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I think I might have the VD but I don't have the HIV.

I just got my HIV result back and I'm eternally grateful. It has the neg.

But I think I might have prostatitis, the VD, or diabetes. My pee smells funny. But my symptoms end when I drink the alcohols.

Given the choice, I reckon I'd have those. Wouldn't ye also?

Overall, I'm grateful.

by Anonymousreply 1101/30/2013

"the" HIV?

get lost troll

by Anonymousreply 101/11/2013

Your post has the EST.

by Anonymousreply 201/12/2013

Get thee to the doctor. Prostatitis is not VD, and it's no big deal. Antibiotics and your cured.

by Anonymousreply 301/12/2013

You ought ot be drinkning gallons of water and cranberry juice. It is possible you have a kidney or a bladder infection nither of which is a good thing to ignore. Fine OP. Glad your not pos. But when your dick falls off because you ignored symptoms of other shit you will regret not getting it checked out.

by Anonymousreply 401/12/2013

Cranberry always works.

by Anonymousreply 501/12/2013

I was a little drunk last night, sorry. Cute and disease don't go together.

by Anonymousreply 601/12/2013

I don't have an STD either.

Yay. Guess I'm just an old coot.

by Anonymousreply 701/30/2013

You're a whore, darlin'.

by Anonymousreply 801/30/2013

Then again, it could be the asparagus.

by Anonymousreply 901/30/2013

Asparagus always make an odor and color a deep yellow too. But honestly, OP needs to drink a lot of water. If his pee smell doesn't go away and the color of his urine clears up with drinking water, he needs to go get checked out.or his dick will definitely fall off.

by Anonymousreply 1001/30/2013

Ye sound like a bit of a tard.

by Anonymousreply 1101/30/2013
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