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Downton Abbey: Did Lady Mary do anal?

In the first season of DA, Lady Mary hooked up with the hot Turkish diplomat. When he was on top of her in bed, he told her that despite what they were about to do, she would remain a virgin.

They did it, and then he died. Seriously.

The question is: Did Lady Mary get butt-fucked?

And if so, does this mean that she has the sphincter of death?

Discuss!

by Anonymousreply 1002/05/2014

Lady Mary always has something up her arse, including poor Mr. Pamuk.

by Anonymousreply 101/08/2013

Hasn't this already been discussed to death?

by Anonymousreply 201/08/2013

You know that Thomas had buttfucked Sybil, but since he's Irish, she didn't feel a thing.

by Anonymousreply 301/08/2013

[quote] since he's Irish, she didn't feel a thing.

That hasn't been my experience.

by Anonymousreply 401/08/2013

[quote]You know that Thomas had buttfucked Sybil, but since he's Irish, she didn't feel a thing.

Seeking to emulate her prettier and more popular sisters, Lady Edith Jan Brady Crawley attempted to insert a large aubergine in her lady furbelows.

But when the vegetable went missing from the larder, Mrs. Patmore sent Daisy abovestairs to investigate its disappearance, whereupon the shocked scullerymaid beheld a sight hitherto unknown in the halls of Downton Abbey.

by Anonymousreply 501/08/2013

Even whores didn't do anal in those days.

by Anonymousreply 601/08/2013

French, OP. A Turk would never do anything Greek.

by Anonymousreply 701/08/2013

He put it between her thighs. Did not penetrate. It's called a Turkish Delight.

by Anonymousreply 802/05/2014

I'm not a slut, he squirted and died. I'm a good girl.

by Anonymousreply 902/05/2014

[quote]You know that Thomas had buttfucked Sybil,

Thomas is gay, and knows from buttfucking, but I doubt he did Sybil. Did you mean Tom Branson?

If Lady Mary has the sphincter of death, I guess she can be the British counterpart to Zoe's killer vagina on "American Horror Story: Coven." So we can look forward to "British Horror Story: Downton"?

by Anonymousreply 1002/05/2014
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