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"Have A BLESSED Day"

Why do I want to punch anyone who says that to me right in their face.

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 4901/19/2013

Jesus loves you, OP>

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 101/12/2013

Why do you care?

It's better than "fuck you, ya queer" (which I heard the other day)

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 201/12/2013

Smile, nod, and say "Allah Akhbar to you too."

That will throw them off.

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 301/12/2013

Just tell them to go fuck themselves

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 501/12/2013

Wow. I just go out of the hospital Thursday. One of the night nurses who took my vitals would say that to me - often. It actually made me feel better.

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 701/12/2013

I usually say, "what is that supposed to mean?"

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 801/12/2013

The only correct response to this is, "Hail Satan!"

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 901/12/2013

BLESS you, R4

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 1001/12/2013

I always feel as though people who say that are not only feeling blissful, they're feeling a bit "blissfuller than thou." Fairly sanctimonious.

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 1101/12/2013

No one has ever said this to me in my life but I don't think it woulld make me want to punch them.

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 1201/12/2013

The proper response is: "And you have a gay one!"

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 1301/12/2013

Have a nice day is fine, have a blessed day says "Jesus loves me and I want everyone to know it, especially you queers even though I think Jesus hates you."

It bugs you because it's arrogant and rude, OP, although they will never see themselves that way. Just let it go, it's not worth the trouble of telling these born-again christers to fuck off.

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 1401/12/2013

Someone at work says it to clients on the phone at work. So unprofessional IMO.

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 1501/12/2013

[quote]Why do I want to punch anyone who says that to me right in their face.

Because you have anger issues and need help.

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 1601/12/2013

You all need to pull your panties out of your asses.

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 1701/12/2013

R13, "gay" is not the opposite of "blessed." If the person wishing OP a blessed day imagines that it is, he deserves any retort, but OP would should not confirm the bigots fantasies by suggesting that being gay is not being blessed.

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 1801/12/2013

[all posts by right wing shit-stain # a removed.]

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 1901/12/2013

Well bless your heart, OP. You are the cutest thing!

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 2001/12/2013

When did this *start* ?? I'm 49 years old and I don't really recall hearing it until, maybe, five years ago ?? Is it a regional thing that caught on ? A cultural thing ?

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 2101/12/2013

It's a catholic thing, no?

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 2201/12/2013

Not exactly on thread but related:

I live in the country and today had 2 elderly people pull up in their car and toddle out to my front door. This has only happened once before but they all look the same. She was wearing a scarf, looking very subservient and smiling broadly. He was in a suit and carrying a briefcase, presumably with their literature.

Man: "Good morning sir, can I speak with you about scripture and the..."

I cut him off politely but firmly, "No thank you, I'm not interested in that."

Man: "Thank you, sir"

I have no interest in engaging these people in any kind of debate. I tend to view them as mentally unbalanced and dismiss them politely.

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 2301/12/2013

OP, do you say "god bless you" when someone sneezes? What's the difference?

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 2401/12/2013

We've had this thread before. The exact same thread.

OP, just punch them in the face and stop complaining.

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 2501/12/2013

Gesundheit!

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 2601/12/2013

Of for fuck sake OP, you are so anally retentive you can't sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture.

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 2701/12/2013

R25, you do realize that not everyone on this forum has been here since its inception, like yourself.

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 2801/12/2013

Love it R3. I'll start doing that if I feel so inclined.

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 2901/12/2013

No, R22. It's a fundie thing.

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 3001/12/2013

Have a blessed day, OP!

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 3101/12/2013

DL has a thread about this every year or so, and they all follow pretty much the same pattern.

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 3301/12/2013

I'm puzzled R32 as to what colon cancer has to do with homosexuality. Care to explain?

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 3401/12/2013

Sorry -- I should've bumped an old thread ....which would have had everyone else punching ME in the face.

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 3501/12/2013

"All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster and may his noodley appendages touch you"

or just a simple

"Ramen"

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 3601/12/2013

Or a simply OK thanks, OP, they may not believe in the same thing you believe, but at least they are trying to be nice, but you, in your own self-obsessed righteousness cannot accept kindness. It's their context of language.

Dawkins, Harris, Macfarlane and Maher really ruined Atheism, we were a happy bunch,'til a few loudmouth narcissists with their own god complex turned it into some conceited spoilt quasi-religious movement.

That was the reason I left in the first place, only now the same mentally has infected my field of escape.

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 3801/12/2013

I think the best way to call someone on this passive-aggressive proselytizing without being a total dick is to reply with a smile:

"And you have a NICE one!"

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 4001/12/2013

I smile and say, "May the force be with you."

I can't differentiate between all the obsessive, delusional fans and I won't try.

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 4101/12/2013

Because they are a Jehovah's Witness and they need to be punched. If you are gay and you tell them that, they will stop blessing you.

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 4301/12/2013

I can't believe that most of you aren't insulted by that "have a blessed day". It offends the hell out of me. I really just want to scream at them and tell them to keep their religion to themselves.

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 4401/12/2013

[all posts by right wing shit-stain # a removed.]

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 4501/12/2013

[quote]You oppose God.

That is like saying, "You oppose water that isn't liquid."

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 4601/13/2013

Have a God day!

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 4701/13/2013

And atheists wonder why they the most unpopular group of all. Unreal

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 4801/19/2013

It's odd that because I'm annoyed by 'Have A Blessed Day' salutations that people take that to mean I am totally anti religion. I'm not. I've rethought it and as someone said, if I'm okay with 'Bless you', when someone sneezes, I'll give this one a pass too. THREAD CLOSED.

by Have A Nice Day always seems pleasant enough to me ......reply 4901/19/2013
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