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James Marsden's father's anchor baby for model

So sad. He needs a boyfriend.

by Anonymousreply 3412/28/2012

For fuck's sake OP, could you at least try to write that headline in English?

by Anonymousreply 112/28/2012

From the comments at the link:

[quote]“briefly dated” is an understatement. one of my good friends is friends with him and he said that he had a one nite stand with this chick and she ended up knocked up. sounds like a GREAT guy.

by Anonymousreply 212/28/2012

He might be a great guy, but someone needs to tell him about condoms.

by Anonymousreply 312/28/2012

I hope Anchor Baby becomes a new DL character.

by Anonymousreply 412/28/2012

I should have just read the thread instead of first spending five minutes trying to figure out why we cared about James Marsden's father's new baby.

by Anonymousreply 512/28/2012

And what that baby is anchoring, R5.

by Anonymousreply 612/28/2012

The comments at the link are right. It's so sleazy that he was barely split from his wife and he goes out and has sex with a woman he just met that night and knocks her up.

by Anonymousreply 712/28/2012

It seems like something that happens a lot, R7. Newly single man goes to a bar, has a few too many drinks, picks up girl who either says she's on birth control or they're both too drunk to care.

by Anonymousreply 812/28/2012

James first wife in a very dramatic scene from Days of our Lives

Start at the 1 Minute mark

by Anonymousreply 912/28/2012

I did try r1...I just didn't succeed.

P.S. Don't sweat the small stuff. You'll live longer.

by Anonymousreply 1012/28/2012

A $2 condom could have saved him what is likely to be $1m.

by Anonymousreply 1112/28/2012

OP, are you that much of an idiot? All you had to do was put "anchor baby" in quotes, omit the apostrophe "s" after Marsden, and leave out the apostrophe in fathers.

And you would have gotten this:

James Marsden fathers "anchor baby" for model.

Not that hard. Really.

by Anonymousreply 1212/28/2012

R12, I assumed "anchor" was supposed to be "another," but I could be mistaken.

by Anonymousreply 1312/28/2012

r13 OP mangled the English language so badly. OP did intend to use "anchor" because the baby mama is from Brazil.

by Anonymousreply 1412/28/2012

Will the boy be circumcised?

by Anonymousreply 1512/28/2012

The baby could very well turn out to be a knockout - Brazilian mom/James Marsden dad, those lips and cheekbones with some Latin thrown into the mix.

by Anonymousreply 1612/28/2012

I'd make a baby with James. If only biology wasn't such a stickler.

by Anonymousreply 1712/28/2012

OP, you need to be shot for this headline. Where you posting from an iphone?

by Anonymousreply 1812/28/2012

"Where" you, r18?

by Anonymousreply 1912/28/2012

R7

They were on a break!

by Anonymousreply 2012/28/2012

Why would anyone care what James Marsden's father did?

by Anonymousreply 2112/28/2012

You see r19, thats why Im not even a grammar troll!

by Anonymousreply 2212/28/2012

R15. No!

by Anonymousreply 2312/28/2012

Why not, R23?

by Anonymousreply 2412/28/2012

Because these are civilized people not barbarians.

by Anonymousreply 2512/28/2012

That baby has the opportunity to be fucking gorgeous. I wish him all the best in the genetic lottery.

by Anonymousreply 2612/28/2012

That is not an answer, R25. James is presumably cut, and there's a likelihood he will want his son to be.

by Anonymousreply 2712/28/2012

Wow, who knew two harmless little apostrophes could cause so much havoc in a sentence?

by Anonymousreply 2812/28/2012

I could give a fuck about Marsden. The ridiculous headline is worthy of severe ass kicking though.

by Anonymousreply 2912/28/2012

Is he into boats? Is that why he's got a anchor baby?

by Anonymousreply 3012/28/2012

R27. The mother is from Brazil where intact males are the norm.

by Anonymousreply 3112/28/2012

OP is a moron.

by Anonymousreply 3212/28/2012

But that is not the norm in America, R31, and Marsden is probably cut.

by Anonymousreply 3312/28/2012

OP apparently got some apostrophes for Christmas. Unfortunately, he misplaced the owner's manual.

by Anonymousreply 3412/28/2012
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