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If Kung Fu were on tv today

What timeless wisdom do you think would be imparted to Grasshopper.

by Anonymousreply 901/07/2013

It is what it is,Grasshopper

by Anonymousreply 101/07/2013

"Hey, that guy's not Chinese!"

by Anonymousreply 201/07/2013

Do not tighten rope too hard when hanging from closet rod, Grasshopper.

by Anonymousreply 301/07/2013

Bros before hoes, but not in front of the ladies

by Anonymousreply 401/07/2013

Wipe front to back.

by Anonymousreply 501/07/2013

W & W for R3!

by Anonymousreply 601/07/2013

What ever you do, do NOT show them your hole.

by Anonymousreply 701/07/2013

YOLO, Grasshopper.

YOL...O

by Anonymousreply 801/07/2013

His widow successfully settled with MK2. I just can't imagine what the basis of her claim was. Did they say they would keep him under observation 24x7 in case he decided to masturbate in a dangerous fashion?

by Anonymousreply 901/07/2013
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