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Jason Bateman

What do we think of him?

by Anonymousreply 7209/18/2013

I think he's sucked a cock or two in his time.

by Anonymousreply 412/28/2012

Married to Paul Anka's daughter.

by Anonymousreply 1012/28/2012


No, he doesn't. Somethings are best left to the imagination.

Ricky Schrader was much better looking and is a hunk.

by Anonymousreply 1212/28/2012

His little brother Mark from the Rhoda years grew up to be gay.

by Anonymousreply 1312/28/2012

Jason appears to have tinymeat. Nothing that could come close to satisfying me. Next...

by Anonymousreply 1412/28/2012

"Ricky Schrader was much better looking and is a hunk."

They were cute together in "Silver Spines."

by Anonymousreply 1512/28/2012

He and Justine were very close when they were younger.

by Anonymousreply 1612/28/2012

[post by racist shit-stain # 2 removed.]

by Anonymousreply 2012/28/2012

Justine is Christian, not sure if she is a fundie.

by Anonymousreply 2112/28/2012

[quote]hates his sister


[quote]Prolly had HIV


[quote]His little brother Mark from the Rhoda years grew up to be gay.

I knew it!

by Anonymousreply 2212/28/2012

He was fantastic as a bisexual party boy in "State of Play".

by Anonymousreply 2312/28/2012

[quote]What do we think of him?

Everyone here hates him, OP. We all think alike.

(OP is one of the trolls who won't offer an opinion until he finds out what others think.)

by Anonymousreply 2412/28/2012

Justine still looked good in 2004

by Anonymousreply 2512/28/2012

Jason and Justine in 1986

by Anonymousreply 2612/28/2012

Emma Watson looks like she could be Justine Batemans daughter or younger sister. They have the same eyes and nose and weird lisp speech.

by Anonymousreply 3012/28/2012

Justine's Maxwell House commercial at link.

I see a little of Emma Watson in the face, but not in mannerisms. I see more Emma Stone in way of attitude.

by Anonymousreply 3212/28/2012

Jason and Justine on Friday Night Videos in 1986

by Anonymousreply 3312/28/2012

Horrible actor.

by Anonymousreply 3412/28/2012

He's no Rich Schrader for sure.

by Anonymousreply 3812/29/2012

When he was on [italic]Little House,[/italic] he was as nelly as Danny Pintauro.

by Anonymousreply 4101/01/2013

The DREADFUL "Teen Wolf Too" was on last night. He just couldn't replace MJF. Not only that, but everything about the movie was crap. The script, direction, special effects... It's worse than "Showgirls".

by Anonymousreply 4201/01/2013

Speaking of DILFs, any good DILF Tumblr sites???

by Anonymousreply 4401/07/2013

Who cares r42, the first movie wasn't exactly high art either.

by Anonymousreply 4501/07/2013

HATE him.

He cuts in line at the Apple store. Hope his career dies.

by Anonymousreply 4701/07/2013

Who watches crappy quality videos on YouTube. God people have SOME dignity.

by Anonymousreply 5001/13/2013

R35 Ha! I couldn't agree more.

by Anonymousreply 5809/07/2013

DILF bump

by Anonymousreply 6309/08/2013

He's cute and it's nice to see a career that was in the shitter rise from the ashes, but he needs to quit trying to project an image of boyish charm. He's an aging adult male.

by Anonymousreply 6409/08/2013

One or both of the Bateman's parents is British (the mother for sure), so that might account for the resemblance with Emma Watson.

What movie is the nude scene from? He was shirtless on a series of EW covers a summer or so ago. Handsome, but middle-aged bodies all look like golfers. You can see that he was sexy-hot when younger.

He has that smirky, naughty, sly grin and gleam in his eye - that's still sexy.

Aging much better than Michael Cera.

by Anonymousreply 6509/08/2013

Mediocre talent. Between him and Paul Rudd, I don't know which one is worse.

by Anonymousreply 6609/08/2013

Had a major crush on Jason as a kid when he was on Valerie's Family/The Hogan Family, and of course Danny Ponce and Jeremy Licht (to a lesser degree).

by Anonymousreply 6709/09/2013

He's adorable, sexy, and very talented.


by Anonymousreply 6809/09/2013

I'd hit it.

by Anonymousreply 6909/09/2013


by Anonymousreply 7009/18/2013

Loved him in Horrible Bosses

by Anonymousreply 7109/18/2013

Same as R2. I loved "It's Your Move", and developed an instant crush on him (again, I'm around the same age, give or take a year or two I think).

I've always liked him. In everything he's ever been in. I think he's adorable.

Total crush material.

by Anonymousreply 7209/18/2013
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