The most common lies you find on dating and hookup sites
1.Here's a recent picture of me! (Translation: Here's a picture of me in 1995)
2.I'm 6 feet tall! (Translation: I'm 5'10")
3.People say I'm attractive (Translation: People say I'm attractive...when they're standing ten feet away and it's dark out)
|by Anonymous||reply 82||01/17/2013|
I don't go to dating and hookup sites.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||01/10/2013|
"Ï don't usually do this ..."
|by Anonymous||reply 3||01/10/2013|
"I like to skydive and go whitewater rafting on weekends"
|by Anonymous||reply 7||01/10/2013|
I read these things and I think, Wow, everyone's out hiking!
|by Anonymous||reply 10||01/10/2013|
"I'm a nice guy" almost always means that you're great at rationalizing borderline sociopathic behavior. When I see that phrase, I avoid.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||01/10/2013|
I have a GF that is out of town
|by Anonymous||reply 13||01/10/2013|
"I wrestle at 125 on my hs team" = wrestle at 160.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||01/10/2013|
r12, have you read the "Nice guys of OKCupid" blog?
|by Anonymous||reply 15||01/10/2013|
Recently got this one:
"I'm a man with discerning tastes and into quality. I'm a classy, masculine man and that's what I seek in a partner. Equiped with a virgin ass that will yeild to the right man."
All typos are original. Basically, Liberace, right? hehe
|by Anonymous||reply 16||01/10/2013|
32 inch waist.Yeah right.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||01/10/2013|
My wife won't do certain things I enjoy.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||01/10/2013|
Not a lie, but common is when guys who have zero pictures posted and couldn't be bothered to fill out their profile send this email:
Hot! Got any more pics?
|by Anonymous||reply 20||01/10/2013|
[quote]I'm a man with discerning tastes and into quality. I'm a classy, masculine man and that's what I seek in a partner. Equiped with a virgin ass that will yeild to the right man
What's he means by "discerning tastes" is they have to have a dick.
And who's got a virgin ass anymore?
|by Anonymous||reply 21||01/10/2013|
"x" inches. Why do people make up this shit? An exaggerated number makes me more likely to click him off.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||01/10/2013|
"'I wrestle at 125 on my hs team' = wrestle at 160."
I have no idea what this means.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||01/10/2013|
"I'm an athlete" = "Haven't played sports since high school"
|by Anonymous||reply 25||01/11/2013|
"Football-player build" = "So morbidly obese I have to bathe with a washrag on a stick"
|by Anonymous||reply 26||01/11/2013|
"Not a bottom but really would like to try it with the right guy"
|by Anonymous||reply 28||01/11/2013|
r28, you need to get out more.
If there were no tops then no one would ever get laid.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||01/11/2013|
I'm 42 yo and have never been with a guy= I'm 52 and havnt been with a guy since this morning.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||01/12/2013|
Big old Mary bottoms who won't admit they love meth, Gaga and cock.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||01/13/2013|
I like this guy's. Typical of a male, he wants all the goodies of a relationship, but none of the responsibility or work involved.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||01/13/2013|
40's is really late forties to mid 50's Discreet, except the pictures I post of my face and dick all over the internet Another mention for "football player build". That always means fat.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||01/13/2013|
Jock. This one confuses me, that so many gays refer to themselves as "jocks". To me a jock is a dumb oaf who plays sports, could be skinny, fat, built, etc. But gays interpret jock to mean anyone who works out, or runs, or hell, has a gym membership.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||01/13/2013|
R34 Or anyone who owns a jockstrap!
|by Anonymous||reply 35||01/13/2013|
Can't believe this one hasn't been mentioned but...
______ (age) but look ______ (age minus 10)
(of course, the first age itself is probably at least five years off)
|by Anonymous||reply 36||01/13/2013|
R21, I have a "virgin" ass, but I am not advertising it on craigslist. It will still be "virgin" when I die.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||01/13/2013|
"Partnered / not looking for hookups" (this seen on a Grindr profile featuring the man's naked torso)
"Just checking things out"
"Looking for the guy who'll get me to delete my Grindr profile!" (seen that one repeatedly)
"Discrete" (sp) ... even though I have my face plastered on a gay hookup app
Not a "lie" per se, but if they're wearing a cap in their pic, 99 times out of 100 they're bald
|by Anonymous||reply 38||01/13/2013|
I like the fat guys who post pictures of themselves and tell you number of times they go to the gym per week.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||01/13/2013|
Just want to be friends. No sex. Then post naked pictures of themselves with legs up in the air or on all fours and butt checks spread. Huh?
|by Anonymous||reply 41||01/13/2013|
Looking to explore or try something new. This is my first time (translation = this week) or strictly a top but with right (translation = any man) man I might bottom.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||01/13/2013|
Versatile = I bottom and I knit!
|by Anonymous||reply 43||01/15/2013|
"I'm a curvy gal" translates to "I weigh 250 or more and there are no curves, just fat rolls".
|by Anonymous||reply 44||01/15/2013|
Oh, I love the guys who say they're 'masculine' and are only looking for 'masculine' guys, and then their eyebrows are perfectly arched and they have on guyscara.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||01/15/2013|
No one over 40 (when they list their age at 42 and joined 5 years ago lol)
Non Smoker - smokes No Drugs - I just use tina Anything Goes - I have hep c and now so do you
Open Relationship - I am allowed to see other people as long as he does not find out.
Can only meet at your place - married
|by Anonymous||reply 46||01/15/2013|
This has happened a few times to me. Someone contacts me and their profile says they drink often and take drugs. When I tell them that's a deal breaker they respond by saying, "Oh, I just put that in there as a joke."
|by Anonymous||reply 47||01/15/2013|
"no Drama' = don't be like my last three failed attempts at a relationship
|by Anonymous||reply 48||01/15/2013|
The guy claiming to be versatile and once you entertain a conversation about a possible meeting they start to manipulate you into what THEY are looking for. They are bottoms, have no interest in anything except their assholes and getting filled up with all the dick they can get. Don't get me wrong, if you have a hot ass or just an ass that appeals to me I am a fucker. Will fuck that night and day and more. If I don't like your ass I am not a fucker. Not wanting to fuck you doesn't mean I don't want to do other things with you. If someone is truly versatile there is no need for a specific conversation about what exactly your meeting might entail.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||01/15/2013|
R48 is right. If you have to mention drama...
|by Anonymous||reply 50||01/15/2013|
"work hard, play hard." Usually, they do neither of those things.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||01/15/2013|
Safe sex only!!!!! No exceptions!!!
Unless you're neg...
|by Anonymous||reply 52||01/15/2013|
"Can only meet at your place - married"
Yep! Also, any guy who is wary of posting photos of himself is married and/or closeted (this happened to me, I hooked up with a guy who was "locally famous" and a married closet case)
|by Anonymous||reply 53||01/15/2013|
Discreet, married, so don't post my pics= I'm ugly so hopefully you'll fall for my bs, and once you do see me, you'll be too horny/tired to call it off.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||01/15/2013|
I have to wonder. Do the guys who post no pictures ever hook up? Who would agree to talk to someone let alone meet them without knowing what they look like?
|by Anonymous||reply 55||01/15/2013|
I can't post pics because I have to be discreet usually means I'm really unattractive and if you saw my pic, you'd shoot me down.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||01/15/2013|
[quote]This has happened a few times to me. Someone contacts me and their profile says they drink often and take drugs. When I tell them that's a deal breaker they respond by saying, "Oh, I just put that in there as a joke."
Yeah a similar thing happened to me. Got invited to chat by a 27-year-old and I told him that he was unlikely to be my type as I like older guys. He then writes back saying that he was actually 43 and he had simply forgotten to update the age on his ad.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||01/15/2013|
[quote]Do the guys who post no pictures ever hook up? Who would agree to talk to someone let alone meet them without knowing what they look like?
Sometimes you have to take a chance... but, of course, meet in public first. My hottest regular buddy was a guy with no pictures, but he sent me a message that hit all the right buttons and the more we emailed back and forth the more we realized we were looking for the same thing, so, it was worth taking the risk for me. We had a hot affair of meeting once or twice a week for 7 months straight until work transferred him out of town. Hottest sex I've ever had.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||01/15/2013|
R55, yes those guys do get hits. I even tried that theory out...
I created a fake profile with no pics. In the text, I wrote something like: Straight guy here with serious GF. I'm VGL and masculine. Not into gay guys, only looking for other straight guys to suck my big dick. Don't ask for pics because you won't get them. Total alpha straight male here. Only into very masculine guys.
I got lots of replies from self-loathing gays who believed (or desperately wanted to believe) everything I said.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||01/15/2013|
R58= posts no pics on his profile so comes up with a story encouraging others to hook up with guys who don't post pics because it will result in the "hottest sex."
|by Anonymous||reply 60||01/15/2013|
Stocky, linebacker-build, hefty, large, big.
You're fat. Just say so.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||01/15/2013|
"Been told I'm good-looking" = Yes, by my mother and my students at the school for the blind.
"Nice guy" = Life's doormat
"Yo Bro, s'up?" = Spoken by an over the hill A&F wearing, Eminem listening White Party reject
"Top" = Bottom
"Bottom" = Top (surprise!)
|by Anonymous||reply 62||01/15/2013|
I don't know if this is necessarily a lie, but it seems to me that for as many as like "romantic walks along the beach", the beaches would be like Grand Central Station!
|by Anonymous||reply 63||01/15/2013|
Only play safe = drinking gallons of jizz.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||01/15/2013|
[quote][R58]= posts no pics on his profile
Believe what you want to.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||01/15/2013|
"Looking for LTR"
I want to stalk someone for two weeks until I find enough defects to move on. All of our dates will seem like job interviews.
I will constantly tell you how 'wealthy' I am. Please don't notice my cheap shoes or the fact I eat like a savage.
We're about the same age, but I probably won't settle for you. The cocks I ride on the side are usually very young, dumb, and poor.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||01/15/2013|
"Frat boy" = 30-something
"Straight-acting" = Richard Simmons lookalike
|by Anonymous||reply 67||01/15/2013|
I don't understand why everyone on here is so rude? Were people not taught any manners?= Will only respond to extremely hot guys and ignore anyone who doesn't meet their hotness standard.
Hate drama= that doesn't center around ME.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||01/15/2013|
R63 "I like the idea of you imagining me strolling on a beach, hiking, surfing while kayaking, and white water river rafting."
|by Anonymous||reply 69||01/15/2013|
"D/D free" = Undetectable viral load, as long as I didn't have a meth binge this week.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||01/15/2013|
[quote]Versatile = I bottom and I knit!
He's only truly versatile if he bottoms WHILE knitting.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||01/15/2013|
I'll be honest, I have met some really hot guys that wouldn't send a picture. Sometimes it is worth taking a chance, you can always walk away, I have several times when someone's picture was so outdated and inaccurate. "sorry, I'm just not feeling it."
|by Anonymous||reply 72||01/15/2013|
This is going to be hard for you old Primetimers to believe but most people never go to online dating sites.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||01/15/2013|
Maybe I'm not selective enough, but I don't have a problem with 5' 10" becoming a full six feet. Big Deal!
|by Anonymous||reply 74||01/15/2013|
Yeah, but you probably have a problem with 4 inches becoming 8.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||01/15/2013|
"I don't have any pics of my cock, but I've never had any complaints."
Then, you meet them and realize they probably never had any compliments on it either. I ain't sucking that thang.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||01/15/2013|
I meet guys online all the time (yeah I am a whore so what)...I only have pics of my cock because I am pretty well hung and get attention from guys looking for that. I'm in good shape all that blah blah blah and truly versatile..the biggest lie I have seen is dick size. I get a lot of big dick tops all wanting to fuck me..you know the ones who have 9" or more listed. I always make a deal with them..if my cock is bigger than yours I get to fuck you..only lost that bet once lol.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||01/15/2013|
r77, I had a guy tell me he was 8.5 inches. When I met him I pulled up to him when we were both erect and my dick was an inch bigger than his (I'm 7). I called him out on it and he insisted that I must be 9.5 inches and that I had measured wrong, not him.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||01/15/2013|
[quote]This is going to be hard for you old Primetimers to believe but most people never go to online dating sites.
So where do they go R73?
|by Anonymous||reply 79||01/15/2013|
R79- the answer is Dennys during the old geezer grand slam breakfast morning special
|by Anonymous||reply 80||01/17/2013|
This is a really funny thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||01/17/2013|
"Just looking for friends" = if you are half way decent looking I will take your load.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||01/17/2013|