Joe Jonas outed as gay after Taylor Swift and Harry Styles break up
So it looks like Joe Jonas may be gay. His photographer inadvertently outed him in a rant on Tumblr about Taylor Swift breaking up with Harry Styles.
Rob Hoffman wrote:
"How many break-ups is it going to take for you girls to realize that Taylor Swift isn’t a good role model unless your dream in life is to die alone? The only redeeming quality of any boy band these days is betting on wHich one is going to date Taylor Swift, and as a result, come out of the closet 2 months later."
The only boy band members that Taylor has dated are: Harry Styles and Joe Jonas. Harry hasn’t come out, so…
Also, the reason for Harry Styles dumping Taylor Swift is because she didn’t want to have sex with him — and just wanted to talk about antiques, according to RADAR.
So Taylor is a prude — and now she has an image crisis with everyone thinking she’s a whore for having very public relationships that last only a couple of months. The irony.
Lessons of the day:
Joe Jonas is gay
Taylor Swift is a whore
Harry Styles loves sex
|by Anonymous||reply 64||05/07/2015|
He sounds like a child himself...
|by Anonymous||reply 1||01/11/2013|
Taylor Swift is not a whore.
She is Lesbian.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||01/11/2013|
When did Joe Jonas come out "two months later?"
|by Anonymous||reply 4||01/11/2013|
Taylor is not a lesbian, she's an attention whore. Where do you all come up with this shit?
|by Anonymous||reply 5||01/11/2013|
Taylor Swift is a IRL Troll. Ignore her and she'll go away.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||01/11/2013|
Dumb shits, this article OP posted is online but he didn't link to it.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||01/11/2013|
R7, so is Aniston but her ass won't go away!
|by Anonymous||reply 14||01/11/2013|
LOL, who is R13 talking to?
|by Anonymous||reply 15||01/11/2013|
If she really likes to talk about antiques, that's rather charming!
|by Anonymous||reply 16||01/11/2013|
No, OP, it's not accurate to call someone who's frigid a "whore."
She's obviously not whorish enough!
|by Anonymous||reply 17||01/11/2013|
Joe's yummy hairy hole tight and rip
|by Anonymous||reply 18||01/11/2013|
I think all 3 of them are gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||01/12/2013|
[quote]Also, the reason for Harry Styles dumping Taylor Swift is because she didn’t want to have sex with him — and just wanted to talk about antiques
Why did Taylor want to talk about Madonna?
|by Anonymous||reply 21||01/12/2013|
Joe Jonas has a serious heroin problem.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||01/12/2013|
Joe Jonass was outed when he was shopping in NYC with his fuck buddy.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||01/12/2013|
Settle down. OP must have forgotten to link this site where this was written word for word (at link)
|by Anonymous||reply 24||01/12/2013|
I think Taylor Swift is probably asexual, she comes across as mostly sexless even when they try and tart her up for magazine covers and awards shows.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||01/12/2013|
Joe Jonas has been gay for a long time.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||01/12/2013|
My brother is not the gay one
|by Anonymous||reply 28||01/12/2013|
Oh, Kevin, it's alright. You and your brother can both be gay.
Just be grateful you have two hot brothers. Think how much cock you've gotten simply by virtue of being related to Joe and Nick.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||01/12/2013|
Any male who "dates" Taylor Swift is gay.
Too late Harry Styles. You are a closeted homosexual, the world knows now.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||01/12/2013|
[quote]So where have you gotten your access to her bedroom? Oh, I bet you "just know", doncha?
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see that most of her relationships are totally fake. Like the flaming Taylor Lautner would ever fuck her.. lol. Or the other closet cases she's dated. They're gay, they don't like or want her pussy. She's merely a business transaction, that's all.
And btw.. I don't like Taylor at all, but I would never call her a whore because she's slept with all those guys when I seriously doubt she's slept with any of them except maybe two or three guys. She's basically had a few real relationships, I believe that Connor guy was real, and I also believe the John Mayer story. Taylor Lautner, Harry Styles, Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllenhaal.. all were bearding relationships imo.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||01/12/2013|
Taylor has had more public relationships than Kim Kardashian. Who's the whore now?
|by Anonymous||reply 32||01/13/2013|
I don't get this. I don't see any outing of Joe Jonas. Joe isn't out and nothing the photographer said seems to be outing him either. ? Confused.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||01/13/2013|
@R11 Why didn't you sign your post, Cheryl?
|by Anonymous||reply 34||01/13/2013|
OP, I don't think he pited Joe. Maybe Joe is gay. But he wasn't outed. Why? Because he would've made headlines. But if you look at Joe's subsequent behavior, I don't think he's the gay Jonas.
Poor Joe's ma had to take the phone out of his hands and tell Taylor to leave him the fuck alone. Then Taylor wrote a really ugly song about Camilla Belle, a hit song, BTW, whom Joe dated after her.
Joe also dumped some other Tween "star" so he could steady date Ashley Greene from the Twilight movies. They were together for about two years.
Taylor's an unbalanced stalker type, and my interpretation is, this guy was criticizing the tween girls who are Taylor fans, who chase after boy banders, then get angry when Taylor gets dumped and call the boy bander gay.
It's pretty standard for Taylor, who I believe is very likelya homophobe, so she'd encourage that kind of campaign. (She's a Catholic, who leans toward conservative.)
Personally I think Harry Styles looks like a 12 yr old girl, so even if he is gay, which I think is possible, he doesn't appeal to me.
Is Taylor a lesbian? Very possibly. At the very least she's as cold as a stone when it comes to guys. I know these things because, sad to say, my 16 yr old sister was a Jonas/Swift fan. "Was" being the operative word.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||01/13/2013|
[quote]Also, the reason for Harry Styles dumping Taylor Swift is because she didn’t want to have sex with him — and just wanted to talk about antiques, according to RADAR.
Erm no dear, that's just one lame ass story after the last lame ass excuse/story, none of which can be known, since none of these people talk to anyone/the press. Made up bullshit would be my thoughts.
[quote]So where have you gotten your access to her bedroom? Oh, I bet you "just know", doncha?
Because it makes more fucking sense than the myriad of ridiculous, prying assumptions that she's a.) a whore b.) a serial dater cum victim.
Please, all these people are just doing the PR thing. It's not only obvious it's glaringly so.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||01/13/2013|
WTF cares about Taylor and why the screaming trolls' defense for her? She's a mediocrity, a blight on the culture, and she is definitely a whore. An Attention Whore.
Don't even try to compare Jennifer Aniston to her. No oneis like Taylor. She's in your face 24/7, 365. They play her music at fucking Home Depot on the intercom for fuck's sake. her music is garbage, her concerts are garbage, and her voice is garbage.
Her marketing plan isy simple. Date someone famous. Someone most girls would love to date. Have some photo op dates and play it out, then a break up and a new album. Wash, rinse, repeat.
Except apparently she believes these introductions, these "get accquainted" sessions, these PR meet & greets evolve into real relationships. She's very unstable.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||01/13/2013|
I don't even like what Taylor does and I'm not a fan or 'defending' her.
I think her whole schtick is fucking tiresome and pathetic in the extreme BUT it IS PR-driven. All these relationships are. They are solely designed to get attention. Us sitting here arguing over it means she achieves her aims becase it gets people talking about her.
I buy she is gay and closeted before I buy the angst-ridden drivel about every one of her boring, mismatched relationships with males.
I just don't buy she is a victim. I buy she is repped by people who spin her in whatever way sells to get maximum attention.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||01/13/2013|
[quote]Taylor Lautner, Harry Styles, Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllenhaal.. all were bearding relationships imo.
She also went out with Tim Tebow.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||01/13/2013|
Joe is virginal because he's a good boy.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||01/13/2013|
Meaning what? He's never been fucked in the ear canal? Because there's nowhere else on that boy's body that hasn't been well used.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||01/15/2013|
Any girl who is sexually attracted to Harry Styles or Justin Bieber are closet Lesbians.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||08/10/2013|
Swift is the quintessential beard. Period.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||08/10/2013|
Swift is so desperate, they even made us try to believe she and Ed Sheeran were an item. Hardly her "type", looks like she'll go with anyone.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||08/10/2013|
I think at least two of them are gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||08/10/2013|
The only one worth bothering about is Nick.
Mmmmmmmmmmm. Dat ass!
|by Anonymous||reply 47||08/10/2013|
Swifty also went out with Patrick Schwarzenegger. Then she went after Patrick's cousin and overnight bought a multi-million $ McMansion across the street from the Kennedy compound. That's when she and Connor crashed a Kennedy reception and were told to leave, twice, by the mother of the bride.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||08/10/2013|
all three a gay. A blind man can see Harry is now dating that horrible little squeeky dj Rick Rimsore.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||09/18/2013|
[all posts by flame bait troll #11 removed (violent racist homophobic right-wing misogynist), ISP notified with full text of all posts.]
|by Anonymous||reply 50||09/18/2013|
R17 is right. How can she be a whore if she won't have sex and she has her own money?
|by Anonymous||reply 52||09/18/2013|
She comes from money, too. Daddy pays people to write the songs she claims to have written. He also bought her an auto-tune machine that got her started.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||03/09/2014|
Surely people hired to write songs could come up with better lyrics...?
|by Anonymous||reply 54||03/10/2014|
Are these beards in fact homophobes? They are willingly concealing a gay celebrity for money or otherwise. Why aren't these beards chastised as much as the closeted gay celebrity? They are both evil and liars in my eyes.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||03/10/2014|
They're probably bearding for each other. There's no real proof to show that she's straight.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||03/10/2014|
She's been linked to several females.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||03/11/2014|
Joe Jonas was seen working at a chromium recycling plant. Joe is foreman for chrome removal from old car bumpers. Sucking chrome off a bumper has always been a requisite for declaring someone to be a homosucsual.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||03/11/2014|
Joe Jonas probably won't come out for another ten years. He's waiting for his buddy, Zefron, to take the lead in this.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||03/17/2014|
[quote]Because it makes more fucking sense than the myriad of ridiculous, prying assumptions that she's a.) a whore b.) a serial dater cum victim.
Cum victim? More like cum dumpster.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||03/18/2014|
If Joe becomes a tranny, he'll get more attention from his bestie Kellan Lutz.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||03/20/2014|
Musicians are astounded that Taylor Swift can sing so consistently flat. They hear her voice go into Autotune and wonder if she will ever sing even one note that's on pitch. They hope to hear just one note that matches the music, but it never happens.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||09/20/2014|
Taylor Swift is gay friendly. Joe Jonas = gay. Harry Styles = gay. Taylor Lautner = gay. Jake Gillenhall = gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||09/21/2014|