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Why do reality TV ignore farting world?

I know Hollywood producers read here so I thought I would propose a few ideas.

"Oops, I farted"

12 people will compete for a job. The only thing they must do during the interview is fart and say, "Oops, I farted", to the unwitting interviewer. The first one to get a job wins. Of course we will follow these people, learning their sad stories and such.

"Knockout farts"

Three teams of the gassiest (most toxic) celebrities will fill 3 sealed rooms and fart away until they knock-out or kill the canary. The first team to do this wins.

If any of these ideas appeal I would like to be compensated. thank you

by Anonymousreply 2304/13/2013

Well, we tried "Survivor With Ina Garten" ... but no one survived.

by Anonymousreply 612/26/2012

The Simpsons said something about a show on Fox called "Fart Date". Now, THAT I would watch.

by Anonymousreply 712/26/2012

Advertisers won't want their products placed alongside smelly farts.

by Anonymousreply 812/27/2012

Sounds like a great Japanese tv show.

by Anonymousreply 912/27/2012

I am sure this is coming.

by Anonymousreply 1012/27/2012

Any Hollywood producers read yet?

by Anonymousreply 1112/27/2012

If OP had watched any episode of "Honey Boo Boo" he'd know that farting has become a staple of reality TV.

by Anonymousreply 1212/28/2012

what about a game show called, "WHO FARTED?" where a team of people (or celebs) goes around and investigates.

by Anonymousreply 1312/28/2012

Wll, OP. You made me laugh. Especially with the canary.

by Anonymousreply 1412/28/2012

Who or what is Honey Booboo? Is that a cartoon?

by Anonymousreply 1512/30/2012


by Anonymousreply 1604/13/2013

I've been wanting to ask a fart-related question for some time now but knew if I started a new thread about it that I'd likely be banned from DL (again!). So here's my question: You know how Tilda Swinton has been sleeping in a tiny clear box at some museum in order to somehow be considered a piece of "art"? Well what happens when she farts in there?

by Anonymousreply 1704/13/2013

Would probably be difficult to get fire insurance for the show.

by Anonymousreply 1804/13/2013

The thing about the fart freak is that he's neither disgusting nor outrageous nor funny. He's just depressing.

by Anonymousreply 1904/13/2013

But they don't appeal.

by Anonymousreply 2004/13/2013

Is Farting World anything like Disney World?

by Anonymousreply 2104/13/2013

How the hell does she breathe?

by Anonymousreply 2204/13/2013

I think we all know why dumb crap like this appears on the board.

by Anonymousreply 2304/13/2013
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