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Golden Globes Thread Part II

The Bitchery Continues.

by Anonymousreply 52201/13/2014

... and hopefully the bitchfacery continues as well.

by Anonymousreply 101/13/2013

Things aren't going well for Lincoln.

by Anonymousreply 201/13/2013

[quote]Still need to smell Leo's hole.

What on earth for?

by Anonymousreply 301/13/2013

Nikki Finke live-snarking is anything but live. She's like 30 minutes behind.

by Anonymousreply 401/13/2013

For the record, Django Unchained was NOT racist. It made the concept of slavery look as ludicrous as it was...unlike pieces of shit like Gone With the Wind and The Littlest Rebel, which pretty much glorified slavery.

by Anonymousreply 501/13/2013

[quote]Can someone please explain to me Hollywood's fascination with Amanda Siegfred

I don't get it either.

I liked Lucy Liu's dress.

by Anonymousreply 601/13/2013

The fact that they would give Tarantino the award after Sandy Hook is an insult to victims of gun violence everywhere.

But it is obviously Hollywood protecting its own.

by Anonymousreply 701/13/2013

Who is Cumberbatch's turbaned date? At least he didn't bring a guy this time.

by Anonymousreply 801/13/2013

What's sad is that when you see these people collecting their awards you know that they know what a fraud the HFPA is.

by Anonymousreply 901/13/2013

[quote]poor Rob Pattinson. Good thing he's rich cuz he's gonna need that money to live on.

Nonsense. He already has several films lined up post-Twilight.

by Anonymousreply 1001/13/2013

Love most of the wins so far, the two for Django, Lawrence.

The show needs more Amy and Tina.

by Anonymousreply 1101/13/2013

What does Harvey Weinstein do, to bribe the Hollywood Foreign Press Association? Get them all hookers and viagra?

by Anonymousreply 1201/13/2013

Rob Pattinson comes across as mentally slow.

by Anonymousreply 1301/13/2013

How sweet Benedict Cumberbatch is dating Norma Desmond.

by Anonymousreply 1401/13/2013

Arnold and Sly comin' up.

by Anonymousreply 1501/13/2013

Where are Amy and Tina? Shouldn't they like host this thing?

by Anonymousreply 1601/13/2013

"Lawrence gave a dignified but simple speech. AnnE was phony and overblown."

Lawrence is clearly falling for her own hype. Who cares if the comment was from a movie? Extemely tacky, especially to someone who is home sick. Your a little too new to think you're that good.

Hathaway gave proper tribute to a legend. She just redeemed herself.

by Anonymousreply 1701/13/2013

[quote]Her only miscalculation was referencing The Flying Nun. It will be seen as an unnecessarily low blow. It's now Sally Field's Oscar to lose.

Pure supposition. You don't know what is going to happen, so stop pretending to be Nosferatu. You can't predict the future and have no idea who will win the Oscar.

At this point Hathaway is most likely in the lead.

by Anonymousreply 1801/13/2013

Those are the cheapest-looking awards in the world. I've seen bowling trophies with more dignity and panache.

by Anonymousreply 1901/13/2013

I read somewhere at Lincoln's time everyone used the n word including Lincoln himself. QT was unafraid to show thant bvut SS was...

by Anonymousreply 2001/13/2013

Who are the idiots here who like Django Unchained? Yuck.

by Anonymousreply 2101/13/2013

Omg Arnold!

His face is dead.

by Anonymousreply 2201/13/2013

r10 - Are you one of those middle-aged Twilight fans?

by Anonymousreply 2301/13/2013

R8, that turbaned woman is Julian Fellows wife (There must be a special Brit table)

by Anonymousreply 2401/13/2013

[quote]For the record, Django Unchained was NOT racist.

Slave rebellion, escape, violence, were things that constantly had to be managed. Would that surprise everyone that an enslaved population is not going to take it laying down?

Yet, except for Django, the rest of the slaves are just as Leo's character explains - passive, which is remarkably inaccurate. A huge percentage of the slave population was not passive.

by Anonymousreply 2501/13/2013

[quote]Rob Pattinson comes across as mentally slow.

= Henry Cavill, jealous that he lost the role

by Anonymousreply 2601/13/2013

R4 I noticed that too. Maybe she's getting hassled to get that Cooper closet joke off her site lol. Does she normally go after Bradley?

by Anonymousreply 2701/13/2013

Kon Tiki?

by Anonymousreply 2801/13/2013

More gristle at that podium now then in a Chicago slaughterhouse.

by Anonymousreply 2901/13/2013

Did anyone catch little Ms Jessica Alba chatting with Harvey as we cut to the last commercial? I think she will be on bj duty tonight with the promise of a career reboot in the future!

by Anonymousreply 3001/13/2013

Watch past interviews with Quentin Tarantino and you will learn much about his views and why he attacks certain issues. He is a man of the people and is not racist. He uses his power and status to highlight uncomfortable issues that others are too scared to address. He's a good man and a genius writer/director.

by Anonymousreply 3101/13/2013

AMOUR wins. Yeah!

by Anonymousreply 3201/13/2013

Stallone is so happy to be back in the spotlight. I haven't heard of him doing anything in years. Hoping Rust and Bone win. Oh, Amor wins - well that is supposed to be good too!

by Anonymousreply 3301/13/2013

Stallone was actually funny.

by Anonymousreply 3401/13/2013

They should have booed Arnold.

by Anonymousreply 3501/13/2013

Michael Haneke looks like Death.

by Anonymousreply 3601/13/2013

Haneke is the fucking master of cinema.

by Anonymousreply 3701/13/2013

[quote]Lawrence is clearly falling for her own hype. Who cares if the comment was from a movie? Extemely tacky, especially to someone who is home sick. Your a little too new to think you're that good.

Bitch, please!

These are the Golden Globes. It was a funny little joke and Meryl would have laughed.

by Anonymousreply 3801/13/2013

Nathan's lost some weight, but not all of it.

by Anonymousreply 3901/13/2013

[quote]Lawrence is clearly falling for her own hype. Who cares if the comment was from a movie? Extemely tacky, especially to someone who is home sick. Your a little too new to think you're that good.

Get a sense of humor.

by Anonymousreply 4001/13/2013

Tonight, I've learned that when you're old, you really need to let your hair go grey.

by Anonymousreply 4101/13/2013

Glenn Close's white hair looks stunning.

by Anonymousreply 4201/13/2013

Nathan lost weight!

by Anonymousreply 4301/13/2013

Aww, little Lea looks lovely.

Oh, fat Nathan is here too,

by Anonymousreply 4401/13/2013

Lea Michelle looks like an Oompa Loompa with that bad fake tan.

by Anonymousreply 4501/13/2013

Claire Danes looks 45 years old.

by Anonymousreply 4601/13/2013

To the person asking about House Of Lies, it's second season starts tonight.

by Anonymousreply 4701/13/2013

Oh NOES!!!! Nathan Fillion what happened to you?!?! Yout FAT!

by Anonymousreply 4801/13/2013

[quote]Stallone is so happy to be back in the spotlight.

No kidding. He barely skipped a beat when his son died and he was promoting that movie.

by Anonymousreply 4901/13/2013

Claire Danes went as Pamela Anderson this year for Halloween--how sweet.

by Anonymousreply 5001/13/2013

Mmmmmm, Juliana Marguilies's hot husband. His chair is sooooo lucky.

by Anonymousreply 5101/13/2013

Julianna Margulies's husband is tres cute.

by Anonymousreply 5201/13/2013

That jazzy music they're playing when they come up to get the award, is pretty cool.

by Anonymousreply 5301/13/2013

Claire Danes is one of those people who can't tell a simple story in less than 30 minutes.

by Anonymousreply 5401/13/2013

Not a huge fan of actors winning consecutive awards for TV, because I always think there are multiple great nominees. But, Danes is really great on Homeland.

Is she buzzed or just excited.

It's like she's speaking in character - Carrie is accepting the award.

by Anonymousreply 5501/13/2013

Nathan F is starting to look like Nathan L.

by Anonymousreply 5601/13/2013

Why isn't anyone talking about Matt LeBlanc bringing his boyfriend as his date?

by Anonymousreply 5701/13/2013

MY cast

by Anonymousreply 5801/13/2013

Lincoln was a good movie and very informative; Daniel Day Lewis was magnificent, but it was kind of tame! I still think DDL will win.

by Anonymousreply 5901/13/2013

"Get a sense of humor."

Says the people calling Hathaway's speech phony.

Take a seat.

by Anonymousreply 6001/13/2013

I don't know if it's because Anna Hathaway has been cunting up the awards shows lately, but my dislike of Claire Danes is officially dead. She looks gorgeous, she's a great actress, and she's finally starting to give gracious acceptance speeches.

by Anonymousreply 6101/13/2013

No, R23, I'm just trying to look at Robert Pattinson objectively. I don't like the Twitards, but I don't like the Pattinson haters, either.

It's ridiculous to claim his career is over when he has several more films already lined up (check his IMDB resume). Most unemployed actors would love to be in his position.

by Anonymousreply 6201/13/2013

R51 - here, here - Julianna's husband looked like Matt Bomer. Fucking gorgeous!

by Anonymousreply 6301/13/2013

Give me Anne Hathaway over Claire Danes any day.

by Anonymousreply 6401/13/2013

What's with Finke falling behind on the blogging?

by Anonymousreply 6501/13/2013

Ms Dane decides not to walk through the crowd.

Love the "my cast"

I actually felt a real moment when she mentioned her son.

by Anonymousreply 6601/13/2013

R30 thats exactly what I thought too!

by Anonymousreply 6701/13/2013

Again with the Matt Lauer and his really unattractive news person partner person or whatever the hell she is. Yuk!

by Anonymousreply 6801/13/2013

Claire Danes is getting too comfortable collecting awards. She's good, but she seems way too smug and impressed with herself at this point.

by Anonymousreply 6901/13/2013

Does Jodie Foster mentions her ex?

by Anonymousreply 7001/13/2013

[quote]Hathaway gave proper tribute to a legend. She just redeemed herself.

I thought it was overwrought.

by Anonymousreply 7101/13/2013

Looks like the Homeland love continues.

I thought Clare Danes was over, but I guess this gets her back.

by Anonymousreply 7201/13/2013

I agree, R42. Glenn's hair is perfect. She really is stunning with it that color.

by Anonymousreply 7301/13/2013

"At first glance, Anne's shout out to Sally seemed gracious, but on closer analysis, it was a craftily calculated ploy. She knows Field is gaining momentum in the Oscar race, so she makes it a point to single her out in her acceptance speech so the Academy doesn't have to. Her only miscalculation was referencing The Flying Nun. It will be seen as an unnecessarily low blow. It's now Sally Field's Oscar to lose."

Actually, at first glance it came across exactly as it was intended... a low, transparent, blow.

They had just done the Round Table and Sally talked about how much she hated that role and how she was basically forced to do it.

And the fact that Anne tries to make a comparison to her own career (again, she can't help her me me me talk) she was in no way typecast for Princess Diaries. She needs to STFU about it already.

by Anonymousreply 7401/13/2013

R62, yes, is a middle aged Twilight fan.

by Anonymousreply 7501/13/2013

Didn't Stallone's son drop dead like 10 minutes ago? And already he's recovered enough to attend mindless award shows? I guess life indeed does go on. Wow.

by Anonymousreply 7601/13/2013

That jazzy music is the theme music from that show - really good. It seems her and Damian Lewis may not like each other? Just a feeling. I want more Amy and Tina.

by Anonymousreply 7701/13/2013

Nikki turns her wrath on Anne:

[quote]I’m so sick of Anne Hathaway’s ‘Ooh-I’m-so-insecure’ shtick. But in reality, when she co-hosted the Academy Awards with James Franco, she counted every single line to make sure she had an equal number to his. (Can you blame James for checking out of the broadcast halfway through given her asshole-ian behavior?)

by Anonymousreply 7801/13/2013

Steven Zeitchik ‏@ZeitchikLAT (LA Times):

For anyone envious about those of us at #GoldenGlobes, Anne Hathaway now regaling reporters about her desire to “abandon her vocal vanity.”

by Anonymousreply 7901/13/2013

Glenn Close looks like Camilla Parker Bowles.

by Anonymousreply 8001/13/2013

Nathan Fillion is one big, strapping, sexy man.

by Anonymousreply 8101/13/2013

When they cut to Claire Danes in the audience I thought she was Jessica Simpson.

by Anonymousreply 8201/13/2013

My dislike of Claire Danes died when i started watching "Homeland." She's just incredible.

by Anonymousreply 8301/13/2013

[quote]Does Jodie Foster mentions her ex?


by Anonymousreply 8401/13/2013


Danes has always come across as smug and full of herself. It goes all the way back to her MSCL days.

by Anonymousreply 8501/13/2013

[quote]Says the people calling Hathaway's speech phony.

Yes, because Lawrence was funny and obviously doesn't take herself too seriously. Anne is just overblown self absorption. You'd think she cured cancer with her performance.

by Anonymousreply 8601/13/2013

I have real hope that Modern Family may not win - HOORAY!

by Anonymousreply 8701/13/2013

[quote]She's good, but she seems way too smug and impressed with herself at this point.

But, don't we want some of that at awards shows. It would be really boring if everyone was classy, well-dressed, well-spoken, and humble.

by Anonymousreply 8801/13/2013

R74 - I have to agree. She did 2 Princess Diary movies - not a weekly bizarre TV show flying in the air in a habit.

I don't think you can be typecast from films - it usually comes overfamiliarity with a character - which is usually from a TV role.

by Anonymousreply 8901/13/2013

Oh yuck, here's that asshole Sasha Baron Cohen.

by Anonymousreply 9001/13/2013

Ugh. Sasha Cohen and his fake British accent.

by Anonymousreply 9101/13/2013

[quote]Does Jodie Foster mentions her ex?

We'll see, but she's there.

by Anonymousreply 9201/13/2013

Sacha Baron Cohen is having a meltdown.

by Anonymousreply 9301/13/2013

[quote]I’m so sick of Anne Hathaway’s ‘Ooh-I’m-so-insecure’ shtick. But in reality, when she co-hosted the Academy Awards with James Franco, she counted every single line to make sure she had an equal number to his. (Can you blame James for checking out of the broadcast halfway through given her asshole-ian behavior?)

I believe it.

by Anonymousreply 9401/13/2013

Mean unfunny jokes by SBC.

by Anonymousreply 9501/13/2013

Did Damian Lewis mention her by name in his speech? Did she mention him?

by Anonymousreply 9601/13/2013

[quote]They had just done the Round Table and Sally talked about how much she hated that role and how she was basically forced to do it.

That was like two months ago. But now it becomes "just".

by Anonymousreply 9701/13/2013

SBC really bombed.

by Anonymousreply 9801/13/2013

HAHAHAHA sasha baron cohn went there.

by Anonymousreply 9901/13/2013

Cohen was totally unfunny.

by Anonymousreply 10001/13/2013

Please let SBC host the GG next year.

by Anonymousreply 10101/13/2013

Oh Snap!

by Anonymousreply 10201/13/2013

He mentioned the upskirt shot....hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 10301/13/2013

Sascha Baron Cohen: "Russell Crowe had four months of vocal lessons... that was money well spent."

by Anonymousreply 10401/13/2013

Good god I fucking HATE Sacha Baron Cohen.

by Anonymousreply 10501/13/2013

Sascha Baron Cohen onstage with a drink. I wish he had done Master of the House.

by Anonymousreply 10601/13/2013

Did Sasha make a AnnE wardrobe malfunction joke?

by Anonymousreply 10701/13/2013

[quote}Ugh. Sasha Cohen and his fake British accent.

Say what?

by Anonymousreply 10801/13/2013

Did Sasha Baron Cohen or whatever his name is just fart?

Stallone/Arnold looked like they were dug up from the grave.

by Anonymousreply 10901/13/2013

Wreck it Sascha!

by Anonymousreply 11001/13/2013

R38...there was a big silence when she said "my cast".

by Anonymousreply 11101/13/2013

[quote]Glenn Close looks like Camilla Parker Bowles.

A HOT Camilla Parker Bowles.

by Anonymousreply 11201/13/2013

Love the Trannie from Brave. Almost passes but I can see her balls.

by Anonymousreply 11301/13/2013

I can't believe he dissed Russell Crowe's singing AND AnnE's beaver....

by Anonymousreply 11401/13/2013

She looks good for an Armenian.

by Anonymousreply 11501/13/2013

Oooh that Sacha Baron Cohen gag about Anne's upskirt shot was tagged on! And then a shot of her looking like she was trying to act like it was funny - ouch

by Anonymousreply 11601/13/2013

[r91] SBC is British.

by Anonymousreply 11701/13/2013

Sasha Baron Cohen just said everything DL says about the cast of Les Mes.

by Anonymousreply 11801/13/2013

Liev Schreiber has "I'm going to FUCK you" face.

by Anonymousreply 11901/13/2013


Yeah, because two months ago is soooo long ago.

by Anonymousreply 12001/13/2013

More Zeitchik from backstage:


Kevin Costner is now holding forth on the moral differences between humans and animals. Really. #Backstage #GoldenGlobes

by Anonymousreply 12101/13/2013

Liev Schreiber has man-bitch-face. He could be totally nice and in a good mood, but he always looks sort of angry.

by Anonymousreply 12201/13/2013

Ang Lee is so 1995.

by Anonymousreply 12301/13/2013

I still am not loving the idea of SBC playing Freddie Mercury in an upcoming biopic.

by Anonymousreply 12401/13/2013

Life of Pi is soooo good. See it in 3-D before it vanishes from theaters.

by Anonymousreply 12501/13/2013

No one in the audience laughed at any of SBC's jokes.

by Anonymousreply 12601/13/2013

Did you not catch SBC making la Hathaway squirm with the joke about her upskirt shot? That was funny.

by Anonymousreply 12701/13/2013

Does anyone else get the impression that Hugh Jackman is overly phoney? When he's laughing at jokes and stuff? Something about him always strikes me as off.

by Anonymousreply 12801/13/2013

Jason Bateman is so hot.

by Anonymousreply 12901/13/2013

"Anne is just overblown self absorption"

So Anne praises Sally Field and calls her a legend who paved the way for everyone yet she's self absorbed.

The other makes a joke about beating Meryl, essentially saying she's better than Streep, yet she doesn't take herself seriously.

What logic.

You should admit you're a Lawrence fangurl, although it's pretty obvious at this point.

by Anonymousreply 13001/13/2013

The weed joke didn't go over that well.

Though, the Indian guy would be an incredible bottom.

by Anonymousreply 13101/13/2013

Aziz Ansari's stoned act is bombing.

by Anonymousreply 13201/13/2013

Aziz Ansari is freaking out.

by Anonymousreply 13301/13/2013

Jason Bateman = hot

by Anonymousreply 13401/13/2013

Lena Dunham won as Best Actress? Oh FUCK.

by Anonymousreply 13501/13/2013

Another DL fave wins. We better start embracing these poseurs.

by Anonymousreply 13601/13/2013

Yeah, Lena!!!

by Anonymousreply 13701/13/2013

Please not Lena

by Anonymousreply 13801/13/2013

Lena D's boyfriend does geek chic the right way--hawt

by Anonymousreply 13901/13/2013

Ugh--this beast.

by Anonymousreply 14001/13/2013

[quote]Does anyone else get the impression that Hugh Jackman is overly phoney? When he's laughing at jokes and stuff?

Yep. Reminds me of Tom Cruise's phony laughing.

by Anonymousreply 14101/13/2013

Lena Dunham looks like a walking baked potato.

by Anonymousreply 14201/13/2013

It's taking Lina forever to get to the stage. I guess the ugly chicks get stuck in the back.

by Anonymousreply 14301/13/2013

Another DL fav wins -- Lea Dunhum. SAhe looks pasty and chubby.

by Anonymousreply 14401/13/2013

Someone else we don't like!

by Anonymousreply 14501/13/2013

Can you believe this woman is being trained by that Tracy woman who trained Madge?

by Anonymousreply 14601/13/2013

[quote]Yes, because Lawrence was funny and obviously doesn't take herself too seriously. Anne is just overblown self absorption. You'd think she cured cancer with her performance.

HEL-LO? Anne gave one of the greatest singing performances captured on film!

Deal with it.

by Anonymousreply 14701/13/2013

Oh, Lena, don't every wear shoes you can't walk in. But, congrats, girls!

by Anonymousreply 14801/13/2013

Wth Tina Fey, that's the best acting J-Lo has ever done.

by Anonymousreply 14901/13/2013

Ok her shoes are pinching.

by Anonymousreply 15001/13/2013

Tina Fey is having NONE of Lena Dunham!

by Anonymousreply 15101/13/2013

I'd love to have Aziz Ansari impaled on my dick.

by Anonymousreply 15201/13/2013

I want to have sex with Aziz Ansari.

by Anonymousreply 15301/13/2013

I liked Lena's speech.

by Anonymousreply 15401/13/2013

Lena, wow.

by Anonymousreply 15501/13/2013

People: do not get tattoos that will show when you are wearing designer clothes and designer jewels. The tats look trailer park and your clothes and jewels might as well be from Kohl's.

by Anonymousreply 15601/13/2013

Her tats make her look worse...

by Anonymousreply 15701/13/2013

This show is fucking hilarious. That is what they need at the boring Oscars - booze and grass! SBC is not really that funny More ageist references by younger winners, wow! I am ROTFLMAO! Now Tina Fey looks pissed!

by Anonymousreply 15801/13/2013

Lena and Adele should do lesbian porn.

by Anonymousreply 15901/13/2013

Lena Dunam is SO unpolished. I sort of love it, but it's just jarring. The hair, the weight, the fact that she can't stand or walk like she should.

She's not a Hollywood pixie robot, which is welcome. The fact that she's not a beauty, and is not a size 0, fine. But, the tats, no.

Good speech. Genuinely appreciative.

by Anonymousreply 16001/13/2013

The Amy and Tina jokes are great but the presenters are bombing.

by Anonymousreply 16101/13/2013

Think about this for a moment: this is the best Lena Dunham has ever looked in her life or will ever look. Trained professional stylists spent hours on her... and [bold]that[/bold] was the best they could do.

by Anonymousreply 16201/13/2013

You just know that every woman in that room felt ten times more beautiful once Lena walked on the stage.

by Anonymousreply 16301/13/2013

You see she was suprised and really was shaky; not fake like AH.

by Anonymousreply 16401/13/2013

[quote]The other makes a joke about beating Meryl, essentially saying she's better than Streep, yet she doesn't take herself seriously.

It's a joke from a movie, dipshit. Get it? Good.

by Anonymousreply 16501/13/2013

Anne and Lena both pulling the "other actresses paved the way" card. =old.

by Anonymousreply 16601/13/2013

Tina Fey actually gave a shout out to "Girl" in the opening speech.

by Anonymousreply 16701/13/2013

Can someone tell me why I need to hate this Lena D.? I didn't get the memo! Someone catch me up please. I want partake.

by Anonymousreply 16801/13/2013

How has the biggest cock at the GG? Best Hairy hole? Best Bubble butt?

by Anonymousreply 16901/13/2013

If Hugh wins he will be slobbering about the love of his life while she sits there looking like his mother. They never spend a night apart according to his interview in TV Guide.

by Anonymousreply 17001/13/2013

R156 - Word. Don't they have body makeup to cover those tattoos up.

She looked ridiculous in that huge dress. You're not fooling anyone, we know that you're not skinny - just go ahead and wear something more form fitting.

by Anonymousreply 17101/13/2013

I'm sorry but I love Hugh. It's funny, there are usually naked hot guys, and the music is great (The Knife!). I know I'm supposed to hate it, but I don't.

by Anonymousreply 17201/13/2013

Thank goodness R141 I thought I was the only one!

by Anonymousreply 17301/13/2013

[quote]He mentioned the upskirt shot....hilarious

That was tacky.

by Anonymousreply 17401/13/2013

Lena's back tattoo- Howard Johnson's motor lodge.

by Anonymousreply 17501/13/2013

Agree R160. I kind of liked her.

by Anonymousreply 17601/13/2013

Clearly HFP wants young Hollywood to start taking the spotlight from the veterans. Too bad none of them are really as interesting or talented as the older guard. At least not the American ones. The Brits seem to be able to produce talented young actors.

by Anonymousreply 17701/13/2013

R160... I have to agree with you.

by Anonymousreply 17801/13/2013


Has obviously only ever seen half a dozen movies or is just impressed really easily.

by Anonymousreply 17901/13/2013

Foster is next.

by Anonymousreply 18001/13/2013

[quote]Lena Dunam is SO unpolished

She's like amateur porn.

by Anonymousreply 18101/13/2013

The Meryl Streep Loon is having a MELTDOWN over Jennifer Lawrence's Meryl joke!

by Anonymousreply 18201/13/2013

Tina was doing a "joke reaction" to Lena's comment that Tina got her through middle school.

by Anonymousreply 18301/13/2013

"It's a joke from a movie, dipshit."

She should not have said it. Period.

by Anonymousreply 18401/13/2013

Stylists need training?

by Anonymousreply 18501/13/2013

Does Adele have a tramp stamp on her fat arse?

by Anonymousreply 18601/13/2013

God damn.... The absolute and utter gracelessness with which Lena Dunham lumbers to the stage makes Bea Arthur look like Grace Kelly.

by Anonymousreply 18701/13/2013

Glenn Close has man hands.

by Anonymousreply 18801/13/2013

This was better with Ricky Gervais.

by Anonymousreply 18901/13/2013

"It's taking Lina forever to get to the stage. I guess the ugly chicks get stuck in the back"

She's modern day Agnes Gooch.

by Anonymousreply 19001/13/2013

"Taylor Swift, you stay away from Michael J. Fox's son!"

by Anonymousreply 19101/13/2013

Fat girls should wear flats. Period. Lena looked like a damn linebacker trying to get to that stage.

by Anonymousreply 19201/13/2013

[quote]Liev Schreiber has "I'm going to FUCK you" face.

He can give me that look anytime he wants

by Anonymousreply 19301/13/2013

Ewwwww....Leah Dunham.

by Anonymousreply 19401/13/2013

all my online feeds died. now it's just you, bitches!

by Anonymousreply 19501/13/2013

Was that the first time Lena Dunham ever wore a dress?

by Anonymousreply 19601/13/2013

Foster has an unattractive kid.

by Anonymousreply 19701/13/2013

Tina was joking but I think she really meant what she said about Taylor Swift needs some me time.

by Anonymousreply 19801/13/2013

Sascha Baron Cohen is fucking hot.

by Anonymousreply 19901/13/2013

Come on director why no shot of Swift during that joke?

by Anonymousreply 20001/13/2013

Is the ginger beside Jodie her son?

by Anonymousreply 20101/13/2013

Juliana's husband

by Anonymousreply 20201/13/2013

Wow, one of Jodie's sons is very unfortunate looking.

by Anonymousreply 20301/13/2013

Jodie looks great.

by Anonymousreply 20401/13/2013

[quote]The other makes a joke about beating Meryl, essentially saying she's better than Streep, yet she doesn't take herself seriously.

Don't you know a joke when you hear one? God, you must be fun at parties.

by Anonymousreply 20501/13/2013

I hate Jodie's hair and I hate her dress, but nevertheless she looks good.

by Anonymousreply 20601/13/2013

What the hell is RDJ on?

by Anonymousreply 20701/13/2013

What the hell did Helen Hunt win? (Returning from Downton Abbey)

by Anonymousreply 20801/13/2013

Is that guy sitting next to Jody Foster her son? He looks like Tilda Swinton.

by Anonymousreply 20901/13/2013

This RDJ bit is bombing.

by Anonymousreply 21001/13/2013

The Jody Foster intro is a horror.

by Anonymousreply 21101/13/2013

RDJ is boring.

by Anonymousreply 21201/13/2013

WTF? Jodie sitting with Mel. Ugh.

by Anonymousreply 21301/13/2013

"The Meryl Streep Loon is having a MELTDOWN over Jennifer Lawrence's Meryl joke!"

I'm not the Streep loon.

If Hathaway had said "I beat Sally Field" she would have been ripped to shreds. She praised Sally Field and she's getting ripped to shreds.

Lawrence clearly has a fanclub here. But I will not get shouted down over her tacky and inappropriate statement.

You thank the ones who paved the way for you, bottom line. You don't make trite jokes about them, especially ones who couldn't attend because they are very sick.

by Anonymousreply 21401/13/2013

Jody Foster, not gay at all.

by Anonymousreply 21501/13/2013

Kit Foster's braces are so big he can't close his lips over them.

by Anonymousreply 21601/13/2013

Jodie looks great.

by Anonymousreply 21701/13/2013

r168, Lena looks like a regular woman and she is NOT to be celebrated in any way on the DataLounge boards (or in life). If one does not look like Charlize Theron, she's not to be seen on television or on movie screens. How dare you, Lena!

by Anonymousreply 21801/13/2013

Lena Dunham looks like Rumer Willis.

by Anonymousreply 21901/13/2013

OMG, the Foster montage is cringeworthy.

I bet Anne Hathaway is already picturing herself receiving the DeMille award.

by Anonymousreply 22001/13/2013

Wow RDJ was lame.

by Anonymousreply 22101/13/2013

What's he talking about, Foster being one of the youngest people to win an Oscar? She was 26 when she first won - haven't there been lots of younger winners?

by Anonymousreply 22201/13/2013

The stuffed animal hamsters were embarrassing. This show is a mess.

by Anonymousreply 22301/13/2013

I do not like RDJ as a speaker. This is not a celbrity roast

by Anonymousreply 22401/13/2013

[quote]But I will not get shouted down over her tacky and inappropriate statement.


by Anonymousreply 22501/13/2013

What do we know about Juliana's husband?

by Anonymousreply 22601/13/2013

Nice clips of Jodie.

by Anonymousreply 22701/13/2013

Will Jodie come out in her speech?

by Anonymousreply 22801/13/2013

Jod's hair is too flat on top; it needs to have lift to balance her jaw.

by Anonymousreply 22901/13/2013

R218, regular women aren't 80 lbs overweight with hunchbacks, mental patient lice haircuts and prison tats.

by Anonymousreply 23001/13/2013

Jody does look great.

Is she generally liked in Hollywood?

by Anonymousreply 23101/13/2013

i'm a gay man and i am tired of all the cheap misogyny thrown at Lena Dunham by men gay and straight alike. men who aren't traditionally handsome get a free pass, people like Philip Seymour Hoffman and Steve Buscemi, while women who don't look traditionally beautiful actress-y get shit heaped on them. grow the fuck up.

by Anonymousreply 23201/13/2013

I read somewhere that James Woods was the father of her kids. Her oldest really does look like James.

by Anonymousreply 23301/13/2013

Seems lit though, as does nearly everyone else.

by Anonymousreply 23401/13/2013

Jodie looks like a death's-head.

by Anonymousreply 23501/13/2013

Foster is bombing

by Anonymousreply 23601/13/2013

Does Mike White have a son? Maybe the ginger kid is his.

by Anonymousreply 23701/13/2013

Stupid hair, it makes her head shaped like a pumpkin.

by Anonymousreply 23801/13/2013

Jody foster, people are not buying it, she and her friends are so odd. Biting the hamsters?

by Anonymousreply 23901/13/2013

OMG She's coming out?!

by Anonymousreply 24001/13/2013

Wow, I really have NOT seen a lot of Jodie Foster's movies.

Maybe 3 or 4.....

by Anonymousreply 24101/13/2013


"As for Bradley Cooper, he and Ryan Seacrest really need to redo their closets."

by Anonymousreply 24201/13/2013

R172 what are you on about? The Knife?

by Anonymousreply 24301/13/2013

The movies she directed hasn't been very good. Beaver will probably be the last...

by Anonymousreply 24401/13/2013

Where do you live R230?

by Anonymousreply 24501/13/2013

"I am single."--Jodie Foster

by Anonymousreply 24601/13/2013


by Anonymousreply 24701/13/2013


by Anonymousreply 24801/13/2013

Whoa - Jodie is coming out?

Damn, no?

Cmon, hope it's nerves that exlains this ineptness.

Oh, okay, she's actually done it. Late, but what a venue.

by Anonymousreply 24901/13/2013

Way to go, Foster!

by Anonymousreply 25001/13/2013

Jodie comes out

by Anonymousreply 25101/13/2013

"I already did my coming out about a 1,000 years ago.... I am not Honey Boo Boo Child."---Jodie Foster

by Anonymousreply 25201/13/2013

So now for anyone who didn't know, now they know...that Jodie is "single".

by Anonymousreply 25301/13/2013

Come out with it, Foster!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 25401/13/2013

She's drunk off her as!

by Anonymousreply 25501/13/2013


by Anonymousreply 25601/13/2013

r214 - I don't give a fuck about Lawrence. You're being mocked for being so thick.

by Anonymousreply 25701/13/2013

Oh shit- I thought the older ginger was Mike White. And Jodie is out.

by Anonymousreply 25801/13/2013

She looks good

by Anonymousreply 25901/13/2013

What the fuck is going on with Jodie? She seems "off".

by Anonymousreply 26001/13/2013

What is Jodie going on about?

by Anonymousreply 26101/13/2013

I give Jody props for loyalty, Mel is poison in Hollywood.

by Anonymousreply 26201/13/2013

R214 Are you serious? Anne would not have said I beat Sally Field, because Sally Field is not an Icon in Hollywood, Meryl Streep is. The joke was good-natured and just confirming that Hollywood holds Streep up to some sky high stratosphere. I highly doubt she thinks she is on her level yet and most young actress who beat out Streep would feel the same way. Lighten the hell up, there was no disrespect meant.

by Anonymousreply 26301/13/2013

She's STILL complaining about her privacy! And her career! She's such a fucking whiner!

by Anonymousreply 26401/13/2013

Holy shit. She did not come out. Damn she just did,

Damn she is is kind of raving.

Ok it is a statement about privacy....and secrets.

by Anonymousreply 26501/13/2013

Was it my TV or did they silence a part of her speech just as she was talking about when she came out?

by Anonymousreply 26601/13/2013

This is so disjointed.

by Anonymousreply 26701/13/2013

Bitter AND drunk?

Who knew Jodie could do both so passionately?

by Anonymousreply 26801/13/2013

Yep, she came out, officially.

by Anonymousreply 26901/13/2013

She's taking on the right to privacy for celebs.

by Anonymousreply 27001/13/2013

Jodie's speech is a mix of cringe and fascination.

by Anonymousreply 27101/13/2013

No love for Jodie in the audience.

by Anonymousreply 27201/13/2013


by Anonymousreply 27301/13/2013

Is she drunk? I'm cringing

by Anonymousreply 27401/13/2013

Oh hell the lesbos are going ape shit.

by Anonymousreply 27501/13/2013

This is so strange

by Anonymousreply 27601/13/2013

I've always liked her. Celebs should get privacy more often. We might like them a whole lot more.

by Anonymousreply 27701/13/2013

[quote]What the fuck is going on with Jodie? She seems "off".

She's trying to both come out and make a plea for more celeb privacy simultaneously. She's stumbling, but it's heartfelt.

And now she acknowledges her ex. And her kids. Okay, she gets full credit.

by Anonymousreply 27801/13/2013

Shit, she finally acknowledged Cyndi and her kids.

Crap, this is fucking amazing.

by Anonymousreply 27901/13/2013

So she's REALLY out now. It took her most of the speech to work up to it. She hinted at it, but she only really admitted it when she referred to Sydney Bernard as her former partner.

by Anonymousreply 28001/13/2013

I am liking this speech.

by Anonymousreply 28101/13/2013

She is bombing I feel sorry for her

by Anonymousreply 28201/13/2013

Mine too R266

by Anonymousreply 28301/13/2013

Oh GAWD, shut the fudge up're a has-been.

by Anonymousreply 28401/13/2013

I do admire her for standing by Mel. I don't know what she sees in him, I think he is awful.

by Anonymousreply 28501/13/2013

Is she dying? What the fuck is going on?!

by Anonymousreply 28601/13/2013

did she come out....?

by Anonymousreply 28701/13/2013

wow, Jodie really is going on and on like we have never seen before, some of it beautiful, some of it strange.

by Anonymousreply 28801/13/2013

Is her Mom ill or dead already?

by Anonymousreply 28901/13/2013

She's too smart for her own good.

by Anonymousreply 29001/13/2013

[quote]Jodie's speech is a mix of cringe and fascination.


by Anonymousreply 29101/13/2013

OMG, she was raving. Drunk off her ass.

by Anonymousreply 29201/13/2013

Is she on cocaine? I she having a manic episode? WTF is going on?

by Anonymousreply 29301/13/2013

Damn, she made me tear up.

by Anonymousreply 29401/13/2013

Beautiful - I loved it. Jodie Rocks!

by Anonymousreply 29501/13/2013

That was painful and honest.

by Anonymousreply 29601/13/2013

what's her deal with Mel Gibson?? are they drinking partners?

by Anonymousreply 29701/13/2013


by Anonymousreply 29801/13/2013

Crazy, crazy speech, but incredible. Wow!

by Anonymousreply 29901/13/2013

I'm sorry but I'm embarrassed for Jodie. That was one uncomfortable speech. And her boys are fugly.

by Anonymousreply 30001/13/2013

What the hell was she talking about? Is she quitting?

by Anonymousreply 30101/13/2013

Whatever the fuck this was, and it needed some editing, I liked it.

She officially came out.

by Anonymousreply 30201/13/2013


My sound went out too.

And I think Jodi seems disjointed because she's nervous. I know, I know, none of you would be nervous coming out at an Awards show with all your peers, with it being telecast around the world, and announcing something that you've kept a professional/public secret for decades and which might ruin your chances of work in the future.

by Anonymousreply 30301/13/2013

She has some questionable taste in friends but I like Jodie.

by Anonymousreply 30401/13/2013

So, Jodie came out as Mel Gibson's best friend?

by Anonymousreply 30501/13/2013

Yes, you can tell by all the tears in the audience that Foster is bombing.

Brilliant speech.

by Anonymousreply 30601/13/2013

That was a looney speech. The part about the "talking stick" made me think of MichFest.

by Anonymousreply 30701/13/2013

God, that was the whiniest, most bitter coming out ever. All she had to do is admit she was gay 10 yrs ago in an interview, instead she had to be dragged out kicking and screaming.

by Anonymousreply 30801/13/2013

[quote]Celebs should get privacy more often. We might like them a whole lot more.

Except most of the people in that room live to whore out their private lives.

by Anonymousreply 30901/13/2013

Haha, famewhore-y AnnE with a tear glistening during Jodie's privacy speech.

by Anonymousreply 31001/13/2013

she has always been a bit strange but I admire her intelligence and strength.

by Anonymousreply 31101/13/2013

[quote]Was it my TV or did they silence a part of her speech just as she was talking about when she came out?

I lost sound for a few seconds in there too, R266. I wonder if there was some pre-emptive censoring going on?

by Anonymousreply 31201/13/2013

I have no idea what I just watched.

by Anonymousreply 31301/13/2013

She celebrated being 50; she came out; she wants privacy; she is no longer going to act.

In a nutshell.

She was saying goodbye of sorts.

by Anonymousreply 31401/13/2013

Did Jodie Foster just announce her retirement from acting?

by Anonymousreply 31501/13/2013

She was nervous and the first part of the speech was a hot mess but it was very honest at the end.

WTF with the fake tears, Kate Hudson?

by Anonymousreply 31601/13/2013

Hopefully, there will be a transcript, because I did not understand the ending.

by Anonymousreply 31701/13/2013

That part of the speech about her mother made me tear up

by Anonymousreply 31801/13/2013

Remember John Hinckley Jr? That's why she values her privacy. And I don't blame her.

by Anonymousreply 31901/13/2013

Did Jody just say, I may never work again, but I'm going to be honest?

I think that speaks to a lifetime of fear. The audience members crying in support of what this has cost her..,who'd get show?

Deschanel...for one, Goldie Hawns daughter...who else?

by Anonymousreply 32001/13/2013

Quvenzhané Wallis

by Anonymousreply 32101/13/2013

And R310 tells others to lighten up.

Fake bitch.

by Anonymousreply 32201/13/2013

Gee whiz, being gay sure must be a big chore for y'all. Such drama!

by Anonymousreply 32301/13/2013

The semi gays win again!

by Anonymousreply 32401/13/2013

That speech was beautiful and amazing. I'm not surprised few of you understood it.

by Anonymousreply 32501/13/2013

Yes!! Ben Affleck!!

by Anonymousreply 32601/13/2013

Lots of people with tears at Jodie's speech. She was so nervous, you could tell.

Brilliant Jodie. Well done.

by Anonymousreply 32701/13/2013

That was a real speech from Jodie and it was messy and honest.

by Anonymousreply 32801/13/2013

[quote]Did Jodie Foster just announce her retirement from acting?

Sounded like it.

by Anonymousreply 32901/13/2013

She came out years ago didn't she...just google it.

by Anonymousreply 33001/13/2013

Are Tina and Amy going to crack a joke about this? I hope they can improv something.

by Anonymousreply 33101/13/2013

You are so right, R232.

And she gets to fuck. Jack Antonoff. from. fun. tonight.

by Anonymousreply 33201/13/2013

Ben Affleck is talking fast.

by Anonymousreply 33301/13/2013

I thought she was saying that because she was coming put she expected to only be able to make tiny projects that no one would ever see.

by Anonymousreply 33401/13/2013

What do you think Jodie meant when she said to Mel, "You saved me." ??? Cryptic.

by Anonymousreply 33501/13/2013

[quote]She celebrated being 50; she came out; she wants privacy; she is no longer going to act. In a nutshell. She was saying goodbye of sorts.

Good summary, R314. No question she was nervous and probably drunk, but she came out with a bang in front of a worldwide audience. So it was also a "hello" of sorts.

by Anonymousreply 33601/13/2013

Who didn't cry at the end of Jodie's speech?

by Anonymousreply 33701/13/2013

Did she actually say she was gay? Her career is basically over.

by Anonymousreply 33801/13/2013

Love you, R232

by Anonymousreply 33901/13/2013

JLO just had a meltdown

by Anonymousreply 34001/13/2013

Did they get a shot of J.Lo? Awkward...

by Anonymousreply 34101/13/2013

So she comes out at the end of her career? How brave.

by Anonymousreply 34201/13/2013

Suck it, Modern Family!!!

Yeah, GIRLS!

by Anonymousreply 34301/13/2013

[quote]I thought she was saying that because she was coming put she expected to only be able to make tiny projects that no one would ever see.

That's interesting, since she's pretty much avoided truly independent filmmaking.

by Anonymousreply 34401/13/2013

[quote]Did she actually say she was gay? Her career is basically over.

She doesn't have much of an acting career anyway.

by Anonymousreply 34501/13/2013

Lena needs to take those heels off and just go barefoot. It is what her character on Girls would do.

by Anonymousreply 34601/13/2013

It's been a rough night for ya, hey r322?

by Anonymousreply 34701/13/2013

Jodie is NOT trending on twitter.

by Anonymousreply 34801/13/2013

Allison Williams has no boobs.

by Anonymousreply 34901/13/2013

The geeky sons are both gingers and look like brothers. Who's the sperm donor? Does Mel have ginger hair in his lineage?

by Anonymousreply 35001/13/2013

LA Times:

[quote]Steven Zeitchik @ZeitchikLAT Jodie Foster backstage. Are you retiring? "Oh no, I could never stop acting. You'd have to drive me behind a team of horses."

by Anonymousreply 35101/13/2013

She didn't say she was gay (in those words), but she said she came out a million years ago and she also thanked her "co-parent and ex-partner of several years" Sydney Bernhard.

She came out--though as indirectly as possible.

by Anonymousreply 35201/13/2013

Okay, that Chad Lowe thing was great.

by Anonymousreply 35301/13/2013

So wait, she said that because she was coming out she expected not to be able to do anything that anyone wanted to see anymore? What a defeatist attitude.

by Anonymousreply 35401/13/2013

Ewan McGregor... be still my heart!!

by Anonymousreply 35501/13/2013

HFPA gets it wrong again. They're not much better than the VMAs. So much for influencing the Oscars.

by Anonymousreply 35601/13/2013

When you get a Cecil B DeMille award is because your career is over and basically dead.

by Anonymousreply 35701/13/2013

Yay Ben! He was shocked and rightly so

by Anonymousreply 35801/13/2013

thats what I meant r345

She's 50 gay and Mel Gibson is her best friend.

by Anonymousreply 35901/13/2013

Her sons look like the red headed guy from Harry Potter movie...

by Anonymousreply 36001/13/2013

Ben Affleck wins Best Director for Argo but gets no nomination by the Academy Awards.

by Anonymousreply 36101/13/2013

I love you too R232

by Anonymousreply 36201/13/2013

At least that fucking Modern Family didn't win.

The part that had everybody in tears was the part about her mother.

Privacy? Become an accountant or teacher, NOT an actor or actress.

by Anonymousreply 36301/13/2013

Bale looks awful. Wow.

by Anonymousreply 36401/13/2013

Why wasn't Ru Paul Drag Race nominated?

by Anonymousreply 36501/13/2013

Maybe Hugh can come out, too!!!

by Anonymousreply 36601/13/2013


by Anonymousreply 36701/13/2013

expect gushy

by Anonymousreply 36801/13/2013

Hugh Jackman. But of course.

by Anonymousreply 36901/13/2013

Oh Hugh Jackman brought his mom... that is so sweet!

by Anonymousreply 37001/13/2013

The Academy has learned that it gets burned by awarding celebrity directors. And Affleck doesn't have the gravitas that Eastwood, Redford, Costner and Beatty had at the point where they were honored.

by Anonymousreply 37101/13/2013

Jennifer Garner in one of the finale dresses from WHITE CHRISTMAS.

by Anonymousreply 37201/13/2013

Bitchface cam caught Bradley.

by Anonymousreply 37301/13/2013

So, how does Russell Crowe now feels about holding hands with Foster some years ago? Is he in the room tonight?

by Anonymousreply 37401/13/2013

The comments about Jackman's wife are as tiresome as those about Dunham.

by Anonymousreply 37501/13/2013

R363, I generally agree but she had that crazy stalker who shot Pres Reagan to get her attention. She got intense about her privacy after that, and even more so once she had kids. I think some of the younger dataloungers don't realize what a major incident that was.

by Anonymousreply 37601/13/2013

Lots of weird winners tonight. Dunham? Affleck?

by Anonymousreply 37701/13/2013

Matt's coming out is more news than Jodie's tonight

by Anonymousreply 37801/13/2013

I don't get the Hathaway hate tonight. She was decent. Some of you are just too cynical and miserable to appreciate it.

Lawrence was okay. Nothing to write home about.

by Anonymousreply 37901/13/2013

Yeah but the Jodie coming out probably really threw him R373.

by Anonymousreply 38001/13/2013

Hugh really overdid it with the I love my big fat wife bit what a fucking hypocrite

by Anonymousreply 38101/13/2013


by Anonymousreply 38201/13/2013

Matt who R378? Matt Dallas?

by Anonymousreply 38301/13/2013

WTF is Salmon fishing in the Yemen?

by Anonymousreply 38401/13/2013

Matt came out?

by Anonymousreply 38501/13/2013

Hugh has mommy issues (seriously). Everyone knows why he married that heifer tranny.

by Anonymousreply 38601/13/2013

Umm, r232, both of those men are brilliant actors; Buscemi is a good director as well.

They also have paid their dues and don't pretend they are leading men.

by Anonymousreply 38701/13/2013

Ugh, AnnE H. is appalling doing the cutesy schtick.

by Anonymousreply 38801/13/2013

Love Eddie Redmayne.

by Anonymousreply 38901/13/2013

I love Girls. Lena Dunham is ugly and unlikeable and fascinating to watch. Plus the show has hot naked guys and awesome music.

by Anonymousreply 39001/13/2013

Did I just hear Dustin Hoffman shudder at Les Miserables's Best Picture win?

by Anonymousreply 39101/13/2013

ooh betcha Sir CamMack is pissed he didn't get thanked sooner!

by Anonymousreply 39201/13/2013

Where's Julia Roberts?

And why is Brad Pitt invited to this event?

Clooney put on a little weight in the midsection and his gf looks bored by him.

by Anonymousreply 39301/13/2013

Was it Matt LeBlanc?

I thought he'd wait another ten years.

by Anonymousreply 39401/13/2013

what exactly did NBC edit out of the Jodie coming out speech?

by Anonymousreply 39501/13/2013

"that heifer tranny." What was that about an overdose of misogyny here?

by Anonymousreply 39601/13/2013

I genuinely believe that Hugh and wife are partners in a best friends/co-parents sort of way. Just not in the traditional way. That said, I do wonder if he heaped the wife-ly praise extra high in the wake of Jodie's coming out.

by Anonymousreply 39701/13/2013

Gross that SLP lost to Les Miz.

by Anonymousreply 39801/13/2013

[quote]They also have paid their dues and don't pretend they are leading men.

How the fuck is Lena Dunham pretending she's a lead woman? She's simply accepting an award.

by Anonymousreply 39901/13/2013

"what exactly did NBC edit out of the Jodie coming out speech?"

There were several sound issues during the show, I don't think they were "editing".

by Anonymousreply 40001/13/2013

Imagine if Marion won.

by Anonymousreply 40101/13/2013

Jessica Chastain is boooooooooring.

by Anonymousreply 40201/13/2013

What did heterosexual actor Jeremy Renner say to get censored?

by Anonymousreply 40301/13/2013

r395 - I don't know if it was edited out or technical difficulties, but I think the missing part was some or all of this:

“I’m just going to put it out there. Loud and proud. I am single. Yes I am… [Expecting] what would be a big coming out speech tonight? I already did my coming out a thousand years ago back in the Stone Age. Those very quaint days when a fragile young girl would open up to trusted friends and family and co-workers… But now apparently I’m told that every celebrity is expected to honor the detailsof their private life with a press conference, a fragrance, and a primetime reality show.”

by Anonymousreply 40401/13/2013

Katryn Bigelow looks like Vanessa Redgrave. Are those cheekbones real?

by Anonymousreply 40501/13/2013

Wow, Jessica Chastain is really beautiful in the old-time sense of the term--she looks great in that baby blue, too.

by Anonymousreply 40601/13/2013

why is this thread stuck?

by Anonymousreply 40701/13/2013

Jessica Chastain is hot!

by Anonymousreply 40801/13/2013

[quote]Gross that SLP lost to Les Miz.

Completely baffling. SLP was awesome. I had to turn off Les Miz after 10 minutes. The "sing" talking was unbearable.

by Anonymousreply 40901/13/2013

Rut Ro.

I see a Jen law and Jess showdown at the Oscars

Rachel Weiss looks gorgeous

by Anonymousreply 41001/13/2013

I heard all of that R404.

by Anonymousreply 41101/13/2013

Les Miz is the kind of movie that the Golden Globes loves to honor.

by Anonymousreply 41201/13/2013

Chastain has a receding hairline. What was with the bitter I've Been Sidelined crap? Millions of actresses never get a break at all and fight ten times harder and aren't related to Ron Howard.

by Anonymousreply 41301/13/2013

I read Jeremy Renner's lips. He said I have many years of making money before I can speak like Jodie Foster.

by Anonymousreply 41401/13/2013

Miserables over SLP is such a Globes thing to do.

by Anonymousreply 41501/13/2013

I think he did, r391. Spielberg is not getting any love from the Foreign Critics.

by Anonymousreply 41601/13/2013

R381 nothings ever definitely been established about Hugh and guys so we shouldn't come down on him too hard. He can't help it if he sets us all off pinging like crazy. I just wish he'd be a bit more sincere about being a celeb.

by Anonymousreply 41701/13/2013

Hello, it's the Hollywood FOREIGN Press Assoc. Of course they're going to award that bloated mess.

by Anonymousreply 41801/13/2013

Jessica Chastain needs eyebrows.

by Anonymousreply 41901/13/2013






by Anonymousreply 42001/13/2013

I think it was really rude of Chastain not to thank OBL for making this possible for her.

by Anonymousreply 42101/13/2013

Daniel Day Lewis exemplifies why the Brits are so far ahead of us Yanks in the talented actor arena. Nothing surface about what he does. The guy digs deep for his performance so that it is not really a performance at all.

by Anonymousreply 42201/13/2013

R404 I did see and hear that part, but for me a part beforehand went silent for several seconds. Did it happen with Renner too?

by Anonymousreply 42301/13/2013

DDL, just made an intelligent, humble speech that sounded genuine.

by Anonymousreply 42401/13/2013

Matt Dallas just came out a couple of days ago.

by Anonymousreply 42501/13/2013

I blame OBL for Jessica Chastain. Blech.

by Anonymousreply 42601/13/2013

Critics choice and Golden Globes Best Picture ARGO.


by Anonymousreply 42701/13/2013

I love Hugh Jackman. I love Robert Downey Jr. but they are so full of themselves, it makes it tough to take.....Plus, both, who have continually been rumored to be at least bi, go on about their wonderful wives so much, that it makes me go mmmmm..Jackman on Broadway kept saying, "happy wife, happy life" throughout the show. A bit overkill to try and remind everyone that you are married to a woman.

by Anonymousreply 42801/13/2013

R403-- I think Renner said something like "seeing the movie made him shit himself."

by Anonymousreply 42901/13/2013

Holy Crap, Ben over Steven!

by Anonymousreply 43001/13/2013

Isn't Victor Garber's black shirt and purple tie a throwback?

by Anonymousreply 43101/13/2013

So, Daniel Day Lewis felt compelled to dress in 19th-century garb?

by Anonymousreply 43201/13/2013

Whatever Hugh does in the bedroom is none of your business. Whatever it is, it will NEVER involve you.

by Anonymousreply 43301/13/2013

r433 = Cheryl

by Anonymousreply 43401/13/2013

So DDL won and Argo won?

I don't want Argo or zero dark 30 to win the Oscars.

by Anonymousreply 43501/13/2013

[quote]I don't want Argo or zero dark 30 to win the Oscars.

Well, you may be in luck. The Golden Globes are not always a great indicator of what does or does not win at the Oscars.

by Anonymousreply 43601/13/2013

Go away Cheryl.

by Anonymousreply 43701/13/2013

Did AnnE win anytihing? I was watching Downton.

Were Tina and Amy funny?

What was that last blab about Jodie that one of 'em shouted out as the credits rolled?

by Anonymousreply 43801/13/2013

There is no reason to read through this. Will someone summarize in 10 words or less?

by Anonymousreply 43901/13/2013

They were a bunch of drunk people out there!

by Anonymousreply 44001/13/2013

R438: "We're going home with Jodie Foster."

by Anonymousreply 44101/13/2013

Yes Anne won and apparently Jessica Chastine won.

by Anonymousreply 44201/13/2013

r438 Tina and Amy said they were going home with Jodie Foster.

by Anonymousreply 44301/13/2013

Lucy Liu's dress looked like she did a Scarlett O'Hara... excepted she skinned the sofa instead of ripping down the drapes.

by Anonymousreply 44401/13/2013

GGs starting voting crazy again

by Anonymousreply 44501/13/2013

[quote]There is no reason to read through this. Will someone summarize in 10 words or less?

I'll try:










How was that?

by Anonymousreply 44601/13/2013

I loved Lucy's dress.

by Anonymousreply 44701/13/2013

Haiku meets Life of Pi.

by Anonymousreply 44801/13/2013

r444 I have a tablecloth that looks just like that.

by Anonymousreply 44901/13/2013

Golden Globe and Oscar have disagreed plenty in recent years. In the last eight year (2004 thru 2011 are eight individual years), most of the Globe winners lost their best-picture bid for the top Oscar. . . .

2004 Globe: "The Aviator"

2004 Oscar: "Million Dollar Baby"

2005 Globe: "Brokeback Mountain"

2005 Oscar: "Crash"

2006 Globe: "Babel"

2006 Oscar: "The Departed"

2007 Globe: "Atonement"

2007 Oscar: "No Country for Old Men"

2008 Globe: "Slumdog Millionaire"

2008 Oscar: "Slumdog Millionaire"

2009 Globe: "Avatar"

2009 Oscar: "The Hurt Locker"

2010 Globe: "The Social Network"

2010 Oscar: "The King's Speech"

2011 Globe: "The Artist"

2011 Oscar: "The Artist"

by Anonymousreply 45001/13/2013

[quote]I have a tablecloth that looks just like that.

Well you better check your linen closet because I think Lucy Liu may have broken into your house and stole it right out from under you.

by Anonymousreply 45101/13/2013

Better than Halle's dress. It made her look like she had one boob, and that it was trying to escape.

by Anonymousreply 45201/13/2013

What is SLP?

by Anonymousreply 45301/13/2013

LOVED every second of tonight's Golden Globes. LOVED Amy and Tina, every second they were on stage was a joy, the first time I ever felt that way about awards show hosts. I am happy for Claire Danes (I need to start watching Homeland), Anne Hathaway, Jennifer Lawrence, Hugh Jackman, Ben Affleck, Daniel Day Lewis, Les Mis, Argo and Jodie Foster's incredible speech.

Great year.

by Anonymousreply 45401/13/2013

I'm just tuning into the final part of this thread now?

Am I to understand that Ben Affleck won the Director's Award over Steven Spielberg? What the hell were they thinking?

by Anonymousreply 45501/13/2013

[quote]Ang Lee is so 1995.

More like 2005.

by Anonymousreply 45601/13/2013

No one seems to know whether Jodie Foster officially came out.

It's being debated by the entertainment media and news sites all over Twitter:

by Anonymousreply 45701/13/2013

[quote]Golden Globes 2013: Jodie Foster turns show on its head

by Anonymousreply 45801/13/2013

r457, I think that's exactly how Jodie planned it. But she did come out in her own way.

by Anonymousreply 45901/13/2013

It's ludicrous, R459. Why can't she just say it clearly?

by Anonymousreply 46001/13/2013

So why did the Golden Globes decide to make an ass of themselves by giving Ben Affleck the Best Director award? He isn't even nominated for an Oscar, so what was the point? It's not going to go anywhere.

by Anonymousreply 46101/13/2013

Did none of you listen? Jodie Foster has been out for years. The same way you or I came out. She told her friends, her family, her co-workers.

by Anonymousreply 46201/13/2013

The part of Jodie's speech I missed:

Foster also thanked her "heroic co-parent, my ex partner in love, but righteous soul sister in life. My confessor ... most beloved BFF of 20 years, Cydney Bernard. Thank you, Cyd. I am so proud of our modern family, our amazing sons, Charlie and Kit who are my reason to breathe and to evolve. ... Boys, in case you didn't know it, this song, like all of this, this song is for you."

by Anonymousreply 46301/13/2013

That is NOT coming out, R462. You have to actually SAY you are gay if you are a public figure before the media will refer to you as officially gay.

David Ehrenstein explained this years ago.

by Anonymousreply 46401/13/2013

[quote]The Associated Press ‏@AP

[quote]Jodie Foster came out without really coming out, suggests she's retiring from acting at Globe awards:

by Anonymousreply 46501/13/2013

David Eherenstein is not an authority on anything, R464.

Who made these rules for gay people? I must have missed them when I came out.

by Anonymousreply 46601/13/2013

There are no rules, R466. DL seems to think that if a person (namely, a celebrity) doesn't take out a full ad in a magazine or cover People magazine declaring "I am gay" that it's not an official outing.

by Anonymousreply 46701/13/2013

I'm assuming you're not a public figure, R466? It works a little differently if you are, dear.

by Anonymousreply 46801/13/2013

R467, until you officially say "I am gay" you are not officially gay. The media will not refer to a celebrity as gay until they do so.

David Ehrenstein explains this in his book "Open Secret - The History of Gay Hollywood".

by Anonymousreply 46901/13/2013

Something tells me r468's use of "dear" to r466 was meant sarcastically... so as to wither and wound!

by Anonymousreply 47001/13/2013

Says who, dear R468?

And yes, as a matter of fact, I do qualify as a public figure.

by Anonymousreply 47101/13/2013

R471, read what I wrote by David Ehrenstein at R469.

If you are really a public figure you would know the media will not refer to someone as gay until they are officially out - it doesn't matter whether people are 90% sure someone is gay. It has to be officially confirmed from the mouth of that person.

Remember also that the media is always worried about the threat of lawsuits if they say someone is gay before it has been confirmed.

by Anonymousreply 47201/13/2013

I think Anne lost her Oscar with her obnoxious grab for the Les Mis best pic microphone to finish up her own thank yous.

by Anonymousreply 47301/13/2013

[quote]So why did the Golden Globes decide to make an ass of themselves by giving Ben Affleck the Best Director award? He isn't even nominated for an Oscar, so what was the point? It's not going to go anywhere.

It was a giant fuck-you to the Oscars. Affleck *should* have been nominated for an Oscar, without question, and he arguably should have won. Winning the GG so soon after the Oscar noms announcement was sweet revenge.

by Anonymousreply 47401/13/2013

[quote]Am I to understand that Ben Affleck won the Director's Award over Steven Spielberg? What the hell were they thinking?

"Lincoln" was boring, and the Globes are tired of him turning in such obvious "Oscar bait" ("War Horse" last year, "Lincoln" this year). Since foreign criticis don't have their collective heads up Spielberg's ass like the Academy does, it's nice to see a more realistic vote.

by Anonymousreply 47501/13/2013

Are you kidding me, R474? 'Argo' is a piece of CIA propaganda. Why should that be recognized?

by Anonymousreply 47601/13/2013

Thank you! Lincoln WAS boring

by Anonymousreply 47701/13/2013

Because its a great movie, r477. One of the best in a very weak year.

by Anonymousreply 47801/13/2013

I refuse to see 'Argo' and I'm glad Affleck didn't get an Oscar nomination.

by Anonymousreply 47901/13/2013

Argo was good Lincoln well-meaning and too PC. Silver Lining Playbook would get my vote. Haven't seen Amour yet...

by Anonymousreply 48001/13/2013

Where was Jesse Eisenberg this year??

by Anonymousreply 48101/13/2013

He did a bad Woody Allen movie

by Anonymousreply 48201/13/2013

I love whoever keeps quoting David Ehrenstein reverentially as if he were the prophet Elijah.

I assume it can only be David Ehrenstein.

by Anonymousreply 48301/13/2013

I don't think Jodie's speech was so great. Having Mel Gibson (who pushes gays out of windows for a laugh in his movies)with her didn't help...

All she had to say is I'm gay. Big deal. John Hinkley will always be in jail...

I don't think her reason for being in the closet pubicly is privacy its because she (and Tammy)are playing the same Hollywood game Rock Hudson did...

by Anonymousreply 48401/14/2013

Glenn Close was drunk off her ass!

by Anonymousreply 48501/14/2013

I am always amazed to see people who started off as actors make their way to the top in other facets of show business. Aaron Spelling went from being a bit player on an old I Love Lucy episode to being a top producer and Father of Tori.

The guy in the middle of this pic with George and Ben was in an episode of "Mama's Family" as one of Bubba's rock band mates. He was pretty funny too.

Well, look at him now!

by Anonymousreply 48601/14/2013

Who he?

by Anonymousreply 48701/14/2013

Jodie Foster's speech was her way of replying to the constant carping that she should publicly declare her gayness to everybody via whatever means of mass communication is at hand.

Her honestly-held opinion is that she only feels responsible to be out and proud to the people who are actually a part of her life: friends, family, co-workers. You and I don't figure. I agree with her, others here obviously don't.

DESPITE her honestly-held opinion she THEN went on to publicly declare her gayness by making very specific references to her long-lasting relationship with Cydney.

And were those same carping critics on DL and elsewhere happy?

by Anonymousreply 48801/14/2013

Jodie's speech was brilliance personified. Grown men and women were weeping. It was the real life version of THE NIGHT THE LIGHTS WENT OUT IN GEORGIA.

Spielberg was pissed.

Hathaway has made a fool out of herself before, but she redeemed herself last night. She was the best she's been in a while.

Riva or the Wallis girl will take best actress. Neither of the other two seem to be inspiring much interest. A split vote is possible.

The most exciting awards season in ages. Affleck for director. Argo for picture.

by Anonymousreply 48901/14/2013

I was Switzerland in the Datalounge Hathaway Love Hate War until, when LM won for best musical/comedy, she grabbed the microphone first to finish her thank yous.


by Anonymousreply 49001/14/2013

Times change and what you are all missing is the fact that JOdie has now established a new standard of coming out as gay.

by Anonymousreply 49101/14/2013

[quote]Where was Jesse Eisenberg this year??

He's over. He's had his 15 minutes of fame.

by Anonymousreply 49201/14/2013

[quote]The most exciting awards season in ages. Affleck for director. Argo for picture.

It was dreadful and the Golden Globes really jumped the shark.

Giving Affleck the award over Spielberg? And giving it to a movie which portrays the CIA (an organization that assassinated JFK) in a positive light?

What were they thinking?

by Anonymousreply 49301/14/2013

Did anyone catch Bradley Cooper's face when Jodie was coming out? Me thinks he'll be next.

by Anonymousreply 49401/14/2013

I can't wait for Anne Hathaway to win the Oscar! DL will EXPLODE.

by Anonymousreply 49501/14/2013

No, I'm not having a meltdown, r182. I thought her joke was cute. Also, it's her way of paying tribute to uber-talent Meryl, obviously.

And I also loved Amy Poehler's Meryl flu joke!

And r495, I wouldn't be so sure. AnnE is becoming more manic and overwrought with every new awards show. Her speech was rehearsed to death, lifeless, and cringeworthy. Totally offputting.

"Best strings of yesterdays I ever had"? Who says shit like that?

I do believe the poster in the other thread (self-proclaimed industry insider) who said she's addicted to adderall..

In any case, the Academy will vote for somebody else, just to hear a fresh speech from someone resembling a normal human being.

by Anonymousreply 49601/14/2013

Oh, and no matter what you think of her, Jodie made television history last night.

I loved the speech, it was raw, vulnerable, flawed, heartfelt, and human.

Loved how all the famewhores were in tears..

Best moment of the show!

by Anonymousreply 49701/14/2013


They were all in tears... especially Ann who was only in tears because she realized that's what she should have done in order to get even more attention!

by Anonymousreply 49801/14/2013

She gave your Meryl a shout-out back stage Streep Troll.

by Anonymousreply 49901/14/2013

Jodie was very human...not perfect but just human. I disagree with her but she has a right to her feelings. What she sees in Mel? I've no idea.

by Anonymousreply 50001/14/2013


I was thinking that until he saw Hugh Jackman win the Golden Globe. I guess the closet doesn't look so bad afterall.

by Anonymousreply 50101/14/2013

He did seem a bit...disappointed about the loss to Hugh. He can come to me and I'll make him feel better.

by Anonymousreply 50201/14/2013

Agreed, r498. Ann was taking notes !

r500, re Jodie and Mel: you need to understand that Jodie is a scorpio.

If you're even remotely familiar with astrology, you'll know what this means.

Scorpios loathe being told what to do, and they hate society imposing expectations and values on the individual. That includes how you're supposed to behave when someone acts the way Mel has acted.

Her loyalty to him is very complex, and not likely to abate.

Her speech too, her intense need for privacy, her unwillingness to reveal herself, to actually say the word 'gay', her perceived bitterness, her struggle with society -- all that couldn't be more typical of a scorpio.

Look at Tilda Swinton, another scorpio, who lives with, and loves, both her husband and her boyfriend.

Scorpios NEED to be different. And they need to tear down the system. They do this cyclically, often destroying themselves first, before rising from the ashes once more.

Like Hillary Clinton... yet another scorpio.

She would NEVER leave Bill, regardless of how many times he's publicly humiliated himself and/or destroyed their collective work. Just like Jodie would never leave Mel, regardless of how many racist things he's said.

Scorpios are attracted to damaged souls, because their own lives are governed by destruction and rebirth.

How did Jodie end her speech last night? By destructing her old self, proclaiming the end of her career, however clumsily, and seeking a new beginning.

With a scorpio, it can never be less dramatic than that.

by Anonymousreply 50301/14/2013

Why hasn't anyone mentioned how bizarre the "work" Stallone and Schwarznegger have had recently looks? Are people that used to seeing surgically-disfigured old stars?

Sly looked particularly gruesome.

by Anonymousreply 50401/14/2013

How many threads are you going to bore to death with that same stupid scorpio thread? are you just pasting it everywhere? are you a scorpio or just a troll?

by Anonymousreply 50501/14/2013

r505, proudly a troll.

And as a true blue troll, the more I'm attacked, the more I'll post!


by Anonymousreply 50601/14/2013

The Scorpio stuff sounds pretty accurate!

by Anonymousreply 50701/14/2013

Thanks, r507.

It is, and it explains Jodie Foster.

by Anonymousreply 50801/14/2013

Every year I have to remind people that the GOlden Globes have ALWAYS been bought and paid for by studios/actors/producers. And every year this fundamental fact is increasingly obscured by the television and journalism sectors who now make money from the spectacle in their own ancillary capacity. Eventually those of us old enough to know it's a sham "awards ceremony" will die off and this ridiculous circus will fulfill its own prophecy - no doubt never having to actually have to put on any kind of 'election' for a non-existent electorate.

by Anonymousreply 50901/14/2013

Who paid for Argo and Ben to win? Not Ben.

by Anonymousreply 51001/14/2013


Yes he did, oh yes he did... just not in cash. And boy is George happy about it.

by Anonymousreply 51101/14/2013

Right now I am thinking about eating the shit out of Emmanuelle Riva's diaper!

by Anonymousreply 51201/14/2013

"What did heterosexual actor Jeremy Renner say to get censored?"

I figured he said something about how Kathryn Bigelow should have been nominated for a Best Directing Oscar. I heard, "...and really she..." then they cut to her table and she laughed. Anyone know for sure?

by Anonymousreply 51301/14/2013

What's the deal with Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom? It was random that they were even there. Lainey hinted in her column today that she is looking to trade up, perhaps with DiCaprio.

by Anonymousreply 51401/14/2013

"Hey, idiots. It's a line from a movie."

by Anonymousreply 51501/15/2013

Probably already been posted but let's recap with a slice of Michael K on Adele and Taylor Swift:

[quote]Taylor Swift was nominated for a Best Song Golden Globe for that song from The Hunger Games, which is the first song that isn't about a dude breaking her Strawberry Shortcake heart (or is it?). Adele was also nominated for "Skyfall" and anybody who was up against Adele either didn't show up or spent the night getting level 5 (aka Glenn Close) drunk, because there was no way in hell they were going to win.

[quote]To the surprise of nobody, Adele won, got on stage and gave a cute speech about how she thought she was on a little night out with her girlfriend and really wasn't expecting to shuffle away with a trophy. The camera cut to Taylor Swift making a perfect "Shut up, bitch, you lie" face. The smirk really sealed it for me.

by Anonymousreply 51601/16/2013

[quote]What's the deal with Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom? It was random that they were even there. Lainey hinted in her column today that she is looking to trade up, perhaps with DiCaprio.

Suggestion: needing to be seen everywhere (read, papped) "together" because of split/cheating rumours?

by Anonymousreply 51701/16/2013

R509 = Jodie, still wagging her finger at us

by Anonymousreply 51801/16/2013

Homophobic Golden Globes Speeches Prove We Need More LGBT Actors Playing LGBT Roles.

by Anonymousreply 51901/13/2014

This is last year's thread, you freaking dumbass.

R519 = WORSE than homophobic golden globes speeches!

by Anonymousreply 52001/13/2014

HAHA I didnt watch last night but read winnders on CNN and Im reading this shit going, Lena didnt win last night!

by Anonymousreply 52101/13/2014

r521, this is the 2013 thread you dope.

by Anonymousreply 52201/13/2014
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