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Ever Have A "Misery" Style Fantasy About A Celebrity?

Mine has always been John Stamos. I could definitely nurse him back to health.

by Anonymousreply 1301/11/2013

James Holmes. I would love to have him tied up. Lick the bottom of his feet. Suck his toes. Lick every inch, finally settling on his hole. Tongue fuck his sweet hole. Then some fingers. Then finally fuck him raw, only spit. Cum inside him.

by Anonymousreply 101/08/2013

bill maher. seriously.

by Anonymousreply 201/08/2013


by Anonymousreply 301/08/2013

Best thread title of 2013 so far!!!

by Anonymousreply 401/08/2013

Bill O'Reilly , I'd like to turn him over to the dark side. He'll be converted by the end of our time togeter.He'll become a force for good instead of clogging up the airwaves with hsi hetty angst.

by Anonymousreply 501/08/2013

Ten years before "Misery" ever came out, I used to have this fantasy about finding Mandy Patinkin unconscious in Central Park and bringing him home to recuperate.

Of course, this was before Mandy became grotesque and nuts, when he was doing his first Broadway play and was hot as shit.

How things change.

by Anonymousreply 601/08/2013

Bump yo

by Anonymousreply 701/11/2013

Stomos's fucked up stomach makes him unattractive to the point of revulsion.

by Anonymousreply 801/11/2013

I'd like to find Johnny Galecki passed out in my elevator.

by Anonymousreply 901/11/2013

Being of help, yes. But not doing anything that they'd end up getting creeped out by. It would defeat the whole thrill.

by Anonymousreply 1001/11/2013

Here's a clue-you're not looking to fall in love and get hitched for life.

by Anonymousreply 1101/11/2013

...Uh, still no. It would make me feel too strange afterward. I only fantasize about them possibly liking me as a person.

by Anonymousreply 1201/11/2013

I can understand wanting to take a hammer to Mandy Patinkin's feet well enough.

by Anonymousreply 1301/11/2013
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