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Is everyone ready for the big snow storm?

They're saying there could be as many as 4 inches on the ground come nightfall. The snow has just started to fall. My bf is driving up from NJ this afternoon, and I'm terrified for him. I've told him to stay put til tomorrow afternoon, but he insists on driving today. My stomach will be in my throat all afternoon, until he arrives and buzzes to let him. I normally detest the shrill sound of that buzzer, but I think when I hear it this afternoon, it will be the most splendid, melodious sound in the world.

by Anonymousreply 5212/17/2014

Sitting out here on Long Island waiting for the first flakes to fall. I love snow!

by Anonymousreply 112/29/2012

First flakes Falling!!!

by Anonymousreply 212/29/2012

4 inches in nothing when it comes to snow.

by Anonymousreply 312/29/2012

What R3 said. We just had 18 inches

by Anonymousreply 412/29/2012

Four inches is not a storm.

by Anonymousreply 512/29/2012

Four inches? Did you just relocate to the Northeast from Texas, dear? Four inches is a dusting. Get back to us when there's 20" or more, 'kay?

by Anonymousreply 612/29/2012

Let me guess, OP. You're the bottom?

by Anonymousreply 712/29/2012

Temp is 78 today. No snow.

by Anonymousreply 912/29/2012

Ohio here. We got about 8 extra inches from 9pm last night til early this morning. A fine, wet snow that stuck on everything (luckily on Saturday).

by Anonymousreply 1012/29/2012

OP, thanks for your concern, but it's obvious this thread should have been titled

"OMG I can't believe I actually have a BF? Do you? I"m as excited as a little girl!"

by Anonymousreply 1112/29/2012

May I say it?


by Anonymousreply 1212/29/2012

Three words, OP: four wheel drive.

by Anonymousreply 1312/29/2012

[quote] My stomach will be in my throat all afternoon, until he arrives and buzzes to let him.

Do you bake, OP? This is a time when you should be lighting the oven and and preparing a good ol' fashioned Apple [favorite fruit] Pie.

[quote]I normally detest the shrill sound of that buzzer

Me, too. I had a str8 guy with the correct tools hook up a good ol' fashioned bell, now I love the sound of people arriving at my door.

You & me...we're the same kind of gay, OP. Do you have a copy of Unmarried Woman (or Julia) in the house? Watch it while you wait. It ALWAYS does the trick for me when I'm feeling anxious, along with the baking.

by Anonymousreply 1412/29/2012

I'm on eastern Long Island and i know we will not get snow because I saw not even one junco.

It's gonna rain here for sure.

by Anonymousreply 1512/29/2012

just rain now

by Anonymousreply 1612/29/2012

'come nightfall ....' Oh, Mary~ I prithee!

by Anonymousreply 1712/29/2012

OP downing his fourth martini as he holds vigil...while Vikki blares through the apartment.

by Anonymousreply 1812/29/2012

Honestly, people are such pussies nowadays.

First fucking snowflake, school is cancelled and everyone shuts down. We used to know how to deal with this without losing our minds....

by Anonymousreply 1912/29/2012

OP, I live in storm.

by Anonymousreply 2012/29/2012

I need at least ten inches before I call it big.

by Anonymousreply 2112/29/2012

it always strikes me as really odd the way news covers snow in new york city: it's hype bordering on hysteria.

it seems unreal to me that in a city with as much going as new york has; and in a city where snow is a perfectly normal and predictable feature of city life, that the news coverage should be so over the top.

not to mention, i hate the assumption that snow is a bad thing. personally, i love it.

by Anonymousreply 2212/29/2012

We should have a poll for the maryest opening comment for a thread. This one would surely be a contender.

[quote] I normally detest the shrill sound of that buzzer, but I think when I hear it this afternoon, it will be the most splendid, melodious sound in the world.

by Anonymousreply 2312/29/2012

OP, have you never confronted a REAL problem?

by Anonymousreply 2412/29/2012

Even in Atlanta we don't consider 4" much snow. Did the OP just arrive from Guatemala?

A "big storm" must be at least a foot of snow, even in the South.

by Anonymousreply 2512/29/2012

pussy cunts

by Anonymousreply 2612/29/2012

OP when you get another 10 inches with that , high winds, blizzard conditions and loose power get back to us about your misery.

by Anonymousreply 2712/29/2012

It's summer where I am so a snowstorm would really be surprising.

by Anonymousreply 2812/29/2012

We havent had any snow this year, and I live in Denver. Global warming can kiss my ass.

by Anonymousreply 2912/29/2012

Any kind of snow will FREAK ME OUT. NO, I don't want to be cold.

by Anonymousreply 3012/29/2012

R21 and R23 LOL. :)))))))

by Anonymousreply 3112/29/2012

[quote]A "big storm" must be at least a foot of snow, even in the South.

Huh? About an inch and a half and people go berserk. Even a prediction of snow causes a run on the grocery stores in the South.

by Anonymousreply 3212/29/2012

For god's sake are a gay man! We don't fret over anything under 8 inches for its totally do-able. And if its more than 8 inches...well have a drink to relax your spinchter and use some more lube.

by Anonymousreply 3312/29/2012

OP's BF never showed. After OP waited all night baking pies, listening to Vikki Carr, and writing BF's initials on the frosty windowpanes.

OP is now flailing about in the East River in black sequined ballgown, screaming, dark mascaraed tears running down his puffy cheeks.

by Anonymousreply 3412/30/2012


by Anonymousreply 3512/30/2012

I wanted to write how adorable the OP sounds but instead I found myself listening to Vikki Carr and laughing at the responses.

by Anonymousreply 3612/30/2012

Is it snowing?

by Anonymousreply 3701/19/2013

I'm meeting friends at the beach tomorrow. There better not be any damn snow.

by Anonymousreply 3801/19/2013

I got my shovel ready. Am looking forward to being stuck in the house and catching up on my shows.

by Anonymousreply 3902/16/2013

Im gonna stay on my setee and watch old movies.

by Anonymousreply 4003/22/2013

Temp here is 19 and it just snowed!

by Anonymousreply 4112/17/2014

You bumped a 2 year old weather thread, tell us that?

On top of that you don't even say where you are.

by Anonymousreply 4212/17/2014

OP, we all don't live wherever the hell it is you live.

by Anonymousreply 4312/17/2014

More incredibly dramatic news: I am completely out of milk!! I have been nursing several gin & tonics this afternoon, praying to heaven above and all the powers that be that the grocery boy will somehow make it up the steps to be able to deliver the precious cargo safely to my door! But until that moment happens I shall be nothing more than a frantic case of nerves! I am on the verge of a COLLAPSE!!!

by Anonymousreply 4412/17/2014

Oh, be nice to OP, he was obviously traumatized by the snowflakes. Who wouldn't be! In olden days, they thought the sky was falling!

by Anonymousreply 4512/17/2014

I know the guy that posted this (OP). He died last year in a car accident. Seeing this thread really caught me off guard and made me fight back tears.

by Anonymousreply 4612/17/2014

Claudette Colbert lived in my building. With her lover Helen O'Hagen. As relevant as a two year old weather thread.

by Anonymousreply 4712/17/2014

I wish snow was blue.

by Anonymousreply 4812/17/2014

Joey, you can make snow blue with windshield wiper fluid.

by Anonymousreply 4912/17/2014

r46, that is really sad. I'm sorry.

by Anonymousreply 5012/17/2014


by Anonymousreply 5112/17/2014

We're not even ready for the big shit storm.

by Anonymousreply 5212/17/2014
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