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Jason Bateman

What do we think of him?

by Anonymousreply 7209/18/2013

Sexy daddy. Kind of a BDF, if you ask me.

by Anonymousreply 112/28/2012

My first crush. I loved that show "It's Your Move." He's aged beautifully and I'm glad he got a comeback.

by Anonymousreply 212/28/2012

He can come on my back ANYTIME.

by Anonymousreply 312/28/2012

I think he's sucked a cock or two in his time.

by Anonymousreply 412/28/2012

Weird barrel chest, (no teen aged shirtless photos). Good actor, hates his sister, so points there.

Prolly had HIV.

Overall score 6

by Anonymousreply 512/28/2012

we think he is adorable and we always gets him confused with Chris O'Donnell, Jerry O'Connell, and Edward Norton. but we know he is the one who was on I, Rhoda's show.

by Anonymousreply 612/28/2012

Perfect husband material!

by Anonymousreply 712/28/2012

Cute. Gay voice. What's not to like?

by Anonymousreply 812/28/2012

Love. My dream man

by Anonymousreply 912/28/2012

Married to Paul Anka's daughter.

by Anonymousreply 1012/28/2012

He needs to show his cock and ass on film.

by Anonymousreply 1112/28/2012


No, he doesn't. Somethings are best left to the imagination.

Ricky Schrader was much better looking and is a hunk.

by Anonymousreply 1212/28/2012

His little brother Mark from the Rhoda years grew up to be gay.

by Anonymousreply 1312/28/2012

Jason appears to have tinymeat. Nothing that could come close to satisfying me. Next...

by Anonymousreply 1412/28/2012

"Ricky Schrader was much better looking and is a hunk."

They were cute together in "Silver Spines."

by Anonymousreply 1512/28/2012

He and Justine were very close when they were younger.

by Anonymousreply 1612/28/2012

WTF is "prolly had HIV". Dumbfuck @ r5.

He hates his sister so much, he gave her a guest spot on AD.

by Anonymousreply 1712/28/2012

I find him sexy as hell.

I thought he and Justine got along fine as adults.

by Anonymousreply 1812/28/2012

I understand Justine has become a fundie. Maybe that's what came between them.

by Anonymousreply 1912/28/2012

[post by racist shit-stain # 2 removed.]

by Anonymousreply 2012/28/2012

Justine is Christian, not sure if she is a fundie.

by Anonymousreply 2112/28/2012

[quote]hates his sister


[quote]Prolly had HIV


[quote]His little brother Mark from the Rhoda years grew up to be gay.

I knew it!

by Anonymousreply 2212/28/2012

He was fantastic as a bisexual party boy in "State of Play".

by Anonymousreply 2312/28/2012

[quote]What do we think of him?

Everyone here hates him, OP. We all think alike.

(OP is one of the trolls who won't offer an opinion until he finds out what others think.)

by Anonymousreply 2412/28/2012

Justine still looked good in 2004

by Anonymousreply 2512/28/2012

Jason and Justine in 1986

by Anonymousreply 2612/28/2012

still very much doable and a very nice guy!!! Charlie Sheen may be richer but Jason is cleaner and not lezzie or herpe like Justine!

by Anonymousreply 2712/28/2012

Jason Bateman had one of the biggest career revivals in recent memory. He was almost unemployable before "Arrested Development" gave him a second chance, and then he went on to movies. He's had an incredible resurgence.

by Anonymousreply 2812/28/2012

Love him. He's sexy looking. Has a great voice and is right up there with Bea Arthur for being able to deliver a great deadpan face.

by Anonymousreply 2912/28/2012

Emma Watson looks like she could be Justine Batemans daughter or younger sister. They have the same eyes and nose and weird lisp speech.

by Anonymousreply 3012/28/2012

No barrel chest! He went nearly full frontal on film recently:

by Anonymousreply 3112/28/2012

Justine's Maxwell House commercial at link.

I see a little of Emma Watson in the face, but not in mannerisms. I see more Emma Stone in way of attitude.

by Anonymousreply 3212/28/2012

Jason and Justine on Friday Night Videos in 1986

by Anonymousreply 3312/28/2012

Horrible actor.

by Anonymousreply 3412/28/2012

I never eVen noticed him in the 80's. Now he's a fucking smoking hot daddy who I'd crawl on my knees to service

by Anonymousreply 3512/28/2012

Jason loves the gays!

"By definition, gay is smart. I see plenty of macho heterosexual idiots, but nine times out of 10 you can have a great conversation if you find a gay guy."

by Anonymousreply 3612/28/2012

Me too r35. Bateman didn't do anything for me when he was younger but as he's gotten older he's much more appealing, imho.

by Anonymousreply 3712/28/2012

He's no Rich Schrader for sure.

by Anonymousreply 3812/28/2012

RS Butt pic

by Anonymousreply 3912/28/2012

I want him in my puss-he.

by Anonymousreply 4001/01/2013

When he was on [italic]Little House,[/italic] he was as nelly as Danny Pintauro.

by Anonymousreply 4101/01/2013

The DREADFUL "Teen Wolf Too" was on last night. He just couldn't replace MJF. Not only that, but everything about the movie was crap. The script, direction, special effects... It's worse than "Showgirls".

by Anonymousreply 4201/01/2013

DILF bump

by Anonymousreply 4301/05/2013

Speaking of DILFs, any good DILF Tumblr sites???

by Anonymousreply 4401/07/2013

Who cares r42, the first movie wasn't exactly high art either.

by Anonymousreply 4501/07/2013

Does anyone else remember his first sitcom "It's Your Move" in 1984? It only lasted one season, but I liked it. Had a weird plot, as I remember something like Jason was this mischievous teenage boy who was always causing problems for a bachelor in his 30s, living in the same apartment building. The bachelor was played by Steve the neighbor guy in Married With Children. You could tell Jason was more than a cute tv kid, he had legitimate comic talent. I wasn't surprised to see him immediately bounce back with Valerie.

The first time I noticed him as an adult man was in Sweetest Thing in 2002. He had a beard and I didn't recognize him at first, but thought he was smokin' hot. Shortly after Arrested Development made me a fan again.

by Anonymousreply 4601/07/2013

HATE him.

He cuts in line at the Apple store. Hope his career dies.

by Anonymousreply 4701/07/2013

All the episodes of "It's Your Move" can be found on youtube. In case your still wondering what happened to the Dregs of Humanity.

by Anonymousreply 4801/07/2013


by Anonymousreply 4901/13/2013

Who watches crappy quality videos on YouTube. God people have SOME dignity.

by Anonymousreply 5001/13/2013

His Crohns disease leaves him smelling like something on the bottom of a shoe. He cuts in line at the Apple store because he knows he's going to spray a bloody shit in five minutes.

by Anonymousreply 5101/13/2013

I would eat out his ass for days and days and days.

by Anonymousreply 5209/07/2013

I'm with r35 - so f-ing hot now. Mmmmm

by Anonymousreply 5309/07/2013

[He went nearly full frontal on film recently:]

Jason Bait-man

by Anonymousreply 5409/07/2013

Seems like he would be really fun and kinky in bed.

by Anonymousreply 5509/07/2013

I've "loved" him since grade school.

by Anonymousreply 5609/07/2013

JB's comic timing was evident in Silver Spoons back in '82. He was supposed to be a supporting character, yet it became clear that Ricky Schroder's sidekick was more talented than Schroder himself. It was widely reported at the time that Ricky's agent/mother had Bateman removed from the show because she realized that he was upstaging her son.

"It's Your Move" was a great vehicle to show Bateman's raw talent. I never understood how it died to quickly.

One year later, Bateman bounced back quickly with Valerie Harper's show. The only reason that show ended was Harper's departure after getting into a fight with producers over money.

Even though we didn't see JB for years, I love that his talent has allowed him a comeback. In fact, he's more famous now than he was as a kid. He was great in Juno...and Arrested Development has a cult following.

In contract, the less-talented Schroder has never seen the career highs of his childhood. While I enjoyed his performances, his talent simply wasn't strong enough to carry him when his good looks didn't convey into adulthood.

(Before anyone starts to feel sorry for Schroder, he appears happy...married for 20 years...lots of kids...a ranch in the hills above Los Angeles...and still involved in the industry as a producer/director of smaller projects.)

by Anonymousreply 5709/07/2013

R35 Ha! I couldn't agree more.

by Anonymousreply 5809/07/2013

His comedic timing is impeccable. The perfect straight man. And he's still hot as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 5909/07/2013

Another one here who never paid much attention to him, but something happened once he hit his 40s and now I find him incredibly hot as a middle-aged man.

by Anonymousreply 6009/07/2013

Hey [R1], off topic, but what's a BDF? Beer Drinking Friend? Broke Dick Faggot? Inquiring minds want to know.

by Anonymousreply 6109/07/2013

Big Dick Face

by Anonymousreply 6209/07/2013

DILF bump

by Anonymousreply 6309/08/2013

He's cute and it's nice to see a career that was in the shitter rise from the ashes, but he needs to quit trying to project an image of boyish charm. He's an aging adult male.

by Anonymousreply 6409/08/2013

One or both of the Bateman's parents is British (the mother for sure), so that might account for the resemblance with Emma Watson.

What movie is the nude scene from? He was shirtless on a series of EW covers a summer or so ago. Handsome, but middle-aged bodies all look like golfers. You can see that he was sexy-hot when younger.

He has that smirky, naughty, sly grin and gleam in his eye - that's still sexy.

Aging much better than Michael Cera.

by Anonymousreply 6509/08/2013

Mediocre talent. Between him and Paul Rudd, I don't know which one is worse.

by Anonymousreply 6609/08/2013

Had a major crush on Jason as a kid when he was on Valerie's Family/The Hogan Family, and of course Danny Ponce and Jeremy Licht (to a lesser degree).

by Anonymousreply 6709/08/2013

He's adorable, sexy, and very talented.


by Anonymousreply 6809/09/2013

I'd hit it.

by Anonymousreply 6909/09/2013


by Anonymousreply 7009/18/2013

Loved him in Horrible Bosses

by Anonymousreply 7109/18/2013

Same as R2. I loved "It's Your Move", and developed an instant crush on him (again, I'm around the same age, give or take a year or two I think).

I've always liked him. In everything he's ever been in. I think he's adorable.

Total crush material.

by Anonymousreply 7209/18/2013
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