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How do gay/bi celebs on the down low satisfy their need for cock?

Serious question. People are obviously gay or bi such as Jake G, Lautner, Efron, Cruise...even Z-listers like Mark Consuelos. With the paparazzi constantly shadowing them (or their mates), how are these celebs able to hook up for M2M action? Are they all aware of each other's needs and gather for sex parties? Do they see escorts/porn actors on a regular basis who, at the behest of attornies/agents, signed some sort of contract to keep their mouths shut? Do they sneak out at 3am in a hoodie and head to some adult video joint? Do they do it in plain sight, with their agents tossing a bone to the media with tame news about another client in exchange for their silence?

I'd go crazy without having access to cock on a regular basis. When it comes down to it, these celebs are men with the exact same needs. So how is this all done in Hollywood?

by Anonymousreply 12310/13/2014

Some of us just know how to be very discreet.

by Anonymousreply 301/12/2013

Well, how do you think that Hollywood provider to the stars Scotty made his money? I bet there are new Scottys out there now ...

by Anonymousreply 401/12/2013

fuckable bodyguards

by Anonymousreply 501/12/2013

Christ, is that little baby dyke creature getting pounded by that huge beefy bodyguard? Lucky Biebs.

by Anonymousreply 601/12/2013

They become Scientologists.

by Anonymousreply 1001/12/2013

OP, it might be news to you, but not everybody enjoys going to the porn video joint and sucking off strangers. Look at Jeff Gordon and Mark Consuelos for one answer to your question. For another answer, consider the revelation about Travolta and his pilot, Cary Grant and his male secretaries, and Liberace and his chauffeur.

by Anonymousreply 1101/12/2013

So why doesn't the media probe Consuelos/Gordon? That would make great tabloid fotter. Instead we get Kelly and her happy home.Is someone paying off the paps to steer clear of the Ripsueloses.

by Anonymousreply 1201/12/2013

We're not gay; we were just roommates, dammit! And what cock?! We love the vagine! Realy!

* Ioan Gruffud/Matthew Rhys * Eric Kyle Szmanda/George Eades * Jeremy Renner/Kristoffer Winters * Chase Crawford/Ed Westwick * Penn Badgley/Milo Ventimiglia * Ben Affleck/Matt Damon

by Anonymousreply 1301/12/2013

Many celebs look different when not in make up or when they are not working on a project. My bet is they do hookup discretely, and if someone says "you look like Bradley Cooper", they just say "yeah, I get that a lot".

by Anonymousreply 1501/12/2013

Or, R15, they hook up with someone they know, someone they trust.. like a close friend. Or like an assistant, because they wouldn't dare say anything, they'd be too scared to get fired. Or, like I said upthread, that they'd hook up with other closeted celebs, because well.. they're in the same boat, and they'd never say anything. I also think it would be safe to hook up with other openly gay celebs, just because they've been in the same situation themselves, they're happy with being out, and they'd never intentionally out anyone. When you're gay you know how delicate it is, and outing someone is the worst thing that can happen.

by Anonymousreply 1601/12/2013

[quote]I think many of the celebs on the down low hook up with other celebs, because they know they won't blab about it.. since they're in the same situation themselves and understand.

That's always been what I figured as well.

by Anonymousreply 1701/12/2013

They date in Europe.

by Anonymousreply 1801/12/2013

Celebrities usually have a trusted inner circle of friends who front for them. They keep the fucking to people they know can be trusted or bought off. Closted celebrities often have many close gay friends who will usually hook them up. One of the best known circles in NYC is Cohen/Anderson/Consuelous/Garber/Wittman. If a closted "straight" man is close friends with this circle, he's gay.

by Anonymousreply 2001/12/2013

R20 OK, I'm dumb. Who is the Wittman in that circle? Is Garber = Victor Garber?

by Anonymousreply 2101/12/2013

Garber=Teri Garber

by Anonymousreply 2201/12/2013

Here's another one of unshaved (or carefully trimmed?) Beau. Unfortunately, he's been shaving all or most of it off ever since Desperate Housewives.

by Anonymousreply 2301/12/2013

Somehow I don't think the paparazzi are constantly shadowing Mark Consuelos, OP.

by Anonymousreply 2401/12/2013

Closeted actors go for other closeted or glass closeted actors. Easier to hide because often they work together.

by Anonymousreply 2501/12/2013

First of all, OP, some of them don't want cock. And of course anyone who wants to have sex frequently and anonymously whether a hotel clerk or a movie star can do so with relative ease.

My guess is that the OP is a troll.

by Anonymousreply 2601/12/2013

I think they have "friends" and "employees", aka a "posse". Actually str8 people are allowed to have friends and employees.

by Anonymousreply 2701/12/2013

Damn, what did I do to you bitches?

by Anonymousreply 2901/12/2013

Wittman is Scott Wittman. If you don't know who he then you don't know NYC gay.

by Anonymousreply 3001/12/2013

OP, you should ask Colton Haynes this question since he is the one that satisfying the needs of downlow mens in Hollywood!

by Anonymousreply 3101/12/2013

gym steam rooms are very popular. No photographers there.

Reebcock aka LA sports in New York has a lot of jacking and fucking DL celebs like George Snuffleguppulus.

by Anonymousreply 3301/12/2013

Colton Haynes has the right idea and hook up with other closeted celebrities, go to exotic locations and have an all out cock filled good time.

by Anonymousreply 3401/12/2013

Michael C. Hall got caught getting a bj in the Reebok NY steam room. It was a blind item.

by Anonymousreply 3501/12/2013

What exactly gives people the idea that Mark Consuelous is gay? They married and had kids long before Kelly was famous.

by Anonymousreply 3601/12/2013

Yep, he is living the life r34. Hopefully the cocks he services are hot.

by Anonymousreply 3701/12/2013

R36, he has a body that won't quit, he once took his clothes off for money, he's friends with noted gays, and his wife is hyper.

They want him to be gay, so he's internet gay. No harm, no foul.

by Anonymousreply 3801/12/2013

IKR? It's obvious he's gay friendly, but gay?

by Anonymousreply 3901/12/2013

R30, isn't Scott Wittman as out as out can be?

by Anonymousreply 4001/12/2013

Only Mark Consuelous and Mark Consuelous's boyfriend knows if he is really gay or not.

by Anonymousreply 4101/12/2013

Yeah R20 that sounds really safe and secure if YOU know about it and post about it on DL...Next!

by Anonymousreply 4201/12/2013

R1 and R9, what R7 was objecting to is the way you spelled "discrete." That spelling means separate or distinct.

The word you wanted is "discreet," which means "doesn't run his mouth."

by Anonymousreply 4301/12/2013

Mark Consuelos for example hooks up with Andy Cohen. Why do you think a good looking, wealthy, gay celeb like Cohen is single? Others can get personal assistants who sign confidentiality agreements etc. It's not hard to get someone who won't talk.

by Anonymousreply 4401/12/2013

Regarding Mark Consuelos, I have no idea if he's gay, BUT....I saw him on a subway platform one day, and when I said hi and told him I was a fan, he was incredibly rude and dismissive.

I've met and said hi to many celebrities over the years, and he's in the VERY small minority of those who have been rude. In retrospect, I'm thinking maybe he acted that way because I'm a guy, he's in the closet, and he didn't respond more warmly or politely because he didn't want me or anyone else on the platform to perceive him as gay?

by Anonymousreply 4501/12/2013

[quote]What exactly gives people the idea that Mark Consuelous is gay? They married and had kids long before Kelly was famous.

He's not but he sets off the Datalounge Homo Detector. He's good looking, that alone will gets you points. He is seen in public with male friends. Good looking male celebrities can not have male friends and should only be seen with one's wife or girlfriends. Mark doubles the male friend points buy being fiends with a gay guy, Andy Cohen. That's a definite 50 points right there.

by Anonymousreply 4701/12/2013

I don't know the guy at all, but does he wear tight fitting shirts, R47? That gets you at least another 50 points.

by Anonymousreply 4801/12/2013

ff r1.

by Anonymousreply 4901/12/2013

The next time Mark is on Watch What Happens Live, I dare one of you bitches to call in and pretend like you are going to ask a legit question, and then drop the bomb by asking Mark how he satisfies his need for cock. His reaction will tell us everything!

by Anonymousreply 5001/12/2013

News flash WWHL callers are all friends of the show..they are preselected to call in.

by Anonymousreply 5101/12/2013

r45, Mark has a phobia of tunnels.

by Anonymousreply 5201/12/2013

[quote]Regarding Mark Consuelos, I have no idea if he's gay, BUT....I saw him on a subway platform one day, and when I said hi and told him I was a fan...

I don't know whether to laugh or cringe at that.

by Anonymousreply 5401/12/2013

"For another answer, consider the revelation about Travolta and his pilot, Cary Grant and his male secretaries, and Liberace and his chauffeur."

Or Jim McGreevey/Golan Cipel

by Anonymousreply 5501/12/2013

[quote] Regarding Mark Consuelos, I have no idea if he's gay, BUT....I saw him on a subway platform one day, and when I said hi and told him I was a fan, he was incredibly rude and dismissive.

A fan of what - his bearding? His famewhoring? His ability to be Mr. Kelly Ripa?

Maybe he knows it and that's why he scowled at your statement. He doesn't really DO anything....

by Anonymousreply 5601/12/2013

I never heard that story about Michael C Hall before. I can totally believe he's on the down low.

by Anonymousreply 5701/12/2013

[quote]You hear about woman outing private affairs much more than men. Just another reason to dislike women. So transparent and nasty.

BAHAHAHAHA! No.

by Anonymousreply 5801/12/2013

What's wrong with approaching Mark Consuelos respectfully on a subway platform and telling him I was a fan? I had seen him a few times on TV with Kelly, subbing for Regis, and I thought he was very charming and funny. But he was so cold to me when I spoke to him, it was uncalled for.

Also, how does anyone in this thread know what I look like? To hell with you nasty queens. And I mean that in the nicest way.

by Anonymousreply 5901/12/2013

Consuelos doesn't really seem gay to me, just Italian pretty boy.

Anyway, this thread shouldn't skew heavily toward Mark Consuelos.

by Anonymousreply 6001/12/2013

They have boyfriends.....they just refer to them differently than other people. (this is my personal trainer, agent, manager, personal assistant, producing partner.....)

by Anonymousreply 6101/12/2013

Never heard anything about Mark Consuelous being gay. That dude is hot as hell.

by Anonymousreply 6201/12/2013

Some of them can go without sex for a long time. Some of them would rather "be with themselves" as opposed to another person.

by Anonymousreply 6301/12/2013

Why is he doing extra work on American Horror Story? Did Jessica have has lines cut?

by Anonymousreply 6401/12/2013

R59, it was NY, correct? It's the same reaction most NYers have when approached by a homeless person, or any stranger for that matter. You don't know if they're crazy and about to pull out a knife or a gun on you. I lived there for several years, and it's something you usually don't do. It's even scarier when someone approaches you in a subway station nowadays; you half-suspect someone is about to push you onto the rails.

Or maybe it wasn't him. What the hell would Mark be doing in a subway station?! More likely, he'd either have a private car or he'd take a cab. It might've been a case of mistaken identity. There are lots of hot Latinos in NY.

by Anonymousreply 6501/12/2013

[quote]Or maybe it wasn't him. What the hell would Mark be doing in a subway station?! More likely, he'd either have a private car or he'd take a cab

sometimes Ms. Ripa forgets to give him his pocket money for the week.

by Anonymousreply 6601/12/2013

They ring up Nathan Lane.

by Anonymousreply 6701/12/2013

R66, do you live in NYC? I have seen everyone on the subway! If I have seen people such as Jason Bateman, Olympia Dukakis, Chris Noth, even opera singer Renee Fleming, etc on the subway, then Mark Consuelos should not be a surprise.

In any case, if Anderson does not bike to work, he will ride the subway as well.

by Anonymousreply 6801/12/2013

Mark knows how to play in the steam room

by Anonymousreply 6901/12/2013

Mark Consuelos and Jeff Gordon? Really? Now THAT would be hot pocket gay action!

by Anonymousreply 7001/12/2013

[quote]In any case, if Anderson does not bike to work, he will ride the subway as well.

Is this for real? Dear God. How can he stand people staring not to mention all the disgusting things that go on daily in NYC subways? Doesn't he have a car and driver to insulate him from the teaming masses?

by Anonymousreply 7101/12/2013

R65, that's true. I have a lot of friends who live in LA/WeHo and it's just unspoken law that you DO. NOT. SPEAK. to a celebrity. I assumed it was the same in NYC.

by Anonymousreply 7201/12/2013

someone make a cunty flyover joke about r72 please.

by Anonymousreply 7301/12/2013

About six years ago, Jeff Gordon was filling in for Regis who was away. When Jeff and Kelly were chatting at the beginning of "Live" she laughed at how sleepy he seemed and told the audience that Jeff and her hubby had stayed out all night and he just got to the station in time to get ready and Mark was late in helping the kids get off to school.

by Anonymousreply 7501/12/2013

A couple of years ago there used to be a lot of swinger blinds all over the interwebs who people guessed were Mr and Mrs Consuelos.

by Anonymousreply 7601/12/2013

R13, add Ackles/Padalecki to that list too. Roommates, sure!

by Anonymousreply 7701/12/2013

[quote]I think many of the celebs on the down low hook up with other celebs

Thinking of a threesome - McBongo, Jakey G. and Lance Armstrong.

by Anonymousreply 7801/12/2013

very easily. you make friends and contacts within the industry. i work in showbiz and i know gay, lesbian and bisexual actors, actresses and singers. ive hooked up with actors and producers (hot ones not fat and ugly ones) see all people involved know that a leak would hurt everyone involved. the mistake John Travolta made was seeking and loving outside of his circle. i mean guys that give massages and private pilots, come on really?

and also if you are going to stray outside the industry have the common courtesy to give substantial hush money. to silence and make your mess go away. and stay away from hookers and escorts or craigslist and such.

by Anonymousreply 7901/12/2013

[quote]What's wrong with approaching Mark Consuelos respectfully on a subway platform and telling him I was a fan?

Perhaps he was just being careful that you weren't a weirdo that throws people off the platform. It happens you know.

by Anonymousreply 8001/12/2013

r40 Yes he has been out and with Marc Shaiman. However, he has many "straight" friends in show business.

by Anonymousreply 8201/12/2013

[quote]fantasies about a married man with children.

Sounds like the mindless mutterings based on a fundie frau mentality. The morons all think a married man with children has to be straight.

by Anonymousreply 8301/12/2013

Just date within showbiz. It is in everyones career interest to keep the secrets.

Modeling is also like this.

by Anonymousreply 8501/12/2013

Hear, hear, r84.

by Anonymousreply 8601/12/2013

Although, R79, plenty of fairly well-known people hook up with "nobodies", particularly when traveling or doing something on location. I'm not talking super legendary celebrities or anything (unless the hush factor you mentioned), but a lot of those who do it seem to have a pretty good sense for safe bets.

by Anonymousreply 8701/12/2013

confidentiality agreements....they meet somebody, they like them, the lawyer calls them , they sign the papers, then they are afraid to talk because of the potential lawsuit.

by Anonymousreply 8801/13/2013

R45 This really doesn't surprise me. I too have met several celebs over the years and surprisingly it's the A, B, and C-listers that are nicest and the D-listers have been the rudest. I guess the D-listers are bitter about how shitty their careers are.

by Anonymousreply 8901/13/2013

I work in PR in LA. We have some pretty big clients. One, when he was single would fuck anything, guys more than girls though. To further his career he decided to get married, his wife was famous as well but more b list. She told him"if we do this no more men" and they got married and had kids. He stuck to that for a little bit but would find some younger up and comer on his set and "guide" his career which worked out for us because we got more clients that way. Oh and to the poster who said Ripa was not famous when Consuelos and she got together, she was. They were both on All My Children - that was where they met and got married and how she got the hosting gig on Regis.

by Anonymousreply 9001/13/2013

Me too. Sometimes I wonder how the fangurls can buy all the BS we feed them.

by Anonymousreply 9101/13/2013

"I have a lot of friends who live in LA/WeHo and it's just unspoken law that you DO. NOT. SPEAK. to a celebrity. I assumed it was the same in NYC."

Of course it is true in NYC R72.

by Anonymousreply 9201/13/2013

I never saw Mark Consuelos except as fill-in host on Live with Regis and Kelly. I could not tell if he is gay, but he is as dumb as the dust bunnies under my bed. Even less intelligent than his wife, and I would not think that was possible if had not witnessed it.

by Anonymousreply 9301/13/2013

Does anyone remember the name of the gay resort near St. Pete where he used to hang out during his stripper days?

by Anonymousreply 9401/13/2013

r90...so who is it?? they can never trace the leak to you...

by Anonymousreply 9501/13/2013

r88 confidentiality agreements are mostly for people who work for celebrities, not so much for one night or short term fucking. It truly is more a trusted circle of people and an occasional health or gay club dalliance. Hell's Kitchen in NYC has a few places where this type of hookup goes on.

by Anonymousreply 9601/13/2013

R90 and R95, Kevin Bacon?

by Anonymousreply 9701/13/2013

Ben Affleck, R95

by Anonymousreply 9801/13/2013

Tyler Perry does it by offering his trade small roles in his movies and plays.

by Anonymousreply 9901/13/2013

um, just for the record, Tyler Perry is not gay. He is engaged to marry model Gelila Bekele. I know, I know, that means nothing on datalounge, but the reality is that he is straight.

by Anonymousreply 10001/13/2013

[quote]um, just for the record, Tyler Perry is not gay.

by Anonymousreply 10101/13/2013

r97 I was thinking bacon or broderick but since Broderick was already established as a theater actor long before SJP and not leading man material, I tend to think he did not marry to advance his career. My guess would be kevin bacon.

by Anonymousreply 10201/13/2013

I could never tell - even if no one could figure out who I am if I out that person they know what firm it came from and I screw my life. Yes PR people, Agents, Actors all read these blogs. Some even participate. I know of one Big name like A+++ actor who participated on a celeb gossip blog (not this one). He has named names and confirmed BIs. When I started work in PR I thought all that stuff was not real..the rumors. One week later I am dropping off material to a client on set and he is flashing me his cock in his trailer...married with kids too. The best advice I ever got was "these people are not your friends, never forget that."

by Anonymousreply 10301/15/2013

r103 I think we all know by now that Robert Downey, Jr is a participant in blogs and blind item postings.

by Anonymousreply 10401/15/2013

r103 that is what people think - what if more than one a lister used the same handle..hmm?

by Anonymousreply 10501/16/2013

"I think we all know by now that Robert Downey, Jr is a participant in blogs and blind item postings"

Only according to Entertainment Lawyer fantards

by Anonymousreply 10601/16/2013

R90 does sound like Kevin Bacon.

by Anonymousreply 10710/13/2014

Most of those people aren't gay. But then again, why no shirtless pics of Bill Hemmer or David Muir or lots of others. Do they never swim? With cell phones everywhere you'd think there'd be a few.

by Anonymousreply 10810/13/2014

I've seen shirtless pictures of Bill Hemmer but none recently. Some showed him waterskiing.

by Anonymousreply 10910/13/2014

R100 might be the first person I've seen in denial about Tyler Perry being gay.

Also don't forget escort agencies people. Escorts who care about their career would never kiss and tell, it is a safe way for celebrities to play.

by Anonymousreply 11010/13/2014

It's a combination of people who are paid to be discreet (porn stars, escorts) and trusted people who you know won't squeal. Plus putting your bf on the payroll and making him sign a confidentiality agreement.

by Anonymousreply 11110/13/2014

R110 True, but when they give up escorting, all bets are off.

by Anonymousreply 11210/13/2014

Escorts are humans too, they generally have zero desire to hurt clients that treated them well and who they built a relationship with through their work.

Really when you think about it, how many male escorts have come forward to name names about famous clients? Very few.

by Anonymousreply 11310/13/2014

R113 Good point.

by Anonymousreply 11410/13/2014

Plus without proof (video, pics) who is going to believe the word of a common whore.

by Anonymousreply 11510/13/2014

^ correct. "Big Red" named some of his celebrity clients but most people just dismissed it. It's easy to see skanky people as being liars (even if they're not) and beyond DNA samples or (in the case of het sex) a paternity test it's very hard to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that you did or did not have sex with someone.

by Anonymousreply 11610/13/2014

"Big Red" died "accidentally" not long after the revelations, correct?

I would think that would be enough of an incentive to keep any escort's mouth shut.

by Anonymousreply 11710/13/2014

I didn't hear that Big Red had died but maybe I missed something. I did hear that the trans prostitute that Eddie Murphy "helped" died from falling out of a window....

by Anonymousreply 11810/13/2014

If you are a closeted rapper, then you have what you would call an entourage follow you around. You would describe them as friends from back home usually. Every now and then possibly a trainer.

You would then go on Instagram, and find some broad who is willing to beard. Can't have those gay rumors floating around. This chick calls herself a Video Vixen or Internet Model. Which basically means I take selfies all day everyday, and have no real job. Will fuck for a Prada bag.

by Anonymousreply 11910/13/2014

"Do they sneak out at 3am in a hoodie and head to some adult video joint?"

No, we "walk our dogs" at 3am

by Anonymousreply 12010/13/2014

Or you bang your driver, R120.

by Anonymousreply 12110/13/2014

I love R93!

by Anonymousreply 12210/13/2014

Was it Matt LeBlanc who lived with his driver?

by Anonymousreply 12310/13/2014
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