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The Blue Whale ejaculates roughly 40 gallons of sperm when mating


by Anonymousreply 3703/19/2013

That's why I quit dating blue whales.

by Anonymousreply 101/01/2013

That IS Funny!

Was this what Captain Ahab was after?

by Anonymousreply 201/01/2013

Since it's in the water already, there's no issue about the wet spot.

by Anonymousreply 301/01/2013

Link on that Twittter for photo.

Japanese Porn Actress Gets 100 Bottles Of Semen From Fans

Japanese porn actress Uta Kohaku asked fans to donate sperm for use in a new movie, "Semen Collection 2" and received 100 bottles in less than 10 days.

by Anonymousreply 401/01/2013

Why, that's nothing. The average Blue Yale ejaculates more than that in his shorts just THINKING about mating!

by Anonymousreply 501/01/2013


by Anonymousreply 601/01/2013

It's quite the facial.

by Anonymousreply 701/01/2013

I've taken one .....

by Anonymousreply 801/01/2013

I don't believe you, OP.

Go get a blue whale, jack him off on land, and post it on YouTube. I want visual proof.

Also zoom in on the whale's facial expression at the moment he pops -- split screen.

Put up or shut up!

by Anonymousreply 901/01/2013

Well, I guess the gays will be taking to the seas in a new way in 2013.

by Anonymousreply 1001/01/2013

We know so little about Blue Whales that I can't imagine how we'd know the volume of their ejaculate.

by Anonymousreply 1101/01/2013


by Anonymousreply 1201/01/2013

I want to know how they know this.

by Anonymousreply 1303/09/2013

"I want to know how they know this."

You really don't.

by Anonymousreply 1403/09/2013

I've always wonder how much a horse shoots. Saw a video of horses mating and the cum was gushing out of the mare. Ran down the hind legs like white wash.

by Anonymousreply 1503/09/2013

bumping this important factoid for St Patrick's Day

by Anonymousreply 1603/17/2013

You're soaking in it.

by Anonymousreply 1703/17/2013

What do you expect when the blue balls of poor blue whale finally get a chance for relief?

by Anonymousreply 1803/17/2013

I promise I won't cum in your river's mouth.

by Anonymousreply 1903/17/2013

Thar she BLOWS!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 2003/17/2013

When you have a girlfriend whose pussy is like a Six Flags Tunnel of Love, what would you THINK is needed to keep the species going?

by Anonymousreply 2103/17/2013

R21 -- Whale porn?

by Anonymousreply 2203/17/2013

I never understood all the whale watching in Ptown. Now I know.

by Anonymousreply 2303/17/2013

Talk about a five day load!

by Anonymousreply 2403/18/2013

I heard Rod Stewart hooked up with one.

by Anonymousreply 2503/18/2013

"The Blue Whale ejaculates roughly 40 gallons of sperm"

I know the food at that restaurant in the Pines Harbor isn't exactly great, but let's not exaggerate.

by Anonymousreply 2603/18/2013

Never mind that, about the sperm.

Being into golden showers, I'm thrilled at the possibility of sitting in my clear acrylic tub and ending up looking like a little fly in amber!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 2703/18/2013

Now I know why the last blue whale who wanted to date me kept saying he was "young, hung, and full of cum".

by Anonymousreply 2803/18/2013

Wikipedia says "only" 35 pints.

by Anonymousreply 2903/19/2013

Bump to get the troll off page one.

by Anonymousreply 3003/19/2013

No wonder the ocean is so salty.

by Anonymousreply 3103/19/2013

their penises are like three feet long and are mobile.

by Anonymousreply 3203/19/2013

R32, they're a lot longer than 3 feet.

by Anonymousreply 3303/19/2013

Sounds like a hookup I had in Ibiza! I thought I was going to have to bust out my Ferragamo raincoat!

by Anonymousreply 3403/19/2013

Meanwhile, while Samantha reminisced about Moby Dick, Miranda was menstruating on the Upper West Side...

by Anonymousreply 3503/19/2013

Somewhere, Mrs Patrick Campbell is opening her trick jaw.

by Anonymousreply 3603/19/2013

Chunky or smooth?

by Anonymousreply 3703/19/2013
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