The Blue Whale ejaculates roughly 40 gallons of sperm when mating
|by Anonymous||reply 37||03/19/2013|
That's why I quit dating blue whales.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||01/01/2013|
That IS Funny!
Was this what Captain Ahab was after?
|by Anonymous||reply 2||01/01/2013|
Since it's in the water already, there's no issue about the wet spot.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||01/01/2013|
Link on that Twittter for photo.
Japanese Porn Actress Gets 100 Bottles Of Semen From Fans
Japanese porn actress Uta Kohaku asked fans to donate sperm for use in a new movie, "Semen Collection 2" and received 100 bottles in less than 10 days.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||01/01/2013|
Why, that's nothing. The average Blue Yale ejaculates more than that in his shorts just THINKING about mating!
|by Anonymous||reply 5||01/01/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 6||01/01/2013|
It's quite the facial.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||01/01/2013|
I've taken one .....
|by Anonymous||reply 8||01/01/2013|
I don't believe you, OP.
Go get a blue whale, jack him off on land, and post it on YouTube. I want visual proof.
Also zoom in on the whale's facial expression at the moment he pops -- split screen.
Put up or shut up!
|by Anonymous||reply 9||01/01/2013|
Well, I guess the gays will be taking to the seas in a new way in 2013.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||01/01/2013|
We know so little about Blue Whales that I can't imagine how we'd know the volume of their ejaculate.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||01/01/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 12||01/01/2013|
I want to know how they know this.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||03/09/2013|
"I want to know how they know this."
You really don't.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||03/09/2013|
I've always wonder how much a horse shoots. Saw a video of horses mating and the cum was gushing out of the mare. Ran down the hind legs like white wash.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||03/09/2013|
bumping this important factoid for St Patrick's Day
|by Anonymous||reply 16||03/17/2013|
You're soaking in it.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||03/17/2013|
What do you expect when the blue balls of poor blue whale finally get a chance for relief?
|by Anonymous||reply 18||03/17/2013|
I promise I won't cum in your river's mouth.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||03/17/2013|
Thar she BLOWS!!!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 20||03/17/2013|
When you have a girlfriend whose pussy is like a Six Flags Tunnel of Love, what would you THINK is needed to keep the species going?
|by Anonymous||reply 21||03/17/2013|
R21 -- Whale porn?
|by Anonymous||reply 22||03/17/2013|
I never understood all the whale watching in Ptown. Now I know.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||03/17/2013|
Talk about a five day load!
|by Anonymous||reply 24||03/18/2013|
I heard Rod Stewart hooked up with one.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||03/18/2013|
"The Blue Whale ejaculates roughly 40 gallons of sperm"
I know the food at that restaurant in the Pines Harbor isn't exactly great, but let's not exaggerate.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||03/18/2013|
Never mind that, about the sperm.
Being into golden showers, I'm thrilled at the possibility of sitting in my clear acrylic tub and ending up looking like a little fly in amber!!!!!!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 27||03/18/2013|
Now I know why the last blue whale who wanted to date me kept saying he was "young, hung, and full of cum".
|by Anonymous||reply 28||03/18/2013|
Wikipedia says "only" 35 pints.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||03/19/2013|
Bump to get the troll off page one.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||03/19/2013|
No wonder the ocean is so salty.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||03/19/2013|
their penises are like three feet long and are mobile.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||03/19/2013|
R32, they're a lot longer than 3 feet.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||03/19/2013|
Sounds like a hookup I had in Ibiza! I thought I was going to have to bust out my Ferragamo raincoat!
|by Anonymous||reply 34||03/19/2013|
Meanwhile, while Samantha reminisced about Moby Dick, Miranda was menstruating on the Upper West Side...
|by Anonymous||reply 35||03/19/2013|
Somewhere, Mrs Patrick Campbell is opening her trick jaw.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||03/19/2013|
Chunky or smooth?
|by Anonymous||reply 37||03/19/2013|