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***CELEBRITY PREDICTIONS FOR 2013****

Share your premonitions here! Who will divorce? Who will get arrested? Who will suffer a public meltdown? C'mon, DL psychics, and reveal your juicy predictions!

I predict Jessica Simpson's 'fiance' will fly the coop.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye will get married in a gross, over-the-top ceremony, but it won't be televised.

Jen Garner and Ben Affleck will divorce "amicably."

Jen Aniston will adopt.

Lindsay Lohan will be arrested, AGAIN, and committed to some sort of mental health facility.

Leann and Eddie Cibrian will separate.

OK, yours?

by Hectorreply 4608/15/2013

YOO HOO

by Hectorreply 112/31/2012

Tom Cruise will marry again, taking it ever so seriously when no one else, including the bride, will.

Anderson Cooper will admit he had sex with his mother.

Zsa Zsa Gabor will finally kick the bucket. And she might die as well.

Some Kennedy will run for some office.

by Hectorreply 212/31/2012

Waiting on the platform after a "date" with Nathan Lane, a rentboy will give in to uncontrollable sobbing, after which he will resolve to contact his old drug abuse counselor and enroll in community college.

by Hectorreply 312/31/2012

Jessica Simpson's fiance is on the money gravy-train being with Jessica.

He can stay on the money gravy-train for decades if he wishes.

He never has to work a day in his life.

He just goes from vacation to vacation with Jessica, and calls himself, if asked, a personal trainer.

In between vacations and traveling with Jessica, he plays with his little baby, Maxwell.

by Hectorreply 412/31/2012

Jen will dump yet another "perfect" boyfriend and the poor schnook will move back to his duplex on Washington Place. Where he lived with his girlfriend.

by Hectorreply 512/31/2012

In February, Jessica will eat Maxwell, mistaking him for a moist ham sandwich.

by Hectorreply 612/31/2012

I predict that I still won't give a fuck about anybody in OP's list.

by Hectorreply 712/31/2012

[quote]Jen Garner and Ben Affleck will divorce "amicably."

Aren't they do better now that she gave Ben the boy he wanted?

by Hectorreply 812/31/2012

[quote]I predict Jessica Simpson's 'fiance' will fly the coop.

[quote]Kim Kardashian and Kanye will get married in a gross, over-the-top ceremony, but it won't be televised.

[quote]Jen Garner and Ben Affleck will divorce "amicably."

[quote]Jen Aniston will adopt.

[quote]Lindsay Lohan will be arrested, AGAIN, and committed to some sort of mental health facility.

[quote]Leann and Eddie Cibrian will separate.

Wow, you really chose the most important and fascinating figures today in the performing arts, OP.

I care DEEPLY about all these people!

by Hectorreply 912/31/2012

Alec Baldwin will make headlines when he has a big old hissy fit in public.

Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Bynes, and Bobbi Brown will be hospitalized for "exhaustion".

Kanye West will say something about his "contract" with Kim, that most of the public will not understand.

Kristen Stewart will continue to insist that they're together up until the time of the last DVD release, even if they're never on the same continent.

by Hectorreply 1012/31/2012

[quote]Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Bynes, and Bobbi Brown will be hospitalized for "exhaustion".

No no no...not Bobbi Brown. I love her makeup. Anyone but her, R10.

by Hectorreply 1112/31/2012

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's baby will be born with the sign of the anti-Christ on it's scalp. This will, in turn, lead to a new reality show "The Kardashians: The Next Generation - Armageddon Awaits"

by Hectorreply 1212/31/2012

R10, I also predict all of those things just for January

by Hectorreply 1312/31/2012

Kristen Stewart will be caught in an oral sex act with an underaged boy.

Jerry Seinfeld will be charged with involuntary manslaughter.

A bus driven by Taylor Momsen will skid off a highway into an embankment and explode into flames. There will be no survivors.

by Hectorreply 1412/31/2012

A very important person in the entertainment industry will say of Mandy Patinkin, "You can't pay me enough to work with THAT motherfucker again."

by Hectorreply 1512/31/2012

Somebody on the street will flash their cell phone camera at Patti Lupone, deliberately, just to piss her off.

by Hectorreply 1612/31/2012

Max von Essen will present his hole.

by Hectorreply 1712/31/2012

Barbra's Gypsy will never see the light of day..

A male celebrity will be involved in a gay porn scandal...

by Hectorreply 1812/31/2012

Taylor Swift will break up with some famous actor/musician and write a song about it.

by Hectorreply 1912/31/2012

3 times in 2013 r19...

by Hectorreply 2012/31/2012

I predict Tom Cruise will get married again. To his 2010s version of Mia Farrow. And first wife Mimi Rogers will be quoted, "I always knew someday Tom would marry a boy."

Jennifer Lawrence will win the Oscar for best actress for her peformance in "Silver Linings Playbook." And, while delivering her speech, she will pull a Melissa Leo.

"Downton Abbey" will beat the broadcast network's Sunday-night programs in the A.C. Nielsen ratings. This will be quite a boon to Public Broadcasting.

Pro-football star Tim Tebow will be caught on camera — kissing a major league baseball player from the American League.

After ten television seasons, dating back to a mid-season 2003-04 debut, Donald Trump's "The Apprentice" will be canceled by NBC.

by Hectorreply 2101/01/2013

After a series of public failures & trashy girlfriends, Rob Kardashian will attempt suicide and have to be hospitalized for "exhaustion"

by Hectorreply 2201/01/2013

[quote]"Downton Abbey" will beat the broadcast network's Sunday-night programs in the A.C. Nielsen ratings. This will be quite a boon to Public Broadcasting.

And then the networks will do their own period dramas to try and cash in, full of historical inaccuracies, "modern" touches that are wildly out of place for the era so the younger demographic can "relate," and full of Botoxed and cosmetically enhanced actors and actresses who look completely wrong for the time period.

Am I missing anything?

by Hectorreply 2301/01/2013

Rebel Wilson lesbian scandal.

by Hectorreply 2401/01/2013

Since they don't have advertising' PBS neither subscribes to, nor is listed in, the Nielsen ratings.

by Hectorreply 2501/01/2013

One of Bruce and Kris Jenner's daughters will be busted for drugs

by Hectorreply 2601/01/2013

But true, r20.

by Hectorreply 2801/01/2013

In a revealing interview, Liza will admit that she got her drive from her mother, and her dreams from her father.

by Hectorreply 2901/01/2013

[quote]I predict Tom Cruise will get married again. To his 2010s version of Mia Farrow. And first wife Mimi Rogers will be quoted, "I always knew someday Tom would marry a boy."

Someone make sure to warn Emma Watson.

by Hectorreply 3001/01/2013

Zsa Zsa will continue to live

by Hectorreply 3101/01/2013

Lindsay Lohan will turn 27- and you know what THAT means!

by Hectorreply 3201/01/2013

Chase Williamson will remain in the closet even though he had a boyfriend who he cheated on for two fucking years.

by Hectorreply 3301/01/2013

Mama's Family - The Movie will begin production and filming for the big screen in 3-D.

Cougartown will be cancelled. Courtney Cox will continue her quest to be relevant.

DL viciousness directed towards Anne Hathaway will shift to Julia Stiles for some unknown reason.

We will all hate whichever actress is cast to play Anastasia in Fifty Shades of Grey. Multiple threads will be started minutes after the announcement and the "official" thread will reach 350+ replies within four hours.

by Hectorreply 3401/02/2013

REBEL WILSON DEAD

by Hectorreply 3501/04/2013

Kanye will introduce Kim to his mother's plastic surgeon and the world will be saved

by Hectorreply 3601/04/2013

Justin Bieber's balls will finally drop into his ball sack

by Hectorreply 3701/04/2013

R33 WHO?

by Hectorreply 3801/04/2013

I'm not making a prediction but this is something I would love to see. A big televised intervention for L. Lohan featuring Dr. Drew.

by Hectorreply 3901/04/2013

I predict that Tom Cruise find a new girlfriend whom he will date exclusively-but he will end up meeting his one true love and end up with her. His true love will be a black woman from Mississippi. It's gonna shock every one!

by Hectorreply 4008/15/2013

John Travolta will divorce Kelly Preston and marry Kirstie Alley.

by Hectorreply 4108/15/2013

As soon as the scars heal , Angelina Jolie will pose for Playboy. She's just dying to show off those new tits.

by Hectorreply 4208/15/2013

Did anyone predict a Datalounger would fuck a fattie?

by Hectorreply 4308/15/2013

I'm afraid it's splitsville for Delta Burke and Major Dad.

by Hectorreply 4408/15/2013

Macaulay Culkin will die.

by Hectorreply 4508/15/2013

Piers Moron's brain will be found in a burger at a fast food outlet, served up by a freshly-porked fattie.

It will resemble Simon Cowell's ballsack - small, green and smelling of Brussels sprouts.

by Hectorreply 4608/15/2013
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