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Have you ever spoken 'in tongues'?

What were you thinking?

by Anonymousreply 1010/12/2013

Isn't that something that lesbians do?

by Anonymousreply 112/30/2012

I was thinking, "My god I am speaking in tongues and I sound convincing!"

by Anonymousreply 212/30/2012

I was yelling, "Deeper! Deeper, Daddy!!!"

And then he went deeper.

by Anonymousreply 312/30/2012

I remember in church a pastor saying if you are ever around people speaking tongues just keep repeating,

"See my bow tie, tie my bow tie, retie my bow tie."

And you'll fit right in.

by Anonymousreply 410/11/2013

I thought we called it "rimming" these days.

by Anonymousreply 510/11/2013

No, I failed in that at school. The rest of the class was swaying and praying and managing it just fine. Ho hum.

by Anonymousreply 610/11/2013

Yes. I was thinking "God, help me get away from these lunatics! Rescue us!" Meaning me and my siblings. God didn't rescue us, FYI.

by Anonymousreply 710/11/2013

I was writing my new hit song!

by Anonymousreply 810/11/2013

I grew up in a Pentecostal church in Myrtle Point,Or and at 8yo I wanted to be spirit-filled so badly that I faked speaking in tongues one night during a Revival service. After I had been "Slain in the Spirit" I started chanting "La-La-Loo,La-La-Loo"..I could tell from the pastor's face that I wasn't fooling ANYBODY and I never tried to force the issue again.

It was quite the drama filled evening as we later had an "exorcism",the assistant pastor(who I could tell was ALSO faking)almost impaled his asshole by falling back on top of a potted palm and a crazy old lady took out two rows of metal folding chairs when no one was there to spot her as she fell backward in the "Spirit"...all I could think of was "STTTT-RRRIKE"!

by Anonymousreply 910/11/2013

Only when I was on Ativan.

by Anonymousreply 1010/12/2013
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