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Kevin Federline Is NOT The Baby Daddy Of Britney Spears' Kid (Court Documents Confirm!)

According to court papers filed by a totally sane, drug-free individual with no ulterior motives, Britney's son Sean Preston Federline was not fathered by Kevin Federline! (dun dun dun!)

It's Christopher Federline!!! Who, as you can see, looks totally sane and drug-free, just like his big bro!, the most legit source ever, based their story on information from the National Enquirer, the second most legit source ever, which asserts:

Kevin Federline's brother Christopher says in bombshell court papers that he slept with the pop star during her marriage to his brother -- and fathered her now-7-year-old son Sean Preston -- and we've got all the news right here for you on

Christopher Federline, as first reported by the National Enquirer, filed for a temporary restraining order against Britney December 18 in U.S. District Court in Tampa, Florida, claiming The X-Factor judge has stolen from, blackmailed and harassed him.

“She is out-of-control and a maniac,” he said in the court docs.

In the papers, Christopher says Britney recently “went to Kevin’s house to pick up Sean Preston and Jayden James, and [his] wallet was on Kevin’s coffee table when Britney opened it up and stole [his] Capital One credit card.”

Christopher claimed in court docs that when he followed up on the alleged theft -- which accounted to more than $4,500 in charges -- “Britney … laughed at me [and] told me my brother Kevin ruined her life. Britney made fun of me and told me I have a small penis.

“She also blackmailed me and told me if I tell the police that she stole my credit card, that she will tell the world I’m the true father of Sean Preston, not Kevin.

"I do confess I slept with Britney, and I am the true father, but the public does not need to know," he admitted. Good job putting it in public filings there, buddy.

A source told the Enquirer that when Christopher contacted Britney about the credit card, she "just laughed at him,” and "threatened to tell Kevin she and Chris had sex while she was married to Kevin ... and tell everyone that."

An insider says that “Chris says the fling was a mistake. He says he always felt bad about it and kept it to himself because he didn’t want Alisha, his wife at the time, to find out.”

by Anonymousreply 1912/28/2012

I believe him .........

by Anonymousreply 112/26/2012


Another loser Federline who will never have to work a day in his life.

by Anonymousreply 212/26/2012

Ah, Fresno.

by Anonymousreply 312/26/2012

I think R2 has it, the brother is trying to climb on the child-support gravy train too.

by Anonymousreply 412/26/2012

Wow, this make Brit seem like trash.

by Anonymousreply 512/26/2012

And just when you thought the Spears Saga could not get any trashier...

by Anonymousreply 612/26/2012

If I'm right about Britney, and she has a severe case of bipolar disorder, then this is more sad than trashy. Manic people will do any damn thing that seems fun and are quite incapable of remembering that there may be negative consequences, so having condom-free sex with the wrong people is very common.

If you've ever told anyone to go out and play in the traffic... someone who's seriously manic will actually think it'd be great fun and that you should come to!

by Anonymousreply 712/26/2012

Cue the banjos!

by Anonymousreply 812/26/2012

[quote]If I'm right about Britney, and she has a severe case of bipolar disorder

She doesn't.

by Anonymousreply 912/26/2012

How would they know it was him and not Kevin ?

by Anonymousreply 1012/26/2012

R9, so you think it's schizophrenia? I've always wondered about that - poor thing.

by Anonymousreply 1112/26/2012

Whatever the diagnosis, it must be rather severe for her to be under conservatorship still.

by Anonymousreply 1212/26/2012

Britney, you sly little devil, you.

by Anonymousreply 1312/26/2012

Could I get a turn?

by Anonymousreply 1412/26/2012

Why shouldn't Kevin get child support? If it was a the woman you all would think she should get more.

Kevin is a good father and far better for those kids than crazy Britney.

You just don't like him cause he's fat. If he was still hot, you'd like him.

by Anonymousreply 1512/26/2012

It's a hoax. The guy who filed the lawsuit isn't related to Kevin Federline, it's some guy who constantly files lawsuits against different celebrities, using fake names and pretending to be related to them. Last year he filed lawsuits against Justin Bieber, Angelina Jolie and Kim Kardashian, in the guise of Selena Gomez' father, AJ's cousin, and some random Kardashian. He also impersonated the uncle of one of the Newtown shooting victims.

by Anonymousreply 1612/28/2012

R16, yeah, this was exposed as a hoax last Friday so why are morons posting about it?

by Anonymousreply 1712/28/2012

It was publicity generated for sympathy cause Ryan Seacrest's English boyfriend is going to can Britteny Spires.

by Anonymousreply 1812/28/2012

He tricked me! He told me that he was Kevin with a new haircut!

by Anonymousreply 1912/28/2012
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