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Do they actually think people really talk like these "sources" talk?

[quote]“They did the salsa. He took her in his arms and spun her around the dance floor,” a witness gushes. “Tom looked like a pro.”

Um, yeah, we've seen Tom dance and it wasn't good.

by Anonymousreply 712/27/2012

So he couldn't get any starlets to go out with him?

by Anonymousreply 112/26/2012

"He looked positively heterosexual," the witness added.

by Anonymousreply 212/26/2012

I know, OP! Those PR gossip stories are straight out of the 1950s. Nobody in real life talks like that.

by Anonymousreply 312/26/2012

A recent blind item:

"This actress is A+ list. She is all movies but the thing about her is that she only probably has B- list name recognition because she has always been more concerned with talent rather than self-promotion. She is also someone who has approached this other A+ list movie actor about forming a partnership. She is not that interested in sex anyway and he could do what he wanted and being with her would take her career to the next level she has always wanted."

by Anonymousreply 412/26/2012

Eh, they're just sucking up to him because they're afraid of getting sued.

(IMO the real reason he's suing Life and Style Weekly is because it's being said that they helped advise Katie Holmes' father on how to get her out.)

by Anonymousreply 512/26/2012

Jimmie Fiddler.

by Anonymousreply 612/27/2012

Tom might not be able to dance but his underpants dance in whatever that movie was is legendary.

by Anonymousreply 712/27/2012
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