" is someone's favorite line from all the movies they've ever seen.

Who among us, having squatted naked over a mirror to check for damage, has not admiringly murmured this on at least one occasion?

by Anonymousreply 11001/14/2013

Yeah, R110, but even still.

by Anonymousreply 11101/14/2013

It's hard for me to advise you since you personify something I truly think is dangerous.

by Anonymousreply 11201/14/2013

"With all my heart, I still love the man I killed". Bette Davis - The Letter.

From Strangers on a Train:

"Let me remind you that even the most unworthy of us has a right to life and the pursuit of happiness."

"From what I hear she pursued it in all directions."

by Anonymousreply 11301/14/2013

What a Dum--puhh!

by Anonymousreply 11401/14/2013

From R4 comment and link to the Blazing Saddles video.

Can you guys find young handsome actor, Tom Beringer, in his tophat in the back at, "He just hit Buddy!", at 1:45?

I recall reading years ago he was an extra on this film in his youth, and there he is. Wouldn't you know he looks entirely hetero even here?

by Anonymousreply 11501/14/2013

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

by Anonymousreply 11601/14/2013


by Anonymousreply 11701/15/2013

R59, GOOD ONE, buddy! There are dozens of them we could cull from that fabulous movie by ...uhh...what's his name, the Goldman fellow

by Anonymousreply 11801/15/2013

R45, Excellent and hilarious choice from a funny movie, Mame.

by Anonymousreply 11901/15/2013

R71, Great list, especially your:

Haaaaark! I heeyah the cannons raw. I heeyahhh the cannons RAWWWWWWW....RowAHHHH! Is it duh King.. approach..ING?

(From Woody Allen's absolutely fabulous, hilarious Osacar nominated and available on Netflix, "Radio Days".)

by Anonymousreply 12001/15/2013

"Now, if there's anything I can do for you..."

"Well, I certainly hope you'll die soon."

by Anonymousreply 12101/15/2013

Well I've loved this thread, I really have and I think we've done a good job on it and hope it continues. But it is more than that. For me, I'm going to rent ..and I'll screw it up here now...Hippy Hippy Bang Bang, the movie the former posts are talking about having such a good script, forgive me, can't find it right now in the thread.

by Anonymousreply 12201/15/2013

"Are you the shower curtain fella?"

by Anonymousreply 12301/15/2013

R96, you and I have the same tastes in film. Is there any way you can contact me so that we can go on a cruise together? I love big ships, and we can quote, you and I, all of the scenes from Lion In Winter while this Daddy takes your ass. Let's talk.

by Anonymousreply 12401/15/2013

"Now... what about us? What about OUR situation? Maybe we should elope??"


"I was afraid of that."

"Oh, be serious now, Bill."

"I WAS serious! Think of all the work it'll save your mother."

"MOM loves EVERY MINUTE of it!!! Don't you have any more romantic ideas?"

"A small, civil ceremony?"

"It'll be.... GRAAAAAAAAAND!!! Don't worry about a thing."

by Anonymousreply 12501/15/2013

LOL@ R110, even though I know that in 2013, LOL is declasse.

by Anonymousreply 12601/15/2013

R124 A cruise together while you take my ass ? You'd shock the children. I hope we never die!

by Anonymousreply 12701/15/2013

Girls Will Be Girls (R105) :-)

Mia was great in Radio Days.

My favorite line is the diary entry in Cries and Whispers that ends the film: "I am thankful for my life, which has given me so much."

by Anonymousreply 12801/15/2013

From The Heiress:

[italic]“He’s grown greedier over the years. Before he only wanted my money; now he wants my love as well. Well, he came to the wrong house - and he came twice. I shall see that he does not come a third time.”[/italic]

From North by Northwest:

[italic]"Roger, PAY the two dollars". I just love how Jessie Royce Landis delivers that simple line.

by Anonymousreply 12901/18/2013

You look like the piss boy

History of the world Part 1

by Anonymousreply 13001/18/2013

Scuse me while I whip this out--

by Anonymousreply 13101/18/2013

Yes, R131!

by Anonymousreply 13201/19/2013

I've just come about my cough - Murray Head in "Sunday, Bloody Sunday"

by Anonymousreply 13301/19/2013

[/italic] There.

by Anonymousreply 13401/19/2013

I'm not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work, there, Lou.

Marge Gunderson


by Anonymousreply 13501/19/2013

Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang reminds me of The Big Sleep:

I know he was a good man at whatever he did. No one was more pleased than I when I heard you had taken him on as your... whatever he was.

Are you attempting to tell me my duties, sir? No, just having fun trying to guess what they are.


History of the World, Part 1

Don't get saucy with me, Bearnaise!

We are so poor, we do not even have a language! Just this stupid accent!


The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen... [drops one of the tablets] Oy! Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey!


No, no, no, no, no, no, ye-es, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no - Wait a minute! YES!


Please familiarize and observe the rules while in Fun World. No running, no jumping, no yelling, no cutting in line, no grumbling, no stealing. That means you. No breaking things and putting them back like nothing happened. No sad faces, bad attitudes, introspective moments, irritation at the mindless happiness of the masses, and no littering. Is that clear? Enjoy your stay. -Bebe's Kids

by Anonymousreply 13601/19/2013

"I'm getiing an abortion and I CAN'T WAIT!"

by Anonymousreply 13701/19/2013

I'm going to tell. Oh, I am, I am going to TELL!

by Anonymousreply 13801/21/2013

"I'd love to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair" ... Bette Davis, Petrified Forest

"A person doesn't change just because you find out more."

"Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long Holly."

The last two from "The Third Man"

by Anonymousreply 13901/21/2013

In my neighbourhood if you didn't fight you were a fruit. In prison if you didn't fight you spread ass.

by Anonymousreply 14001/21/2013

What are you hooked on?

Anything I can get.


Talk about amateur, played for a hooker by a square and ripped off as a sucker by a dick.


Honeymoon? I thought you went to get an abortion!

by Anonymousreply 14101/21/2013

Look, sweetheart, I can drink you under any goddamn table you want, so don't worry about me.

by Anonymousreply 14201/21/2013

John Hammond: "When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked."

Ian: "Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."

by Anonymousreply 14301/26/2013

James Bond: Who'd want to put a contract on me? M: Jealous husbands! Outraged chefs! Humiliated tailors! The list is endless!

by Anonymousreply 14401/26/2013
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