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I think I'm pregnant

My FB's condom broke while he was screwing me. Since then I've been constipated, and now I feel something moving around up there. I'm scared. I'm a single man and I'm not ready for a baby.

by Anonymousreply 1101/08/2013

Go on WIC like all the Mexicans do OP! And the more kids you have the more money you get.

by Anonymousreply 101/08/2013

It's just the gonorrhea and HIV struggling against each other for prevalence.

As in Rosemary's Baby, soon your symptoms will subside, until...

by Anonymousreply 201/08/2013

Don't worry, OP. Food babies have a very short life expectancy. Once you deliver just flush and don't look back.

by Anonymousreply 301/08/2013

If it's a boy, I'm naming him Kaidyn.

by Anonymousreply 401/08/2013

If you're unsure of who the father is, give me a call.

by Anonymousreply 501/08/2013

OP, men cannot get pregnant.

by Anonymousreply 601/08/2013

Well at least you know how it happened, unlike some lesbians.

by Anonymousreply 701/08/2013

All of my post-holiday butt babies have been what Umpy referred to as 'crunchy abortions'.

by Anonymousreply 801/08/2013

You're also a whore, darlin'.

by Anonymousreply 901/08/2013

Since your gay, I'm sure murdering the baby and having Welfare Obama pay for it, are in order.

by Anonymousreply 1001/08/2013

[quote]Since your gay, I'm sure murdering the baby and having Welfare Obama pay for it, are in order.

Fucking ignorant asshole. NO FEDERAL MONEY GOES FOR ABORTION!!!

None. Zip. Nada.


by Anonymousreply 1101/08/2013
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