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What are your new years resolutions?


by Anonymousreply 2901/09/2013

Continue some of the good habits I started in 2012; only drink water, exercise 3 times a week, only smoke pot on some weekends, get a new job, continue saving 10% in my 401k.

2012, the year I became a boring old fart eldergay.

by Anonymousreply 112/30/2012

To go black and NEVER come back.

by Anonymousreply 212/30/2012

To plant my own tree and make it grow.

by Anonymousreply 312/30/2012

1. get a raise

2. drink more water and less booze

3. sleep eight hrs/night

by Anonymousreply 412/30/2012

Fuck a nice big man ass everyday

by Anonymousreply 512/30/2012

To get the AIDS

by Anonymousreply 612/30/2012

To spend less time on Datalounge

by Anonymousreply 712/30/2012

1) To wear more color.

2) To refuse to engage in other people's drama, even in an avuncular advisory way.

3) To start walking more again.

by Anonymousreply 812/30/2012

Lose 10 pounds

Get a new job

Get a boyfriend

Have a lot of sex, protected, while looking for a boyfriend

Buy a house or condo

Make some new friends

by Anonymousreply 912/30/2012

Tone waist from 32" to 30" - all my suit pants are 30"

Let all paid online entertainment addictions expire

Get a job

Start CPA process

Fuck someone my own age - not older

by Anonymousreply 1012/30/2012

to fix my life.

by Anonymousreply 1112/30/2012

Get back to a 32" waist.

by Anonymousreply 1212/30/2012

cut booze, sugar and deal with my insomnia

by Anonymousreply 1312/30/2012

To read one book. Just one. I hate reading. I know, you're not supposed to say that out loud.

by Anonymousreply 1412/30/2012

to textually bitch-slap the punctuationally-deficient.

by Anonymousreply 1512/30/2012

To find a decent job.

Continue working out

Pay off my credit card

by Anonymousreply 1612/30/2012

Tell my boyfriend of 20 months that I love him.

Pay off credit card debt.

Save as much money as possible.

Visit Europe.

by Anonymousreply 1712/30/2012

ride in the Goodyear Blimp

by Anonymousreply 1812/30/2012

take fish oil everyday

smoke pot nightly

drink only on special occasions

do yoga 2x a week

sex 3x a week


by Anonymousreply 1912/30/2012

Cut booze for 6 months; Re-evaluate.

by Anonymousreply 2012/30/2012

Use my passport again...

by Anonymousreply 2112/31/2012

Getting my shit together. Finally.

by Anonymousreply 2212/31/2012

- get a job that I like

- take better care of my hip while maintaining my work-out routine

- continue raw food diet as best as I can

by Anonymousreply 2312/31/2012

To make no more resolutions

by Anonymousreply 2412/31/2012

Retire from working for a living.

by Anonymousreply 2512/31/2012

find hunk with extra hairy hole

by Anonymousreply 2612/31/2012

I really need to focus more on myself in the coming year, after being concerned about everyone else's needs.

by Anonymousreply 2712/31/2012

I'm going to clean up my diet. No more red meat, drastically cut down on dairy, and lots more fruits and vegetables starting Jan. 3rd. I went from a 31" waist this year to a 33" and I need to stop before my waist gets any bigger.

by Anonymousreply 2812/31/2012

R26 "an extra hairy hole"?

How many hairy holes do you want him to have? Are your hands cold or something?

by Anonymousreply 2901/09/2013
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