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5 Hour Energy Guy

I think I'm in love. He's just my type.

by Anonymousreply 2803/30/2013

Thanks for letting us know, OP.

by Anonymousreply 101/01/2013

OP! I was just thinking the same thing (saw the ad for the first time yesterday).

by Anonymousreply 201/01/2013

Yup, yup, yup. I am feeling you OP, he is a cutie pie, fit-fat, great side eye and nice growly voice. Nice pick.

by Anonymousreply 301/01/2013

Right there with ya op. Love his little barefoot scene. He looks like a big silly lab puppy.

Interestingly, if you go to the 5 Hour Energy FaceBook page, you'll see a legion of fraus and females bitching about the spots and demanding they be taken down.

Something about cocky men threaten them I suppose. I LOVE him!

by Anonymousreply 401/01/2013

Maybe. If I could give him a five hour roofie instead.

by Anonymousreply 501/01/2013

I don't mind cocky guys, as long as they're not at all sexy, so you can laugh at them and feel better about yourself. This guy is cocky and handsome (beauty is in the eye of the beholder...riiiiiight), so he's annoying as all hell.

by Anonymousreply 601/01/2013

But a wedding ring.

by Anonymousreply 701/01/2013

Guy is cute. Like a blonde bear.

by Anonymousreply 801/01/2013

Seems like a douchey aging fratboy to me. Not my thing.

by Anonymousreply 901/01/2013

[quote]Right there with ya op. Love his little barefoot scene. He looks like a big silly lab puppy.

I agree.

by Anonymousreply 1001/01/2013

THE hottest "5 Hour Energy" dude is NASCAR driver Clint Bowyer. That Kansas farm boy can plow my back 40 ANYTIME!

by Anonymousreply 1101/01/2013

Here's Clint showing some love for Kasey Kahne. They might need some 5 Hour Energy hehe!

by Anonymousreply 1201/01/2013

I like the 20 something guy who walks around the office saying "when you gotta get things done". "look at you go". Hot as hell.

by Anonymousreply 1301/01/2013

Umm....r12 here. It would help if I'd post the link to the picture, eh?

by Anonymousreply 1401/01/2013

i get off every time i hear "my debut album"

by Anonymousreply 1501/01/2013

OP, when I first saw that commercial (just in the last couple of days), I almost came and posted the exact same thing.

I want him in me, deeply.

by Anonymousreply 1601/01/2013

Is he running barefoot while knitting?

by Anonymousreply 1701/01/2013

He is hot, OP!

by Anonymousreply 1801/03/2013

The commercial still wouldn't make me use the stuff, that's for sure!

by Anonymousreply 1901/04/2013

Hopefully he has a nice, warm, clean and inviting anus...

by Anonymousreply 2001/04/2013

R6 suffers from the heartbreak of micropenis.

by Anonymousreply 2101/04/2013

R19, why not? It works. I use it regularly (not every day, but a few times a week).

It's just a vitamin B shot, basically.

by Anonymousreply 2201/04/2013

Much better than the guy with the psycho eyes who doesn't have five minutes to make a cup of coffee before work. He leaves the house straightening his tie saying (to himself) "Let's do this!"

by Anonymousreply 2301/04/2013

Very hot guy.

I've tried the five-hour energy stuff several times, and it always gives me an upset stomach. And I'm not even an eldergay!

by Anonymousreply 2401/04/2013

R20, I don't think so. I can't imagine someone as perfect as he having an anus, much less doing something as base as shitting.

by Anonymousreply 2501/04/2013

R24, you're not supposed to take it on an empty stomach, no matter what anyone says. Take it right after lunch, to eliminate the afternoon drags...

by Anonymousreply 2601/04/2013

I do a 5-hour energy every day, in hopes it'll make me look like this guy.

by Anonymousreply 2703/30/2013

Jesus, R11! Those must have been a hard 33 years.

by Anonymousreply 2803/30/2013
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