Ugh, where to begin. What's his lame ass excuse this time? Bulking up yet again for a role? zzzzzzz.
New shirtless pics of Matt Damon
|by Ben||reply 74||12/30/2012|
Matt is fit-fat.
(Not sure his current body is the result of working out.)
|by Ben||reply 1||12/28/2012|
He and I look the same!
|by Ben||reply 2||12/28/2012|
Fat ass, too.
|by Ben||reply 3||12/28/2012|
What do you mean, R3? In a good or bad way?
|by Ben||reply 4||12/28/2012|
|by Ben||reply 5||12/28/2012|
He bulked up for the film he's doing with Jodie Foster and the District 9 director. Obviously he stopped working out afterwards.
|by Ben||reply 6||12/28/2012|
Ben doesn't mind. More cushion for the pushing!
|by Ben||reply 7||12/28/2012|
He used to be so damn cute.
|by Ben||reply 8||12/28/2012|
Matt Damon has never been hot. His sex appeal was always a myth.
|by Ben||reply 9||12/28/2012|
He's a little chubby.
|by Ben||reply 10||12/28/2012|
Wow... he has the body of an average male his age (actually far better than average).
God it must suck to have your body-Nazi issues, OP.
|by Ben||reply 11||12/28/2012|
He's never had a lean body, and he's now over 40. He looks like a normal, straight dad to me.
|by Ben||reply 12||12/28/2012|
The ever-changing shape of Matt Damon's body. He must have starved himself for The Talented Mr. Ripley.
At least actors can let go and some point without risking their careers. Actresses... not so much.
|by Ben||reply 13||12/28/2012|
He doesn't look fit, just fat/chunky.
|by Ben||reply 14||12/28/2012|
They had him in a girdle and all black for his last two Bourne sequels.
He's ok for a straight guy, but too fat for a movie star.
|by Ben||reply 15||12/28/2012|
Shatner had similar difficulty with his weight at that age.
|by Ben||reply 16||12/28/2012|
Would still choose Matt over Jesse and his ever increasing moobage. Will those tits ever stop growing?
|by Ben||reply 17||12/28/2012|
Jesse got pec implants that have started to sag. You can clearly see where the implant begins on the tit that's farthest from the camera.
|by Ben||reply 18||12/28/2012|
R18 ewwww are you serious? Tit implants? What's next?
and R13 Matt was in his 20's when he made Ripley so being thin wouldn't be an issue. Now he's falling prey to the midlife mid-drift bulge. But he's still cute.
|by Ben||reply 19||12/28/2012|
How's the butt holding up?
|by Ben||reply 20||12/28/2012|
Some body types simply don't bounce back that well after a certain age. It is often the case that certain actors who gain/lose weight for roles don't bounce back after a certain age because they really weren't fit or healthy to begin with.
|by Ben||reply 21||12/28/2012|
Damon's pudgy now, but I would still go face-down in that ass.
|by Ben||reply 22||12/28/2012|
I like him better pudgy. He looks human. He's never been much of an actor - he was especially awful recently in that virus movie, what the hell was its name? CONTAGION? Wow, dreadful attempt to convey intense feeling. Of course, he was fictionally married to Gwyneth Paltrow, and it must be hard to fake sadness at losing her. Nonetheless, he was beyond bad. But I like him slightly chubby, he has started working a little harder ever since he is not so picture-perfect. I'm sure he's nowhere near as smart as he thinks he is, but he's pro-union, and if he asked me to hold him, I would.
|by Ben||reply 23||12/28/2012|
What a supreme asshole, we give him the lifestyle he has, and he fucks us over by getting fucking obese.
|by Ben||reply 24||12/28/2012|
He's not fat. He's fit-fat-fuck.
|by Ben||reply 25||12/28/2012|
What R9 said. Damon's never been conventionally good looking or a great at acting for that matter.
|by Ben||reply 26||12/28/2012|
I don't care. I'd still ride that until sunrise. Give me that Neanderthal brow and beefy daddy body any fucking day.
|by Ben||reply 27||12/28/2012|
Never got the interest in him. He seems nice, genuine, but hot? No.
|by Ben||reply 28||12/28/2012|
He's a pudgy guy. There's no excuse for that. It's not like he has anything to do but work out and diet. Even when you're an actor it's just sitting around. You could easily work out 8 hours a day between the takes.
He prolly has a cholesterol level in the 300s
|by Ben||reply 29||12/28/2012|
Matt has been circling the drain for years.
|by Ben||reply 30||12/28/2012|
What's this bullshit about "He owes it to us to be skinny?" How fucked up are you all? He don't owe you shit. He 's boring, in any case, so who cares?
|by Ben||reply 31||12/28/2012|
I agree with R29.
|by Ben||reply 32||12/29/2012|
The only reason Damon ever won People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive was because George Clooney and Brad Pitt jokingly campaigned aggressively for him about three years in a row. Finally, the brown-nosing magazine caved and gave it to him but the decision seemed more to appease Clooney and Pitt than anything else. There were a lot of WTF comments from average folk when Damon was announced as the pick. Besides that, he's an overrated actor with a very limited range - brooding and angry about sums it up. When he goes outside that range, it's epic failure.
|by Ben||reply 33||12/29/2012|
The buzz cut is very unflattering (on him.) Unless he's filming a military movie, there's no excuse for it. These shirtless pics aren't hot, but he's just a little flabby, not an obese pig in imminent risk of a heart attack as some are claiming.
|by Ben||reply 34||12/29/2012|
I think the buzz cut might be due to the fact that he is wearing a wig in the Liberace movie, and it might help better with the fit. Either that or he had to do some reshooting of the sci-fi pic where he has a shaved head.
I think he is a little overweight, but not as much as this thread suggests. Shirtless swim suit pictures are pretty unforgiving, esp. when they are candid shots when you are not posing and sucking in the gut. The fact that those pics looked like they were zoomed in from far away capturing a private family moment is a little creepy.
I am going to go against the grain, but I think he is a good actor. I thought he was good in Ripley and thought he helped make those Bourne pictures. I also think he can be good at comedy - he was funny on Will & Grace and has been good spoofing himself on Jimmy Kimmel including the Sara Silverman video.
|by Ben||reply 35||12/29/2012|
I'd have no problem snuggling up to that ....
|by Ben||reply 36||12/29/2012|
He's bulking up for his latest role: balding, middle-aged dad.
|by Ben||reply 37||12/29/2012|
R35, he did go bald for the sci-fi film, Elysium.
R37, he called himself a middle-aged dad when he "won" the Sexiest Man Alive title. At least he's self depricating.
|by Ben||reply 38||12/29/2012|
I meant he went bald for reshoots for the sci-fi film, Elysium.
|by Ben||reply 39||12/29/2012|
|by Ben||reply 40||12/29/2012|
Most straight guys have a hard time making it past 28, especially if they have wife/kids. I realize he's a movie star- so higher standards, but he's in decent shape for a straight 42 year old. At least he has good muscle mass and isn't just a shapeless tub of lard or the typical guy with no chest, chicken legs, and a 48 inch beer gut.
|by Ben||reply 41||12/29/2012|
I like him chunky., but why is he wearing dogtags?
|by Ben||reply 42||12/29/2012|
She is a tinymeat homosexual
|by Ben||reply 43||12/29/2012|
I do not feel the least bit sorry for those of you with the body nazi issues as I know what miserable people you are as I see you out drunk in the bars and tweaked out on drugs. In your 20's it was cute, after that it is pathetic.
Matt is a very handsome guy and an incredible actor.
|by Ben||reply 44||12/29/2012|
He's FAT, not handsome, if you're a fetish into chubs fine, it's better than most of the scat and piss homos are usually into.
|by Ben||reply 45||12/29/2012|
R45 needs to learn to go fuck herself, she's to cunty to get a date otherwise.
|by Ben||reply 46||12/29/2012|
He is not "fat" R45 and who cares if he is? He is still handsome and sexy. He is trying to do some good with his celebrity which is more than most people do and seems like a decent guy. You on the other hand, seem to have issues.
|by Ben||reply 47||12/29/2012|
I'm surprised Seven hasn't posted on this thread yet. That has to be some sweet stuff!
|by Ben||reply 48||12/29/2012|
He was just fine in those Bourne movies.
I can't think of any famous actor who's all that interesting anymore.
He's always been kind of a chunky monkey. In Ripley, when he was thin, he didn't quite look right.
Oh, and F&F for R45. The cunt.
|by Ben||reply 49||12/29/2012|
Meh - he's also what, 5'7 or 5'8? Tom Cruise short.
Never thought he was remotely attractive - good for him for letting himself go a bit.
|by Ben||reply 50||12/29/2012|
He IS fat. His BMI has got to be in the mid 30s.
He's just a Big Mac away from a heart attack. He owes it to his family to thin down.
As someone else said, it's not like he has a job or anything. No excuse to look bad.
|by Ben||reply 51||12/29/2012|
Matt looks like he "smells like old people" - keep the shirt on, geezer.
|by Ben||reply 52||12/29/2012|
Over the top r51. He is not one Big Mac away from an attack.
|by Ben||reply 53||12/29/2012|
I'd like to pat his hirsuite beer belly
|by Ben||reply 54||12/29/2012|
His BMI is not in the mid 30s. It might be 27 or 28.
|by Ben||reply 55||12/29/2012|
He's 5'8" and weighs about 230 in that picture that puts his BMI at 35.
|by Ben||reply 56||12/29/2012|
Except he doesn't weigh 230 in those pictures, probably not even 200. I love this hysterical reaction some people are having to seeing a shirtless non hard-body.
|by Ben||reply 57||12/29/2012|
I always thought Matt was adorable. I don't abandon my crush as life goes on, I accept it. That said there is a limit, think Marlon Brando. Don't worry Matt, you have 50 pounds to play with.
|by Ben||reply 58||12/29/2012|
r50 and r56, Matt is 5' 10".
Overweight he may be but why all the attitude?
The "ugh" that kicked off this thread says it all. I thought only twinks and divas talked like that. Who writes like that?
|by Ben||reply 59||12/30/2012|
He is NO WAY 5'10" you got that off Wikipedia or something. Which means if he is "officially" 5'10" he's at least two inches shorter.
And look how fat he is, he's definitely at least 225.
|by Ben||reply 60||12/30/2012|
R60 the imaginary scales and measuring tape in your head are throwing off your sense of reality.
What kind of deluded queen insists there is NO WAY something is true based on seeing it through TV or the internet?
|by Ben||reply 61||12/30/2012|
He's had an eating disorder most of his career. If you go through cycles of bingeing and purgeing, there's really no way you are going to be fit after 40 unless you're still in some kind of bulemic phase.
Look at Brendan Fraser. He's starve himself for roles that required him to be fit (George of the Jungle) and binge between movies. When was the last time he came close to being fit?
Meanwhile, I wonder what time holds for Tom Welling. He followed the Fraser model of letting himself go (between seasons of Smallville).
|by Ben||reply 62||12/30/2012|
Matt shirtless and muscular in Invictus.
|by Ben||reply 63||12/30/2012|
He really is fat. Not fit-fat. Fat.
|by Ben||reply 64||12/30/2012|
You can never believe a celebrities' "official" height. If someone is listed at 5'10", he's usually 5'7".
|by Ben||reply 65||12/30/2012|
Put down the Enquirer R65.
I've stood next to quite a few celebrities. All just as tall as their official height.
|by Ben||reply 66||12/30/2012|
Look at how pretty the ZE is
|by Ben||reply 67||12/30/2012|
|by Ben||reply 68||12/30/2012|
Admit it, you'd like to be THAT hand
|by Ben||reply 69||12/30/2012|
I would still sniff and lick Matt's warm, moist. inviting anus
|by Ben||reply 70||12/30/2012|
Ben at r70, get off the damn computer!
|by Ben||reply 71||12/30/2012|
I think a lot of you are being way too hard on him.
Though R71 did make me giggle.
|by Ben||reply 72||12/30/2012|
I preferred Zac Efron when he looked pretty and girl like. I have always preferred Damon to Zefron though.
|by Ben||reply 73||12/30/2012|
R2, if you look the same, then don't change a thing. It's hot!
|by Ben||reply 74||12/30/2012|