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Reese Witherspoon Is a Chubby Middle Aged Frau

It's all mom parts from here on out.

by Anonymousreply 2505/09/2013

I don't see a shirtless Jim in the picture.

by Anonymousreply 101/03/2013

You're not missing much, R1. But here you go.

by Anonymousreply 201/03/2013

To think I used to be inside that pussy on a regular basis.

by Anonymousreply 301/03/2013

To think I used to pretend to be inside that pussy on a regular basis.

by Anonymousreply 401/03/2013

Looks like my Aunt Buffy

by Anonymousreply 501/03/2013

Oh, so now she looks like a normal woman who has had a couple of children. How odd.

by Anonymousreply 601/03/2013

At least she has a reason. A human being just came out of her. No biggie, most of that is still water weight from her pregnancy. Her arms are fairly thin so she'll probably lose that weight soon enough.

by Anonymousreply 701/03/2013

Does her husband have three nipples?

by Anonymousreply 801/03/2013

Good one R4. Not a Reese fan but I bet she still looks better than any dirty lesbo on here.

by Anonymousreply 901/03/2013

What's funny is that even before this pregnancy she was always a little pudgy and out of shape, which is at odds with the CONSTANT posed for pap pictures of Reese jogging. You'd think she was training for a marathon.

Now her staged pics are of her shopping and talking on her phone. Always on her phone, always the same exact pose. Google it. It's unbelievable. She must have them on speed dial and just gets into position.

by Anonymousreply 1001/03/2013

We only have clean lesbos here.

by Anonymousreply 1101/03/2013

Her husband is gross. Reese at least has an excuse.

by Anonymousreply 1201/03/2013

Oh come on, give Reese Witherspoon a break. She just had a baby and she's probably stress-eating with all the drama going on in her family. Her father is a nut and suffering from dementia and her brother is crazy white trash who's been arrested several times.

by Anonymousreply 1301/03/2013

Jealous gays are embarrassing.

by Anonymousreply 1401/03/2013

I doubt that R11. She still looks better than any lesbian every will. Better?

by Anonymousreply 1501/03/2013

Reese could drop a few lbs, but she's still cute.

by Anonymousreply 1601/03/2013

Why are you so bitter towards lesbians r9/15?

Did one of them tell you that you looked silly in those heels?

by Anonymousreply 1701/03/2013

Witherchin's always been unattractive.

Now the OP is absolutely correct. She's a chubby middle aged frau which is exactly what she should have been all along.

by Anonymousreply 1801/03/2013

She just had a baby you dipshit.

by Anonymousreply 1901/03/2013

Yes she did, fuckwitted R19, and she's a chubby middle aged frau.

It's simply a fact.

by Anonymousreply 2001/03/2013

I I don't get the Reese hate,

by Anonymousreply 2101/03/2013

her lips sucked Jake's meat

by Anonymousreply 2201/03/2013

What makes you think you need to, R21?

They're actors - it goes with the job.

Some people hate Reese Witherspoon, some people hate Julia Roberts, some people hate Angelina Jolie, some people hate Jennifer Aniston and some very lucky people hate all four of them (and more).

by Anonymousreply 2301/12/2013

I really enjoyed her films up to Legally Blonde, but her career got seriously derailed after that -- even the Oscar didn't save it.

by Anonymousreply 2401/12/2013

Reese is now acting all nicey-nice to her ex-husband Ryan now.

by Anonymousreply 2505/09/2013
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