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You bitches know that's the gayest word ever, right? Real men don't "present" their holes or their penises or their chests or whatever. Nolan Miller "presents" a cavalcade of sequin-bedazzled costumes. ABC "presents" a movie of the week starring Meredith Baxter (Birney). You only "present" your ass if you're a total nelly bottom who envisions her ass to be a splendid buffet.


by Anonymousreply 3101/03/2013

OP preented his thoughts on presenting with a lovely sigh.

by Anonymousreply 112/30/2012

OP sounds fussy

by Anonymousreply 212/30/2012

Anyone who starts a post with "You bitches," and ends it with "Sigh..." has no business lecturing anyone on what sounds gay.

by Anonymousreply 312/30/2012

OP? Enough.

by Anonymousreply 412/30/2012

I remember when Don Loper "presented" the lovely Hollywood wives in his fashion show to benefit Share, Incorporated. So that shoots your "real men don't use the word present" straight to hell.

by Anonymousreply 512/30/2012

Alfred Hitchcock Presents!

by Anonymousreply 612/30/2012

I just saw a rerun of "Everybody Loves Raymond" where he tells a woman who accidentally touched his butt while he was bending over, "I wasn't presenting!"

by Anonymousreply 712/30/2012

Why did Mr. Hitchcock just ask me to kneel?

by Anonymousreply 812/30/2012

Isn't the term most often used in zoology, to describe how female animals present their genitalia durin mating? That's how I assumed DLers were usin it.

by Anonymousreply 912/30/2012

When was the last time Meredith Baxter (Birney) was in a movie of the week? OP is old

by Anonymousreply 1012/30/2012


by Anonymousreply 1112/30/2012

Real men? Real men wear sequins and squeal and suck cock. Deal with it!

by Anonymousreply 1212/30/2012

We're all gay here. Is there something wrong with gay people using gay terms? Or are you too self-hating to realize how stupid you sound, OP?

by Anonymousreply 1312/30/2012

[quote]You only "present" your ass if you're a total nelly bottom who envisions her ass to be a splendid buffet.

OP is just mad because her ass is a splendid buffet for no one.

by Anonymousreply 1412/30/2012

Wrong, OP.

Don't tell that to the male, heterosexual doms on, who order their female submissives to "present" their holes and any other body part desired routinely.

They'll "present" your nelly ass on a platter.

The word "present" has nothing to do with how macho one is, nor one's gender or sexuality.

by Anonymousreply 1512/30/2012

P.S. Being gay has nothing to do with how masculine or feminine a person is, either.

Which makes OP's headline the "gayest" of all; at least in OP's head.

by Anonymousreply 1612/30/2012

Let the games...and links to hole presentations...begin!

by Anonymousreply 1712/30/2012

R14 All that yummy curly anal hair

by Anonymousreply 1812/30/2012

R18 Too much product.

by Anonymousreply 1912/30/2012

[quote]Don't tell that to the male, heterosexual doms

Oh, right. DL is just filled to the *brim* with butch, dominant het studs seeking submissive women. MARY!

by Anonymousreply 2012/30/2012

OP? I have one word for you: DUH!

Seriously, did you think you were telling us something we didn't already know? Was there a point to starting this thread?

by Anonymousreply 2112/30/2012

r9 got it - like the rhesus monkeys presenting their red, inflamed back sides indicating they are ready for mating.

Or a fisting bottom presenting his prolapsed anus and puffy rosebud anxiously awaiting the next object d'insertion.

by Anonymousreply 2212/30/2012

Presenting the 85th Academy Awards!

by Anonymousreply 2312/30/2012

[quote]When was the last time Meredith Baxter (Birney) was in a movie of the week? OP is old

Perhaps, you will have the pleasure of growing old some day, too.

by Anonymousreply 2412/31/2012

Presenting is another word for gifting. My ass is a gift to the world. *hrummppphhh*

by Anonymousreply 2512/31/2012

She was in a Hallmark movie just last month!

by Anonymousreply 2612/31/2012

Presenting: "The act of directing the hindquarters toward another individual, either in sexual solicitation or as a gesture of appeasement derived from sexual presenting." (Estes, 1991)

by Anonymousreply 2712/31/2012

I spoke NOTHING of what DL is filled with, r20 /OP.

Reading comprehension much?

Everything you write is wrong and you're gunning for the World's Greatest Idiot trophy.

by Anonymousreply 2801/03/2013

OP, the acute philogist and cultural critic, thinks it's much more masculine when she announces her crack of doom is ready for "its big reveal."

by Anonymousreply 2901/03/2013

Please don't equate gay with nonmasculine. But yes, "presenting" is not a very masculine word.

by Anonymousreply 3001/03/2013

R30, okay, but please don't equate gay with masculine, either. Let's get past this construction altogether, please. It presents well for our community.

by Anonymousreply 3101/03/2013
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