So sad. He needs a boyfriend.
James Marsden's father's anchor baby for model
|by Anonymous||reply 34||12/28/2012|
For fuck's sake OP, could you at least try to write that headline in English?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||12/28/2012|
From the comments at the link:
[quote]“briefly dated” is an understatement. one of my good friends is friends with him and he said that he had a one nite stand with this chick and she ended up knocked up. sounds like a GREAT guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||12/28/2012|
He might be a great guy, but someone needs to tell him about condoms.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||12/28/2012|
I hope Anchor Baby becomes a new DL character.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||12/28/2012|
I should have just read the thread instead of first spending five minutes trying to figure out why we cared about James Marsden's father's new baby.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||12/28/2012|
And what that baby is anchoring, R5.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||12/28/2012|
The comments at the link are right. It's so sleazy that he was barely split from his wife and he goes out and has sex with a woman he just met that night and knocks her up.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||12/28/2012|
It seems like something that happens a lot, R7. Newly single man goes to a bar, has a few too many drinks, picks up girl who either says she's on birth control or they're both too drunk to care.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||12/28/2012|
James first wife in a very dramatic scene from Days of our Lives
Start at the 1 Minute mark
|by Anonymous||reply 9||12/28/2012|
I did try r1...I just didn't succeed.
P.S. Don't sweat the small stuff. You'll live longer.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||12/28/2012|
A $2 condom could have saved him what is likely to be $1m.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||12/28/2012|
OP, are you that much of an idiot? All you had to do was put "anchor baby" in quotes, omit the apostrophe "s" after Marsden, and leave out the apostrophe in fathers.
And you would have gotten this:
James Marsden fathers "anchor baby" for model.
Not that hard. Really.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||12/28/2012|
R12, I assumed "anchor" was supposed to be "another," but I could be mistaken.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||12/28/2012|
r13 OP mangled the English language so badly. OP did intend to use "anchor" because the baby mama is from Brazil.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||12/28/2012|
Will the boy be circumcised?
|by Anonymous||reply 15||12/28/2012|
The baby could very well turn out to be a knockout - Brazilian mom/James Marsden dad, those lips and cheekbones with some Latin thrown into the mix.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||12/28/2012|
I'd make a baby with James. If only biology wasn't such a stickler.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||12/28/2012|
OP, you need to be shot for this headline. Where you posting from an iphone?
|by Anonymous||reply 18||12/28/2012|
"Where" you, r18?
|by Anonymous||reply 19||12/28/2012|
They were on a break!
|by Anonymous||reply 20||12/28/2012|
Why would anyone care what James Marsden's father did?
|by Anonymous||reply 21||12/28/2012|
You see r19, thats why Im not even a grammar troll!
|by Anonymous||reply 22||12/28/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 23||12/28/2012|
Why not, R23?
|by Anonymous||reply 24||12/28/2012|
Because these are civilized people not barbarians.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||12/28/2012|
That baby has the opportunity to be fucking gorgeous. I wish him all the best in the genetic lottery.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||12/28/2012|
That is not an answer, R25. James is presumably cut, and there's a likelihood he will want his son to be.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||12/28/2012|
Wow, who knew two harmless little apostrophes could cause so much havoc in a sentence?
|by Anonymous||reply 28||12/28/2012|
I could give a fuck about Marsden. The ridiculous headline is worthy of severe ass kicking though.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||12/28/2012|
Is he into boats? Is that why he's got a anchor baby?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||12/28/2012|
R27. The mother is from Brazil where intact males are the norm.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||12/28/2012|
OP is a moron.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||12/28/2012|
But that is not the norm in America, R31, and Marsden is probably cut.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||12/28/2012|
OP apparently got some apostrophes for Christmas. Unfortunately, he misplaced the owner's manual.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||12/28/2012|