How can one be clear when asking for such a thing.
Asking for a Dutch oven.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||03/06/2015|
Find a photo on the net. Take it to the store.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||01/07/2013|
Erm, I'd love to think that's the kind of Dutch oven OP is talking about, but I kinda doubt it.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||01/07/2013|
R2, perhaps he's trying to find the perfect set of sheets that don't breathe...
|by Anonymous||reply 3||01/07/2013|
Don't ask, apologize.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||01/07/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 5||01/07/2013|
Don't ask. Just give him food poisoning and invite him to spend the night.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||01/07/2013|
Dutch oven is a euphemism for gay sex.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||01/07/2013|
Inquire, "how many does your oven seat?"
|by Anonymous||reply 8||01/07/2013|
R7 has no idea what a Dutch oven really is. And no, it has nothing to do with kitchen equipment.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||01/07/2013|
I adore both types!
|by Anonymous||reply 10||01/07/2013|
I have a cast iron dutch oven. I love it, range top to oven no problem.
I would like to get some Le Creuset stuff though.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||01/07/2013|
Wow, R7. You really are stupid. You're a stupid, stupid person. Stop embarrassing yourself by posting here. Go back to community college.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||01/07/2013|
I think Ethel Merman made it quite clear to Ernest Borgnine.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||01/07/2013|
It's close to gay sex
[quote]Dutch Oven: The act of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing vile ass fumes Dave vomited on the sheets when his wife gave him a white castle dutch oven.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||01/07/2013|
Serve up some cabbage and beans and you should have no problem...
|by Anonymous||reply 15||01/07/2013|
This thread is too funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||01/13/2013|
Ethel Merman and Ernest Borgnine will be mentioned in 3... 2... 1...
|by Anonymous||reply 17||01/13/2013|
Are there any expressions with positive references to the Dutch?
Going Dutch Dutch courage Dutch oven Dutch uncle
|by Anonymous||reply 18||01/13/2013|
Dearest fucktard at R7:
Dutch Oven is shorthand for a couple in bed where person 1 farts (ideally, an event that happens while person 2's head is under the covers).
|by Anonymous||reply 19||01/13/2013|
Name calling is really rude.
Here's some definitions, r7!
|by Anonymous||reply 20||01/13/2013|
[quote] Name calling is really rude.
You're new here, aren't you?
|by Anonymous||reply 21||01/13/2013|
Can someone explain the Merman/Borgnine reference?
|by Anonymous||reply 22||01/13/2013|
Apparently, Merman divorced Borgnine (after only 32 day) 'cause he gave her one Dutch oven too many.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||01/13/2013|
Also called a covered wagon....
|by Anonymous||reply 24||01/15/2013|
Make sure to serve this to your guest with a heady yet supple shartanay.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||01/15/2013|
Can someone seriously tell me what a Russian candy cane is? I'm stumped.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||01/15/2013|
^ I've recently had one of those in my new homeland, R26. Chocolate-covered.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||01/15/2013|
I had a DL giggle moment when my mom brought out her new Le Creuset and called it a Dutch oven. I asked her what she was going to cook in it and she said, "BEANS!" - and then I lost it completely.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||01/16/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 29||01/30/2013|
Baseball player Anthony Recker loves to give his stupid Christian fiancee a Dutch oven in bed at night, forcing her to gag on the delicious vile gases emitted from his lower bowel.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||08/04/2013|
When you do a dutch oven and accidentally shit, it's standard protocol to say "honey, I burnt the turkey"
|by Anonymous||reply 31||08/04/2013|
[quote]Apparently, Merman divorced Borgnine (after only 32 day) 'cause he gave her one Dutch oven too many.
Are you sure? I've heard that story before but with the names reversed.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||08/04/2013|
When I was in college, one of my professors who was also a psychotherapist thought it was "immature" of the wife to make an issue of her husband putting her in Dutch oven situation. She told this to a classroom of several hundred people. She thought the wife lacked a "sense of humor" or playfulness.
I think I would rather get a divorce than have that kind of sense of humor.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||08/04/2013|
Husband Convicted Of Manslaughter After Dutch Oven Goes "Horribly Wrong"
Mr Brian Flannery was convicted of 2nd Degree Manslaughter today at Peckham Crown Court, receiving a 5 year suspended sentence for the accidental death of his wife, Gloria Flannery, by toxic suffocation, after he gave her a 'Dutch Oven' that went, as the Judge described it, 'horribly, horribly wrong'.
.....They argued that Mr Flannery had miscalculated two crucial factors which led to the tragic outcome. The first being Mrs Flannery's military tucking in of the 600 weight cotton sheets when she made the bed that morning, which created a near airtight seal . Secondly, Mr Flannery had neglected to remember that he had attended a long business lunch at an Indian restaurant on Brick Lane that day, at which he had consumed a dozen onion Bajees, eight Poppadom, six Samosas, and an extra large beef Vindaloo with garlic naan, all washed down with 8 pints of Guinness beer. The resulting trapped wind, which he released within a 6 inch proximity of Mrs Flannery's face, came in at around 6 litres gas of 95% methane by volume.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||03/04/2015|
This is not a hoax, folks. Scientists out of the University of Exeter believe that smelling farts actually prevents cancer, among other diseases.
"Although hydrogen sulfide gas"—produced when bacteria breaks down food—"is well known as a pungent, foul-smelling gas in rotten eggs and flatulence, it is naturally produced in the body and could in fact be a healthcare hero with significant implications for future therapies for a variety of diseases," Dr. Mark Wood said in a university release.
Although the stinky gas can be noxious in large doses, scientists believe that a whiff here and there has the power to reduce risks of cancer, strokes, heart attacks, arthritis, and dementia by preserving mitochondria.
Researchers are even coming up with their own compound to emulate the smell's health benefits.
"We have exploited this natural process by making a compound, called AP39, which slowly delivers very small amounts of this gas specifically to the mitochondria," Professor Matt Whiteman, of the University of Exeter Medical School said. "Our results indicate that if stressed cells are treated with AP39, mitochondria are protected and cells stay alive."
So instead of getting upset the next time you catch a whiff... be thankful.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||03/04/2015|
[quote]Scientists Say Smelling Farts Prevents Cancer
I'm gonna live forever!
|by Anonymous||reply 36||03/04/2015|
|by Anonymous||reply 37||03/04/2015|
[quote]Asking for a Dutch oven. How can one be clear when asking for such a thing.
Nonchalantly leave a catalog for Williams Smellaroma lying around?
|by Anonymous||reply 38||03/04/2015|
This doesn't sound gay to me, it's simply gross. I doubt even twisted people would be turned on with something like this. Germany tried to make this popular in the 1940's with natural gas as their cleansing agent, but all 8 million human trials ended in disaster. Perseverance can also be a bad thing.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||03/04/2015|
Well, smell you, Mary!
|by Anonymous||reply 40||03/05/2015|
Is a dutch oven about the same as Wolfgans Puck's low pressure oven? My neighbor has one and she does say, it stinks.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||03/05/2015|
They used to be called German ovens. After WWII, not so much.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||03/05/2015|
The Germans almost doomed the development for a home microwave oven when they built that one that could seal 150. I guess that's when "cooking with gas' became so popular again.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||03/05/2015|
Sounds like something the Nazis killed Jews with.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||03/05/2015|
Anything that normally cooks in a Dutch oven would cook in one third the time in a pressure cooker.
That's what you really want, 0P.
Some of the European models are truly beautiful.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||03/05/2015|
[quote]They used to be called German ovens. After WWII, not so much.
Never heard this, but it it's true, it likely would've happened after WWI, not WWII.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||03/05/2015|
Is this a cooking thread?
|by Anonymous||reply 47||03/05/2015|
[quote]Is this a cooking thread?
For those who can't be bothered to read.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||03/05/2015|
Is this a thing now?
|by Anonymous||reply 49||03/05/2015|
Will someone kindly explain who this Mr. Dirty Sanchez is?
|by Anonymous||reply 50||03/05/2015|
I'm going to Ohio next week. Where's a good place to get a Cleveland Steamer? Are they only available in Cleveland?
|by Anonymous||reply 51||03/05/2015|
If you have some Cincinnati chili, you'll be ready to give plenty of Dutch ovens (and perhaps several Cleveland steamers, too.)
|by Anonymous||reply 52||03/06/2015|