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If you had to live your life as a woman, but could look like any woman you choose, who would you want to look like?

I think I would have to go with Shalom Harlow. Do you think that this is a good choice?

by Anonymousreply 10902/07/2013

Good choice. You'd get lots of cock. I'd go with a pre hippie Elizabeth Montgomery. Even at her sexiest she still had a playful, down to earth quality.

by Anonymousreply 101/04/2013

Give me Blake Lively's looks and I'll score like a pinball machine.

by Anonymousreply 201/04/2013

Rue Maclanahan

by Anonymousreply 301/04/2013

funny r1 i never took cock friendliness into account when making my decision. She just seems incredibly elegant and glamourous and seductive without being vulgar or slutty. Kind of like a dark haired Grace Kelly. Grace Kelly would be another choice I guess.

Elizabeth M was pretty cute but i always picture her as a housewife because of bewitched, and i know that if i were a woman I would have no interest in playing housewife.

by Anonymousreply 401/04/2013

Ava Gardner

by Anonymousreply 501/04/2013

Farrah Fawcett

by Anonymousreply 601/04/2013

Tilda Swinton

by Anonymousreply 701/04/2013


by Anonymousreply 801/04/2013

Probably Britany Spears, at the height of her good looks (around the time she released "Oops I did it again").

by Anonymousreply 901/04/2013

R9 = No taste

by Anonymousreply 1001/04/2013

Candice Bergen had a good run as a beauty.

I like your choice OP. I always thought Shalom was a stunner.

by Anonymousreply 1101/04/2013

Come on OP, stop trying to associate homosexuality with gender identity issues. We are fully men and happy to be so.

by Anonymousreply 1201/04/2013

R2 - When you make that wish make sure you specify pre or post nose and boob jobs. Google the before and after photos. Yeesh!

by Anonymousreply 1301/04/2013

r12 girl you have issues

by Anonymousreply 1401/04/2013

Helena Christensen as per August 92 Elle cover.

by Anonymousreply 1501/04/2013


by Anonymousreply 1601/04/2013

R10? The ONLY reason I'd want to be a woman would be to get a lot of hot men to have sex with me. And that choice would most likely work wonders. Beyond that, why in the hell would I want to be a woman?

by Anonymousreply 1701/04/2013

Sharon Tate. So, so beautiful...

by Anonymousreply 1801/04/2013

I never want to be female. Yuk. Poo. Gross. Why is this always being posted. Cut off yer dick, get a new handbag and get off the web, this is for cruising hot pics of yummy big dick.

by Anonymousreply 1901/04/2013

R10 is an idiot. There is not one straight male on this planet that didn't want to fuck Britney Spears at that time in her career.

by Anonymousreply 2001/04/2013

Catharine Deneuve

by Anonymousreply 2101/04/2013

Rebel Wilson

by Anonymousreply 2201/04/2013

Liv Ullmann ca. Persona

by Anonymousreply 2301/04/2013

Only one.

by Anonymousreply 2401/04/2013

There are attractive Straight women out there but I agree with R17 and R19. The thought is disgusting. But you know women are obssesed with us. It's our cross to bear. Oh well, I'd obsess over men too if I were a dirty cunt. How else could i cope?

by Anonymousreply 2501/04/2013

Eleanora Rossi Drago

by Anonymousreply 2601/04/2013

Had it ALL..height,tits and the face of an angel.

by Anonymousreply 2701/04/2013

So elegant,sweet,sad and beautiful all at the same time.

by Anonymousreply 2801/04/2013

I would be Angelina Jolie, eat a few sandwiches, and then come to the DL and tell you all what it's like to eat men alive.

by Anonymousreply 2901/04/2013

Linda Darnell

by Anonymousreply 3001/04/2013

Elizabeth Taylor in her movies with Montgomery Clift.

by Anonymousreply 3101/04/2013

I'd want to be tall and sexy looking - so I'd want to look like a model. Maybe a young Famke Janssen and then age like her too.

by Anonymousreply 3201/04/2013

Only one

by Anonymousreply 3301/05/2013

Just let the hair grow out and DONE!

by Anonymousreply 3401/05/2013

Miss Gene Tierney, please.

by Anonymousreply 3501/05/2013

R27 and R34 are really good. Lynda Carter was unbelievably beautiful - and I worked with her when she was in her 40's - still built like an amazon. Tall, big tits, small waist, big ass - total package and then some. Her sister is also very beautiful, but only 70% of Lynda - which has to burn.

Sheena Easton is often overlooked - but she was dead sexy and is still quite the muffin.

I would choose Ursula Andress as she gets out of the sea in Dr. No. Iconic.

by Anonymousreply 3601/05/2013

Jessica Alba or Olivia Wilde.

My legs would be sooo wide open....

by Anonymousreply 3701/05/2013

Ingrid Bergman

by Anonymousreply 3801/05/2013

Jenny from the Block

by Anonymousreply 3901/05/2013

Right now I'm channeling Candice Swanepoele, the South African Victorias Secret model. She's beautiful and that's who I want to look like if I'm a girl.

by Anonymousreply 4001/05/2013

Bar Rafaeli the Israeli model who used to day Leo is another one.

by Anonymousreply 4101/05/2013

Vanity. No one was more beautiful than her back in the 80's.

by Anonymousreply 4201/05/2013

Another vote for Ava Gardner.

I could get any dick I wanted...

by Anonymousreply 4301/05/2013

Definitely, Ava Gardner. One biographer author said that men on the street would literally swoon as she passed by.

by Anonymousreply 4401/05/2013

She looks like a special needs child who needs to be told not to eat her iPod ear buds, R42.

by Anonymousreply 4501/05/2013

R45 = Probably racist

by Anonymousreply 4601/05/2013

Is eating one's jewelry a race-specific thing, R46? I had no idea.

by Anonymousreply 4701/05/2013

Rebel Wilson

by Anonymousreply 4801/05/2013

I don't get Ava Gardner. She must have looked a lot better in person. To me she isn't anything special in photos.

by Anonymousreply 4901/05/2013

Isabelle Adjani

by Anonymousreply 5001/05/2013

Monica Bellucci.

by Anonymousreply 5101/05/2013

Very few blonds chosen. Interesting.

by Anonymousreply 5201/05/2013

Also all beautiful, but none pretty (small with dainty features).

by Anonymousreply 5301/05/2013

Justine Bieber. She's very pretty.

by Anonymousreply 5401/05/2013

Perhaps R45 has never seen these:

by Anonymousreply 5501/09/2013

Milla Jovovich

by Anonymousreply 5601/09/2013

I don't get the Britney pick. Yes, many, many men/boys thought she was hot but wouldn't you want longevity (look-wise)? As a woman, I just find it weird you'd want like a good 10 years.

by Anonymousreply 5701/09/2013


by Anonymousreply 5801/09/2013


The woman is over 60 and still beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 5901/09/2013

Greta Garbo

by Anonymousreply 6001/09/2013

R19 just explained how heterosexuals view gay men.

by Anonymousreply 6101/09/2013

[quote]But you know women are obssesed with us.

Yes, they are. Why just the other day while perusing ivillage, I noticed a thread entitled "If you had to live your life as a gay man, which one would it be?" You wouldn't believe the number of replies in such a short time. They are obsessed with us I tell you. OBSESSED!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 6201/09/2013

Helena Christensen, but I wouldn't get with that guy from INXS. He was kinda yuk.

by Anonymousreply 6301/09/2013

A 15 year old Brooke Shields (but with bigger tits)

by Anonymousreply 6401/09/2013

I must be weird because I don't think Helena Christensen is all that great looking. Now, Monica Bellucci, WOW!

by Anonymousreply 6501/09/2013

Vanessa Williams

by Anonymousreply 6601/09/2013

Christy Turlington.

by Anonymousreply 6701/09/2013

Lynda Carter!

by Anonymousreply 6801/09/2013

Lynda's naughty bits.

by Anonymousreply 6901/09/2013

Another Lynda Carter. Lauren Graham would be a second choice.

by Anonymousreply 7001/09/2013

Ava Gardner - no question.

Catherine Deneuve is a close second choice.

by Anonymousreply 7101/09/2013

Sharon Stone as she appeared in "The Quick and the Dead". Totally hot in leather pants and spurs.

by Anonymousreply 7201/09/2013

Adriana Lima

Her looks are modern and she can do both sexy and cute

by Anonymousreply 7301/09/2013

Hope the link works...

by Anonymousreply 7401/09/2013

Charlotte Rampling in her 40s.

by Anonymousreply 7501/09/2013

Catherine Deneuve. Annette Benning and Isabella Rossellini(back then) were runners up, but La Deneuve has it ALL going on - aging gracefully and gorgeously without her face being stretched across her skull like a scary lampshade. Perhaps she's had a little work; if so, it's not at all overdone. So classy and sexy.

by Anonymousreply 7601/09/2013

Jane Fonda. But more normal and secure.

by Anonymousreply 7701/09/2013

Seven of Nine

by Anonymousreply 7801/09/2013

Raquel Welch

by Anonymousreply 7901/09/2013

As a woman, I like my body for what it is but I would like some of the wealth and status these models display.

by Anonymousreply 8001/10/2013

Racquel Welch but with charm and class.

by Anonymousreply 8101/10/2013

I agree with R17 & R25. Furthermore, I think it would be totally cool to be a hermaphrodite. One who is a hot and pretty man but has the extra organ of a pussy. No menstrual cycles nor pregnacies. Just a nice furry hole for hot straight dick to dump loads in. Thats as close as I want to get to being built physically as a woman.

by Anonymousreply 8201/10/2013

I like the choices of older women who look great. I'd want the men to fuck me when I was young and as a cougar, too!

by Anonymousreply 8301/10/2013

Farrah Fawcett....without Ryan O'Nothing.

by Anonymousreply 8401/26/2013

Claire Danes. Then I could fuck Hugh Dancy every night. And I would have gotten to fuck Billy Crudup for a couple of years.

by Anonymousreply 8501/26/2013

Laetitia Casta in her pouty-lipped, child-woman younger days.

by Anonymousreply 8601/26/2013

Great choices, R70. I love women with dark hair and blue eyes. The combo is striking.

by Anonymousreply 8701/26/2013

This is the gayest thread evah!

by Anonymousreply 8801/26/2013

Katy Perry

by Anonymousreply 8901/26/2013

Ooh!, this one is me me me me me. Since circa age 8.

by Anonymousreply 9001/26/2013

Betty White.

by Anonymousreply 9101/26/2013

I second Christy Turlington. She's 44 still beautiful and aging gracefully.

by Anonymousreply 9201/26/2013

Cindy Crawford

by Anonymousreply 9301/26/2013

Janet Reno

by Anonymousreply 9401/26/2013

Jane Badler. I'd do all the 80s teen boys with a strap on

by Anonymousreply 9501/26/2013

I love the look of Summer Glau too. Very unique.

by Anonymousreply 9601/26/2013

R95 - Jane was very attractive, but I thought Faye Grant was a stunning fresh faced beauty. She probably still is.

by Anonymousreply 9701/26/2013

Without a doubt, Olivia Newton-John, circa late 70's.

by Anonymousreply 9801/26/2013

Mia Farrow or Charlotte Rampling.

by Anonymousreply 9901/26/2013

"If I've only one life ... let me live it as a blonde!"

by Anonymousreply 10001/26/2013

The stunningly beautiful Cillian Murphy

by Anonymousreply 10101/28/2013

Anne Bancroft. I would want that titter of seduction.

by Anonymousreply 10201/28/2013

I second Adriana Lima. How is it even possible to be that beautiful?

by Anonymousreply 10301/28/2013

My taste has changed so dramatically over the years. Adriana does nothing for me.

by Anonymousreply 10401/28/2013

Micheal Kors

by Anonymousreply 10501/28/2013

Catherine Deneuve

Rachel Weisz

by Anonymousreply 10601/28/2013

Jane's daughter

by Anonymousreply 10701/28/2013

Marilyn Monroe but with a much happier Salma Hayek like ending

by Anonymousreply 10802/07/2013

Kim Kardashian!

by Anonymousreply 10902/07/2013
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