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I came three times today

...all because of one guy who I met on Skype. He has the most picture-perfect, honest to God nine-inch penis that quite simply drives me up the fuckin' wall. I usually only cum once a day, but I haven't been able to stop thinking about that dick today...I have dick on the brain. I'M DICKMATIZED!!! I'M A FUCKIN' LUNATIC!!! I think I'm in love.

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 4601/03/2013

Nobody. Fucking. Cares.

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 112/29/2012

Thanks for sharing. How did you cum? By self fellating? Pumping your erection meds enhanced wang?

Oh and when you cum once a day is that in a wet dream or do you get a young rent boy to take care of that?

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 212/29/2012

I can come up to five times a day if I'm sufficiently horny. Women say their "brains were banged out" when they were screwed that good that they can't think,

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 312/29/2012

He's actually a cam4 whore, isn't he? You don't just meet people on Skype.

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 412/30/2012

You cared enough to post, R1.

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 512/30/2012

You meet them on cam4, R4, then pay to move it to Skype.

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 612/30/2012

I am new to the Skype thing...I've gotten off with a few guys, but have never paid for it! Good grief...didn't know you could do that LOL! I just meet them on camfuze.

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 712/30/2012

This thread is useless pics and so is the OP.

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 812/30/2012

You didn't even meet? You're not in love. You're in Internet solo lust.

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 912/30/2012

I bent my wookie.

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 1012/30/2012

Darlin' you're a whore.

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 1112/30/2012

[quote]...pay to move it to Skype.

I thought Skype was free.

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 1212/31/2012

This thread is useless without pics.

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 1312/31/2012

[quote]Darlin' you're a whore.

I can't stop laughing, r11. That's so original. Thanks for posting. You're amazing.

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 1412/31/2012

Amateur.

I come that often on a normal day. I've done 10 times in one day before.

Stupid internet porn.

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 1512/31/2012

Doesn't your dick kill after a couple of times R15? Mine gets fucking SORE after about twice.

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 1612/31/2012

More than ten in a day and things get sore. More than three or four times in an hour and things get sore.

So you just space it out a bit.

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 1712/31/2012

I'm jealous. Then again, if I *could* cum 10 times a day I'd never leave my house...so perhaps I'm lucky I can't.

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 1812/31/2012

R18, I don't get out much.

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 1901/01/2013

I am 90 minutes into what promises to be a 3 hour edging session.

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 2001/01/2013

I once edged for four hours.... and when I finally came, it was like I threw a rod in my cum-engine. It hurt. It didn't work. It was like a retrograde ejaculation or something.

Edging is fun, and after 30-60 minutes of it you shoot an impressive load with an impressive orgasm, but there CAN be too much of a good thing.

Won't do that again.

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 2101/01/2013

Why are you telling us this, OP? What does this have to do with any of us?

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 2201/01/2013

I masturbate a lot because I'm the only one in the world that will touch me.

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 2301/01/2013

We can relate, R23

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 2401/01/2013

I'm jacking to the The Vienna Philharmonic and Strauss. It wouldn't be New Year's without Strauss. I like the change in tempo.

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 2501/01/2013

Sssssssssskype.

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 2601/01/2013

I used to cum 2-3 times a day. Often I would cum 4-5 if I was horny enough. But then I'd usually have a day or two off then back to 2-3 a day. Now I cum about once a week. I haven't cum twice with a guy in a long time. Wish I could!

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 2701/01/2013

The most Ive ever had was eight orgasms in one day. I can usually get four really comfortably if I have nothing else to do during the day, and they get better each time. After a while I can feel them all the way in my spine. Once I stopped using my hands it made a hell of difference! Using hands really wears out the dick and prevents you from nutting back to back.

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 2801/01/2013

What do you use, R28?

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 2901/01/2013

Still interested in where you met this guy.

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 3001/01/2013

This never happened.

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 3101/01/2013

I feel sorry for men. I can cum 10 times in a row one right after the other. It's great to be a woman.

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 3201/01/2013

R32

It's great to be a woman... except for the disgusting fact that your genitals smell like fish.

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 3301/01/2013

Just a little friction r29, I lay on my stomach and grind lightly on the mattress. Its also something different if your guy (or Skype viewer lol) is a freak and likes to watch you get off by yourself ;)

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 3401/01/2013

R33, it's no use being jealous that the smell of fish attracts way more men than the smell of shit ever will.

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 3501/01/2013

R35

Ha. In what world? Cracks can be cleaned it's been proven, no matter how hard you scrub, the fish smell can never be removed from you pussay.

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 3601/01/2013

R36, for the sake of argument, let's say your ridiculous statement is right. I can still get WAY, WAY, more men than you. I get women too. Who wouldn't rather eat fish than shit.

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 3701/01/2013

Girls, girls, you're both pretty!

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 3801/01/2013

R34 has slipcovers on her sofas for a reason...

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 3901/01/2013

Only three times?

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 4001/01/2013

R37

That isn't much of an argument considering... I have no interest in getting women.

If I wanted that smell, I'd go sniff the trash can three days after I've thrown out some salmon.

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 4101/01/2013

The part about women wasn't an argument, I just threw it in cause I love em. The part about men is true, and that kills you.

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 4201/01/2013

R42

Yes.. it's "killing me..."

I'm just dying over how you get off trying to feel superior that you have a dirty vagina that can get so many men and women... and.yet.you're.spending.so.much.time.here.

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 4301/01/2013

[quote] Yes.. it's "killing me..."

I know. Turn that frown upside down, silly clown!

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 4401/01/2013

You'd be surprised R37!

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 4501/01/2013

[quote]Using hands really wears out the dick and prevents you from nutting back to back.

Use some lube.

by I just had to tell you guys.reply 4601/03/2013
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