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Chris Kluwe and his FLIP-FLOPPED FEETS!

interviewed by Stephen Colbert!

(Where are you, resident Flip-Flopped Feets troll? When I saw this I instantly thought of you. Hope you like!)

by Fan of the FFF trollreply 3901/25/2013

Hot!!!

by Fan of the FFF trollreply 101/15/2013

I don't understand why guys wear knit caps indoors. Was it that cold on stage?

by Fan of the FFF trollreply 201/15/2013

He is so sexy. Such a tight, lithe body... Skinny and hairy, with a great smile.

by Fan of the FFF trollreply 301/16/2013

Here's a still for those of us too lazy to watch the video. (Actually, it wouldn't load for me.)

by Fan of the FFF trollreply 401/16/2013

Our hunky hero is writing a book. He just announced it on Twitter.

by Fan of the FFF trollreply 501/18/2013

Does Kluwe read the Datalounge? He joked about wearing sandals in one of his Tweets. Hmmmm.

by Fan of the FFF trollreply 601/18/2013

Chris Kluwe is so hot.

And so smart and eloquent, which just makes him hotter in my eyes.

(He's also like a foot and a half taller than me, which makes me just about jizz when I see him in a photo!)

by Fan of the FFF trollreply 701/18/2013

He's 6' 4", and weighs 215 lbs. Nice. Really, really nice. Tall and well muscled. Yeah!!

And then there was this bit of news earlier today:

[quote]Chris Kluwe, the Minnesota Vikings punter who became Salon’s sexiest man after he penned a scathing, impassioned letter supporting gay marriage, is now releasing a book that promises more “uncensored personal essays.” The book, “Beautifully Unique Sparkleponies,” derives its name from a line in the now-famous letter Kluwe wrote to Maryland pol Emmet C. Burns Jr.

by Fan of the FFF trollreply 801/18/2013

Them's some big ol' feets.

by Fan of the FFF trollreply 901/18/2013

He needs to rest them on my face, and then let me suck on his toes.

by Fan of the FFF trollreply 1001/18/2013

Question is....is it a big ol' COCK?

by Fan of the FFF trollreply 1101/19/2013

He's so hot that it's actually a little depressing... I wish there were a gay version of him. Can anyone think of a gay man that Chris resembles?

by Fan of the FFF trollreply 1201/19/2013

flap flap flap flap flap flap

by Fan of the FFF trollreply 1301/19/2013

Even his voice is hot.

by Fan of the FFF trollreply 1401/20/2013

He knows so many gheys have foot fetishes.

by Fan of the FFF trollreply 1501/20/2013

Bumping for the HOTNESS

by Fan of the FFF trollreply 1601/22/2013

Love Kluwe, love the ad.

by Fan of the FFF trollreply 1701/22/2013

The ad was genius because it was anti-government.

by Fan of the FFF trollreply 1801/22/2013

He wore flip flops on the Ellen show last week too.

But then he had to change to sneakers because they went outside for him to kick some balls for charity.

He speaks like a big goofball.

by Fan of the FFF trollreply 1901/24/2013

Does anyone think he has the potential to get too full of himself?

by Fan of the FFF trollreply 2001/24/2013

He's a punter R20. Name me one punter who has gone on to be a millionaire or a celebrity.

by Fan of the FFF trollreply 2101/24/2013

I love him because he supports his gays!

by Fan of the FFF trollreply 2201/24/2013

I can totally see him cumming on his wife's face. He is so easy to imagine what he's like in bed. I've seen so many porn stars that look like him.

by Fan of the FFF trollreply 2301/24/2013

I'd much rather see him cum on MY face!!!

by Fan of the FFF trollreply 2401/24/2013

[quote]Name me one punter who has gone on to be a millionaire or a celebrity.

He's an outspoken NFL football player who's wanted for interviews on shows with other celebs. So that takes care of the celebrity part of it. As for millionaire, his salary for 2012 was $1.6 million.

So I guess the answer to your question is Chris Kluwe.

by Fan of the FFF trollreply 2501/24/2013

Straight guys never clean their dicks, asses, or feet properly....no thanks!

by Fan of the FFF trollreply 2601/24/2013

I would clean his no no and then lick it for a while

by Fan of the FFF trollreply 2701/24/2013

Chris wouldn't need a shower around me...I'd lick him from head to toe!

by Fan of the FFF trollreply 2801/24/2013

I'd eat his ripe butt for hours. I love me some tall, skinny men.

by Fan of the FFF trollreply 2901/24/2013

I do not thinking Ian j. Somerhalder if he I am gay to I am baysexly myself I like gril,s and guy,s but i like boy,s a lot,s boy,s I am a virgin I like sex whit boy,s some girl,s and boy,s but lot,s boy,s

by Fan of the FFF trollreply 3001/24/2013

You say what now?

by Fan of the FFF trollreply 3101/24/2013

R30 = Lark Voorhies

by Fan of the FFF trollreply 3201/24/2013

I am a gril like Ian j. Somehalder is hot guy I like to have sex whit I did see his dick and ball,s I like guy whit big cox and big ball,s and i am a viegin I like to have sex whit Ian j. Somerhalder he hot I whant him yes

by Fan of the FFF trollreply 3301/24/2013

R30/R33 we love you please get up

by Fan of the FFF trollreply 3401/24/2013

Wrong thread, r30.

by Fan of the FFF trollreply 3501/25/2013

That's not the only thing wrong with R30.

by Fan of the FFF trollreply 3601/25/2013

I would clean hi no no with water only, no soap

by Fan of the FFF trollreply 3701/25/2013

I can just imagine his long, fat cock and its ramrod thick mushroom head. I bet he can spray on his own face when he jacks off.....

by Fan of the FFF trollreply 3801/25/2013

[quote]Does anyone think he has the potential to get too full of himself?

Yeah, he's hot and I love that he's such an enthusiastic ally, but I can also see him having a douchebag side.

by Fan of the FFF trollreply 3901/25/2013
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