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Ever have sex with a Santa?

The guys who play Santa, I guess we see in the off-season as just white-bearded bears. I've never hooked up with one, but I would if I could so I could brag.

Ever do it with St. Nick? What's your story?

by Anonymousreply 712/29/2012

Here cums Santa Claus...

by Anonymousreply 112/25/2012

Cue Golden Girls reference in 3, 2, 1...

by Anonymousreply 212/25/2012

They say there's a porn version of everything on the internet but is there actual porn featuring guys who look and dress like Santa?

by Anonymousreply 312/27/2012

A guy without no car, no license and no money is NO fun

Drive sober or get pulled over

by Anonymousreply 412/27/2012

I saw a Santa-themed straight porn a long time ago. It was silly.

by Anonymousreply 512/27/2012

Why have sex with Santa? She only comes once a year! And it's down a chimney!

by Anonymousreply 612/27/2012

I knew a bear type that played Santa every year, did the whole beard dying and everything. I wonder how the kiddies would react knowing Santa had a piercing the size of a freaking door knocker through his ball sack. lol

by Anonymousreply 712/29/2012
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