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From Coco to the Duchess of Alba: The worst celebrity beach bodies

Ivanka should tell her mother it's time for a one piece bathing suit.

by Anonymousreply 1801/04/2013

I didn't realize that the Duchess of Alba was dating Steven Spielberg.

by Anonymousreply 101/03/2013

I think Coco is hot as fuck and don't care what anyone else thinks.

by Anonymousreply 201/03/2013

For the most part, these people have "normal" bodies.

And I think the Duchess of Alba is tremendous.

by Anonymousreply 301/03/2013

Coco always leaves skid marks on the sheets

by Anonymousreply 401/03/2013

I love Duchess of Alba. She just doesn't give a fuck, does what she wants, and puts it out there bravely. How old is she, 80?

by Anonymousreply 501/03/2013

It's really bad form to pick on people whose bodies are aging. It happens to all of us sooner or later. And what is wrong with Russell Simmons except that he's not buff?

by Anonymousreply 601/03/2013

Duchess of Alba is 900 years old. Why pick on the ol' gal?

by Anonymousreply 701/03/2013

This list is ridiculous. Thread Closed!

by Anonymousreply 801/03/2013

So a guy like Simon Cowell is supposed to cover up because he's hairy? Utter bullshit. What idiot wrote this?

by Anonymousreply 901/03/2013

Eh, most of them have perfectly ordinary bodies for their ages. What do they expect from aging has-beens, head-to-toe plastic surgery?

And the Duchess of A looks good for a woman of 80, plus she's brave enough put the funbags out there for the press and public to see. She must be a fearless old bitch.

by Anonymousreply 1001/03/2013

Janice Dickenson looks so ridiculous. She has a body like a stick with two huge melons up front.

by Anonymousreply 1101/04/2013

My mind immediately goes to Coco Rocha. Disappointed to see this is about Coco Austin. ("Coco T and her sister Chamomile T" - Joel McHale)

I think Coco's body is stupendous. I can't imagine not wanting to hit that hard if I were straight.

by Anonymousreply 1201/04/2013

Who is that first one? She looks like a sow. I've never seen her so how is she a "star"?

by Anonymousreply 1301/04/2013

R13, that's Coco Austin, who is married to Ice-T and who was a mildly famous in her own right as a model. Her claim to fame is the reality show about their marriage.

by Anonymousreply 1401/04/2013

Coco is disgusting. That ass is not real!

by Anonymousreply 1501/04/2013

I can't believe I'm saying this, but Octomom has an even better body than many women who *haven't* given birth to several litters.

by Anonymousreply 1601/04/2013

I'd suck on Simon Cowell's man boobs... no problem.

And actually Rod Stewart doesn't look bad at all... he needs to lose a few pounds... but the guy is 67 fucking years old, the body is better than a lot of guys in their 50s.

by Anonymousreply 1701/04/2013

If Octopussy has a great body, R16, it's because she's spent her money on plastic surgery and not on feeding her kids.

by Anonymousreply 1801/04/2013
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