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Who are smarter: turkeys or chickens?

I think chickens.

by Anonymousreply 1701/26/2013

As God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly

by Anonymousreply 101/12/2013

The title of this thread made me chuckle.

by Anonymousreply 201/12/2013

Wild turkeys, then chickens, then domesticated turkeys

You would love to own a domesticated turkey as a pet.

by Anonymousreply 301/12/2013


by Anonymousreply 401/12/2013

Wild Turkey's

did anyone see this Doco, it is really fascinating.

by Anonymousreply 501/12/2013

Turkey as a pet? Doesn't turkey poop STINK majorly? Went to a turkey farm once, could barely breathe. The chicken coops, tolerable.

by Anonymousreply 601/12/2013

Domestic turkey's have been so inbread to get larger breast meat that they are mentally retarded. Some female turkey's are so dumb that they forget to squat when they lay an egg and the egg smashes.

by Anonymousreply 701/12/2013

"Some female turkey's"

Turkey's what, dear?

by Anonymousreply 801/12/2013

[quote]Some female turkey's are so dumb that they forget to squat when they lay an egg and the egg smashes.

Those might be the smart turkey mamas, unwilling to bring their children into such a cruel world.

by Anonymousreply 901/12/2013

Doesn't matter so long as they're white.

by Anonymousreply 1001/12/2013

I meant to sign R10 "Arkansas Poultry Manure Shoveler"

by Anonymousreply 1101/12/2013


by Anonymousreply 1201/26/2013

Otters and wolves. Theys my favorites.

by Anonymousreply 1301/26/2013

Why do Kirstie Alley's pet lemurs cost 40-50K to maintain?

by Anonymousreply 1401/26/2013


by Anonymousreply 1501/26/2013

Jive turkeys are smart but they're jive.

by Anonymousreply 1601/26/2013

Chickens, but that's not saying much.

Turkeys are so stupid they have to be forced into the barn when it rains. They will look up to see what the rain is and drown.

Now a chicken, you can put its head to the ground and draw an imaginary straight line away from its beak and the chicken will stay down till you "wake it up."

Neither bird is smart.

by Anonymousreply 1701/26/2013
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