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BREAKING NEWS: Katie Holmes Broadway play a MASSIVE FLOP and closing early

Broadway didn't go for an ex-$cino wife!

"It was just announced that the 34-year-old actress’ play will be closing early on January 6 instead of its previously scheduled closing date of February 24.

“I am extremely proud of this production and the cast. Theresa Rebeck and Jack O’Brien have created an inspiring and hilarious new play and we are all sad to see Dead Accounts end on Broadway. I look forward to working with this remarkably talented cast and creative team again very soon,” the show’s producer Jeffrey Finn said in a statement (via Broadway World).

Last week, Dead Accounts had the lowest attendance of any show on Broadway with 38.1% of the seats filled for the week."

by Lee Anne DeVettereply 2212/28/2012

What happened??

by Lee Anne DeVettereply 112/27/2012

It sucked.

by Lee Anne DeVettereply 212/27/2012

Honestly, she isn't that good of an actress and most of her profile is the attention she got as the third Mrs. Cruise.

Same for Nicole except Nic was able to squeeze out a few good performances even if she did become overrated.

by Lee Anne DeVettereply 312/27/2012

Katie talking about forgetting her lines

by Lee Anne DeVettereply 412/27/2012

Ha Ha

by Lee Anne DeVettereply 512/27/2012

I have to say that Katie's hair looks really good.

by Lee Anne DeVettereply 612/27/2012

it's because jack reachers is coming out and everyone is waiting to see if it's any good.. otherwise they would have flocked to see her

by Lee Anne DeVettereply 712/27/2012

R7, Jack Reacher-round has already opened to poor reviews and a middling box office that will no doubt fade as more films open by years' end.

The play is not good at all, Katie has no stage presence, and there are better choices for Broadway. THAT's why no one is going and the play is closing early.

by Lee Anne DeVettereply 812/27/2012

Maybe Katie isn't a leading lady and is more of an ensemble actress playing the best friend, the neighbor, the nurse, the candlestick maker.

by Lee Anne DeVettereply 912/27/2012

Her best-remembered role will always be The Determined Divorcee.

by Lee Anne DeVettereply 1012/28/2012

She would be more successful if she wrote a tell-all book detailing Tommy Cruise and his mansexcapades.

by Lee Anne DeVettereply 1112/28/2012

It was Sandy's fault

by Lee Anne DeVettereply 1212/28/2012

Her career basically ended when she married Tom Cruise. I hope she has learned her lesson.

She is no longer the most accomplished member of the 'Dawson's Creek cast'.

by Lee Anne DeVettereply 1312/28/2012

Katie actually wanted to use cue cards. No kidding, honest to God, she wanted to use cue cards. What an autistic thing to want.

by Lee Anne DeVettereply 1412/28/2012

That's what she gets for screwing one of God's children.

Actually what really happened is Tom Cruise bought all the tickets out, so no one else would get them. Then he returned them all and got his money back.

Dumb AIDS boy.

by Lee Anne DeVettereply 1512/28/2012

The play wasn't good and had no business being on Broadway. It had nothing to do with Katie.

by Lee Anne DeVettereply 1612/28/2012

R16, whether or not that may be the case or not does not change the fact that this harms her career

by Lee Anne DeVettereply 1712/28/2012

She is probably set for life, moneywise. She came out of that sham marriage smelling like roses, too.

But, yeah, she is a shit actress.

by Lee Anne DeVettereply 1812/28/2012

truly, anyone - star, "star", or otherwise - who would even MENTION (humorously??) cue cards on Bway or ANY stage: should be drummed out of Equity and massacred by a crazy fan at the stage door. Really.

DisGUSTING piece of shit!!

by Lee Anne DeVettereply 1912/28/2012

She was cute in Pieces of April and some scifi movie. She should never have entered into the business arrangement with Cruise and the cult and stuck with indie flicks.

by Lee Anne DeVettereply 2012/28/2012

She couldn't act her way out of a Hermes Birkin bag.

by Lee Anne DeVettereply 2112/28/2012

It wasn't Holmes' fault. Blame the author it was a horrible play.

by Lee Anne DeVettereply 2212/28/2012
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