What do we think of him?
|by Anonymous||reply 72||09/18/2013|
Sexy daddy. Kind of a BDF, if you ask me.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||12/28/2012|
My first crush. I loved that show "It's Your Move." He's aged beautifully and I'm glad he got a comeback.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||12/28/2012|
He can come on my back ANYTIME.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||12/28/2012|
I think he's sucked a cock or two in his time.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||12/28/2012|
Weird barrel chest, (no teen aged shirtless photos). Good actor, hates his sister, so points there.
Prolly had HIV.
Overall score 6
|by Anonymous||reply 5||12/28/2012|
we think he is adorable and we always gets him confused with Chris O'Donnell, Jerry O'Connell, and Edward Norton. but we know he is the one who was on I, Rhoda's show.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||12/28/2012|
Perfect husband material!
|by Anonymous||reply 7||12/28/2012|
Cute. Gay voice. What's not to like?
|by Anonymous||reply 8||12/28/2012|
Love. My dream man
|by Anonymous||reply 9||12/28/2012|
Married to Paul Anka's daughter.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||12/28/2012|
He needs to show his cock and ass on film.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||12/28/2012|
No, he doesn't. Somethings are best left to the imagination.
Ricky Schrader was much better looking and is a hunk.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||12/28/2012|
His little brother Mark from the Rhoda years grew up to be gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||12/28/2012|
Jason appears to have tinymeat. Nothing that could come close to satisfying me. Next...
|by Anonymous||reply 14||12/28/2012|
"Ricky Schrader was much better looking and is a hunk."
They were cute together in "Silver Spines."
|by Anonymous||reply 15||12/28/2012|
He and Justine were very close when they were younger.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||12/28/2012|
WTF is "prolly had HIV". Dumbfuck @ r5.
He hates his sister so much, he gave her a guest spot on AD.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||12/28/2012|
I find him sexy as hell.
I thought he and Justine got along fine as adults.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||12/28/2012|
I understand Justine has become a fundie. Maybe that's what came between them.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||12/28/2012|
[post by racist shit-stain # 2 removed.]
|by Anonymous||reply 20||12/28/2012|
Justine is Christian, not sure if she is a fundie.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||12/28/2012|
[quote]hates his sister
[quote]Prolly had HIV
[quote]His little brother Mark from the Rhoda years grew up to be gay.
I knew it!
|by Anonymous||reply 22||12/28/2012|
He was fantastic as a bisexual party boy in "State of Play".
|by Anonymous||reply 23||12/28/2012|
[quote]What do we think of him?
Everyone here hates him, OP. We all think alike.
(OP is one of the trolls who won't offer an opinion until he finds out what others think.)
|by Anonymous||reply 24||12/28/2012|
Justine still looked good in 2004
|by Anonymous||reply 25||12/28/2012|
Jason and Justine in 1986
|by Anonymous||reply 26||12/28/2012|
still very much doable and a very nice guy!!! Charlie Sheen may be richer but Jason is cleaner and not lezzie or herpe like Justine!
|by Anonymous||reply 27||12/28/2012|
Jason Bateman had one of the biggest career revivals in recent memory. He was almost unemployable before "Arrested Development" gave him a second chance, and then he went on to movies. He's had an incredible resurgence.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||12/28/2012|
Love him. He's sexy looking. Has a great voice and is right up there with Bea Arthur for being able to deliver a great deadpan face.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||12/28/2012|
Emma Watson looks like she could be Justine Batemans daughter or younger sister. They have the same eyes and nose and weird lisp speech.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||12/28/2012|
No barrel chest! He went nearly full frontal on film recently:
|by Anonymous||reply 31||12/28/2012|
Justine's Maxwell House commercial at link.
I see a little of Emma Watson in the face, but not in mannerisms. I see more Emma Stone in way of attitude.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||12/28/2012|
Jason and Justine on Friday Night Videos in 1986
|by Anonymous||reply 33||12/28/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 34||12/28/2012|
I never eVen noticed him in the 80's. Now he's a fucking smoking hot daddy who I'd crawl on my knees to service
|by Anonymous||reply 35||12/28/2012|
Jason loves the gays!
"By definition, gay is smart. I see plenty of macho heterosexual idiots, but nine times out of 10 you can have a great conversation if you find a gay guy."
|by Anonymous||reply 36||12/28/2012|
Me too r35. Bateman didn't do anything for me when he was younger but as he's gotten older he's much more appealing, imho.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||12/28/2012|
He's no Rich Schrader for sure.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||12/28/2012|
RS Butt pic
|by Anonymous||reply 39||12/28/2012|
I want him in my puss-he.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||01/01/2013|
When he was on [italic]Little House,[/italic] he was as nelly as Danny Pintauro.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||01/01/2013|
The DREADFUL "Teen Wolf Too" was on last night. He just couldn't replace MJF. Not only that, but everything about the movie was crap. The script, direction, special effects... It's worse than "Showgirls".
|by Anonymous||reply 42||01/01/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 43||01/05/2013|
Speaking of DILFs, any good DILF Tumblr sites???
|by Anonymous||reply 44||01/07/2013|
Who cares r42, the first movie wasn't exactly high art either.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||01/07/2013|
Does anyone else remember his first sitcom "It's Your Move" in 1984? It only lasted one season, but I liked it. Had a weird plot, as I remember something like Jason was this mischievous teenage boy who was always causing problems for a bachelor in his 30s, living in the same apartment building. The bachelor was played by Steve the neighbor guy in Married With Children. You could tell Jason was more than a cute tv kid, he had legitimate comic talent. I wasn't surprised to see him immediately bounce back with Valerie.
The first time I noticed him as an adult man was in Sweetest Thing in 2002. He had a beard and I didn't recognize him at first, but thought he was smokin' hot. Shortly after Arrested Development made me a fan again.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||01/07/2013|
He cuts in line at the Apple store. Hope his career dies.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||01/07/2013|
All the episodes of "It's Your Move" can be found on youtube. In case your still wondering what happened to the Dregs of Humanity.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||01/07/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 49||01/13/2013|
Who watches crappy quality videos on YouTube. God people have SOME dignity.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||01/13/2013|
His Crohns disease leaves him smelling like something on the bottom of a shoe. He cuts in line at the Apple store because he knows he's going to spray a bloody shit in five minutes.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||01/13/2013|
I would eat out his ass for days and days and days.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||09/07/2013|
I'm with r35 - so f-ing hot now. Mmmmm
|by Anonymous||reply 53||09/07/2013|
[He went nearly full frontal on film recently:]
|by Anonymous||reply 54||09/07/2013|
Seems like he would be really fun and kinky in bed.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||09/07/2013|
I've "loved" him since grade school.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||09/07/2013|
JB's comic timing was evident in Silver Spoons back in '82. He was supposed to be a supporting character, yet it became clear that Ricky Schroder's sidekick was more talented than Schroder himself. It was widely reported at the time that Ricky's agent/mother had Bateman removed from the show because she realized that he was upstaging her son.
"It's Your Move" was a great vehicle to show Bateman's raw talent. I never understood how it died to quickly.
One year later, Bateman bounced back quickly with Valerie Harper's show. The only reason that show ended was Harper's departure after getting into a fight with producers over money.
Even though we didn't see JB for years, I love that his talent has allowed him a comeback. In fact, he's more famous now than he was as a kid. He was great in Juno...and Arrested Development has a cult following.
In contract, the less-talented Schroder has never seen the career highs of his childhood. While I enjoyed his performances, his talent simply wasn't strong enough to carry him when his good looks didn't convey into adulthood.
(Before anyone starts to feel sorry for Schroder, he appears happy...married for 20 years...lots of kids...a ranch in the hills above Los Angeles...and still involved in the industry as a producer/director of smaller projects.)
|by Anonymous||reply 57||09/07/2013|
R35 Ha! I couldn't agree more.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||09/07/2013|
His comedic timing is impeccable. The perfect straight man. And he's still hot as fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||09/07/2013|
Another one here who never paid much attention to him, but something happened once he hit his 40s and now I find him incredibly hot as a middle-aged man.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||09/07/2013|
Hey [R1], off topic, but what's a BDF? Beer Drinking Friend? Broke Dick Faggot? Inquiring minds want to know.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||09/07/2013|
Big Dick Face
|by Anonymous||reply 62||09/07/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 63||09/08/2013|
He's cute and it's nice to see a career that was in the shitter rise from the ashes, but he needs to quit trying to project an image of boyish charm. He's an aging adult male.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||09/08/2013|
One or both of the Bateman's parents is British (the mother for sure), so that might account for the resemblance with Emma Watson.
What movie is the nude scene from? He was shirtless on a series of EW covers a summer or so ago. Handsome, but middle-aged bodies all look like golfers. You can see that he was sexy-hot when younger.
He has that smirky, naughty, sly grin and gleam in his eye - that's still sexy.
Aging much better than Michael Cera.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||09/08/2013|
Mediocre talent. Between him and Paul Rudd, I don't know which one is worse.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||09/08/2013|
Had a major crush on Jason as a kid when he was on Valerie's Family/The Hogan Family, and of course Danny Ponce and Jeremy Licht (to a lesser degree).
|by Anonymous||reply 67||09/08/2013|
He's adorable, sexy, and very talented.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||09/08/2013|
I'd hit it.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||09/08/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 70||09/18/2013|
Loved him in Horrible Bosses
|by Anonymous||reply 71||09/18/2013|
Same as R2. I loved "It's Your Move", and developed an instant crush on him (again, I'm around the same age, give or take a year or two I think).
I've always liked him. In everything he's ever been in. I think he's adorable.
Total crush material.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||09/18/2013|