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Mark Zuckerberg's milky white hairy breasts

This will make you puke. Disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 13806/01/2013

Wow! He actually wears those sandels like he did in the movie?

by Anonymousreply 112/30/2012


by Anonymousreply 212/30/2012

His breasts are bigger than hers. Also, they're both amazingly, milk-curdlingly ugly.


by Anonymousreply 312/30/2012

Not disgusting at all. He looks like a regular guy. Nothing more, nothing less.

by Anonymousreply 412/30/2012

I would suckle on them.

by Anonymousreply 512/30/2012

I love nerdy, Jewish, guys but not this one.

by Anonymousreply 612/30/2012

Did somebody say waxy, heaving breasts?

by Anonymousreply 712/30/2012

"Milky white brea-- brea-- breastss"

Sounds like OP watched A League Of Their Own today.

Also, I may be the loan voice of dissent, but I dunno, I think he looks hot.

by Anonymousreply 812/30/2012

Must correct myself. It should be: "Did somebody say 'imagine his milk white hairy breasts waxed and turning crimson with rage.'"

I should have done my research before I posted.

by Anonymousreply 912/30/2012

Yes, R7! R7 knows the score with this Zuckerberg creature... Those are waxy breasts if I've ever seen them.

by Anonymousreply 1012/30/2012

Agree with R8.

by Anonymousreply 1112/30/2012

Looks like he's starting to hit the wailing wall, as most Jews eventually do.

by Anonymousreply 1212/30/2012

he's fug and so is his wife.

by Anonymousreply 1312/30/2012

Page lokoks fine. I'd do him in a second.

by Anonymousreply 1412/30/2012

Do either of them get sexually aroused by the other during sex?

by Anonymousreply 1512/30/2012

That should have read "He looks fine."

by Anonymousreply 1612/30/2012

Good lord, her legs are short.

by Anonymousreply 1712/30/2012

You were right the first time, R14/R16.

by Anonymousreply 1812/30/2012

He looks like a regular guy.

by Anonymousreply 1912/30/2012

He looks like a regular guy. Okay.

by Anonymousreply 2012/30/2012

R4 is correct. OP, you have mental issues.

by Anonymousreply 2112/30/2012

"loan voice of dissent..."

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 2212/30/2012

They will produce some unattractive children. That won't matter, of course, being the offspring of a BILLIONAIRE. Little fuckers.

by Anonymousreply 2312/30/2012

Jewey Jewstein

by Anonymousreply 2412/30/2012


by Anonymousreply 2512/30/2012

Why would a young billionaire marry such an ugly woman? He could have any woman in the world and he marries that?

by Anonymousreply 2612/30/2012

Which other famous guys have breasts instead of pecs?

by Anonymousreply 2712/30/2012

All men who aren't obese or deformed look like "regular guys", and they can still be ugly.

by Anonymousreply 2812/30/2012

Because he's a taurus, r26.

They don't stray, they are loyal, and they value their partner.

by Anonymousreply 2912/30/2012

He isn't handsome but his body is "normal". He doesn't have a gut which is a plus.

by Anonymousreply 3012/30/2012

They will NOT have pretty children.

by Anonymousreply 3112/30/2012

His body looks fine to me. Still ugly though.

by Anonymousreply 3212/30/2012

You could get snow-blindness if you look at his body for too long.

by Anonymousreply 3312/30/2012

Are you kidding? He has zero muscle tone and is pasty white. I bet his toenails are thick and yellow. If he were fat, I could excuse the lack of muscle but this slob is normal weight.

by Anonymousreply 3412/30/2012

He does look hot.

Love his chest.

by Anonymousreply 3512/30/2012

He's cursed any male offspring to a life with tinymeat.

by Anonymousreply 3612/30/2012

At least he married someone equal in the looks department, and not some beauty.

The wife has a really old looking face.

by Anonymousreply 3712/30/2012

He looks "hot" for an emaciated senior citizen.

by Anonymousreply 3812/30/2012

I would do him. I used to think he was sexy. He has put on enough weight that he isn't so cute anymore. Still doable on the way to not so much.

by Anonymousreply 3912/30/2012

She looks like one of those roided up Chinese swimmers.

by Anonymousreply 4012/30/2012

I agree with R26. He could have married some hot, young beauty with a great body. I kind of admire him for (obviously) marrying for love and companionship and not looks.

by Anonymousreply 4112/30/2012

I guess this is money.

by Anonymousreply 4212/30/2012

At his age, he should weigh 94 pounds and his bathing suit should be a shocking pink rubber band. In twenty years, his hair should be a mix of gray and bleached-blonde, and he should be proudly displaying his moobs and pregnant-looking belly, which hides the front of his speedo. These rich guys really need to hire some of us DLers to be fashion consultants.

by Anonymousreply 4312/30/2012

Not that Zuckerberg is exactly an oil painting, but P. Chan has a seriously fug face and the body of a 12 year-old boy. Goddamn she is homely.

by Anonymousreply 4412/30/2012

Never mind his body, take a look at his face. He's developing jowls and he's not even 30!

by Anonymousreply 4512/30/2012

R44, I've never seen thighs like that on a boy.

by Anonymousreply 4612/30/2012

Oh please, he's just an average looking guy with an average body. Not disgusting by any means. I'd rate him a 4 or a 5. I pass 100 of him on the street every day. I'd sleep with him because he's likely STD-free.

by Anonymousreply 4712/30/2012

I think Mark Zuckerberg is really sexy.

You are all such assholes.

by Anonymousreply 4812/30/2012

You ladies are harsh tonight.

by Anonymousreply 4912/30/2012

Not anywhere near as bad as I was preparing for. The extremely pale skin is what stuck out the most for me.

No, he's not ripped at all, but he's hardly at man-breast phase (yet?)

by Anonymousreply 5012/30/2012

You all jerrous because he is birrionaire! Me nevah work evah! Tee hee!

by Anonymousreply 5112/30/2012

R51, get a clue, can you?

Jesus, DL is based on racism and sexism.

by Anonymousreply 5212/30/2012

He's easily a B cup. The wife is an A cup.

by Anonymousreply 5312/30/2012

He's hotter than that twerp who played him in the movie.

by Anonymousreply 5412/30/2012

He's a regular guy

by Anonymousreply 5512/30/2012

Facebook is so fucking shady. So is Zuckerberg.

by Anonymousreply 5612/30/2012

I think it's just the jealous types who are nitpicking over him. He's hot.

by Anonymousreply 5712/30/2012

Those aren't breasts.

by Anonymousreply 5812/30/2012

Who cares what he looks like. He's a billionaire.

by Anonymousreply 5912/30/2012

He's cute, motherfuckers.

What the fuck is your problem?

by Anonymousreply 6012/30/2012

[quote] What the fuck is your problem?

He doesn't have gay porn star looks.

by Anonymousreply 6112/30/2012

I'd hit it.

by Anonymousreply 6212/30/2012

Breaking News:

Gay porn stars will never fuck you unless you're a gay porn star or john with a wad of cash.

News Flash:

Mark Zuckerberg is cute.

News Update:

The reason gay teens want to kill themselves is because of self-loathing body fascists like you all.

by Anonymousreply 6312/30/2012

Zuckerberg and Priscilla are kind of my favorite celebrity couple. They're the incredibly rich version of every hetero prestige university nerd power couple you know

by Anonymousreply 6412/30/2012

That's brilliant, R64. I know exactly what you mean.

by Anonymousreply 6512/30/2012

This bullshit needs to stop. Zuckerberg is empirically ugly - he has a weak jaw, bug eyes, thin arms, flabby waist, short legs, and the start of a gut. Anyone who says he is cute is speaking from their own insecurity - they act reflexively to the truth, for fear of one day being told the same thing about themselves.

by Anonymousreply 6612/30/2012

The funny thing is, I guarantee you he looks better than 90% of DataLounge posters. And he is rich.

by Anonymousreply 6712/30/2012

R66, the simple truth--he fucks more than you. And he fucks a rich doctor. You keep going to the gym and wondering why you pay 19% on your credit cards.

by Anonymousreply 6812/30/2012

I wonder how often he oils his breasts to keep them supple.

by Anonymousreply 6912/30/2012

Can't get a white woman. Yawn.

by Anonymousreply 7012/30/2012

A puerile 'retort', R68. Why are you so invested in this guy's 'beauty'? He's not attractive - some people in life are not, and you'll just have to accept it.

by Anonymousreply 7112/30/2012

R71, Christ, you're mentally challenged. Just one more year and you're Obamacare kicks in. Seek help.

I never said anything about how attractive he is. I wouldn't fuck him. Keep up with the group. Occupational therapy might help.

And, btw, he Zuckerberg has more sex than you. You fucking hate that, don't you?

by Anonymousreply 7212/30/2012

I'm not R71, but you sound incredibly stupid right now, R72.

by Anonymousreply 7312/30/2012

You all need to dial down your insanely high standards of what's attractive. What, do you all want to go to bed with bland hairless 23-year-old white men with big puffy muscles and a vacant gaze? You're so boring, every single one of you. Men die because they cannot measure up to somebody's else's standards of physical perfection, are you aware of this? Gay men are the worst body fascists who ever lived. No wonder you hate yourselves: you're awful.

by Anonymousreply 7412/30/2012

Don't you have the courage to stand when you're being called out?

by Anonymousreply 7512/30/2012

A tan and a good wax and he'd be on his way. He needs to work out, but he's got a butt at least.

by Anonymousreply 7612/30/2012

You bored everyone, R75, and they fell asleep.

by Anonymousreply 7712/30/2012

It's sad when you're as ugly as Mark Zuckerberg is and your STILL better looking than your wife.

by Anonymousreply 7812/30/2012

Zuckerberg is entirely unappealing and unattractive. Wealthy, but unappealing and unattractive.

by Anonymousreply 7912/30/2012

I have always found Mark a sexy youngster. He is totally cute and I would be thrilled to have him. I wish he was 6 or 7 inches taller, but I'd still love him at 5'8".

All the darkies on DL love to poke fun at Mark because he isn't 50 shades of dinge, but Mark is just the type most of them would pester the shit out of if they ever caught him in a bar.

by Anonymousreply 8012/30/2012

FWIW, they're better-looking that John and Yoko ever were.

by Anonymousreply 8112/30/2012


Well that ain't saying much.

That's like saying Michael Phelps is better looking than that girl who played Blossom.

by Anonymousreply 8212/30/2012

I like normal looking guys like that. I'm one too. But especially straight guys, or geeks - when you get them out of their button downs or collars and they're just naked, hairy with their dicks out. So yeah, I'd fuck him.

by Anonymousreply 8312/30/2012

Did R80 just step out of the 50's? Now we know the truth about the Zuckerberg lovers - they're racist.

by Anonymousreply 8412/30/2012

r70 it's not that he can't get a white woman, it's that Asian women and Aspie Jewish guys go hand in hand. I've got one where I live. I can't for the life of me figure it out. Possibly 2 couples near me.

by Anonymousreply 8512/31/2012

Expounding on the Asian women & Aspie thing here on a psych forum and would love to know what DL'ers think

by Anonymousreply 8612/31/2012

Henry Kissinger

How I'm missing yer

You're the Doctor of my dreams,

With your crinkly hair

And your glassy stare

And your Machiavellian schemes.

I know they say that you are very vain

And short and fat and pushy but

At least you're not insane.

Henry Kissinger

How I'm missing yer

And wishing you were here!

by Anonymousreply 8712/31/2012

I think characterizing white guys who go out with Asian girls as being "aspy" or "nerdy" or "defective" is how insecure, jealous white women deal with white men leaving them in droves.

But in the spirit of fairness, I likewise think that white men who characterize white women who go out with black men as being "trashy" or "fat" or "slutty" is borne of insecurity and jealousy, too.

by Anonymousreply 8812/31/2012

I don't think so. For one thing Zuckerberg IS Aspie. And he married Asian, times that by however many. Tiger Mom married a white Jewish guy who is probably Aspie with her antics.

by Anonymousreply 8912/31/2012

And the question remains, why do Asian women like Aspie white men?

by Anonymousreply 9012/31/2012

R88, no one needs to "characterize" white women who date black men as "fat."

They *are* fat.

by Anonymousreply 9112/31/2012

This board is very out of touch with the times. While most people pair within their own race, a lot have been dating/marrying outside their race for what seems like forever now.

And since when are geeks (and there are a ton of them) that interested in the finer points of fashion or conscious about the aesthetics of their bodies? Do you honestly think MZ is an anomaly? He's a rich, smart guy but otherwise not unusual.

by Anonymousreply 9212/31/2012

His wife has massive legs.

by Anonymousreply 9312/31/2012

I think he looks hot in those pics, I don't get the haters

by Anonymousreply 9412/31/2012

His wife has the dreaded "thunder thighs"!

by Anonymousreply 9512/31/2012

If he is hot, then Seth Rogen is a hunk and Lena Dunham is gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 9612/31/2012

Some guys are into average guys. In fact, these are the guys you should be dating because their monogamous. It's the good looking guys who fuck around and bring home STDs.

by Anonymousreply 9712/31/2012

Wow, this thread has totally confirmed my suspicion that DL is a kind of 21st-centur KKK meeting place. How do you all tolerate the racism that defines this board?

by Anonymousreply 9812/31/2012

He really has lovely, pert pink nipples. Bet they are REALLY sensitive, too.

by Anonymousreply 9912/31/2012

Agreed, R98.

I've been here for over ten years and it's gotten really bad in the last five.

Disgusted by the influx of racist trash. Don't know if they're all gay, but the gay ones disgust me in particular because they should know better.

When you see an asshole shriek about the word "faggot" then whine about "political correctness" when it comes to slurs for other minorities, you know the site has gone to shit.

I hate to be one of those people, but I think DL used to be a more NY-centric one with most of the posters being from the NY area. Once the flyover/southern trash (be they gay or fraus) discovered the site, it went to shit.

by Anonymousreply 10012/31/2012

I'm with R83

by Anonymousreply 10112/31/2012

Dear OP,

Please post pictures of your pencil neck, bird's legs, gynecomastic chest and distended belly for us to judge.

Remember honey, Jesus loves you but the rest of us think that you're an asshole.

by Anonymousreply 10212/31/2012

[quote] I hate to be one of those people, but I think DL used to be a more NY-centric one with most of the posters being from the NY area. Once the flyover/southern trash (be they gay or fraus) discovered the site, it went to shit.

R100 = geographic racist

by Anonymousreply 10312/31/2012

This thread captures the essence of NY: ugly, racist, and pretentious.

by Anonymousreply 10412/31/2012

R97 you are so full of shit. A lot of 'average' guys have low self esteem and will open their hole for anyone in order to feel attractive.

by Anonymousreply 10512/31/2012

We aren't racist, we just don't like ugly and we REALLY don't like FUGLY.

Mark Zuckerburg and his Commie wife polly can't decide whether to plant trees on what is rightfully Palestinian land or to work little kids to death in Nanking.

by Anonymousreply 10612/31/2012

[qoute]white women deal with white men leaving them in droves.

In droves? Really?

by Anonymousreply 10712/31/2012

R 95 and a FUPA

by Anonymousreply 10812/31/2012

[quote]Some guys are into average guys. In fact, these are the guys you should be dating because their monogamous. It's the good looking guys who fuck around and bring home STDs.

You've obviously never been to a bathhouse. It's ALWAYS the homely guys who are the biggest sluts. The hot guys are very selective.

by Anonymousreply 10912/31/2012

There so much in love that she can't be torn from her cell phone and he's trying to hold his stomach to keep from heaving.

Why the hell does he shave his stomach and leave that patch of hair on, what are supposed to be, his pecs?

by Anonymousreply 11012/31/2012

[quote]The hot guys are very selective.

They've got a lot more to select from & find their way to parties where only other hot men are invited. And there is always the adoration of the masses that will make excuses for them no matter what they do.

by Anonymousreply 11112/31/2012

Well he is a vegetarian Ginger who spent most of his life living on the East Coast. What do you expect? A golden tan?

I'm sure the net worth of $9.4 billion will help ease the shame of being pasty white.

by Anonymousreply 11212/31/2012

He can't help being pale or having bad hair or a big nose, but he doesn't have to be out of shape or to wear those ugly sandals.

by Anonymousreply 11312/31/2012


His paper net worth. He's only worth about 20 million in cash. That's like what the former fat kid on Two and A Half men makes in a year for showing up and saying one line.

by Anonymousreply 11412/31/2012

[quote]I'm sure the net worth of $9.4 billion will help ease the shame of being pasty white.

But, but... it's not like he can't afford tanning salons. And how dare someone that rich pick a fugly (isn't that a cool word f-u-g-l-y i just made it up) wife? She must be a beard. She must be!

Pasty complexion = to seem like a clueless straight white geek

Fugly (*giggle* I said it again) pediatrician (BORING!) wife = Beard

Conclusion = GAY!

by Anonymousreply 11512/31/2012

wow you people must all be super models. They are average looking, but attractive. Besides, I think he's got a nerdy jewish cub thing going on I could really get in to.

by Anonymousreply 11612/31/2012

Did an eldergay honestly just say that the word 'fugly' was "just made up"?


by Anonymousreply 11712/31/2012

[quote]Did an eldergay honestly just say that the word 'fugly' was "just made up"?

No dumb-dumb. A (presumably) gay person of indeterminate age but unmistakably low in gray matter is proudly tossing the word around without the slightest motion of how trite he is being.

by Anonymousreply 11812/31/2012

Why does he shave his stomach? Is that the in thing now?

by Anonymousreply 11912/31/2012

I'm an elder gay and I've got a better body than that.

by Anonymousreply 12012/31/2012

[quote]I hate to be one of those people, but I think DL used to be a more NY-centric one with most of the posters being from the NY area.

No, that's just your fantasy.

[quote]Once the flyover/southern trash (be they gay or fraus) discovered the site, it went to shit.

You've not been out much of your tiny ghetto, have you?

by Anonymousreply 12112/31/2012

That is a normal male body, he has nothing to be embarrassed about. The ridiculous derision on display here is DL's typically perverse body standards, based mostly on porn actors and male models. These standards are largely propagated by two distinct demographics: 1) Current and former disease ridden whores; and 2) The self-hating, virginal obese.

by Anonymousreply 12212/31/2012

Give me $5 billion and I'll settle.

by Anonymousreply 12312/31/2012

I kinda like his moobs. And I could work those nips for hours!

by Anonymousreply 12412/31/2012

Did R118 write that in English?

by Anonymousreply 12512/31/2012

[quote]No dumb-dumb. A (presumably) gay person of indeterminate age but unmistakably low in gray matter is proudly tossing the word around without the slightest motion of how trite he is being.

The poster was merely mocking this site.

by Anonymousreply 12612/31/2012

Do you think he keeps a natural bush?

by Anonymousreply 12712/31/2012

Thanks to the "milky white hairy breasts", this is the first time he's looked somewhat attractive to me.

by Anonymousreply 12801/01/2013

He's a dishonest person.

Bill Gates has redeemed himself somewhat by giving away a lot of money to help people on a global basis. Let's see Zuckerberg do the same with a nice chunk of his dough.

by Anonymousreply 12901/01/2013

She reminds me of some unfortunate photographs from the Vietnam war.

by Anonymousreply 13001/01/2013

[quote]isn't that a cool word f-u-g-l-y i just made it up

Did you just wake up from 15+ year trance and not realize you've been on the interwebz this whole time?

by Anonymousreply 13101/01/2013

Though he could use a bit more color, I actually like the way his body looks. An average man's body is much more of a turn-on to me than these interchangeable airbrushed-looking porn stars you see all over the Net. I also like the fact that he does not shave his chest.

by Anonymousreply 13201/05/2013

Want to get a message to Mark Zuckerberg? Facebook will ensure it gets to the company's young CEO -- but it might cost you.

Facebook is charging some users $100 to get a message to the top of the social network founder's inbox. Mashable first noticed the hefty pricetag, which it reports only appears to users who aren't one of Zuckerberg's 16 million followers.

by Anonymousreply 13301/13/2013

The feature seems to be an extension of the pay-for-messages experiment started in December 2012.

As of Friday afternoon, the payment option seemed sporadic, as several Huffington Post editors successfully messaged the Facebook founder without being asked to fork out the three-figure sum. That said, the messages likely went straight to Zuckerberg's "Other" folder, a little-known dark corner that collects users' Facebook messages from non-friends.

by Anonymousreply 13401/13/2013

He will always has more money than any little gym rat with a perfectly waxed, developed, tanned chest on here.

by Anonymousreply 13501/13/2013

I pay a Benji to suck on those teats.

by Anonymousreply 13601/13/2013

You say that as if money matters to everyone, R135. Some people just don't worship at the hairy white breast of Mammon, dear.

by Anonymousreply 13701/13/2013

He looks hot. Except for his face.

by Anonymousreply 13806/01/2013
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