This will make you puke. Disgusting.
Mark Zuckerberg's milky white hairy breasts
|by Anonymous||reply 138||06/01/2013|
Wow! He actually wears those sandels like he did in the movie?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||12/30/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 2||12/30/2012|
His breasts are bigger than hers. Also, they're both amazingly, milk-curdlingly ugly.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||12/30/2012|
Not disgusting at all. He looks like a regular guy. Nothing more, nothing less.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||12/30/2012|
I would suckle on them.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||12/30/2012|
I love nerdy, Jewish, guys but not this one.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||12/30/2012|
Did somebody say waxy, heaving breasts?
|by Anonymous||reply 7||12/30/2012|
"Milky white brea-- brea-- breastss"
Sounds like OP watched A League Of Their Own today.
Also, I may be the loan voice of dissent, but I dunno, I think he looks hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||12/30/2012|
Must correct myself. It should be: "Did somebody say 'imagine his milk white hairy breasts waxed and turning crimson with rage.'"
I should have done my research before I posted.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||12/30/2012|
Yes, R7! R7 knows the score with this Zuckerberg creature... Those are waxy breasts if I've ever seen them.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||12/30/2012|
Agree with R8.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||12/30/2012|
Looks like he's starting to hit the wailing wall, as most Jews eventually do.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||12/30/2012|
he's fug and so is his wife.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||12/30/2012|
Page lokoks fine. I'd do him in a second.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||12/30/2012|
Do either of them get sexually aroused by the other during sex?
|by Anonymous||reply 15||12/30/2012|
That should have read "He looks fine."
|by Anonymous||reply 16||12/30/2012|
Good lord, her legs are short.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||12/30/2012|
You were right the first time, R14/R16.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||12/30/2012|
He looks like a regular guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||12/30/2012|
He looks like a regular guy. Okay.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||12/30/2012|
R4 is correct. OP, you have mental issues.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||12/30/2012|
"loan voice of dissent..."
|by Anonymous||reply 22||12/30/2012|
They will produce some unattractive children. That won't matter, of course, being the offspring of a BILLIONAIRE. Little fuckers.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||12/30/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 24||12/30/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 25||12/30/2012|
Why would a young billionaire marry such an ugly woman? He could have any woman in the world and he marries that?
|by Anonymous||reply 26||12/30/2012|
Which other famous guys have breasts instead of pecs?
|by Anonymous||reply 27||12/30/2012|
All men who aren't obese or deformed look like "regular guys", and they can still be ugly.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||12/30/2012|
Because he's a taurus, r26.
They don't stray, they are loyal, and they value their partner.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||12/30/2012|
He isn't handsome but his body is "normal". He doesn't have a gut which is a plus.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||12/30/2012|
They will NOT have pretty children.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||12/30/2012|
His body looks fine to me. Still ugly though.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||12/30/2012|
You could get snow-blindness if you look at his body for too long.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||12/30/2012|
Are you kidding? He has zero muscle tone and is pasty white. I bet his toenails are thick and yellow. If he were fat, I could excuse the lack of muscle but this slob is normal weight.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||12/30/2012|
He does look hot.
Love his chest.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||12/30/2012|
He's cursed any male offspring to a life with tinymeat.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||12/30/2012|
At least he married someone equal in the looks department, and not some beauty.
The wife has a really old looking face.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||12/30/2012|
He looks "hot" for an emaciated senior citizen.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||12/30/2012|
I would do him. I used to think he was sexy. He has put on enough weight that he isn't so cute anymore. Still doable on the way to not so much.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||12/30/2012|
She looks like one of those roided up Chinese swimmers.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||12/30/2012|
I agree with R26. He could have married some hot, young beauty with a great body. I kind of admire him for (obviously) marrying for love and companionship and not looks.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||12/30/2012|
I guess this is money.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||12/30/2012|
At his age, he should weigh 94 pounds and his bathing suit should be a shocking pink rubber band. In twenty years, his hair should be a mix of gray and bleached-blonde, and he should be proudly displaying his moobs and pregnant-looking belly, which hides the front of his speedo. These rich guys really need to hire some of us DLers to be fashion consultants.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||12/30/2012|
Not that Zuckerberg is exactly an oil painting, but P. Chan has a seriously fug face and the body of a 12 year-old boy. Goddamn she is homely.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||12/30/2012|
Never mind his body, take a look at his face. He's developing jowls and he's not even 30!
|by Anonymous||reply 45||12/30/2012|
R44, I've never seen thighs like that on a boy.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||12/30/2012|
Oh please, he's just an average looking guy with an average body. Not disgusting by any means. I'd rate him a 4 or a 5. I pass 100 of him on the street every day. I'd sleep with him because he's likely STD-free.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||12/30/2012|
I think Mark Zuckerberg is really sexy.
You are all such assholes.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||12/30/2012|
You ladies are harsh tonight.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||12/30/2012|
Not anywhere near as bad as I was preparing for. The extremely pale skin is what stuck out the most for me.
No, he's not ripped at all, but he's hardly at man-breast phase (yet?)
|by Anonymous||reply 50||12/30/2012|
You all jerrous because he is birrionaire! Me nevah work evah! Tee hee!
|by Anonymous||reply 51||12/30/2012|
R51, get a clue, can you?
Jesus, DL is based on racism and sexism.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||12/30/2012|
He's easily a B cup. The wife is an A cup.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||12/30/2012|
He's hotter than that twerp who played him in the movie.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||12/30/2012|
He's a regular guy
|by Anonymous||reply 55||12/30/2012|
Facebook is so fucking shady. So is Zuckerberg.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||12/30/2012|
I think it's just the jealous types who are nitpicking over him. He's hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||12/30/2012|
Those aren't breasts.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||12/30/2012|
Who cares what he looks like. He's a billionaire.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||12/30/2012|
He's cute, motherfuckers.
What the fuck is your problem?
|by Anonymous||reply 60||12/30/2012|
[quote] What the fuck is your problem?
He doesn't have gay porn star looks.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||12/30/2012|
I'd hit it.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||12/30/2012|
Gay porn stars will never fuck you unless you're a gay porn star or john with a wad of cash.
Mark Zuckerberg is cute.
The reason gay teens want to kill themselves is because of self-loathing body fascists like you all.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||12/30/2012|
Zuckerberg and Priscilla are kind of my favorite celebrity couple. They're the incredibly rich version of every hetero prestige university nerd power couple you know
|by Anonymous||reply 64||12/30/2012|
That's brilliant, R64. I know exactly what you mean.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||12/30/2012|
This bullshit needs to stop. Zuckerberg is empirically ugly - he has a weak jaw, bug eyes, thin arms, flabby waist, short legs, and the start of a gut. Anyone who says he is cute is speaking from their own insecurity - they act reflexively to the truth, for fear of one day being told the same thing about themselves.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||12/30/2012|
The funny thing is, I guarantee you he looks better than 90% of DataLounge posters. And he is rich.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||12/30/2012|
R66, the simple truth--he fucks more than you. And he fucks a rich doctor. You keep going to the gym and wondering why you pay 19% on your credit cards.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||12/30/2012|
I wonder how often he oils his breasts to keep them supple.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||12/30/2012|
Can't get a white woman. Yawn.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||12/30/2012|
A puerile 'retort', R68. Why are you so invested in this guy's 'beauty'? He's not attractive - some people in life are not, and you'll just have to accept it.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||12/30/2012|
R71, Christ, you're mentally challenged. Just one more year and you're Obamacare kicks in. Seek help.
I never said anything about how attractive he is. I wouldn't fuck him. Keep up with the group. Occupational therapy might help.
And, btw, he Zuckerberg has more sex than you. You fucking hate that, don't you?
|by Anonymous||reply 72||12/30/2012|
I'm not R71, but you sound incredibly stupid right now, R72.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||12/30/2012|
You all need to dial down your insanely high standards of what's attractive. What, do you all want to go to bed with bland hairless 23-year-old white men with big puffy muscles and a vacant gaze? You're so boring, every single one of you. Men die because they cannot measure up to somebody's else's standards of physical perfection, are you aware of this? Gay men are the worst body fascists who ever lived. No wonder you hate yourselves: you're awful.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||12/30/2012|
Don't you have the courage to stand when you're being called out?
|by Anonymous||reply 75||12/30/2012|
A tan and a good wax and he'd be on his way. He needs to work out, but he's got a butt at least.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||12/30/2012|
You bored everyone, R75, and they fell asleep.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||12/30/2012|
It's sad when you're as ugly as Mark Zuckerberg is and your STILL better looking than your wife.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||12/30/2012|
Zuckerberg is entirely unappealing and unattractive. Wealthy, but unappealing and unattractive.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||12/30/2012|
I have always found Mark a sexy youngster. He is totally cute and I would be thrilled to have him. I wish he was 6 or 7 inches taller, but I'd still love him at 5'8".
All the darkies on DL love to poke fun at Mark because he isn't 50 shades of dinge, but Mark is just the type most of them would pester the shit out of if they ever caught him in a bar.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||12/30/2012|
FWIW, they're better-looking that John and Yoko ever were.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||12/30/2012|
Well that ain't saying much.
That's like saying Michael Phelps is better looking than that girl who played Blossom.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||12/30/2012|
I like normal looking guys like that. I'm one too. But especially straight guys, or geeks - when you get them out of their button downs or collars and they're just naked, hairy with their dicks out. So yeah, I'd fuck him.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||12/30/2012|
Did R80 just step out of the 50's? Now we know the truth about the Zuckerberg lovers - they're racist.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||12/30/2012|
r70 it's not that he can't get a white woman, it's that Asian women and Aspie Jewish guys go hand in hand. I've got one where I live. I can't for the life of me figure it out. Possibly 2 couples near me.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||12/30/2012|
Expounding on the Asian women & Aspie thing here on a psych forum and would love to know what DL'ers think
|by Anonymous||reply 86||12/30/2012|
How I'm missing yer
You're the Doctor of my dreams,
With your crinkly hair
And your glassy stare
And your Machiavellian schemes.
I know they say that you are very vain
And short and fat and pushy but
At least you're not insane.
How I'm missing yer
And wishing you were here!
|by Anonymous||reply 87||12/30/2012|
I think characterizing white guys who go out with Asian girls as being "aspy" or "nerdy" or "defective" is how insecure, jealous white women deal with white men leaving them in droves.
But in the spirit of fairness, I likewise think that white men who characterize white women who go out with black men as being "trashy" or "fat" or "slutty" is borne of insecurity and jealousy, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||12/31/2012|
I don't think so. For one thing Zuckerberg IS Aspie. And he married Asian, times that by however many. Tiger Mom married a white Jewish guy who is probably Aspie with her antics.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||12/31/2012|
And the question remains, why do Asian women like Aspie white men?
|by Anonymous||reply 90||12/31/2012|
R88, no one needs to "characterize" white women who date black men as "fat."
They *are* fat.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||12/31/2012|
This board is very out of touch with the times. While most people pair within their own race, a lot have been dating/marrying outside their race for what seems like forever now.
And since when are geeks (and there are a ton of them) that interested in the finer points of fashion or conscious about the aesthetics of their bodies? Do you honestly think MZ is an anomaly? He's a rich, smart guy but otherwise not unusual.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||12/31/2012|
His wife has massive legs.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||12/31/2012|
I think he looks hot in those pics, I don't get the haters
|by Anonymous||reply 94||12/31/2012|
His wife has the dreaded "thunder thighs"!
|by Anonymous||reply 95||12/31/2012|
If he is hot, then Seth Rogen is a hunk and Lena Dunham is gorgeous.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||12/31/2012|
Some guys are into average guys. In fact, these are the guys you should be dating because their monogamous. It's the good looking guys who fuck around and bring home STDs.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||12/31/2012|
Wow, this thread has totally confirmed my suspicion that DL is a kind of 21st-centur KKK meeting place. How do you all tolerate the racism that defines this board?
|by Anonymous||reply 98||12/31/2012|
He really has lovely, pert pink nipples. Bet they are REALLY sensitive, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||12/31/2012|
I've been here for over ten years and it's gotten really bad in the last five.
Disgusted by the influx of racist trash. Don't know if they're all gay, but the gay ones disgust me in particular because they should know better.
When you see an asshole shriek about the word "faggot" then whine about "political correctness" when it comes to slurs for other minorities, you know the site has gone to shit.
I hate to be one of those people, but I think DL used to be a more NY-centric one with most of the posters being from the NY area. Once the flyover/southern trash (be they gay or fraus) discovered the site, it went to shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||12/31/2012|
I'm with R83
|by Anonymous||reply 101||12/31/2012|
Please post pictures of your pencil neck, bird's legs, gynecomastic chest and distended belly for us to judge.
Remember honey, Jesus loves you but the rest of us think that you're an asshole.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||12/31/2012|
[quote] I hate to be one of those people, but I think DL used to be a more NY-centric one with most of the posters being from the NY area. Once the flyover/southern trash (be they gay or fraus) discovered the site, it went to shit.
R100 = geographic racist
|by Anonymous||reply 103||12/31/2012|
This thread captures the essence of NY: ugly, racist, and pretentious.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||12/31/2012|
R97 you are so full of shit. A lot of 'average' guys have low self esteem and will open their hole for anyone in order to feel attractive.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||12/31/2012|
We aren't racist, we just don't like ugly and we REALLY don't like FUGLY.
Mark Zuckerburg and his Commie wife polly can't decide whether to plant trees on what is rightfully Palestinian land or to work little kids to death in Nanking.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||12/31/2012|
[qoute]white women deal with white men leaving them in droves.
In droves? Really?
|by Anonymous||reply 107||12/31/2012|
R 95 and a FUPA
|by Anonymous||reply 108||12/31/2012|
[quote]Some guys are into average guys. In fact, these are the guys you should be dating because their monogamous. It's the good looking guys who fuck around and bring home STDs.
You've obviously never been to a bathhouse. It's ALWAYS the homely guys who are the biggest sluts. The hot guys are very selective.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||12/31/2012|
There so much in love that she can't be torn from her cell phone and he's trying to hold his stomach to keep from heaving.
Why the hell does he shave his stomach and leave that patch of hair on, what are supposed to be, his pecs?
|by Anonymous||reply 110||12/31/2012|
[quote]The hot guys are very selective.
They've got a lot more to select from & find their way to parties where only other hot men are invited. And there is always the adoration of the masses that will make excuses for them no matter what they do.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||12/31/2012|
Well he is a vegetarian Ginger who spent most of his life living on the East Coast. What do you expect? A golden tan?
I'm sure the net worth of $9.4 billion will help ease the shame of being pasty white.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||12/31/2012|
He can't help being pale or having bad hair or a big nose, but he doesn't have to be out of shape or to wear those ugly sandals.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||12/31/2012|
His paper net worth. He's only worth about 20 million in cash. That's like what the former fat kid on Two and A Half men makes in a year for showing up and saying one line.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||12/31/2012|
[quote]I'm sure the net worth of $9.4 billion will help ease the shame of being pasty white.
But, but... it's not like he can't afford tanning salons. And how dare someone that rich pick a fugly (isn't that a cool word f-u-g-l-y i just made it up) wife? She must be a beard. She must be!
Pasty complexion = to seem like a clueless straight white geek
Fugly (*giggle* I said it again) pediatrician (BORING!) wife = Beard
Conclusion = GAY!
|by Anonymous||reply 115||12/31/2012|
wow you people must all be super models. They are average looking, but attractive. Besides, I think he's got a nerdy jewish cub thing going on I could really get in to.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||12/31/2012|
Did an eldergay honestly just say that the word 'fugly' was "just made up"?
|by Anonymous||reply 117||12/31/2012|
[quote]Did an eldergay honestly just say that the word 'fugly' was "just made up"?
No dumb-dumb. A (presumably) gay person of indeterminate age but unmistakably low in gray matter is proudly tossing the word around without the slightest motion of how trite he is being.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||12/31/2012|
Why does he shave his stomach? Is that the in thing now?
|by Anonymous||reply 119||12/31/2012|
I'm an elder gay and I've got a better body than that.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||12/31/2012|
[quote]I hate to be one of those people, but I think DL used to be a more NY-centric one with most of the posters being from the NY area.
No, that's just your fantasy.
[quote]Once the flyover/southern trash (be they gay or fraus) discovered the site, it went to shit.
You've not been out much of your tiny ghetto, have you?
|by Anonymous||reply 121||12/31/2012|
That is a normal male body, he has nothing to be embarrassed about. The ridiculous derision on display here is DL's typically perverse body standards, based mostly on porn actors and male models. These standards are largely propagated by two distinct demographics: 1) Current and former disease ridden whores; and 2) The self-hating, virginal obese.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||12/31/2012|
Give me $5 billion and I'll settle.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||12/31/2012|
I kinda like his moobs. And I could work those nips for hours!
|by Anonymous||reply 124||12/31/2012|
Did R118 write that in English?
|by Anonymous||reply 125||12/31/2012|
[quote]No dumb-dumb. A (presumably) gay person of indeterminate age but unmistakably low in gray matter is proudly tossing the word around without the slightest motion of how trite he is being.
The poster was merely mocking this site.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||12/31/2012|
Do you think he keeps a natural bush?
|by Anonymous||reply 127||12/31/2012|
Thanks to the "milky white hairy breasts", this is the first time he's looked somewhat attractive to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||01/01/2013|
He's a dishonest person.
Bill Gates has redeemed himself somewhat by giving away a lot of money to help people on a global basis. Let's see Zuckerberg do the same with a nice chunk of his dough.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||01/01/2013|
She reminds me of some unfortunate photographs from the Vietnam war.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||01/01/2013|
[quote]isn't that a cool word f-u-g-l-y i just made it up
Did you just wake up from 15+ year trance and not realize you've been on the interwebz this whole time?
|by Anonymous||reply 131||01/01/2013|
Though he could use a bit more color, I actually like the way his body looks. An average man's body is much more of a turn-on to me than these interchangeable airbrushed-looking porn stars you see all over the Net. I also like the fact that he does not shave his chest.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||01/05/2013|
Want to get a message to Mark Zuckerberg? Facebook will ensure it gets to the company's young CEO -- but it might cost you.
Facebook is charging some users $100 to get a message to the top of the social network founder's inbox. Mashable first noticed the hefty pricetag, which it reports only appears to users who aren't one of Zuckerberg's 16 million followers.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||01/13/2013|
The feature seems to be an extension of the pay-for-messages experiment started in December 2012.
As of Friday afternoon, the payment option seemed sporadic, as several Huffington Post editors successfully messaged the Facebook founder without being asked to fork out the three-figure sum. That said, the messages likely went straight to Zuckerberg's "Other" folder, a little-known dark corner that collects users' Facebook messages from non-friends.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||01/13/2013|
He will always has more money than any little gym rat with a perfectly waxed, developed, tanned chest on here.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||01/13/2013|
I pay a Benji to suck on those teats.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||01/13/2013|
You say that as if money matters to everyone, R135. Some people just don't worship at the hairy white breast of Mammon, dear.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||01/13/2013|
He looks hot. Except for his face.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||06/01/2013|