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I know you think you are 'edging' me, but you are really just annoying me.

Keep it in your mouth until I blast off and not more of this starting and stopping.

Keep your hands off it too, I can give myself a hand job and my hands aren't as rough as your paws.

Don't start twisting my nipples or putting pressure on my balls to 'make me cum' cause it not only doesn't work, but it is distracting.

A blowjob means your mouth (not your teeth) keep your fucking hands to yourself.

Thanks and have a nice day.

by Anonymousreply 3501/16/2013

I agree with you OP except for the hands part. I do enjoy a hand at the base of my shaft going up and down as I'm sucked off.

by Anonymousreply 101/06/2013

Never wonder why you're alone, OP.

by Anonymousreply 201/06/2013

Skull-fucking is a delicate art!

by Anonymousreply 301/06/2013

R2 who the fuck said I was alone?

by Anonymousreply 401/06/2013

That's why it's called a job!

by Anonymousreply 501/06/2013

What kind of idiot would want to blow you OP?

by Anonymousreply 601/06/2013

You sound like a prize, OP...

the Booby Prize!

by Anonymousreply 701/06/2013

Blow jobs are an art form - you are either good ,meh or bad at it. First time I ever blew a guy..ever he came in about 5 mins - said "you sure you never did this before?" I soon realized I had a natural talent. I have never sucked a guy who lasted more than 5 mins unless I stopped to move on to other stuff. Big, small does not seem to matter. Not bragging just saying.

by Anonymousreply 801/06/2013

You didn't have to, OP

by Anonymousreply 901/06/2013


I would love to get you into my service. I will make you melt like butter. You will have tears of joy. And you WILL obey me.

If you obey you WILL be begging me for regular visits

by Anonymousreply 1001/06/2013

For me, OP's idea of good blow job is just plain old b o r i n g.

I want that cocksucker to worship my cock. Lick the shaft, swallow it, chew on the head... pause and then start working my balls... when i want more cocksucking/face fucking, I'll tell him... I'll pump his face with my meat and then repeat in different combinations.

Oh, and if you're buried in my nuts, you damn well better lick my taint.

by Anonymousreply 1101/06/2013

Keep your tongue off my taint please.

by Anonymousreply 1201/06/2013

But OP, I need to do something with my hands. Other than wringing them because you had Big Dick Face but really have tinymeat.

by Anonymousreply 1301/06/2013

I bet OP's cock is so tiny that blowing him is like sucking a pacifier

by Anonymousreply 1401/06/2013

R8, I too seem to have a natural talent, I've been told I'm very good. I'm curious to know your technique.

by Anonymousreply 1501/06/2013

I'm Dicksucker Rick Steele and I am the kind of Cocksucker that you need. Call me at: 308.289.3386 I live in Western Nebraska.

by Anonymousreply 1601/15/2013

R11 sounds ten million times hotter than OP ever will.

by Anonymousreply 1701/15/2013

[quote] First time I ever blew a guy..ever he came in about 5 mins - said "you sure you never did this before?" I soon realized I had a natural talent.

I've heard that too, R8. And it is an art form.

My sucking style is a lot like what OP described. I've gotten a lot of positive comments. Two things guys always tell me is I'm great at keeping the rhythm going, and that I know how to tease and work the underside of their cock (an area that a lot of cocksuckers ignore). For most guys, working the underside of their dick is what will make them cum - which means it's all in your power to make them cum or not cum!!

by Anonymousreply 1801/15/2013

Everybody likes something different, OP. Just tell the guys you're with what your preferences are. For example, I usually don't play with nipples but some guys ask me to, so I will. Some guys like it if you stop and tease, which I'll do if they ask. Usually, though, like R8, most of the guys I blow cum within 5 mins. I assume I'm doing something right.

by Anonymousreply 1901/15/2013

OP, you're an idiot.


A blowjob without hands is BORING.

Both giving and receiving. And watching in porn.

Use your fucking hands.

by Anonymousreply 2001/15/2013

OP, you are entitled to your preferences, but speaking as a guy who enjoys getting my cock sucked, I couldn't disagree with you more.

I love when a guy uses his hands, interrupts blowing me with doing other things - looking into my eyes, telling me how excited he is, kissing my thighs, pleasures my balls and ass with his mouth, etc.

by Anonymousreply 2101/15/2013


OP, just hope you don't end up in prison...

by Anonymousreply 2201/15/2013

OP, perhaps you should be telling your cocksuckers this, not us.

by Anonymousreply 2301/15/2013

It's one thing to be such a fun sponge at the gym, OP, but, Jesus, not in the sack too.

by Anonymousreply 2401/15/2013

I second what R23 says.

by Anonymousreply 2501/15/2013

Got to have mouth *and* hands, OP. Maybe yours isn't long enough for both to fit?

by Anonymousreply 2601/15/2013

OP sounds like a male Republican talking to one of his tricks.

by Anonymousreply 2701/15/2013

Men are stupid; men are vain.

Love's disgusting, love's insane.

by Anonymousreply 2801/15/2013

financial imbalance...the watusi...the twist...el dorado...take this brothuh, may it serve you well...NO MORE WAR! NO MORE WAR!...GOD DAMN SHIT! GOD DAMN SHIT!

by Anonymousreply 2901/15/2013

Well, don't leave a tip next time OP!

by Anonymousreply 3001/15/2013

What about the ass OP? How about if some huge slobbering guy named Bubba knocks you down and jabs his big fat dick right up your quivering little asscheeks dry? Or maybe you'd like a belt or paddle applied full force to it since you "don't like hands", like a whimpering, whining little nell.

by Anonymousreply 3101/15/2013

Clearly OP needs a hug. A mouth hug from someone chewing glass.

by Anonymousreply 3201/15/2013

try being not so cock-centered while getting sucked. it's not all physical but psychological as well. i happen to love it when an oral bottom looks adoringly into my eyes with my dick in his mouth and teases my nut sack and dick slaps himself with my meat. there's nothing better. you're too focused on the physical or the end. enjoy journey fella.

by Anonymousreply 3301/16/2013

To each their own, I guess. I can't cum without the use of hands. Many have tried, but I guess their mouths are just not tight enough. Use your hand and mouth, and that'll get me off every time.

by Anonymousreply 3401/16/2013

What R34 said.

by Anonymousreply 3501/16/2013
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