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Tim Tebow lounging around

He's even sexy when he's a mess.

by Anonymousreply 15701/04/2013

Ew. Kill it with fire...fucking Jesus freak. He's also the shittiest football player EVER.

by Anonymousreply 112/27/2012

Slavic prole-face.

by Anonymousreply 212/27/2012

Looks like he has a bit of a belly.

by Anonymousreply 312/27/2012

He reminds me of my Albanian super.

by Anonymousreply 412/27/2012

He's on perfect blowjob position.

by Anonymousreply 512/27/2012

What type of shorts is he wearing? It looks like he has two lawyers of shorts on.

by Anonymousreply 612/27/2012

I'll just bet that couch (and the room) smells of all kinds of musky manliness.

by Anonymousreply 712/27/2012

I'm a female and this is my take on Tebow -

This is a guy who was starting quarterback at the University of Florida. That means he had scorching hot Florida chicks literally throwing themselves at him DAILY - the kind of women most straight guys would give their right nut for one night with.

I don't care how Xtian you are, I simply can't fathom a normal, virile straight guy turning that down unless - for some reason - it was easy for him.

He's like the pro football version of Clay Aiken. I fully expect to see a National Enquirer headline someday about his hookup with a rentboy.

by Anonymousreply 812/27/2012

I want Tim Tebow in the worse way!

by Anonymousreply 912/27/2012

interesting take on it, R8. he's either gay or his PR team has done a good job at hiding all the sluts he's banged.

by Anonymousreply 1012/27/2012


by Anonymousreply 1112/27/2012

[quote]What type of shorts is he wearing? It looks like he has two lawyers of shorts on.

I'm sure he has had many lawyers kneeling between his shorts.

by Anonymousreply 1212/27/2012

The epitome of tard face.

by Anonymousreply 1312/27/2012

Definitely tubbing out. We can obviously see that butt is nowhere near the couch.

by Anonymousreply 1412/27/2012

Who will tend to his warm, moist, large and inviting anus?

by Anonymousreply 1512/27/2012

I will, R15!

by Anonymousreply 1612/27/2012

Love him. Look at those huge thighs.

by Anonymousreply 1712/27/2012

treasure trail leading to his his hairy bush and thick cock with a trail right to his hairy hole

by Anonymousreply 1812/27/2012

[quote] don't care how Xtian you are, I simply can't fathom a normal, virile straight guy turning that down unless - for some reason - it was easy for him.

That's very well said, R8.

Also, he is hot a hell in that pic.

by Anonymousreply 1912/27/2012

Fat by the time he's 40.

by Anonymousreply 2012/27/2012

fat legs - you know he's all pimply.

by Anonymousreply 2112/27/2012

He has that just-farted look about him in that pic.

by Anonymousreply 2212/27/2012

It looks like a Sean Cody set-up. Who would be the top, Timmy or that other guy on the couch?

by Anonymousreply 2312/27/2012

That photo is dated.

I didn't think he was gay until I saw an ESPN documentary on his preparation for the NFL draft. He was very awkward and always eye-fucking the camera and rubbing his body. I remember a scene on a private plane when started to spontaneously do push ups for the camera.

by Anonymousreply 2412/27/2012

TT is gross, and i'm not going to dignify r25's trolling with a defense, so yup- his mama done made him gay.

by Anonymousreply 2612/27/2012

WTF, R25? It's 2012, almost 2013. You do know that, right? There are also books and studies and stuff that kin teach yer kind about the fact that overbearing mothers don't turn kids gay. Either you are or you're not, or you're somewhere in between. It's not black or white, but one thing is for sure - you're not 'made' anything, you just are. And at some point, you hopefully figure it out.

You really ought to get out from under your rock once in awhile.

by Anonymousreply 2712/27/2012

[quote] I don't buy the doctrine of "born gay"

But you do buy the the doctrine of "born straight."

by Anonymousreply 2812/27/2012


by Anonymousreply 2912/27/2012

His bulge is mouthwatering. Can just imagine how muskily hairy that crotch is. Sweet heaven.

by Anonymousreply 3012/27/2012

Can somebody please engorge that photo so we can have a closer look?

by Anonymousreply 3112/27/2012

"That photo is dated."

You ain't kidding. I swear to Christ my grandmother owned the very same couch.

There's not a self-respecting gay man in the world who would sit on a sofa like that.

by Anonymousreply 3212/28/2012

It's an a family affair

by Anonymousreply 3312/28/2012

Well, his relationship with his mother is weird. I think I read one time that she left her husband at home and went to college with the boy.

by Anonymousreply 3412/28/2012

He is hot. I love his little hairy tummy.

by Anonymousreply 3512/28/2012

R32 - I think it's a hotel room, so gay or straight, you'd be sitting on that sofa.

by Anonymousreply 3612/28/2012

You must be really desperate to think that Tim Tebow is sexy.


by Anonymousreply 3712/28/2012


Is Eli Manning

by Anonymousreply 3812/28/2012

Love that picture. It is probably from last spring, which would explain the belly. The Jets wanted him to bulk up, which is a bit hard to do for a guy of his size without adding some fat, at least initially. By all accounts, he met the goal of 250 pounds (even though the Jets still list him at his playing weight from last year, 236). In pictures from later in the summer he looks beefy and bulky – and certainly not ripped – but he doesn’t look fat. Chances are, if he gets traded to Jacksonville, they will want him to slim back down some. To me, a little tummy on a guy that big and strong (his bench press is around 480 pounds) is hot as hell and very sexy.

I want him now. I don’t care if he is fat by the time he is 40 – that is for his husbear to worry about.

And, it looks like he is wearing a pair of compression shorts under a pair of basketball shorts.

by Anonymousreply 3912/28/2012

He sure knows how to spread those legs - WIDE.

All he needs is a good top to lift them up and plow his hole. And I'm sure that happened after the photographers left.

by Anonymousreply 4012/28/2012

The pic looks like he's ready for his weekly gang bang where he's the cum bucket for some random horny guys who got the address from the graffiti scribblings in public toilet stalls all over town.

by Anonymousreply 4112/28/2012

Welcome to his snackatarium.

by Anonymousreply 4212/28/2012

I've met TT - one of the nicest guys you could meet. I didn't have a long conversation, but my gaydar pinged the entire time.

Gay, gay, and gay.

by Anonymousreply 4312/28/2012

So basically he is a closet case for religious reasons, R43?

by Anonymousreply 4412/28/2012

He looks like a plough horse next to a thoroughbred and will not age well.

by Anonymousreply 4512/28/2012

I'll bet that he's a closet case because his mother is a control freak.

by Anonymousreply 4612/28/2012

"One of the nicest guys you could meet", except for his support of Focus on the Family.

by Anonymousreply 4712/28/2012

The whole family seems very involved with Christian missionary work and has spent a lot of time on religious missions in the Philippines. With that background, it's obvious he can't come out.

by Anonymousreply 4812/28/2012

[R48] That explains it. He is getting some of that fine Pinoy ass. Probably has one of those Pinoy house boys. Lucky guy !

by Anonymousreply 4912/28/2012

Another view of Tim on the couch.

by Anonymousreply 5012/28/2012

Total derp face.

by Anonymousreply 5112/28/2012

Forget him bitches. You can tell that during sex, you would have to do all the work. He probably lays there like a dead whale.

by Anonymousreply 5212/28/2012

That man is so fucking hot. The only reason you guys don't like him cuz he's a fundie. If he was more seculure in his views, you'd be shouting from the roofs tops how hot the man is.

by Anonymousreply 5312/28/2012

Fundie or not he looks out of shape with a marginally handsome face too small for his body. Not.

by Anonymousreply 5412/28/2012

He's no Drew Brees. Now Brees is sexy.

by Anonymousreply 5512/28/2012

Alert: Limp wrist at R50

by Anonymousreply 5612/28/2012

r55 you must have posted the wrong picture. I'm searching that crowd looking for a sexy man.

by Anonymousreply 5712/28/2012

Drew Brees is one sexy man. What do you think those pits smelled like the moment this pic was taken?

by Anonymousreply 5812/28/2012

Gotta say I grew up Southern Baptist and it made the closet fairly easy. I didn't have any sex til I came out as an adult, but I had the convenient excuse that "Jesus wouldn't want us to do that."

I think a lot of really religious men are gay because the ministry seems like a career where it is safe to show a lot of empathy but having all eyes on you will keep you from slipping up and sucking dick (I said it looks that way, we know it doesn't usually work out that way). Thus you get gay priests and lots of gay PK's from daddy's closeted gay genes.

by Anonymousreply 5912/28/2012

He looks like a lez @ R50.

by Anonymousreply 6012/28/2012

Sorry, but Drew is not as hot as Tim Tebow.

by Anonymousreply 6112/28/2012

Now, you bitches do what I say!

by Anonymousreply 6212/28/2012

Drew us much sexier. Tebow is fat and has a tard face. Brees has a much sexier face and an awesome butt (see link). Tebow has a flat ass.

by Anonymousreply 6312/28/2012

Drew Brees needs to do something with his hair -- he has too much balding going on to wear it that long. OTOH, that body and ass are spectacular.

by Anonymousreply 6412/28/2012

Tebow is not fat, grow up!

by Anonymousreply 6512/28/2012

[quote] It looks like he has two lawyers of shorts on.

Is this why attorneys file briefs?

by Anonymousreply 6612/28/2012

I can just imagine how awful that sofa upholstery will stank after those gross jocks wallow on it, dreadful.

by Anonymousreply 6712/28/2012

The stench would smell good!

by Anonymousreply 6812/28/2012

Heterosexual? Right, because SHE loves the dick!!!

by Anonymousreply 7012/28/2012

I can hate him because of his religion and still admit he's pretty hot.

by Anonymousreply 7112/28/2012

I think he looks disgusting, fundie or not. I can understand how others find him attractive but I don't. He's too "stocky" and not in any way pretty.

by Anonymousreply 7212/28/2012

[quote]If he was a Muslim

No, fairy, no. No can do. No sir-ee. No ma'am. No religidiots. Period.

Atheist? Not a religion, toots.

by Anonymousreply 7312/28/2012

I bet his cum is tasty and his thick cock shoots copious amounts.

by Anonymousreply 7412/28/2012

Tim is big on circumcision. He helped circumcise boys in the Philippines when he was there on one of his Christian missions.

by Anonymousreply 7512/28/2012

He's so sexy to me.

If he were gay, wouldn't he have also had to turn down hundreds of hot guys as well? Maybe he's really small, and embarrassed to show anyone his tiny meat.

by Anonymousreply 7612/28/2012

R76, the more likely explanation is that he is abstaining from all sex, particularly gay sex, because of his family's religious beliefs

by Anonymousreply 7712/28/2012

Would've killed...I mean, sniff that couch just after he had gotten up. I practically spontaneously cum just imagining the aroma. Fuck, what I would do to that man. Can you imagine being the lucky bastard who gets to be the first to tongue-plow that tight hairy hole and hear Tim's pent-up moans? Yummers!

by Anonymousreply 7812/28/2012

Heterosexuals who hold these beliefs do not abstain from all sex, R77. They do this thing called getting married.

by Anonymousreply 7912/28/2012

He has the sort of body type that will carry a lot of weight once he stops playing sports. If his diet remains the same, he will blimp once the activity stops.

by Anonymousreply 8012/28/2012

R78, you seem a little obsessed with him.

R79, he is abstaining until he gets married (or until he comes out.)

by Anonymousreply 8112/28/2012

I'm capable of finding loathesome guys hot. But Tebow, with his mashed in face and sort of good but not great body, just does nothing for me.

by Anonymousreply 8212/28/2012

It's no wonder a lot of you guys don't have bfs. You've bought into the whole gym/porn ideal of what guys should look like: perfectly symmetrical faces, totally hairless bods, 6-pack abs, and 2% body fat. Anything else is not attractive to you. You do realize that these genetically gifted guys probably represent less than 1% of the male population. I'd take Tebow with his imperfect face and endomorph/mesomorph build any day over those perfect specimens you lust after.

by Anonymousreply 8412/28/2012

[quote]perfectly symmetrical faces, totally hairless bods, 6-pack abs, and 2% body fat. Anything else is not attractive to you.

which is why there are no mirrors in the DL house.

by Anonymousreply 8512/28/2012

He works out like a fiend and eats like a horse, which is why he looks so beefy. I suspect his inner gay boy will keep him grunting away in the gym long after he retires from the NFL. If he quits working out and keeps on eating like that, then, yeah, he'll balloon up.

by Anonymousreply 8612/28/2012

R78, you made me gag. And not in a good way. Oh, well. Different strokes....

by Anonymousreply 8712/28/2012

When someone writes that they find him to be sexy, I figure the writer could appear in "Planet of the Apes" as an extra and wouldn't need any makeup.

by Anonymousreply 8812/28/2012

R69 is a fucking moron, getting pissed off and outraged at the fabrications he comes up with in his own little (tiny) mind.

by Anonymousreply 8912/28/2012

[quote]He has the sort of body type that will carry a lot of weight once he stops playing sports. If his diet remains the same, he will blimp once the activity stops.

Anthony Recker has the same dilemma.

by Anonymousreply 9012/28/2012

What do you think those shorts smelled like in the seat area?

by Anonymousreply 9112/28/2012


by Anonymousreply 9212/28/2012

Im shocked that this thread has 93 replies. I guess we have a Tebowbot.

by Anonymousreply 9412/28/2012

I'm enjoying Tim Tebow in his starring role as the BENCH monitor.

by Anonymousreply 9612/28/2012

R90, but Recker has a much more muscular and fit body (and different body type) than Tebow, don't you think?

On a different note, I'm certainly not beating off to Tebow's images I assure you.

by Anonymousreply 9712/28/2012

I'm not beating off to Tebow because I find all the Focus on the Family stuff repulsive, not to mention the fact that I doubt he'd know what to do with his dick if you ever broke through the programming enough to get him in the sack, but I have to admit, I have a fondness for big, beefy football players. His face is kind of unfortunate, though.

by Anonymousreply 9912/28/2012

He might have a workable idea of what to do with it in his own hand, but somehow I don't know if he'd have any idea what to do with it in relation to another person.

Or perhaps he's actually a manwhore with a really good PR team.

by Anonymousreply 10112/28/2012

What VOTN said. This guy is my type but his stint as a SPOKESPERSON for a bigoted entity like Focus on the Family kills it for me.

by Anonymousreply 10212/28/2012

R98, I'd only kill for Recker for that ass alone but also for his body and face. His ass may be fit fat but I've seen pics of his shirtless or near shirtless upper body, and he's very muscular, more so than Tebow in the pics on this thread.

by Anonymousreply 10312/28/2012

I don't know why people are bagging on Tim's physique. He is generally always muscular when I see him

by Anonymousreply 10512/28/2012

Welcome to the gun show

by Anonymousreply 10612/28/2012

I think R105 and R106's photos are from before the Jets made him bulk up.

by Anonymousreply 10712/28/2012

Has Tim ever stated his feelings one way or another about homosexuality in general? So do we know where he stands on the matter? What's his position?

by Anonymousreply 10812/28/2012

R108, the closest he has come is when he acted as a commercial spokesperson for Focus on the Family. Since he acted in that capacity we can only assume that he shared their virulent anti-gay views at that time. I do not know if he has stated anything to counter it since then.

by Anonymousreply 10912/28/2012

The Focus on the Family ad was mostly his mother saying that she was glad that she didn't abort him. He ran in to the shot and agreed with her.

Make of that what you will. But I suspect that was Mama Tebow's idea, and he went along with it. He is, nevertheless, still responsible for his actions and Focus on the Family is still a heinous, bigoted organization.

by Anonymousreply 11012/28/2012

Yum yum yum yum yum!

by Anonymousreply 11112/28/2012

pull down those shorts and suck that hairy big balled huge cock

by Anonymousreply 11212/28/2012

r78 = Albert Redneck

by Anonymousreply 11312/28/2012

Right R110. Untile he says otherwise we can only assume he hates gays just like his Mom

by Anonymousreply 11412/28/2012

r110 I suspect that Tebow is one of those Christian Conservative types who love the sinner but hate the sin. I don't see him as a rabid "death to gays" sort.

What I dislike about Tebow is turning football into his own personal revival. A lot of football players are religious (Kurt Warner for example), but Tebow used his fame to push his religion into our faces. He politicized football. The end result is that Tebow is a very polarizing figure.

Maybe he could have gotten away with it if he was a better Quarterback like Warner. He's not.

by Anonymousreply 11512/28/2012

[quote] suspect that Tebow is one of those Christian Conservative types who love the sinner but hate the sin.

A politely stated hatred of gays. How nice

by Anonymousreply 11612/28/2012

I know Tim and he has a bad habit of pronouncing words with the accent on the second sylabble.

For instance he say his name is

Tim tee-BOW

Or he wants to do the ay-NULL

Or he want you to eat his butt-TOCKS

by Anonymousreply 11712/29/2012


by Anonymousreply 11812/29/2012

I think I have a solution for him. I used to have a store next to a restaurant. I received traffic from the other business. One of my customers was a deputy sheriff who came in frequently with his Pinoy wife and two adorable little boys. His wife was slim, had a short haircut and looked like a boy. She was very quiet while he was talkative. I had a hard on for him. He was always very nice to me and always purchased something for his kids at least and frequently bought other things. One day he came into the store alone to talk. I had to close the store for an hour. Emergency you know. Tim can marry a Pinoy beard.

by Anonymousreply 11912/29/2012

If you know him, R117, then what else can you tell us? Hmmmm? Do you have a finely tuned gaydar?

by Anonymousreply 12012/29/2012


I know him but when I heard him pronounce words incorrectly I left. I have no time for poor grammar.

by Anonymousreply 12112/29/2012


by Anonymousreply 12212/29/2012

His voice ruins his look for me.

by Anonymousreply 12412/30/2012

Forrest Gump emphasized the last syllable of all his words as well.

by Anonymousreply 12512/30/2012

smell his ball and ass manmusk

by Anonymousreply 12612/30/2012

He looked good back when he was trim, clean, and defined - R106 shows that. Now, with the extra weight and whisker stubble, he looks like a greasy, sloppy, neanderthal. His good looks are long gone.

by Anonymousreply 12712/30/2012

He's fat in exactly the way I wish I were fat.

by Anonymousreply 12812/30/2012

Yum. Check out this former rugby player:

by Anonymousreply 12901/02/2013

r129 go and hijack someone else's thread. This is about Tim Tebow. I hate it when people do shit like that.

by Anonymousreply 13001/02/2013

Oh, did we hurt your fan worship, R103? He's a well-hyped player who does not live up to the hype and whose religious leanings are all for the sake of publicity, especially that whole Tebow-ing. He's showing off for Jesus, something that Jesus himself was not big on.

by Anonymousreply 13101/02/2013

[quote]Posters here are so full of shit. You don't like his religion so you obsess about him. Unbelievable.

Tebow being one of the most prominent gay men in sports probably has something to do with it, too.

by Anonymousreply 13201/02/2013

I know a guy who had Tim's body type in his 20's, and by 35, he was a fat slob.

I predict Tim will be as well the minute he stops working out.

by Anonymousreply 13301/02/2013

Hot guy, R129.

by Anonymousreply 13401/02/2013

R133, fit-fats usually turn to fat, but they are damned hot when they are in the zone.

by Anonymousreply 13501/02/2013

I want to lick his hairy smelly hole for hours.

by Anonymousreply 13601/02/2013

[quote]fit-fats usually turn to fat, but they are damned hot when they are in the zone.


by Anonymousreply 13701/02/2013

Maybe the reason why he never fucked a woman or a man is because there is something seriously wrong with his genitals, something so odd and embarrassing he doesn't let anyone come near his special area

by Anonymousreply 13801/02/2013

But if there was anything wrong with his genitals, we would see it in his appearance.

by Anonymousreply 13901/02/2013

He could be a Ken doll down there and I would still be all over him.

by Anonymousreply 14001/02/2013

I want to eat out his hairy man CUNT.

by Anonymousreply 14101/02/2013


by Anonymousreply 14201/02/2013

Maybe he's a FTM trannie.

by Anonymousreply 14301/02/2013

R143, that leads to interesting question. If a man like Tim Tebow had a pussy, would you still fuck him?

by Anonymousreply 14401/02/2013

I would SO like to pull those shorts off and bury my head between his legs.

He's 'tard hot. SO 'tard hot!!!

by Anonymousreply 14501/02/2013

So would I, r145. SO. WOULD. I. And posters who claim that he's hideous would do exactly the same thing if give the opportunity, and they know it.

by Anonymousreply 14601/02/2013

It was probably Urban Meyer taking the photos. After ND loses, UM will have the only undefeated team this year. "It's jut not fair," he says.

by Anonymousreply 14701/02/2013

[quote]And posters who claim that he's hideous would do exactly the same thing if give the opportunity, and they know it.

Exactly! Eating the hairy, unwashed virgin ass of a Neanderthal mama's boy is every gay man's desire.

by Anonymousreply 14801/02/2013

I'm gay and I so want his unwashed virgin hole!!!

by Anonymousreply 14901/02/2013

His beliefs and his doctrinaire outlook are intolerable. Otherwise, the man is beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 15001/02/2013

R9.....the worst way I can think of is standing up on a hammock!

by Anonymousreply 15101/02/2013


Scat lover, why don't you go back to watching Efron dance around in his skid marked undies

by Anonymousreply 15201/02/2013

I wonder if they're cum-stained?

by Anonymousreply 15301/02/2013

I just want to know what the couch smelled like when he got up.

by Anonymousreply 15401/02/2013

Given that it looks like a hotel couch, R154, you might want to rethink that.

by Anonymousreply 15501/02/2013

I prefer a trim, clean-looking QB like Tom Brady, not this sleazy dim-bulb porker.

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