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You Get to Eat Out Any Male Celebrity's Ass Part II

First thread full.

David Giuntoli's cute ass. There is something about him that makes me want to cuddle right up with him and lick him from head to toe.

by Anonymousreply 259June 14, 2020 1:12 PM

I'm not going to put my mouth on any man's shit-hole. Have you never heard of E-coli, shingella, and a plethora of other pathogens that you can spread or catch if you simply don't wash you hands well after going to the bathroom?

by Anonymousreply 1December 29, 2012 10:37 PM

R1 is fused to his mother's couch.

by Anonymousreply 2December 29, 2012 10:38 PM

OK then, don't do it. Settled.

by Anonymousreply 3December 29, 2012 10:39 PM

Zac Efron. Yes, please.

by Anonymousreply 4December 29, 2012 10:41 PM

Nipsy Russel!!!!

by Anonymousreply 5December 29, 2012 10:45 PM

R1, I doubt celebrities shit, anyway.

by Anonymousreply 6December 29, 2012 10:56 PM

Rufus Wainwright. Over and over and over..

by Anonymousreply 7December 29, 2012 11:08 PM

Ben Whishaw.

Or Cillian Murphy.

by Anonymousreply 8December 29, 2012 11:13 PM

I like your taste in men, R8.

by Anonymousreply 9December 29, 2012 11:18 PM

Matt Damon - still sweet stuff

Ryan Phillippe

Elijah Wood

Eric Dane

by Anonymousreply 10December 29, 2012 11:24 PM

Bump for David Giuntoli! And when i am done, send in Taylor Lautner

by Anonymousreply 11December 29, 2012 11:31 PM

I agree with Zac Efron, closely followed by Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

by Anonymousreply 12December 29, 2012 11:32 PM

Perseus

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by Anonymousreply 13December 29, 2012 11:36 PM

R1 - I'm with you, mate. Rimming is some nasty business.

by Anonymousreply 14December 30, 2012 12:13 AM

Ed Asner after he judged a chili dog contest.

by Anonymousreply 15December 30, 2012 12:23 AM

Tom Welling. Totally Tom Welling!! Gorgeous!

by Anonymousreply 16December 30, 2012 12:27 AM

Andrew Garfield

by Anonymousreply 17December 30, 2012 12:37 AM

this guy on taco tuesday

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by Anonymousreply 18December 30, 2012 1:18 AM

Nick Jonas. Hate his so-called music, love his ass.

by Anonymousreply 19December 30, 2012 1:43 AM

[quote]Rufus Wainwright. Over and over and over..

I agree, and how!

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by Anonymousreply 20December 30, 2012 1:47 AM

Rufus has lily-white fragrant feet, with long elongated toes..

by Anonymousreply 21December 30, 2012 1:56 AM

Like the OP David Giuntoli. Have never found any good pics of his body or ass.......His pretty face is enough I guess............

by Anonymousreply 22December 30, 2012 2:24 AM

[quote]Have you never heard of E-coli, shingella, and a plethora of other pathogens that you can spread or catch if you simply don't wash you hands well after going to the bathroom?

Yes, we know the risks, schoolmarm. Many of us have rimmed most of our lives and never caught anything. There's risk involved in anything. There's risk involved in driving a car, yet do you take it upon yourself to scold people who drive? You are annoying. If it isn't for you then skip the thread no need to be an overbearing hall monitor. It's not wanted or appreciated.

by Anonymousreply 23December 30, 2012 2:32 AM

R22, he did a G-string dance on ROAD RULES. I think that's the closest he's gotten to a nude scene. At least you can see crack.

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by Anonymousreply 24December 30, 2012 2:39 AM

And another:

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by Anonymousreply 25December 30, 2012 2:39 AM

For some reason, the first pic at R24 didn't show up.

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by Anonymousreply 26December 30, 2012 2:43 AM

Bradley Cooper justin Timberlake Ryan Gosling Dylan McDermott Chace Crawford

by Anonymousreply 27December 30, 2012 2:44 AM

Penn Badgely

by Anonymousreply 28December 30, 2012 3:02 AM

Ryan Gosling, Gale Harold and Randy Harrison.

by Anonymousreply 29December 30, 2012 3:24 AM

Eric Bana, Jason Kennedy, Ryan Serhant, Adam Levine, Marc Consuelos, Jared Leto,

by Anonymousreply 30December 30, 2012 3:40 AM

Robert Conrad in 1968

by Anonymousreply 31December 30, 2012 3:43 AM

Gene Kelly circa 1953

by Anonymousreply 32December 30, 2012 3:44 AM

Perry King and/or Joe Penny in 1981

by Anonymousreply 33December 30, 2012 3:48 AM

Lee Majors in the 70s

by Anonymousreply 34December 30, 2012 3:49 AM

Chris Evans aka Captain America

by Anonymousreply 35December 30, 2012 3:50 AM

John Amos

by Anonymousreply 36December 30, 2012 3:51 AM

Colin Farrell

by Anonymousreply 37December 30, 2012 4:08 AM

Ron Ely dressed as Tarzan. Hell, any of the guys who have ever played Tarzan!

by Anonymousreply 38December 30, 2012 4:09 AM

Arnold Schwazzenegger

by Anonymousreply 39December 30, 2012 4:10 AM

Dermot Malroney back in the day

by Anonymousreply 40December 30, 2012 4:11 AM

Jude Law while he was filming The Talented Mr. Ripley.

by Anonymousreply 41December 30, 2012 4:12 AM

Aaron Taylor-Johnson. His ass in Savages is perfection.

by Anonymousreply 42December 30, 2012 4:18 AM

I don't care to eat his ass but I would so sit on the face of Tom Selleck. Someone needs to start a thread on whose celebrity face do you want to plunk your hole down on?

by Anonymousreply 43December 30, 2012 4:28 AM

Bonnie Franklin

by Anonymousreply 44December 30, 2012 5:03 AM

Jason Bateman

by Anonymousreply 45December 30, 2012 5:05 AM

Oh wow...any ass, well let me see. Andrew Garfield Chris Evans

by Anonymousreply 46December 30, 2012 5:18 AM

Lick-a-the-ass...Get-a-the-AIDS

by Anonymousreply 47December 30, 2012 10:26 AM

Giardia, hep, warts, yeah, maybe, R47.

But not AIDS, unless your tongue is a Cuisinart blade.

Think a little, huh?

by Anonymousreply 48December 30, 2012 10:40 AM

Dominic Monaghan.

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by Anonymousreply 49December 30, 2012 10:43 AM

Steve Amell

by Anonymousreply 50December 30, 2012 10:51 AM

Is it any wonder about why most homosexuals refuse to be identified with the "gay" movement? Like I would want the whole world to put me in the category with people who have no concept of civilized sanitary behavior. AIDS might not be transmitted in that manner, but the list of diseases which are transitted by that behavior is so long that nobody could list all of them, and I could not spell most of them. It may be their own personal business if someone wants to expose their health and life to disease, but they spread their germs and diseases all around every place they go. They work in food production and food service industries, and in addition to making people sick, millions of dollars worth of food is destroyed everytime someone who does not care about sanitary food contaminates and causes an outbreak of food-borne illness.

by Anonymousreply 51December 30, 2012 10:58 AM

Damn, MARY at R51 --

Why the fuck are you on this board anyway?

Put on your wimple and get to mass.

by Anonymousreply 52December 30, 2012 11:10 AM

[quote]Adam Levine

LOL! What ass? That guy's ass is as flat as a pancake:

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by Anonymousreply 53December 30, 2012 11:12 AM

Rafa Nadal

Andy Murray

Nick Jonas

by Anonymousreply 54December 30, 2012 11:16 AM

R51 here, and OK R52, I will tell you why I am on this board anyway. I am one of the "celebrities" that you asshole-sucking career saboteurs are always talking about, and trying to force out of your so-called "closet" and force into being a part of your so-called "gay" movement. And let me take this opportunity to tell you that it will never happen. I shall live my life, then I shall die, but never will I be "gay". Even if it would not be detrimental to my career, I would never associate myself with the sexual practices of you people who have no regard for your own health, much less the health and well-being of others.

by Anonymousreply 55December 30, 2012 12:27 PM

Colton Haynes!

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by Anonymousreply 56December 30, 2012 12:29 PM

R52, even if you are speaking truth, you do not explain what you are doing on this board.

If you have so much contempt for gay people and the gay movement, get the fuck off this board and go live your life in the shadows of your shame, your isolation, and your self-hatred.

by Anonymousreply 57December 30, 2012 12:34 PM

Fudgie the Whale

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by Anonymousreply 58December 30, 2012 12:41 PM

OK, fair enough R57. You leave me alone and I'll leave you alone. Just keep my name out of your filthy disease ridden mouths, and off of this website, and you won't be bothered with me on this website. I did explain what I am doing on this board. I am looking at the filth and lies that you filthy liars are writing about me.

by Anonymousreply 59December 30, 2012 12:43 PM

Obviously I meant to address R51.

R52 / R57

by Anonymousreply 60December 30, 2012 12:43 PM

I'm in love with Moritz Bleibtreu, but I don't want to eat out his ass. I just want him to fuck me with his huge, thick cock.

by Anonymousreply 61December 30, 2012 12:48 PM

R55 = Lady Ann

by Anonymousreply 62December 30, 2012 12:48 PM

Olympic Fencer Tim Morehouse. I would spend days in there.

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by Anonymousreply 63December 30, 2012 12:48 PM

ROTFLMAO at [R55] and [R59] I will give you the drama queen award hands down.

[R56] Worth a second look, better book mark it, better yet download it. I would pay for some of that. Head first for me.

by Anonymousreply 64December 30, 2012 12:53 PM

How is olympic fencer a male celebrity?

If you want to munch a hot sportsman ass, here's the best option:

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by Anonymousreply 65December 30, 2012 12:54 PM

r65, well, Morehouse's recent wedding was covered by US and the NY Times. And he has his own line of shoes.

by Anonymousreply 66December 30, 2012 12:58 PM

R66, wedding? He's married? To a woman? Sigh... I hope his wife has a large strap-on collection though. Such ass just can't be wasted!

by Anonymousreply 67December 30, 2012 1:02 PM

I know, r67. It's tragic.

by Anonymousreply 68December 30, 2012 1:04 PM

Who is that at r65?

by Anonymousreply 69December 30, 2012 1:25 PM

r69, retired American skater Chad Hedrick. That photo was taken few years ago. I hope his retirement didn't affect that magnificient ass.

by Anonymousreply 70December 30, 2012 2:01 PM

Ashton, I'm ashamed to say.

by Anonymousreply 71December 30, 2012 2:08 PM

Why Ashton and why ashamed R71? Ashton is beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 72December 30, 2012 2:14 PM

Zac Ephron

Ryan Reynolds

by Anonymousreply 73December 30, 2012 2:34 PM

Jesse Metcalf

by Anonymousreply 74December 30, 2012 2:43 PM

I forgot about Chad Hedrick..I'd bust at least 20 nuts in his ass a day. At least.

by Anonymousreply 75December 30, 2012 2:46 PM

[quote]You leave me alone and I'll leave you alone. Just keep my name out of your filthy disease ridden mouths, and off of this website,

You're going to have to tell us who you are, in order for us to do that. And besides, it's a gossip board, we gossip. You wanted celebrity, you got it, and it's pretty clear how you got into the field. By eating ripe, stinky, mottled grey, stringy-haired director ass, bitch.

by Anonymousreply 76December 30, 2012 2:47 PM

I know, he makes DL icons Sydney Crosby and Anthony Recker's butts look "flat".

by Anonymousreply 77December 30, 2012 3:01 PM

Prince Harry

by Anonymousreply 78December 30, 2012 3:02 PM

R59= Luke Evans

by Anonymousreply 79December 30, 2012 3:09 PM

Chad Hedrick's ass rivals that of Anthony Recker. Thanks, R65.

by Anonymousreply 80December 30, 2012 3:16 PM

[quote]Rimming is most commonly practiced between homosexual males, [bold]but a growing number of straight people enjoy it as well.[/bold]

[quote]the risks are mitigated by simple thorough washing with soap and water, and virtually eliminated when the use of a dental dam is applied. When combined with standard courses of hepatitis vaccinations, [italic][bold]rimming is usually regarded as a low-risk sexual activity[/bold][/italic]

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by Anonymousreply 81December 30, 2012 3:16 PM

James Scott

by Anonymousreply 82December 30, 2012 3:19 PM

Eric Mabius

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by Anonymousreply 83December 30, 2012 3:27 PM

I had no idea Zac Efron was in such high demand here!

Wilmer Valderrama has always been a fantasy of mine, although IRL Id probably catch a number of diseases.

Will Smith is the #1 for me though, I would eat his brown hole until the cows came home.

by Anonymousreply 84December 30, 2012 3:38 PM

[quote]until the cows came home.

You are a match made in heaven. You could eat him out while he spewed his famous tired cliches and one liners at you.

by Anonymousreply 85December 30, 2012 3:45 PM

R55 is John Travolta.

by Anonymousreply 86December 30, 2012 4:15 PM

Henry Cavill

Adam Levine

Kevin Costner

John Stamos

Wes Bentley

by Anonymousreply 87December 30, 2012 4:26 PM

R86, one of John's massage therapists came forward and said that John expected him to eat his ass. So clearly R55 is NOT John.

by Anonymousreply 88December 30, 2012 4:46 PM

Even today, I would fight R87 for Kevin Costner

by Anonymousreply 89December 30, 2012 5:44 PM

[R55] is Jeremy Renner

by Anonymousreply 90December 30, 2012 5:52 PM

Well, he just seems like such a douchebag...but he is hot.

by Anonymousreply 91December 30, 2012 5:55 PM

R91, but she looks like a woman now. I don't want to eat a female ass.

by Anonymousreply 92December 30, 2012 5:58 PM

Agree R19. Don't really like anything about the Jonas brothers but their asses things of beauty.

I would go to town on Nick's.

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by Anonymousreply 93December 30, 2012 6:05 PM

Also Scott Caan circa Varsity Blues helped me realize I was gay, good lord.

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by Anonymousreply 94December 30, 2012 6:08 PM

R92, in what ways does Ashton look like a woman?

by Anonymousreply 95December 30, 2012 7:06 PM

John Krasinki

by Anonymousreply 96December 30, 2012 7:56 PM

Tom Hardy

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by Anonymousreply 97December 30, 2012 8:06 PM

I don't give a damn if his grandmother hasn't heard of Tim Moorehouse. I'm with R63, I'd eat that ass and leave nothing but the rind.

by Anonymousreply 98December 30, 2012 9:08 PM

Nick Jonas' butt doesn't look like that anymore. So his usefulness to the world has expired.

by Anonymousreply 99December 30, 2012 9:28 PM

R51 needs to go away. Homophobia, sexual puritanism and OCD-germ-nutziness are the trifecta of scootworthiness. And of course it is oblivious to the immoral insults it flings.

by Anonymousreply 100December 30, 2012 9:34 PM

R86 has scared Revolta away!

by Anonymousreply 101December 30, 2012 9:34 PM

It's not big and luscious, but I'll take Logan Lerman's semi-virginal ass.

by Anonymousreply 102December 30, 2012 9:39 PM

Hell yeah, and amen! to R94

by Anonymousreply 103December 30, 2012 9:42 PM

ummm, Kevin James

by Anonymousreply 104December 30, 2012 10:58 PM

Larry David

by Anonymousreply 105December 30, 2012 11:07 PM

Matt Lanter

by Anonymousreply 106December 30, 2012 11:38 PM

Larry Kramer

by Anonymousreply 107December 30, 2012 11:54 PM

LOL R76

by Anonymousreply 108December 31, 2012 1:39 AM

Jonathan Penner back in the day.

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by Anonymousreply 109December 31, 2012 1:43 AM

I'll be waiting face down ass up.

by Anonymousreply 110December 31, 2012 1:45 AM

Nathan Fillion after seeing his ass photo on another thread. Good Lord! Who knew?

by Anonymousreply 111December 31, 2012 2:44 AM

Henning Baum. Google it.

by Anonymousreply 112December 31, 2012 3:01 AM

Now this is exactly the type of item male celebs need to offer at a charity auction to raise the big bucks!

by Anonymousreply 113December 31, 2012 3:06 AM

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

by Anonymousreply 114December 31, 2012 3:07 AM

Father O'Rourke at Our Lady of Refuge parish.

by Anonymousreply 115December 31, 2012 7:42 AM

Hope you get Candy on one of her mexican food binges. She can have a sloppy ass

by Anonymousreply 116December 31, 2012 7:47 AM

[quote]Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

I cant decide whether I want to eat his ass or if I want to plunk my hole down on his face. Perhaps both can be arranged!

by Anonymousreply 117December 31, 2012 10:56 AM

In their prime and/or whilst alive; John Erik Hexum, Gary Cooper, Cary Grant and Robert Conrad, Tom Selleck, John Davidson, any Tarzan, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Henry Winkler, Lyle Waggoner and.perhaps Gene Kelly, Lee Majors....but they all need to be washed wish hot water and soap then freshly shaved.

by Anonymousreply 118February 7, 2013 2:12 PM

Chris Evans in his Captain America outfit.

by Anonymousreply 119February 7, 2013 2:14 PM

Don't judge me, but I wanna lick Joey Lawrence's buttocks. I've wanted his bubbles ever since I saw him on DWTS.

by Anonymousreply 120February 7, 2013 2:24 PM

Joey Lawrence is so hot! Not traditionally handsome but looks so sweet and those butt cheeks do look yummy.

by Anonymousreply 121February 7, 2013 2:28 PM

Joey is hawt but a bit roided up these days. Love him with those gorgeous locks...

by Anonymousreply 122February 7, 2013 2:33 PM

Ezra Miller. Not sure if anyone knows who he is though. But the things I'd do to him (especially his ass) would probably be considered illegal.

by Anonymousreply 123February 7, 2013 3:27 PM

Wainwright is homely, pukey faced and not talented.

by Anonymousreply 124February 7, 2013 3:35 PM

Joey Lawrence used to have a great bubble ass but he used to think it was too big, so he actively worked on reducing its size. In contrast, he worked out his upper body intensely, so while he used to have great pecs before, now they look roided. His ass on Dancing with the Stars was a shadow of its former greatness.

by Anonymousreply 125February 7, 2013 11:55 PM

Let's kill this obnoxious thread that diminishes all of us.

by Anonymousreply 126February 8, 2013 12:05 AM

huge dick, too.

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by Anonymousreply 127February 8, 2013 12:23 AM

Jack Davenport

by Anonymousreply 128March 10, 2013 2:46 AM

This is why they hate us.

by Anonymousreply 129March 10, 2013 3:21 AM

You are why we hate you, R129.

by Anonymousreply 130March 10, 2013 3:26 AM

Dear World, Only a tiny slice of the gay world is like the people posting on this thread. They are young, juvenile, delight in shocking people and it is a sure bet half of them have sexual criminal histories which force them to introduce themselves to their neighbors and not live by schools.

Forgive them.

by Anonymousreply 131March 10, 2013 7:35 AM

R131 is a judgmental priss who doesn't know what he's talking about (and it seriously missing out).

by Anonymousreply 132March 10, 2013 8:23 AM

[quote]Dear World, Only a tiny slice of the gay world is like the people posting on this thread. They are young, juvenile, delight in shocking people and it is a sure bet half of them have sexual criminal histories which force them to introduce themselves to their neighbors and not live by schools.

Oh, shut it, Mary.

Your internalized homophobia and self-loathing are tiresome.

I bet you feel ashamed after you touch yourself.

by Anonymousreply 133March 10, 2013 8:38 AM

Does R131 not think straights have sexual fantasies as well? Or that straights don't rim a butt? It may not be as identifiable with straights, but give me a break. Sex is sex. Maybe R131 can start a knitting club in his neighborhood and be all comfy in his environment.

Now back to the topic.....Colin Firth's ass would be nice to sample.

by Anonymousreply 134March 16, 2013 7:45 PM

After all these years, it's still Ryan Phillipe.

by Anonymousreply 135March 16, 2013 8:18 PM

Mark Steines

by Anonymousreply 136June 15, 2013 12:56 AM

Zachary Levi

by Anonymousreply 137June 15, 2013 3:44 AM

Kellan Lutz

by Anonymousreply 138June 15, 2013 3:50 AM

Tom Hiddleston

by Anonymousreply 139June 15, 2013 4:14 AM

Luke Macfarlane

by Anonymousreply 140June 15, 2013 5:12 PM

Cristiano Ronaldo

by Anonymousreply 141June 16, 2013 3:32 AM

R13 that's a nicely trimmed bush

by Anonymousreply 142June 16, 2013 4:17 AM

All the members of One Direction Justin Bieber

by Anonymousreply 143June 16, 2013 4:25 AM

James Brolin, snatchurally.

by Anonymousreply 144March 29, 2014 5:25 AM

Hunter Parrish

by Anonymousreply 145March 29, 2014 4:05 PM

Davey Wavey (if he counts as a celebrity)

by Anonymousreply 146March 29, 2014 4:07 PM

Adam Levine

by Anonymousreply 147March 30, 2014 12:31 AM

Ty Burrell

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Ted Ligety

by Anonymousreply 148March 30, 2014 12:39 AM

Cliff Lee

Cole Hamels

by Anonymousreply 149March 30, 2014 2:30 AM

Josh Hartnett

by Anonymousreply 150March 30, 2014 2:40 AM

David Giuntoli

by Anonymousreply 151April 5, 2014 11:31 PM

Giuntoli's asshole would be heaven to eat. Hairy and tight. He'd get a finger fuck as a bonus. In and out, in and out

by Anonymousreply 152April 6, 2014 12:12 AM

Christ. Since when is anilingus considered a fringe activity? What kind of sex-aversive, crippled little unwanted twerps is clogging up the gay scene, while proclaiming itself as mainstream?

I know it's an old thread (Aren't they all?) but I missed it the first two times around.

Amazing. No wonder people under 40 all look like bloated fetuses smelling of their mothers' sour milk.

by Anonymousreply 153April 6, 2014 12:56 AM

Aaron Paul. Just saw his ass on an old ep of Big Love...mmmmmm

by Anonymousreply 154April 6, 2014 1:02 AM

I have to say Nick Jonas!

by Anonymousreply 155December 13, 2014 6:51 PM

Marco Dapper......until the cows come home

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by Anonymousreply 156December 13, 2014 6:55 PM

Tom Welling

by Anonymousreply 157December 13, 2014 7:52 PM

Chris Meloni end of thread

by Anonymousreply 158December 13, 2014 10:39 PM

Channing Tatum

by Anonymousreply 159December 13, 2014 10:42 PM

Matt Damon Justin Bieber Rob Kardashian

by Anonymousreply 160December 13, 2014 11:15 PM

Louie Anderson

by Anonymousreply 161December 13, 2014 11:22 PM

John Goodman.

"I'll show you the life of the mind! I will show you the life of the mind!"

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by Anonymousreply 162December 13, 2014 11:29 PM

Zefron!

by Anonymousreply 163December 13, 2014 11:35 PM

I will never stick my tongue in a hole where shit/feces/poop lives until it slides out of said hole. You realize this is the same place where people 'shart', yes? Instead of testing ass, you might as well eat a hot, steaming turd.

by Anonymousreply 164December 13, 2014 11:54 PM

There are plenty of jackasses on this thread.

by Anonymousreply 165December 13, 2014 11:57 PM

*eating ass, not testing. So sorry.

by Anonymousreply 166December 14, 2014 12:22 AM

David Gandy

by Anonymousreply 167December 14, 2014 2:00 AM

Which celebrities have bubble butts?

by Anonymousreply 168December 14, 2014 2:03 AM

The Pillsbury Doughboy - at least it's edible and I won't get parasites.

by Anonymousreply 169December 14, 2014 2:38 AM

But you'll get fat R169!

by Anonymousreply 170December 14, 2014 2:40 AM

R169, hot piece of ass!

by Anonymousreply 171December 14, 2014 2:43 AM

I know r162 is a fake, but that is some HOT shit.

by Anonymousreply 172December 14, 2014 4:42 AM

Gymnast Danell Leyva

by Anonymousreply 173December 14, 2014 5:00 AM

James Wolk's ass

Kyle Chandler's ass

Brett Dalton's ass

by Anonymousreply 174December 14, 2014 5:31 AM

Adam Champ's

by Anonymousreply 175December 14, 2014 5:55 AM

Paul Mantee in his young 'Robinson Crusoe on Mars' days.

by Anonymousreply 176December 14, 2014 6:59 AM

Logan Lerman ass, which I then seed and felch.

by Anonymousreply 177December 14, 2014 7:22 AM

Michael Angarano

Chris Messina

by Anonymousreply 178December 14, 2014 7:38 AM

r172 I agree about the pic, but oh if it wasn't. I'd pay good money for a weekend with John Goodman, dressed as is.

by Anonymousreply 179December 14, 2014 12:30 PM

Dwayne Johnson

Nathan Owens

Zayn Malik

by Anonymousreply 180December 14, 2014 12:34 PM

Ewwww

by Anonymousreply 181December 14, 2014 12:38 PM

Tom Brady - why should Giselle have all the fun!

by Anonymousreply 182December 15, 2014 3:11 AM

No one. I don't eat where people shit and fart. Would you let a guy take a big dump in your mouth? Yes. Yes you would.

by Anonymousreply 183December 15, 2014 3:18 AM

Clean is essential. Would you suck where someone has pissed?

by Anonymousreply 184December 15, 2014 3:21 AM

The one with bearer bonds up their ass, sealed in plastic.

by Anonymousreply 185December 17, 2014 2:55 AM

John hamm's furry hams

by Anonymousreply 186December 17, 2014 3:05 AM

Tom Hopper

by Anonymousreply 187December 17, 2014 3:12 AM

Danny DeVito

by Anonymousreply 188December 17, 2014 3:17 AM

The Tom Hopper bum from Tormented...I just want to tongue lash lash that blond fur covered hole...

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by Anonymousreply 189December 17, 2014 2:46 PM

The Artist Formerly Known as Booty-licious!!!

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by Anonymousreply 190December 17, 2014 3:11 PM

Chris Meloni - I've had a crush on him since the late 80's, and he's got a gorgeous ass.

by Anonymousreply 191December 17, 2014 3:23 PM

Larry King - he probably shit's chocolate covered moth balls.

by Anonymousreply 192December 17, 2014 3:31 PM

joel mchale

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by Anonymousreply 193December 17, 2014 3:58 PM

should be

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by Anonymousreply 194December 17, 2014 4:01 PM

Matt Bomer

YUM!!!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 195December 17, 2014 4:05 PM

R189, Tom Hopper is indeed adorable.

by Anonymousreply 196December 18, 2014 12:56 AM

Max Carver has a really hot little butt I'd like to eat.

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by Anonymousreply 197January 31, 2015 6:58 PM

Some major ignorance in this thread!

by Anonymousreply 198January 31, 2015 7:23 PM

[quote]flag: [ww] [ff] [troll-dar] The Artist Formerly Known as Booty-licious!!!

[see offsite photo on i42.tinypic.com]

by: Down Low on DLtreply 190t12/17/2014 @ 11:11AM

Ewwwww, this one should definitely have come with a fucking TRIGGER WARNING!

by Anonymousreply 199January 31, 2015 7:52 PM

Zac Efron/Gale Harold/Bradley Cooper.

Ideally lined up side by side so I could graze between the three.

by Anonymousreply 200February 1, 2015 2:57 AM

Johnny weir's

by Anonymousreply 201February 1, 2015 9:59 AM

Benny Rayburn, what a stud.

by Anonymousreply 202February 1, 2015 12:22 PM

Tom Welling

by Anonymousreply 203February 1, 2015 12:24 PM

WWE Superstar Brad Maddox....

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by Anonymousreply 204February 2, 2015 5:37 AM

eden hazard

by Anonymousreply 205February 2, 2015 5:54 AM

Does Max Carver Loki a little... Mongoloid? Don't get me wrong. I LOVES me some Mongoloid barbecue at the Chinese place!

by Anonymousreply 206February 2, 2015 6:08 AM

Nick Jonas. My tongue grows three inches whenever I see a picture of his ass.

by Anonymousreply 207February 2, 2015 6:09 AM
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by Anonymousreply 208February 2, 2015 6:28 AM

I'd eat Gronk's ass out. And he'd be talking the whole time, telling me how good it felt and how he wanted to fuck me when I was finished.

by Anonymousreply 209February 2, 2015 6:31 AM
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by Anonymousreply 210February 2, 2015 7:05 AM

I would stick my tongue so far in Josh Hartnett's ass!

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by Anonymousreply 211March 1, 2015 3:27 AM

Ricky Martin til he begged for something bigger!!!

by Anonymousreply 212March 1, 2015 3:35 AM

My baby Tom Welling

by Anonymousreply 213March 1, 2015 3:54 AM

R209:

Gronk's ass:

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by Anonymousreply 214March 1, 2015 4:28 AM

R209

No ass, but nice just the same.

Very nice.

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by Anonymousreply 215March 1, 2015 4:34 AM

Reggie Love

by Anonymousreply 216March 1, 2015 12:14 PM

I'd eat Justin Timberlake's ass for days

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by Anonymousreply 217May 16, 2015 10:20 PM

David Gandy

by Anonymousreply 218May 19, 2015 12:13 PM

I hope OP dies a painful death from liver disease after being on a transplant list for 20 years.

by Anonymousreply 219May 19, 2015 12:23 PM

Paul Ryan

by Anonymousreply 220May 19, 2015 12:26 PM

Pique or Ronaldo Neither is huge but both are cute butts on delicious men

or is that delicious butts on cute men?

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by Anonymousreply 221May 19, 2015 12:34 PM

Justin "Y&R" Hartley

by Anonymousreply 222May 19, 2015 12:37 PM

Joel McHale/Justin Hartly/the new male model on The Price is Right James O'Halloran (I think his name is)

all lined up in a row and all cleaned up.

If you haven't ever done it, don't knock it.

by Anonymousreply 223May 20, 2015 12:24 AM

Riker Lynch's cute little ass.

by Anonymousreply 224May 20, 2015 12:28 AM

what do you mean by cleaned up?

by Anonymousreply 225May 20, 2015 1:37 AM

Patrick Warfield Nick Jonas Prince Harry's immaculate, gingerlicious ass Ryan Phillipe Richard Gere circa "Looking for Mr. Goodbar", after checking for gerbils

by Anonymousreply 226May 20, 2015 2:04 AM

Oops, Patrick Warburton...and throw in Patrick Wilson's ass while I'm at it.

by Anonymousreply 227May 20, 2015 3:04 AM

Eddie redmayne

by Anonymousreply 228May 20, 2015 3:05 AM

Hugh dancy

by Anonymousreply 229May 20, 2015 4:03 AM

Ruffalo's with Fassbender's jiz in it.

by Anonymousreply 230May 20, 2015 5:10 AM

Joey Graceffa's juicy ass.

by Anonymousreply 231May 20, 2015 5:31 AM

Michael B. Jordan

by Anonymousreply 232May 20, 2015 5:45 AM

Ricky Martin til he screams for me to fuck him.

by Anonymousreply 233May 20, 2015 6:37 PM

Taylor Lautner

by Anonymousreply 234May 20, 2015 10:27 PM

Josh Duggar

by Anonymousreply 235May 23, 2015 2:37 PM

Twinkie the Kid. Mmmm Creme Filling....

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by Anonymousreply 236May 23, 2015 4:10 PM

How many hours straight would you eat Adam Levine's ass for?

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by Anonymousreply 237June 20, 2015 8:23 PM

Nick Jonas.

by Anonymousreply 238June 20, 2015 8:29 PM

Fyvush Finkel, please!

by Anonymousreply 239June 20, 2015 8:36 PM

I'd like to get into Adam Rodriguez's ass

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by Anonymousreply 240November 4, 2015 9:43 PM

John Goodman.

by Anonymousreply 241November 4, 2015 9:58 PM

Bryan Hawn. Wouldn't be easy, but I'm been doing my tongue workout.

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by Anonymousreply 242November 4, 2015 10:14 PM

^ I've

by Anonymousreply 243November 4, 2015 10:18 PM

Garrett Clayton and that twink booty

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by Anonymousreply 244November 4, 2015 10:45 PM

Joe Manganiello can get it

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by Anonymousreply 245November 17, 2015 9:08 PM

Kevin Costner

by Anonymousreply 246November 18, 2015 1:20 AM

I can't believe 246 replies and no one mentioned Brian Bloom!

I would eat Brian Bloom's ass until my tongue was so sore I couldn't speak.

by Anonymousreply 247November 18, 2015 1:43 AM

80's porn stars Cory Adams and Kevin Williams.

by Anonymousreply 248November 18, 2015 3:00 AM

All Sharpton, after a marathon.

by Anonymousreply 249November 18, 2015 3:32 AM

Seth Meyers

by Anonymousreply 250November 18, 2015 5:29 AM

Danny Nucci

by Anonymousreply 251November 18, 2015 1:17 PM

Justin Theroux ?

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by Anonymousreply 252November 25, 2015 7:58 PM

hmmmmm....such a HOT gay position. Damn Justin!

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by Anonymousreply 253November 25, 2015 9:00 PM

Out of the past - Robert Conrad in the Black Sheep days, and currently Prince Harry if guaranteed he'd through me down and plow me afterwards. Do you suppose the rumors about his monster cock are true?

by Anonymousreply 254October 23, 2018 3:20 PM

I haven't checked out Part 1, but no mention of the magnificent Robert Fuller? I love Conrad's ass, but would like a comparison last test of these two.

by Anonymousreply 255June 19, 2019 4:02 PM

Chris Hemsworth. That way I could still have sex without dealing with the probable foreskin.

Matt LeBlanc around 1996

Ryan Phillipe.

James Franco after a Silkwood shower

by Anonymousreply 256June 19, 2019 6:01 PM

Logan Lerman - I bet it tastes like peaches and cream with notes of vanilla

by Anonymousreply 257June 14, 2020 5:46 AM

Chris Messina. No question.

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by Anonymousreply 258June 14, 2020 7:01 AM

Former pornstar turned evangelist Justin Owen.

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by Anonymousreply 259June 14, 2020 1:12 PM
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