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Jeah! Ryan Lochte dives into his own reality show

E! announced that Lochte will be starring in the six-episode docu-series "What Would Ryan Lochte Do?" premiering in April.

The program will follow the athlete as he parties, designs sneakers, trains for the 2016 Rio games and looks for love.

by Anonymousreply 2501/10/2013

Will his sister be there to provide her perspective on Asian culture?

by Anonymousreply 101/07/2013

What does this have to with my baby and taking up my air time?

by Anonymousreply 201/07/2013

Ryan Lochte is SO over. I am the IT boy in the world of Aquatics now.

by Anonymousreply 301/07/2013

What a coincidence! I'm looking for love, too! Oh Ryyyyyyyyyy.....

by Anonymousreply 401/07/2013

What happened, r1?

by Anonymousreply 501/07/2013

I think she made prejudiced comments on Twitter last Summer, R5

by Anonymousreply 601/07/2013

He's co-starring with Joan Rivers, right?

Anyone's gotta be better than Melissa....

by Anonymousreply 701/07/2013

Divers are nothing in the sports world. Swimmers barely qualify. The only respectable one was Mark Spitz and he didn't make it.

There's always something wrong with them

Spitz = Too Jewish

Phelps = Autistic

The gay one who hit his head and tried to spread his AIDS, that God for cholorine.

And now Lochte, Dumb

by Anonymousreply 801/08/2013

It's a magical drawing toy

Hi-ho Art, Etch-a-sketch

Fun for a girl or a boy

Hi-ho Art, Etch-a-sketch

OHIO ART!!! Etch-a-sketch

by Anonymousreply 901/08/2013

He gives hope to dumb people everywhere.

by Anonymousreply 1001/08/2013

And yet all those has-beens described by R8 still have more prestige than the never-was douchebag the miserable cunt that R8 is.

by Anonymousreply 1101/08/2013

Ryan is a bit of a famewhore with really nothing to offer the public.

by Anonymousreply 1201/08/2013

As long as he's shirtless...

by Anonymousreply 1301/08/2013

He has beautiful, huge nipples. That almost makes up for the idiocy.

by Anonymousreply 1401/08/2013

He has a flat ass though.

by Anonymousreply 1501/08/2013

[quote]Divers are nothing in the sports world.

Tom Daley has broken that rule.

He's become a huge celebrity.

by Anonymousreply 1601/08/2013

Ryan Lochte, poster boy for pretty and stupid.

by Anonymousreply 1701/08/2013

I lost interest in Ryan Lochte when Deadpsin decided not to release the naked cock photo of him it said it had.

by Anonymousreply 1801/08/2013

"Divers are nothing in the sports world."

And you are nothing in the world world.

by Anonymousreply 1901/08/2013

im tryin 2 text u dude. is this how this place works its really hard 2 figger out.

by Anonymousreply 2001/09/2013

How could you not love this?

Ryan discussing television programming:

by Anonymousreply 2101/09/2013

That doesn't look like Ryan, R21. I think it's someone else.

by Anonymousreply 2201/10/2013

Could somebody please tell me who the fuck Tom Daley is and why we seem to have one person who keeps bringing this person up?.

by Anonymousreply 2301/10/2013

R23, I guess you missed the Olympics last summer - Tom Daley is an Olympic medalist and one of the hottest new things in diving.

by Anonymousreply 2401/10/2013

Wow, r.22, nothing gets past you does it!

by Anonymousreply 2501/10/2013
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