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Can someone explain Justin Bieber's success?

How did he become this successful?

by Anonymousreply 3001/09/2013

Dude, non threatening pretty boys have been a staple of tween American girl pop culture since the says of Davey Jones. Justin Bieber is not the first and certainly will not be the last. The good news is the shelf life of teeny bob boys is never more than a year or two. His expiration date is sure to come up soon, but he will be replaced by someone no different.

by Anonymousreply 101/08/2013

Luck of the draw. Any one of 1,000 teenagers who look just like him, could have had the same level of success.

The real talent were the people promoting him.

by Anonymousreply 201/08/2013

Ummmm! Wait a couple minutes--ooooh!!!! And ill tell you.

by Anonymousreply 301/08/2013

I just hope the next teen beat star is not another Justin. The Justins just keep getting worse.

by Anonymousreply 401/08/2013

Cute face, tight ass, medium-large dick.

by Anonymousreply 501/08/2013

He's the Donny Osmond of the 21st century.

by Anonymousreply 601/08/2013

funny you should mention Donny Osmond. Put Donny's hair on Justin and they look like twins! It's the "formula"

by Anonymousreply 701/08/2013

Entropy. American culture had breathed its last.

by Anonymousreply 801/09/2013

Scouted by Usher from youtube performances.

by Anonymousreply 901/09/2013

He brought Ebonics to the white middle class.

by Anonymousreply 1001/09/2013

Theres a lot of money to be had in making little girls vaginas tingle.

by Anonymousreply 1101/09/2013

eminem beat him to it. i second entropy. american culture by large adolescently based is becoming vapid.

by Anonymousreply 1201/09/2013

Well, he IS Canadian. Isn't everything better up there?

by Anonymousreply 1301/09/2013

[quote]Well, he IS Canadian. Isn't everything better up there?

No. Terrible weather. Horrible pizza. But on the plus, its easy finding some killer green.

by Anonymousreply 1401/09/2013

See David Cassidy and Bobby Sherman.

by Anonymousreply 1501/09/2013

*No. Terrible weather. Horrible pizza. But on the plus, its easy finding some killer green.*

Half of the US has the same weather as Canada. In fact, Vancouver and the west coast, have a similar climate to Atlanta. You've really tried all the pizza from every outlet in the country?

by Anonymousreply 1601/09/2013

Now that he's cut his hair and seems to be partying more, it remains to be seen how quickly his career slows.

I'm sure there's a lot of competition among tween boy singers to step into the Johnny Bravo suit.

by Anonymousreply 1701/09/2013

Being passed around by rap and hip hop stars.

by Anonymousreply 1801/09/2013

Tight hole.

by Anonymousreply 1901/09/2013

The thing is, if his keepers have invested his money well, he'll end up being a kind of free-form celebrity personality forever.

If they haven't...well, life in the trailer park awaits.

by Anonymousreply 2001/09/2013

See Leif Garrett

by Anonymousreply 2101/09/2013

Bieber cannot sing, needs AutoTune.

by Anonymousreply 2201/09/2013

Oh Christ, our resident Canadian xenophobe had shown up and will not proceed to post reply after fucking reply about how much 'better' and 'evolved' Canada is.

by Anonymousreply 2301/09/2013

People were once again ready for feel good music because a democrat was in the White House.

by Anonymousreply 2401/09/2013

Justin Beiber = Leif Garrett in 20 years, except with more money than God to spend on drugs, whores, booze and tattoos. They'll resurrect Celebrity Rehab just for him.

by Anonymousreply 2501/09/2013

Bieber needs to find some talent his days as toy boy are closing fast.

by Anonymousreply 2601/09/2013

[post by racist shit-stain # 2 removed.]

by Anonymousreply 2701/09/2013

A product with a very good marketing campaign.

by Anonymousreply 2801/09/2013

Yes, a product with no natural talent.

by Anonymousreply 2901/09/2013

When is he going to be over, though? I thought it was going to happen last year but he is still hanging in there. His shelf-life seems longer than NKOTB, Backstreet Boys, N'sync and the rest. Could he really wind up being the white Canadian version of Usher? I'm over him and his fake 'hood affectation.

by Anonymousreply 3001/09/2013
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