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Suggestions for a Comedy Central Celebrity Roast

Recent celebs/figures saluted include Charlie Sheen, Donald Trump, and Roseanne.

[bold]Who would you suggest should be roasted soon?[/bold]

(I'm ready for Rush Limbaugh.)

by Anonymousreply 5604/04/2015

Brittney Spears

by Anonymousreply 112/27/2012

It will never happen, but Oprah.

by Anonymousreply 212/27/2012

Elton John, who has become a caricature of himself.

by Anonymousreply 312/27/2012


by Anonymousreply 412/27/2012

All of the above have absolutely no sense of humor/irony,especially about themselves.

by Anonymousreply 512/27/2012

[R5] I think that is the idea

by Anonymousreply 612/27/2012

Didn't they already have a roast for Charlie Sheen?

by Anonymousreply 712/27/2012

Angela Lansbury

by Anonymousreply 812/27/2012

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by Anonymousreply 912/27/2012

the DataLounge.

by Anonymousreply 1012/27/2012

Lohan -- she could use the money, and God knows there's enough material for ten roasts.

In a fantasy world, I'd love to see Mitt Romney raked over the coals with the filthiest language imaginable, and frequent cuts to Shitty Little Ann in the audience.

by Anonymousreply 1112/27/2012

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by Anonymousreply 1212/27/2012

The "idea" is it's funny when the roastee can laugh at themselves,while we laugh at them.

by Anonymousreply 1312/27/2012

Elton John needs to write the NEXT JAMES BOND THEME. Pass it on.

by Anonymousreply 1412/27/2012

Liza Minnelli

by Anonymousreply 1512/27/2012

Jay Leno.

by Anonymousreply 1612/27/2012

Roasts are usually in the spirit of shared affection. Someone like Rush Limbaugh is too widely hated (especially by generally left-leaning entertainers) to ever warrant a roast. Conservatives can't do comedy anyway, as everyone knows.

by Anonymousreply 1712/27/2012

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by Anonymousreply 1812/27/2012

Gordon Ramsay

by Anonymousreply 1902/26/2015

Kathy Griffin

by Anonymousreply 2002/26/2015

Lindsay Lohan, who allegedly was going to be roasted this year but instead Comedy Central went with Bieber

And once they're done with Scientology, either John Travolta or Kirstie Alley

by Anonymousreply 2102/26/2015

Kim & Kanye

by Anonymousreply 2202/26/2015

Betty White

by Anonymousreply 2302/26/2015

Stephen Hawking.

by Anonymousreply 2402/26/2015

A Bobbi Kristina roast would be a hoot.

by Anonymousreply 2502/26/2015

i want them to hosat justin bieber. im a belieber and i love his grown out hair. justin if ur reading this im 19 yo gorgious cheerleader at university and i love you will all my heart :-) ;-). bemine

by Anonymousreply 2602/26/2015

M. I'm begging you.

by Anonymousreply 2702/26/2015

Sarah Palin

by Anonymousreply 2802/26/2015


by Anonymousreply 2902/26/2015

Pope Benedict

by Anonymousreply 3002/26/2015

I'm voting with R4. Madonna.

by Anonymousreply 3102/26/2015

Don't forget the apple for Rush Limbaugh's mouth!

by Anonymousreply 3202/26/2015

I think a roast of M could be a riot!

Also, Madonna!

by Anonymousreply 3302/26/2015

R17 Bob Hope, conservative-minded Bill Cosby, Bing Crosby, Fox, Krusty the Clown "is" a Republican, Kelsey Grammmer, Jews are often pretty conservative, comedians tend to be primitive, unlikable and square a....les. Also Andy Griffith, Jay Leno and maybe the majority of them. The left has probably much bigger problems with comedy and humor and laughing about themselves.

by Anonymousreply 3402/26/2015

Hugh Jackman Bill Clinton Tyler Perry Whoopi Goldberg

by Anonymousreply 3502/26/2015

Just let the station go down in flames on its own, no need for arson.

by Anonymousreply 3602/26/2015

Jimmy "fucking not funny" Fallon! I bet they could make him cry... And +1 vote for that douchebag Gordon Ramsay!

by Anonymousreply 3702/26/2015

What did R26 Google to find this site?

by Anonymousreply 3802/26/2015

Olivia de Havilland

by Anonymousreply 3902/27/2015

Dick Cheney

I'm gonna rip her to shreds!

by Anonymousreply 4002/27/2015

Mark Whalberg. But he's humorless.

by Anonymousreply 4102/27/2015


by Anonymousreply 4202/27/2015

Gary Bussey owns this thread.

by Anonymousreply 4302/27/2015

Taylor Swift. I'd have John Mayer be the M.C.

by Anonymousreply 4402/27/2015

Timberlake is notoriously thin skinned and narcissistic. Ne can make fun of others, but never himself.

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by Anonymousreply 4602/27/2015

R45 - Where did you get THAT from? He seems very self deprecating and full of fun to me.

by Anonymousreply 4702/27/2015

He's also an infamous crybaby, there would be a (timber)lake of tears. That would be hot.

by Anonymousreply 4802/27/2015

The Kardashian trash own this thread!

by Anonymousreply 4902/27/2015

Kanye West, Justin Timberlake, Adam Sandler, Alec Baldwin, Mark Wahlberg

by Anonymousreply 5004/03/2015

Lohan would've been a great roastee a couple of years ago, but no one cares anymore. She also doesn't seem stable enough to handle it. It might be the first roast-prompted suicide.

by Anonymousreply 5104/04/2015

NPH with his kids helping to roast him. David nowhere to be found.

by Anonymousreply 5204/04/2015

Courtney Love

by Anonymousreply 5304/04/2015

Bruce Jenner - just for the trans* backlash

by Anonymousreply 5404/04/2015

Madonna. Because she has no sense of humor, particularly about herself, so she'll have to have a prompter giving her cues into an earphone.



"Make an 'Oooh burn' face."


"Stand by for your snappy comeback to that..."

by Anonymousreply 5504/04/2015

Rosie O'Donnell, because she'd punch someone out on camera.

by Anonymousreply 5604/04/2015
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