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Ron Jeremy ruins every porn he is in...

Raisins ruin every dish they touch...

An Olive Garden meal can ruin every vacation...


by Anonymousreply 9801/15/2013

Raisins ruin every cookie.

by Anonymousreply 112/31/2012

Rethugs ruin my life

by Anonymousreply 212/31/2012

Donald Trump

by Anonymousreply 312/31/2012

The Tea Party

Jon Favreau and Vince Vaughn


by Anonymousreply 412/31/2012

You are right about Kale. Nasty stuff.

by Anonymousreply 512/31/2012

OP ruins every thread he starts

by Anonymousreply 612/31/2012

I'm eating dark chocolate covered raisins right now and they are delicious. I agree with all the other choices so far. For me:

Angelina Jolie

Faux Noise

Fundie christers - they even ruin christmas, for fuck's sake.

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by Anonymousreply 812/31/2012

What is faux noise?

by Anonymousreply 912/31/2012



by Anonymousreply 1012/31/2012

Olives and mushrooms make everything better.

by Anonymousreply 1112/31/2012


by Anonymousreply 1212/31/2012

No, R11, they ruin and make disgusting everything they touch. They are vile.

And R9... it's a common nick-name for Fox News...

by Anonymousreply 1312/31/2012

Paltrow is a good one.

by Anonymousreply 1412/31/2012


by Anonymousreply 1512/31/2012

Definitely raisins. They're a terrible surprise when you're all set to enjoy a cookie.

Big chunks of celery ruin everything they're in.

Green bell peppers. Obviously created by some evil force to make me burp for hours.

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by Anonymousreply 1712/31/2012


by Anonymousreply 1812/31/2012

Sarah Paulson

by Anonymousreply 1912/31/2012

Christianity ruins all rock music it touches.

by Anonymousreply 2012/31/2012

Any sort of nuts* or raisins in cookies, cakes, or ice-cream.

* Peanuts are an exception

by Anonymousreply 2112/31/2012

Walmart in any neighborhood.

by Anonymousreply 2212/31/2012

Cheryl should have posted by now.

by Anonymousreply 2312/31/2012


by Anonymousreply 2412/31/2012

I love golden raisins, especially in Moroccan and Afghan food.

by Anonymousreply 2512/31/2012

I agree, R25, and I'm generally a raisin hater.

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by Anonymousreply 2712/31/2012

Hey! I posted elsewhere about how much I love Italian meatballs with raisins in them, and who doesn't love oatmeal-raisin cookies???

My vote here is cilantro - blecch!

by Anonymousreply 2812/31/2012

Kristen Stewart

by Anonymousreply 2912/31/2012

I love oatmeal cookies, and can't imagine why people ruin them by putting raisons in them.

by Anonymousreply 3012/31/2012





British singing groups

by Anonymousreply 3112/31/2012

Jesus freaks: ruin everything

by Anonymousreply 3212/31/2012

Burlington Coat Factory ruins every mall it opens up in.

by Anonymousreply 3312/31/2012

Earrings And Caftans ruin every day

by Anonymousreply 3412/31/2012

R28 meatballs with raisins...vomit.

However I do love them with cilantro.

by Anonymousreply 3501/01/2013

Kathy Griffin. She is the entertainment equivalent of the worst of the gay subculture.

by Anonymousreply 3601/01/2013


And yet my favorite soup is split-pea.

by Anonymousreply 3701/01/2013

[quote]Sarah Paulson

Tell me about it.

by Anonymousreply 3801/01/2013

Why do people on this board say such awful things about Olive Garden? Every time I come on this site, someone has something snotty to say about it, and I am TIRED of it!!

Olive Garden is a perfectly lovely restaurant with good food and a wholesome atmosphere, yet you people come here and trash it over and over again. Why? What did it ever do to you??

Stop saying mean things about this wonderful restaurant!!

by Anonymousreply 3901/01/2013

R39 need a character name when you make parody posts like that.

by Anonymousreply 4001/01/2013


by Anonymousreply 4101/01/2013

[quote]What is faux noise?

Fox News

by Anonymousreply 4201/01/2013

The vegetative abominations Brussels sprouts and okra.

Thankfully, one seldom encounters them in normal life.

by Anonymousreply 4301/01/2013

Brussel sprouts.

I love olives and mushrooms and cheese. Raisins are ok.

Other ruinous things include - Tom Cruise, hot sauce in excess, mayo, pants on the ground, guns.

by Anonymousreply 4401/01/2013

Bitchy eldergays.

by Anonymousreply 4501/01/2013

An overly thin bottom ruins every porn I watch, every porn!

by Anonymousreply 4601/01/2013

Men with shaved pubes ruin sex...I just can't get it up for little boys.

by Anonymousreply 4701/01/2013

Balsamic vinegar. When they even started adding it to TV dinners, I had enough.

by Anonymousreply 4801/01/2013


by Anonymousreply 4901/01/2013

Where does all this raisin antipathy come from? They pretty much just taste sweet -- is it the consistency? If the black ones are too hard, try soaking them in boiled water (or rum or brandy) for 10 minutes, then drain & add to the recipe (the golden ones don't need this because they're much plumper & softer).

My grandfather loved the black ones in rice pudding: "Don't forget to add the bugs!".

Do raisin haters dislike dried cranberries too?

by Anonymousreply 5001/01/2013


by Anonymousreply 5101/01/2013

The Bush family

by Anonymousreply 5201/01/2013

Cilantro (coriander)--tastes like pencil lead wrapped in grass shavings.

by Anonymousreply 5301/01/2013

Whitney Cummings. And she is fucking EVERYWHERE.

by Anonymousreply 5401/01/2013

Henry Kissinger

Kim Kardashian

by Anonymousreply 5501/01/2013

Sean Combs

by Anonymousreply 5601/01/2013

[quote]Cilantro (coriander)--tastes like pencil lead wrapped in grass shavings.

It is interesting how it tastes like different things to different people. Interesting in the science way.

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by Anonymousreply 5801/01/2013

I think cilantro tastes like soap. And not Lifebuoy which does have a certain piquancy.

by Anonymousreply 5901/01/2013

Seth Rogan

Katherine Heigl

by Anonymousreply 6001/01/2013

Leslie fucking hag fish cunt slag die in a grease fire Mann

by Anonymousreply 6101/01/2013

Cilantro is notable in that some people have a genetic anomaly that makes it taste like soap to them--more for the rest of us!

by Anonymousreply 6201/01/2013

Lemon grass


by Anonymousreply 6301/01/2013

Raisins taste great in baked apples. Also they make an awesome paste. If you ever visit the Kripalu Yoga Center in MA, they have raisin paste at every meal as sweetener. Kale juices well, especially with some celery and a whole lemon. Who doesn't like olives? They're fucking awesome. I agree about mayo--blech!

by Anonymousreply 6401/01/2013

"Kale juices well..."

I never want to read those words in a sentence again.

by Anonymousreply 6501/01/2013

Bitchy younggays, R45, who no one, of course, knows are gay.

by Anonymousreply 6601/01/2013




by Anonymousreply 6701/01/2013

Joe Bastianich

His mother

by Anonymousreply 6801/01/2013

Jake Cruise

by Anonymousreply 6901/01/2013





tweezers (and male faces)

plastic surgeons


unpicked up dog shit

walking with your arms crossed, especially if a murse is involved

self righteousness

by Anonymousreply 7001/01/2013

Rebel Wilson

by Anonymousreply 7101/01/2013




by Anonymousreply 7201/01/2013

I love raisins, I can't think of any thing that's worse with raisins. I especially love them in main course dishes, because it's so delicious having a something sweet included in a meat dish. Like with almonds, yum. Another favorite is cream of wheat with raisins.

by Anonymousreply 7301/01/2013

R72, I love all of those things.

I could envision myself eating a cucumber, mustard and mayonnaise sandwich right now.

by Anonymousreply 7401/01/2013

Demi Moore

by Anonymousreply 7501/01/2013

[quote]If the black ones are too hard, try soaking them in boiled water (or rum or brandy) for 10 minutes, then drain & add to the recipe (the golden ones don't need this because they're much plumper & softer).

Or, we could just not eat the fucking things.

by Anonymousreply 7601/01/2013

Compound interest.

by Anonymousreply 7701/01/2013

Datalounge Primetime

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by Anonymousreply 7901/02/2013

I never even considered rehydrating raisins, r50. I'll have to try that, maybe I won't ever throw any out again. I googled, and soaking/sauteing them in fruit juice is also supposed to work, and make them more flavorful.

by Anonymousreply 8001/02/2013

Whoever keeps carpet-bombing these threads with his/her anti-misogyny garbage owns this thread.

by Anonymousreply 8101/02/2013

I will give her a nod for at least trying something other than her usual "misogyny kills" cut and paste. Bumping cunt threads was *sort of* subversively funny, R81.

by Anonymousreply 8201/02/2013

Julia Roberts

by Anonymousreply 8301/02/2013

Danny DeVito.

by Anonymousreply 8401/04/2013

Racist eldergays.

by Anonymousreply 8501/04/2013

Distressed denim.

Demi and Bruce's offspring.

Duane Reade.

by Anonymousreply 8601/04/2013

Christianity, conservatism, any intersection of the two.

by Anonymousreply 8701/04/2013

Rupert Murdoch.

by Anonymousreply 8801/04/2013


by Anonymousreply 8901/04/2013

Michele Bachmann

by Anonymousreply 9001/04/2013

Enough with the raisin posts.

They are ruining this thread...

by Anonymousreply 9101/04/2013

Small penises ruin otherwise gorgeous guys...although one can always flip them over and hope the backside makes up for the lack of goods in the front.

by Anonymousreply 9201/04/2013


by Anonymousreply 9301/04/2013

Sperm, anal pubes

by Anonymousreply 9401/04/2013

Chelsea Queens

They ruin everythng they turn up in, gyms, bars, restaurants, public places.

by Anonymousreply 9501/04/2013

R(87) has said it perfectly.

by Anonymousreply 9601/15/2013

Refried Beans. I don't eat the surrounding food if the Refried Beans have touched it

by Anonymousreply 9701/15/2013

Muslims ruin every country they immigrate to.

by Anonymousreply 9801/15/2013
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